Quotations from laughing sand sculpture

The sand sculpture quotations that make people laugh are generally meaningless and even surprising. This kind of quotation can only be used as a joke, and it is difficult to resort to magnanimity. Details are as follows:

1, flip a coin. If it breaks, we won't have food today.

When you think you can't do it, you should cross the road, and then you will be a pedestrian.

3. I hope everyone will treat themselves well. Don't blame yourself if you can blame your boyfriend.

If you care about your weight, you feel sorry for the food.

You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calm because I am not afraid of your death.

6. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you are sad, you want to chew.

7. Those who look good and like to eat are called foodies, and those who look bad and like to eat are called gits!

8. My bed has been turned into heaven by me, so I get out of bed every day as if I were in the world.

9. I am distracted when I am unhappy.

10, don't go to the toilet at 23:59 pm, or you won't come out until the next day!