Tell me more humorously

Are you a humorous person in your daily life? The following is a humorous conversation I arranged for you. I hope you like it.

Humorous, tell me about the selected 10 articles.

1, blind cats may not meet dead mice, but scholars fight early and meet soldiers.

2, all say? A woman without talent is a virtue? I think I should be respected.

3. Honey, are you dead? Hold me tight when you die, and let the corpse collector know that we are a couple!

4, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains! What are you still wearing?

5, compare two fish who are handsome, handsome is tomorrow's dish.

6. I told myself that I don't miss you anymore, but the memories are still in my mind.

7. Class time is like a Fu Nan battery, with one class longer than six. ..

8. If one day men all over the world menstruate, I will sell sanitary classics.

9. If Google and Baidu merge, will they be renamed goodbye?

10, there is a prison called a school, a prisoner called a student and a warden called a teacher.

Tell me more humorously

1, the things I hate most in my life: reasoning with fools, helping retarded people reason and encouraging them.

2.-There are always a few such friends around. When I first met him, he was very gentle. When I was familiar with him, I didn't even know which mental hospital he was released from! *

I like helping others, especially girls.

4,-/People are iron, their style is positive, and they don't pretend to be flustered for a day.

5. It is said that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. I cherish it, but I still lost it.

6. When I was in junior high school, my teacher called translation right and wrong. A classmate translated: Whose man is this? The whole class laughed and the teacher was speechless.

7. Women's wrinkles are called old, and men's wrinkles are called vicissitudes.

8. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid. Another bottle! I can't stand another bottle.

9. Dare to accept only this assignment and hand it over to the teacher. ? Dedicated to those kind class representatives.

10, when the teasing ratio reaches a certain level, it will be called high cold.

1 1. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

12, who says the result is not important, why should I give the result of my own efforts to others?

13. If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin.

14, wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it!

15. Last night, I was bitten by mosquitoes all night. The next day, I found that I lost weight.

16, Tinker bell always lives in the dark because it can't see its fingers.

17, maybe it wasn't a meteor that fell from the sky, but a crashed plane.

18, I didn't know that dinosaurs could appear again until I met you.

19, I know you don't treat me like a number, but I don't take you seriously.

20. When my hair grows to my waist, I'll cut it and sell it, and then we'll get the license, okay?

2 1, such a strong wind, girl, my hair is really all kinds of postures, swings, surges and waves.

22, the so-called holiday, the family suspects that going out without money is particularly free every day.

23. After many years, if you get married, if I don't, tell your son to be careful on the way after school.

24. When you fall down with only one drop of blood, call Brother Zeng three times to come back to life.

This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.

26, love personality signature: love does not have so many excuses, if it is not perfect, it can only show that love is not enough.

27, give me a car accident, either amnesia, or death, or crossing.

28. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall, and the coffin opens when you see it.

29. Why is there such a big gap between the prince and his son? This is the difference.

30. Some people say that men who are not good to women will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

3 1. If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't throw garbage, I would have thrown you out.

32, don't always watch AV, and don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard!

When sitting in the classroom bored, I fantasize about the bloody scene where the ceiling fan rotates every time.

There was an activity in a shopping mall yesterday. I heard there were songs by BiBi Zhou, so I went there. I didn't know there was a man named Zhou Bi until I got there.

Our advantage is that we can correct our mistakes, but our disadvantage is that we don't know our own mistakes.

Love is a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

37. I finally understand that in love, the more you pay, the more you gain.

38. Your love for me, like the memory of a goldfish, is fleeting.

39. I still remember the kiss you and I had in the little black alley.

40. I play too much on the computer and want to watch TV quickly.