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What are the funny winters in Guangdong?

1, no, your message is not because I am cold, but because my hands are cold.

I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than be scalded by high temperature. Until today, I was frozen stiff, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

3. It's cold, and there is a way to keep warm: I hold you.

The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

6, it's cold, you must take care of yourself and remember to put on more clothes. In this world, there are definitely fewer people who dress you than take off your clothes. Outside the window, the wind is really cold. So, I got up and got my clothes ...

7. The coldest is not winter, but winter festivals.

8. It's cold, just like last night. Just the way from the classroom to Beicao can make people catch a cold, and it's probably last night in the stands.

9. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

10, it's cold, besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.