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Happy circle of friends sentences Talking about the circle of friends happily (selected 62 sentences)

1, unrequited love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, and not love is a taste.

I never lose my temper easily. When I lose my temper, I am afraid that others will hit me!

Don't sing for the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of your life, you cook, you do laundry, you do housework, you are rejected, and your children are still you.

I want to be with you day and night, mm-hmm.

I miss you like a pumpkin, love you like a cucumber, smell your golden cantaloupe and kiss your cantaloupe. Hate you as a cucumber, eat you as a watermelon, call you a melon, and call you a fool.

6, work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back, people go to the building.

7. With a fiery heart, you can change a result. Money can change this result at will.

8. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

9. When playing with your mobile phone, you think that you will have an exam next week. Pa, I slapped myself, and you didn't concentrate on playing with your mobile phone.

10, everyone else has hit the south wall. I must earn a lot of money to repair the south wall.

1 1, hold your hand and you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears.

12, I want to kill Baidu because it knows too much.

13, handsome players are handsome, and ugly players play golf like shoveling shit.

14, since I saw your household registration photo, I realized that it was so simple to give up someone I like.

15, wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find their shoes nor find their way.

16, if you don't marry me this year, I'm afraid of getting married next year.

17, don't ask me how much I love you, all my dreams are about you.

18, when you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there will be many days when you have no money.

19, I finally know why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will open them for you halfway.

20. Society can really change people. I used to be an excellent person at school, but now I am a good person. This is what the girls told me.

2 1, I was beaten by my father when I was a child. I feel that there is no love in the whole world, so I want to tie up the curtains and pretend to hang myself to scare my dad! As a result, I pulled down the curtain too hard and was beaten by my mother again!

22. I am waiting for someone, someone who can accompany me for a long time.

23. People don't eat when they are angry. Eat two bowls of rice when you are angry.

24. Being in a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

25. Don't hang yourself on a tree, try more trees nearby.

26. I left my hometown that year, and people in the village never drank a well water again.

27, harm people need not be ruthless, IQ is low enough.

28. Today, my mother asked me why I smoked. I said I like to eat soot!

29. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

30. I weaned early when I was a child. Which kind-hearted person helped me make up for this incomplete childhood.

3 1, people are divided into groups, which is why my list is so beautiful.

32. Some people are like this. They are maggots and think the whole world is a cesspit.

33. The mobile phone didn't ring for a month. I took it to be repaired today. As a result, the maintenance master said that the mobile phone was not broken, but no one called in for more than a month. I knelt down to the master and begged him to stop.

34, grapes, bananas, red apples, I wish you miss the results! Radish, cucumber and Chinese cabbage, may you be loved every day! Coke tea boiled water, I hope you sleep well every night!

Since everything is connected, why didn't you contact me?

36, money is not a problem, the problem is no money!

37. Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

38. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

39. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

40. Perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no cheating and no existence.

4 1, if you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

42. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no escape.

43. When I say "whatever", I mean: I'm too lazy to think, and I can't think of anything good. Although it's up to you, you must want to give me something satisfactory.

44. I didn't go when Peking University was eligible to walk. For one thing, I can't adapt to the climate there, and for another, I can't walk.

45. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let China Mobile say sorry for you.

46. It's time to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

47. I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I threw a math book in his face.

48. I can't find it anywhere, and I am still lamenting the small waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat! Boss, another cage of steamed bread!

49. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

50. With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so you can continue to be vague.

5 1, don't talk with your lungs, what you say is nonsense.

52. Your father and I are free-range on the grassland. When I was hungry, I ate grasshoppers. Not all chickens are called Shi Guangji.

53. Nowadays, not only the urban routines are deep, but also the rural routines are bottomless.

54. Don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after I shit!

55. Sleepiness is a word. I'm only gonna say this once. You know I can only express it with drowsiness.

56. Maybe I ate too much salt, and I always miss you when I am free.

57. I want to plant strawberries all over your neck and announce to the world that you are mine.

58. I love you so much that you will die if you love me.

59. It's really boring. Buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.

60. What wakes you up every day is not a dream, not an emergency, but an uneasy soul, because you are hungry.

6 1, I was looking forward to growing up when I was a child. Who knows that when the Taoist grows up, he grows up endlessly, feeling that the brakes are broken.

62. Some songs fall in love after listening to the prelude, some people fall in love at first sight, and some homework doesn't want to be done after opening the first page.