Bite by a mad dog satirizes people's sentences.

222 Bite by a Mad Dog Ironic Sentence (Part I)

1. I'd rather understand your desperate resistance under a rogue than bear that you are on cloud nine under a man!

2. Life is lonely; Dream cup; The game is overnight; Self-portrait of pornographic photos; Food phobia; Falsification of certificates; Women are masculine; Boys are sissy; Live virtualization; Marriage flickers.

3. You look so creative and live so bravely!

4. A man fooling a woman is called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

5. Being handsome is useless. You can use that face to swipe your card after spending.

6. It is God's creativity to create you, and it is your courage to live in this world.

7. You wicked knife-taker, you have no one to pay for forty miles.

8. It's shameless of an animal to pretend to be a respectable gentleman!

9. The so-called seminar is actually to invite some irresponsible people to have some dirty meals, spend some shady money, say something innocuous and have a nondescript meeting.

1. When you look at me, can you stand higher? My neck will be sore if I always look down on you.

11. As soon as you go out, a hundred mountains and no bird, a thousand paths without a footprint.

12. In fact, you are responsible for everyone by staying away from the crowd!

13. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

14. even believe in advertisements. it's silly to study!

15. You think you're Halley's Comet, and 6 billion people all over the world should watch it!

16. Children take toys as companions, while adults treat their companions as toys.

17. Don't tell me when you break up: "Actually, you are fine". Then you still dumped me?

18. Zhong Wuyan has something to do, but Xia Yingchun has nothing to do.

19. When people do good things, they always want to let ghosts and gods know. When they do bad things, they always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too difficult for ghosts and gods.

2. If fooling around is done well, it is called love; If you do it well, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, if done well, is called strict chastity; Impotence, if you hide it well, is called sitting still. 222 biting by a mad dog sarcastically sentence (Part II)

21. Hey, sister, stand aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.

22. Women are the most hypocritical animals in the world. They keep saying that "money is not important", but the most important thing is that the man she is looking for must be rich!

23. All hearts are gentlemen, and all hearts are villains; Everyone knows how to guard against him, but it is most difficult to measure those who say Yao and Shun, have the same ambition, swear by mountains and seas and have traps in their hearts. This kind of hypocritical hypocrite must be

24. Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

25. I've never seen anyone like you, saying NO, and still confessing like this.

26. I always wander between cow A and cow C.

27. Everyone can do anything, and the word "lowlife" is not worthy to be used on you!

28. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange a water pipe?

29. You are nothing outstanding, but you have a strong face ...

3. Don't talk to me, because I don't understand. In the eyes of others, it is stupid for me to quarrel with a pig.

31. There are countless possibilities for you to have a hard life tomorrow, and there are countless possibilities for you to have a hard life today!

32. I think you are a professional weaver and specialize in catching penguins.

33. If you have something to do, don't let your feelings sow at will, or you will take root. If you want to pull it out, you will have to toss and turn. If you want to pull it out, you can't pull it out.

34. Is there another person in the world who will admit that he is afraid of himself? The word "unwilling" is the best excuse for "dare not".

35. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

36. Who are you making that face with? I owe you a loan due or something.

37. Do you know how your farm died? Your mother fed you dung when you were young, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! It' s really' fat water does not flow outside'!

38. I always think that as long as something is put at the hearing, it is basically settled-this is a problem that cannot be discussed.

39. Looking at you like that, I really doubt that the national eugenics plan has been completed. Why didn't your mother detect you as a bitch when she was pregnant with you?

4. When there is a legend in the rivers and lakes, it is sorry for the audience if it doesn't make a fuss. Sarcasm Sentence Classic Sentence 222 Collection

Sarcasm Sentence Classic Sentence 222 One

1. Don't wash it, but for the mud, this old car would have fallen apart.

2. I really want to send you to a cage to wander the streets and taste the delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

3. People always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good deeds, but they always think that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad deeds. We are too difficult for ghosts and gods.

4. Everyone can do whatever he wants, and the word "lowlife" is not suitable for you!

5. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

6. Your face is majestic and lofty, and it is majestic in the world.

7. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves and be deceived.

8. When it clears up and the rain stops, you think you can do it again.

9. Hey, sister, stand aside a little, it's blocking my cell phone signal.

1. which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

11. The tip of the head is as white as silver, and there is not a cent on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and not people!

12. Your skull is full of Baba, so everything you think is as disoriented as a fly.

13. It's a shame to be embarrassed by the adulterer.

14. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange a water pipe?

15. You waste air when you are alive, and waste land and RMB when you are dead.

16. The reason for constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.

17. Is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I'm guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just nausea.

18. Fighter in scum, vip in scum, your brain was struck by lightning.

19. The longer I have contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

2. Men have eight fears: one is that their lover is pregnant, the other is that their wife is desperate, the third is that the young lady is ill, the fourth is that the masses will react, the fifth is that their lover is soaked, the sixth is that mahjong is shot, the seventh is that the stolen money is stolen, and the eighth is that it will be invalid. I thought you were just a middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.

22. You are the wind and you are the sand, lingering around the world! How dare your IQ be blown away by the wind, leaving only a head of sand!

23. Life is lonely; Dream cup; The game is overnight; Self-portrait of pornographic photos; Food phobia; Falsification of certificates; Women are masculine; Boys are sissy; Live virtualization; Marriage flickers.

24. I tried to control the magic in my heart, but I ignored that you might just be the ghost who played soy sauce.

25. People say that I married you with flowers in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog dung.

26. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

27. It's really nothing, but when Big Wolf calls, they make up one lie after another.

28. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.

29. The dream is full, but the reality is very skinny.

3. put yourself in a correct position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

31. It's the plug that plugs into people's holes, and the socket that plugs into people's holes!

32. It's not that if you don't laugh, the powder will fall off when you smile!

33. Do you have a childhood shadow? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth every year.

34. When there is a legend in the rivers and lakes, it is sorry for the audience if it doesn't make a fuss.

35. On a whim, I made a computer desktop with your photo, and I was infected with a computer virus!

36. At the moment, I'm thinking a lot, but I'm feeling a lot. -

37. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

38. If you only like icing on the cake, who will send charcoal in the snow?

39. Shit! The world is so crazy, mice are given to cats as mothers!

4. Now, split personality is a fashion. Fuck that dog, her dog is a little split. Classic satirical sentences with low quality are recommended

Classic satirical sentences with low quality (Part 1)

1. The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.

2. Camels give birth to donkeys, which is a strange kind. You have to study the three cardinal principles and the five permanent members when you were a child, and behave yourself.

3. When I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.

4. Are those two bulbs on your face? ! Don't plug in at night! Blind!

5. The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too hard on the closest people. Change this bad habit and the world will be at peace.

6. You think you can do it when it clears up and the rain stops.

7. Jealousy turns to jealousy. Don't be a dog. Is it interesting to slander behind your back?

8. A person's death is a tragedy.

9. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

1. There were no elixirs sold in the world, but more wishful thinking people began to sell them.

11. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.

12. I am convinced that your musical talent is definitely not the expression of simple voices.

13. Four major sorrows in life: a drop of rain after a long drought; When you meet an old friend in another country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominated for the gold medal, dream.

14. When life viciously turns everything into black humor, I follow the current and turn myself into a hooligan with higher education.

15. Uncle, you look great, just like a wooden stick.

16. You don't listen to what you said, you don't do it after listening, you make mistakes after doing it, and you refuse to accept the mistakes. Then why should I talk? !

17. Do a good job that is neither busy nor idle, and lead a wonderful life that is neither salty nor light.

18. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves and be deceived.

19. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't call people what they look like! How can you say that you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

2. In fact, you are responsible for everyone by staying away from the crowd! Classical satirical sentences with low quality 222 (Part II)

21. If Confucius can't help you solve problems, Lao Tzu will help you solve them.

22. Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to avoid others' censure.

23. Adults expect smart and beautiful flowers to bloom in their children's heads, but expect others' children's heads to be just a bunch of weeds.

24. It's really nothing, but when Big Wolf calls, they make up one lie after another.

25. Some people say you look like a mouse, others say you look like a monkey, but you are obviously a pig!

26. If fooling around is done well, it is called love; If you do it well, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, if done well, is called strict chastity; Impotence, if you hide it well, is called sitting still.

27. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

28. Everyone can do anything, and the word "lowlife" is not worthy to be used on you!

29. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, your affection is longer than Guan Yunchang, your personality is crazier than Nicholas Tse, and your promise is more empty than the Monkey King.

3. You shameless woman, you always have to pay back when you come out to mix. Why don't you be a mistress? I curse you for not being happy all your life.

31. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

32. The dream is full, but the reality is very skinny.

33. I always wander between cow A and cow C.

34. Many girls got Han Hong's disease, but Han Hong didn't die.

35. I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.

36. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

37. Look at your teeth. Are you the same ancestor as the dog?

38. I don't know why you laugh all day. You laugh like a broken cloth shoe.

39. Who are you making that face with? I owe you a loan due or something.

4. At the moment, I'm thinking a lot, but I'm feeling a lot. -222 satirical sentences

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1. Third party, your skirt fell off

2. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.

3. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves and be deceived by others.

4. Love is not everything in life. When you are old, you should know that it is only a part of life. Every day, a man who is trapped by love will despise him even a woman.

5. I really don't know what these stars in China think. If they don't have any works, they can just go to major film festivals every day to rub the red carpet. One by one, they are old ladies in their forties. Is this beautiful? And french kiss who kneels on the red carpet, do you think that's your bedroom? It's a disgrace to China people to go abroad.

6. I said that you need plastic surgery. At least go to Korea and Thailand. You are now the whole result of being disabled by Thai shemale surgery!

7. hi! Brother, how can your horizontal development be worse than vertical development!

8. It's nice to see people holding watermelons, so I'm happy to see you.

9. You think you are the sun, and others have to revolve around you. You know, there's only one in the universe