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1, life without friends is death, although life is still dead.

Someone once said to me, "The cold water spilled on you should be boiled and poured back." But I prefer to be a person like Lyme. The more someone throws cold water on me, the more my life boils!

3. Seeing that others are pretending to be serious, I also want to pretend not to be serious.

4. How many times have you told yourself that you can remember this situation, and how many times have you told yourself that you won't cry for you again?

5. Pride is the product of ignorance. -Socrates

6. Just like a dance, the person who teaches you the initial steps may not be able to accompany you to the end.

7. Even an immature attempt is better than a stillborn strategy.

8, different positions, different ideas, different feelings, originally can't say who is right or wrong, but the road is different, and finally there is no common goal.

9. A person is rich as long as he can satisfy his lifestyle.

10, if you really can't open the knot, you can make a pattern. In fact, life is like this.

1 1. If a person can make you forget the past, he is probably your future.

12, I don't love you anymore, and I won't be sad, but I miss you occasionally.

13, the promise of a lifetime can't be easily said, you can't afford my future. ......

14, if you care too much about other people's opinions, then your life is like a pair of underwear, and you have to follow others' farts.

15, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

Mood phrase: How affectionate you are.

1. Chatting in the same language without * * * is like a mess. You don't need the wind to blow it. You want to take a shower after a few words.

Because I always knew I was not good, I never dared to ask for anything.

3. My favorite love story comes from the divorce agreement in the Tang Dynasty: I wish my wife a farewell before I comb my sideburns, and I am beautiful and graceful, and I choose the top official.

How to treat cigarette cases that smoking is harmful to health? It's like printing a happy winter vacation on the winter vacation exercise book.

Don't believe those girls' bullshit that they are not white, not beautiful and not in good shape, because one day when you are beautiful and thin, you will find that your life is hanging.

6. When your eyeliner is more and more perfect, your eyebrows are more and more skilled, and your clothes are more and more mature, it is not you but the world that has changed.

7. Dad warned his son: Don't delay your future for fun. The son replied: I don't want to delay my childhood for my future.

8. Too much enthusiasm turns into deliberate flattery.

9. Now I believe in letting nature take its course. Don't say I don't care, even if I do, what can I do? I just look at everything more broadly.

10. Don't cling to the past and never let go.

1 1. Friends or lovers. If you are not sincere to me, why should I be sincere to you? My attitude depends on how you treat me.

12. What I recall later is not the honor I won, nor the applause I won, but the days when I was so busy that I was still insisting.

13. Don't give too much face. If you pay too much, he will be proud.

14. I hope I can let go of the past and forget how beautiful it was.

15. I am not good at words. I am indifferent to everything. I don't cater to or please anyone. I am arrogant and hot. I hate the heat, but I prefer summer. I miss you for three minutes, but time is always silent. Actually, it's nothing. I'm not very sad or happy.

16. The ship of friendship capsized, the ship of love sank, and the flame of family went out. Only canoes in single dog can stand!

17. I understand the reason, but those who should complain will still complain, those who should scold will still scold, and those who should cry will still cry. After all, the distress in my heart is beyond reason.

18. A taciturn person has no story, but it is difficult to get wine and a confidant to start a story at the same time.

19. I am a fierce butcher and a docile pet.

20. Laughter is just an expression, which has nothing to do with mood.

2 1. Sometimes, I want to disappear and see if anyone will miss me.

22. If you have a cold and a fever and don't want to take medicine or have an injection, then don't say you feel sick. If you want to eat and can't cook when you are hungry, make instant noodles to comfort yourself. If it rains and thunders, and there is no umbrella outside, you should run like hell. If you want to be invincible, don't shout in pain when you fall. Will those who say that their hearts hurt you suffer for you when you are sick? Do they cook for you when you are hungry? Will it rain and give you an umbrella? The only comfort is.

23. If it's just friendship, be good friends if you can. Don't be greedy. Love is too extreme, either for life or as a stranger.

24. How affectionate you are.

If you are not so enthusiastic, you won't feel the coldness of others.

26. Cherish all encounters and respect all losses.

27. The reality is to slap you again when you are most sad.

28. My heart is too small to hold a dog.

I don't want to hide it, so I have to pretend to be happy.

1, lovelorn, like an hourglass, and tears and heartache are a trickle. Every time I think about you, it will cause a burst.

I don't want to hide it, so I must pretend to be happy.

3, there is such a love, you can't cry without opening your mouth.

Memories are always beautiful, especially when the lover of memories is no longer around.

Most people like to deceive themselves. As it happens, I also belong to that majority.

If you don't understand my silence, you will never understand what I said.

7. Teachers are zombies, students are plants, and all the people sitting in front are big nuts.

8. I am a bird. I want to fly, but I can't fly high, huh? I have no long hair.

9. Sometimes, sometimes, I will believe that you are everything to me. Sometimes, sometimes, I will believe that you are everything to me.

10, record a story with music,

1 1, your heart is not suitable for talking about stability.

12, fortunately for pigs, unfortunately for people. I am a lucky unfortunate, at least I sleep like a pig.

13,-Don't ask me how I gave him up completely this time. I want to say that I gave up when I was hurt deeply enough.

14, the biggest advantage of maturity is not to get something you didn't get before.

15, I have a crush on you.

QQ personality: Later, I was gentle with everyone, and my enthusiasm burned into immorality.

1. I also know that loving someone is robbery. Some people are reborn after the robbery, and some people live the rest of their lives after the robbery.

I didn't know I lost to you until I saw the person you like.

3. A seat means a circle, and the teacher never knows that the change of seat means the disappearance of a pair of friends and a circle.

It seems that you have a good relationship with everyone. It seems that you are only a casual acquaintance with everyone.

Seeing others working so hard, so diligent and so energetic on the road to success, ask yourself, don't you want to be a stumbling block to them?

6. The older you get, the more timid you become. I don't know whether the world stumbles the brisk pace or the years have worn away the brave heart.

7. Later, I was gentle with everyone, and my enthusiasm burned into immorality. /Shuo Shuo/

Sometimes, children see things more deeply and thoroughly than adults, because they never consider the result.

9. See a person clearly, why expose, hate a person, why turn your face. Pick you up, you are a cup, let go, you are glass slag. There are always people in life who don't like you just as others don't like you.

10. You should eat enough, go to bed early, and don't stay up because you are ugly!

1 1. Being busy doesn't make me feel full. I just do what I like.

12. Break up. My parents don't approve of us being together. Do you have parents? My parents don't approve of our breaking up.

13. There are not so many opportunities to meet again, let alone be together again.

14. It was cool to feel sad when I was a child. I listened to sad love songs and wrote decisive words, for fear that I would not look emotional. Now that I think about it, I was really worried. The hardships of life will lie in wait for you on the road in the future. You won't disappear, and you can't escape.

15. Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, and all I can do is ignore it.

16. Three things that parents can't understand the most: cover the quilt with the air conditioner on, play mobile phone with the TV on, and listen to songs while doing homework.

17. I hope that without my company, you can also go over the mountains to see the sea and roll into the sea to feed the fish.

18. I used to be weak and always afraid of losing this and that. Now, I don't want anything, so don't always put it in front of me. You are not that important.

19. Give up if you can't find the object. If you can't get through, delete the phone. If you don't leave your old love, you can't find a new one.

20. If you are more greedy than others, you must be more diligent than others.

2 1. Which is easier, to kill a person who is invulnerable or to save a person who is incurable? Very simple, as long as he loves you.

22. Just like being new here with little experience, why should I give in to you?

23. Use your own efforts to get success, and then success is like giving those who look down on you a big slap in the face. The louder the better.

I suggest you go to war and stop loving, because in war, you are either dead or alive, but in love, you can neither die nor live well.

25. Since I came to this world alive, I have no intention of going back alive.

26. Gambling is addictive. When I first made a small bet on you, I didn't know I would give you my life.

27. You can look down on me and hate me, but don't keep it in your heart. No matter what way you take, please, you must let me know, otherwise I will always think you are my friend.