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You are wearing a purple cheongsam. From a distance, you really look like a flying butterfly. The color is nice and soft.

3) There is a beautiful banshee, Pei Xianghui Shui Mei. Shui Mae Fang, who will send it?

4) Actually, the first time I saw you was in the photo. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, let me unforgettable for a long time.

5) When his eyes lit up, he saw that the girl's face was crystal clear, her skin was as light as snow, and there was a small dimple on the goose egg's face, which was a little shy.

6) Beautiful women are ashamed in front of you, handsome men are willing to die under your pomegranate skirt, children are kind and warm when they see you, old people are young when they see you, patients will be healthy immediately when they see you, and even disabled people will be born blind because of you.

7) A beautiful woman is a diamond, and a good woman is a treasure.

8) Chai Jing didn't lose the short skirt, so she took out all the gold to play the drunkard. The full moon in Yun He is full of fun, so why did you want to be a phoenix?

You are a bit like the moon and twinkling stars in the sky. Unfortunately, I'm not a poet. Otherwise, you will write 10,000 poems to describe your beauty.

10) Its shape is as impressive and elegant as that of Youlong.

Beiying Shuo Shuo da quan

1) There are creeping weeds in the wild. A beautiful woman is walking on the road, very beautiful. It's perfect for me to meet a real coincidence.

2) Seven years after graduation, I finally got a big project to build a 30-meter chimney. The construction period is two months, and the cost is 300,000, but it needs funds. It was finally finished at the end of last year. Today, people went to check and accept, and they were scolded to death, and they still had no money. Shit! The drawings are upside down, and people are going to dig wells!

3) You are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your beautiful face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring. In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your enthusiasm, your intelligence and your sensitivity.

4) You are the goddess of ivory carving, generous, dignified, gentle and quiet, which makes men admire you deeply.

5) You gave us a ruler of life to measure every day; You gave us a mirror of exemplary behavior, and let us learn everywhere.

6) I saw a white oval face, curved eyebrows and sad eyes. It turned out to be a very beautiful woman, about thirty years old.

7) You are a butterfly among flowers and a bud among lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, you are always so dignified and beautiful.

8) He looked up and saw a white and thin hand lift the curtain and walk into a girl. The girl is wearing a white skirt like a veil, which seems to be in the fog. It seems that she is about sixteen or seventeen years old. Except for her black hair, she is all white and has a beautiful face.

9) You are the best actress in my mind.

10) dark green pants, two pairs of pants like knives; Milky white high heels ... Ah, Jane is really an elegant and sad statue!

1 1) dung beetles fell in love with mosquitoes. Dung beetles: "What is your occupation?" Mosquito: "What about you, nurse?" Dung beetles laughed: "Fate, peer, I am a Chinese doctor."

12) A big peony green gauze, Bixialuo, a pink daffodil green leaf skirt, lingered on the ground, wearing a thin gold gauze. The drooping sideburns are inlaid with pearl Hosta seeds, and the flower looks like water hibiscus.

13) a generation of the whole city chased the waves, and Wu Gongkong recalled the children's home. Don't laugh at your neighbor's daughter in the east. You are still wearing gauze on Baixi's head.

14) beauty shutter door, and how quiet she leans, how troublesome her brow is! Now, you may see bright tears on her cheeks, but not the man she loves deeply.

15) You are so beautiful, like a lyric poem. You are full of girlish innocence and youthful elegance. What impressed me most was your clear eyes like a lake, and your long flashing eyelashes. I like asking, caring and greeting.