Talking about humor in a circle of friends in hot weather

The humor of the hot weather circle of friends is as follows:

1, woke up in the middle of the night by the heat, and got up silently to cover my roommate with a quilt.

There are no people touching porcelain on the road. It is said that a guy wants to touch porcelain. As soon as he lay down, he jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.

3. In the shack, mosquitoes are very diligent in hot weather; There are trees and birds in front of the window, and the gloomy mood is gone.

4. Finally, you can steam a free sauna.

It won't break in this heat, and its wings have melted!

6. "Do I know you well?" "Well, soon!" They stood in the sun and said!

7. The porcelain touching industry, which was most affected by high temperature, was completely shut down!

8. The weather is too hot, which makes people fidgety. Sudden heavy rain always makes people restless. When you look in the mirror, you will become restless.

9. There is not a cloud in the sky, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly.

10, buy a mat, and sleep will become an electric blanket!

1 1, what defeated me was not innocence, but innocence and enthusiasm. I didn't realize until today that "stay still and calm" is by no means a curse. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

12, go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.

13. No matter how hot it is at night, I will cover myself with a quilt. Maybe it will make me feel safe.

14, inviting you out to dinner in this weather must be the difference between life and death, and we are talking about lifelong events.

15, it's getting hot, lying in bed, braising; Exaggerated mat, teppanyaki; After getting up, steam; Go out to cook; Swimming, boiling; On the way back, it blew up; Go into the house and go back to the pot.