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"Novel Fool"
I am reading in the house, a biography of psychology. This book has been known to me for a long time, but I have never read it. This time, I found it with great difficulty.
A very courageous little girl stood outside the door and listened for a while, then ran in carelessly. The last time the little girl used my book as a rough sketch, I asked her father to pay me two hundred yuan for a new book. Then she was so frightened that she went home to get an eraser.
This time, she swaggered through the door again and laughed at me: "Old Wang, are you a fool? You have to read the cover and publisher? I'm afraid you have to read the price! Fool Lao Wang!"
I looked at her bright smile and was speechless for a moment. I was already very depressed when someone interrupted my reading, but I couldn't argue with a seven-year-old child! I had no choice but to laugh at myself: "Yes, I have always been a fool! Wu Chaoyue, why do you ask for beatings like this every time?" I didn't even look at her and treated her very coldly.
To be honest, I was really unhappy this time. I no longer read aloud, I just read silently. Even though I no longer have the tacit understanding of ear, hat and mouth, I just wanted to embarrass her today.
After a few minutes of silence, she left boredly. I could see that she was very embarrassed, and even asking her to leave to say hello was rude. In fact, I wanted to treat this naughty child for a long time. Last time, she broke a corner of my box containing books.
When the naughty kid scolds his younger brother, he always talks clearly, but little does he know that he is also a very naughty kid in the eyes of others! Because we need to know that every naughty kid feels that he is a good kid in the eyes of others.
Just like every unfilial son, he thinks he is a filial son. There is no doubt that in the eyes of my parents, I am an unfilial son. However, I know that I don’t need to use thousands of years of feudal thinking to demand myself.
Sun Zhengyi said that 2045 is the year of human technological singularity, and there is nothing that technology cannot solve.
As a fool like me, I am afraid I can only wait for the arrival of the singularity. By then, there will not be so many smart people saying that I am still reading stupidly, right?
Yesterday, I was passing by the People’s Park, and an advertisement board at the entrance of the People’s Park said, “Read good books, it’s good to study, it’s good to study!” For a fool like me, Lao Wang, I’m afraid I can only change it to “Stupid reading, Reading is stupid, reading is stupid!"
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but pick up the pen on the table and wrote these "nine words" to commemorate the year.
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