Funny and creative copywriting

You'd better let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is really unbearable!

3. What's the difference between hardship and local tyrants? Standard answer: the difference between Dabao seeing every day and big health care seeing every day.

I have a background, and I have a background.

People can't lower their noble heads, except when picking up money.

6. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

7. Be nice to yourself. Don't blame yourself if you can blame your boyfriend.

8. If you like cheating so much, why don't you go to ballet?

9. If you look like a pig, don't think you are human. I look down on you.

10. I used to believe that I could turn my life into a joke, but now I just hope I don't turn my life into a case.

1 1. Loneliness means that when someone is talking, no one is listening, and when someone is listening, you have nothing to say!

12. Money is a problem when boys are dumped; Girls are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. You're crazy.

13. I always thought that people are three-dimensional, and I didn't know that people can also be flat until I took the subway.

14. I fell down in the street, and when people around me laughed at me, I got up and fell a few times, killing them.

15. I passed a lawn yesterday and saw such a slogan: Today you step on my head, and next year I will grow on your grave.

16. the female teacher in biology class asked: parents don't have genetic diseases, but children do. What is the reason? The students in the back corner whispered: cheating.

17. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

18. I was distracted in class. I wanted to know which page the teacher was talking about, but I found that the pages of people around me were different!

19. Don't feel abandoned by the world. The world has no time for you.

20. Your life can be summed up in eight words: absurdity in life and cowardice in death.

2 1. The moment you get serious, it's a bit like a roadside movie.

22. I suggest that everyone should know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

23. Let the storm come more violently. Anyway, I sell umbrellas!

24. I can eat, which does not mean that I am a foodie, but that I am good at raising.

25. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

26. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.

27. I seem to see you jump on me happily and stick your head in my arms ... really! I'm so happy. I was just about to give you a birthday cake! Are you so happy? Yeah, I yelled and wagged my tail.