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Talk about the mood of typhoon at home (60 sentences)

Talk about the mood of typhoon at home (I) 1. Urgent notice: the typhoon is coming, and everyone has a husband. Hugging a husband, a boyfriend with a boyfriend, a lover with a lover, nothing. Hold on to the telephone pole and don't let the typhoon blow away. Pay attention to getting dressed. When you wear clothes, you must tie a rope to reinforce it so as not to be naked by the typhoon.

Your homework is in the window. You really can't do things in a typhoon]

The typhoon brought us a storm, a day off and a lot of homework.

4. Typhoon, typhoon, I stood upstairs and came down unkempt! ! Say: What have you done to me! !

The sky after the typhoon hit a rainbow.

6. Contact friends in Guangdong and be ready to give me a live typhoon broadcast at any time. Like a little girl, I am afraid that the typhoon will not come, but I am afraid that it will mess around.

7. Do you think the name of the typhoon sounds good?

A fat girl said, "I wish I could fly as far as a dandelion." I went back: Is it necessary to have a typhoon?

9. Typhoon Sensen. Besides giving us a holiday, I have one more request: that is. That's ... you blew up the school!

10. The typhoon made a mess.

1 1. After the typhoon, all the trees were bald. Xiao Zhang's raincoat is mixed with mud, leaves, garbage and flying insects. The ground is full of broken trees. Every traffic light on the road has its own ideas. What a sad day?

12. There was a storm and a huge wind, and everything was rolled up to the same height as the sky, and then flew in the air.

13. Mom said the weather forecast was really sick. You should give the typhoon a name.

14. In the afternoon, it was cloudy. After a while, it was cloudy and it rained cats and dogs.

15. Mom says there will be a typhoon tomorrow, so don't go out.

16. Clouds are like dreams. After the typhoon, the sky above the city was shrouded in clouds. From a high altitude, the high-rise buildings in the city were looming in the clouds, and the clouds were transpiration, which was beautiful, just like a fairyland. ?

17. Because the weather is bad and windy recently, I can't jump rope in the park at night, so I choose to jump rope in the kindergarten from/kloc-0 to 2. There is a dance studio in the kindergarten, which is empty. At first, I didn't dare to disturb the children's sleep, but I didn't dare to jump too loudly. In addition, I usually like to jump in my own room without interference from outsiders. This time, in everyone's sight, I feel very.

18. It's windy today, which is suitable for wearing skirts. I'll be angry if Uncle Traffic Police posts another note. ...

19. There was a typhoon and rainstorm in Shenzhen these two days, and the temperature plummeted. If I'm not careful, I have a cold. Ah! It's so uncomfortable!

20. Typhoon, rainstorm, power failure, disconnection of mobile phone, and battery failure of mobile phone.

Talk about the mood of typhoon at home (2)1. Xiao Nanfeng is really like a doll lying on a yellow blanket, grinning from one side to the other.

22. Will I be blown away by the typhoon? I don't want to live.

23. Some people in charge of the bean curd residue project should be shivering in their hearts now. Don't panic. It's a big problem. It's no use panicking.

After the typhoon, the sea level began to calm down. All the years have passed, and all the scenery has passed.

25. Who is so boring? The last typhoon was called "Tiantu", and this typhoon is also called "Butterfly". What kind of literary model does the typhoon have?

26. I have experienced a lot. Like a typhoon crossing the border, as vast as a weed falling down.

27. It rained heavily for several days during the typhoon, and the quilt began to smell musty, and it always smelled musty when sleeping.

28. Typhoon is available, just send a message. At the teacher's command, we are willing to guard against Taiwan at home.

29. I laugh at those who want to blow their boyfriends by typhoon. Then where is your home? I will walk there.

30. The Woods near and far roared, sometimes lower, sometimes higher, singing to each other and whining. ............................................................................................................................................

3 1. The wind is very strong, like a group of black dragons, trying to devour the earth.

32. Why hasn't the typhoon come yet? My homework is waiting for you at the window.

33. Why don't you hang a super invincible thunderbolt tomorrow?

34. The typhoon will come to Kaga tomorrow, and the school will be closed?

35. My ex-boyfriend is in Hainan, and now there is a typhoon in Hainan. Should I laugh or cry?

36. The white clouds after the typhoon are magical.

37. There is really nothing better than being alive.

38. Mama of, military training is coming, asking for typhoons, earthquakes, rainstorms, hail, snowstorms,,,

39. Brother, we have a typhoon here, and the wind is super strong! Hee hee, so classes will be closed tomorrow.

Xia Yue: There is a typhoon today. I said let the typhoon blow me away. My brother came to see me.

Talk about the mood of a typhoon at home (3) 4 1. The instructor said there might be a typhoon tomorrow. The military training was cancelled. It's gone. You know we have prepared so many songs and those songs, why do you want to leave?

42. Come on, typhoon. I don't want to go back to school

43. The sky without filters at five o'clock after the typhoon.

44. Hello! Due to the typhoon, according to the notice of Education Bureau #, the school will be closed for one day tomorrow (10.8).

45. When the typhoon comes, I choose to wait or change my attitude.

46. I heard that there is a typhoon in your city, and I want to ask if you have an umbrella. If you do, won't it be blown away?

47. It was windy at night, so I took a bath early and went to bed. A Dai complained and wanted to go out. I called CSI to bring the dog down, and CSI said you did. I have work to do. I shouted, are you still human? I'm naked! CSI squatted down and touched A Dai's head to comfort him: Your outdoor activities have been cancelled tonight, but you must remember that that person (referring to me lying in bed) won't let you go down! Me? It's so cheap, you are lazy and sow discord.

48. It was windy during the day and it began to rain at night. Listen, if you leave, the weather here is bad.

49. Do you know? I hope the typhoon will blow you to my side.

50. Pray that there will be a rainstorm or a typhoon tomorrow and come to Germany more violently ~ ~

5 1. That's scary! I hope there are no casualties!

52. Why are you still here after the typhoon?

53. After the typhoon, all the damaged places should be cleaned up. Is this an aspect of the economic development of coastal cities?

54. The typhoon roared at the empty street like a lion, and the remaining saplings resisted the strong wind alone. The more persistent, the more inclined, the last second. The wind blew it off and even uprooted it.

55. Give us some warmth in Jieshi. Typhoon Tiantu has just passed, electricity has just come, and water has not come yet.

56. This morning, after the typhoon, Peng, a policeman from Huakou Community of the police station, organized security personnel to clean the road.

57. It's windy and rainy. My brother will also take me to take a battery car to deliver goods and feel the difficulty of making money, and then eat the saved oil money in the stomach at night.

58. We have a good typhoon. I hope we can spend it safely.

59. Today is a typhoon. When I stood on the balcony and blew, I vaguely felt that my grandmother was still there. If I go to grandma's house in the future, she will tell me the weather today. Really super trance, a second to react.

60. The wind roared in the air, its voice was piercing, mixed with footsteps in the snow, and it became a strange music. The music stung the ears of pedestrians, as if to warn them that ice and snow will rule the border for a long time and the bright spring will not come back.

Sitting at home on a rainy day is boring, talk about Daquan.

1, there are too many stories but there is no later.

2. You are my dream only when I turn off the light.

You and I are destined to walk a bumpy road and spend the rest of our lives.

You listened to my story, drank my wine and finally shook your head. The story is not touching, and the wine does not moisten the throat.

I wander in the city where you once lived, even if I can't see you, I will feel at ease.

6, I am used to seeing human feelings, and I am too lazy to sigh.

7. Like a play, you are a friendly guest, but I am in love.

8. I'm afraid I'll never see you again. The rest of my life is too long, you will never forget it.

9. Remembering your feelings is as spicy as old wine rushing down your throat.

10, youth is a gorgeous tragedy. We have our own lines on our backs, our own ideas, meeting each other, and then drifting away. Those who have appeared in life will be forgotten bit by bit with the passage of time.

1 1, don't cut out the lungs for others too easily and end up heartless.

12, the story is long and sad. There is no wind or wine, but I still tell my tears like an old cat in the attic.

13, the entanglement in the heart, the solution is the knot, and if it can't be solved, it is robbery.

14. At that time, your name was also in my textbook. Later, without books, you didn't know where to go.

15, I don't like crying, I don't like making noise, because I know no one will coax me.

16, I have been with Buddha for more than a year, and I just hope that the past is like smoke.

17, a hedgehog eager to be hugged.

18, long-lost familiarity can always cause sad memories.

19, I want to hug you. Unfortunately, in time, the mountains are south and the water is north. Unfortunately, there is a sea of people between you and me.

On rainy days, I stay at home and feel sad and bored.

1, there are too many stories but there is no later.

2. You are my dream only when I turn off the light.

You and I are destined to walk a bumpy road and spend the rest of our lives.

You listened to my story, drank my wine and finally shook your head. The story is not touching, and the wine does not moisten the throat.

I wander in the city where you once lived, even if I can't see you, I will feel at ease.

6, I am used to seeing human feelings, and I am too lazy to sigh.

7. Like a play, you are a friendly guest, but I am in love.

8. I'm afraid I'll never see you again. The rest of my life is too long, you will never forget it.

9. Remembering your feelings is as spicy as old wine rushing down your throat.

10, youth is a gorgeous tragedy. We have our own lines on our backs, our own ideas, meeting each other, and then drifting away. Those who have appeared in life will be forgotten bit by bit with the passage of time.

1 1, don't cut out the lungs for others too easily and end up heartless.

12, the story is long and sad. There is no wind or wine, but I still tell my tears like an old cat in the attic.

13, the entanglement in the heart, the solution is the knot, and if it can't be solved, it is robbery.

14. At that time, your name was also in my textbook. Later, without books, you didn't know where to go.

15, I don't like crying, I don't like making noise, because I know no one will coax me.

Talk about the funny mood that it is suitable to stay at home on rainy days.

1. The most shameless person I have ever met is homework. I said I didn't like it, and it asked me to do it.

2. China women's volleyball team lost to Thailand, who can guarantee that all players in Thailand are women.

3. Boys are so poor now, whiter than girls, taller than girls and more beautiful than girls.

Since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone has a morning and a night.

It's very painful now, but when you look back later, you will find that it's actually nothing.

My lover is a stunning beauty. One day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur, but I saw her mount, but I didn't see her master.

I used to love you as a joke, but now you love me as a fart.

8. The truest sentence of news broadcast is: It is Beijing time now; The scariest sentence is: see you at the same time tomorrow. Someone asked: why do you always have to shoot the anchor to clean up the manuscript after the news broadcast? Netizen reply: that is to tell you that we brag in the draft; Someone asked: Why is the advertisement of news broadcast the most expensive? Netizen replied: because manufacturers know that people who love to watch news broadcasts are the easiest to be deceived.

9. Losing weight is just to scare the whole body.

10. Today, the girl's cell phone at the front desk of self-study early rang, and the sound of reading exploded beside her instantly. Damn it, this is unity!

1 1. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

12. I thought that year, when I was the thinnest, I was only six and a half pounds!

13. If you have a friend who likes to stay up late, please cherish him, because you may not know when he will leave.

14. You did badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.

15. I want to be as sweet and intoxicating as wine chocolate, and then marry you and go home. Oh, no, not you.

16. The salary is like a full stop, and it will be gone in a few days.