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Talk about the wonderful work of boys

Young people are too young and crazy. Nuns are crazy, too.

One day, the power is in hand, killing all the people in the world who failed me.

Life is so charming and your mother is so coquettish.

It is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality.

Don't play tricks on me, or I'll play along.

Why are you wearing briefs? Because it saves money and cloth.

You know my length and I know your depth.

People on earth are good at living. You fry the cake and I'll fry the eggs.

Life is in vain without struggle, and life is meaningless without hardship and tiredness.

A man may not be handsome, but he must have taste.

Have money to do things well, but have no money to do people well.

All kinds of bites, all kinds of songs, all kinds of tunes.

People wear clothes, horses wear saddles, and dogs run happily with bells.

Cut the power cord with a kitchen knife, and the fire flashed all the way.

If you regret it, don't do it. If you do, don't regret it.

Don't shit on your head, you are a gourd doll.

Even if your name is taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

Your mother chased me for ten blocks and said I looked like your father.

Life is hard to walk. Make friends, not dogs!

Eat, drink and be merry, that's the goods, share joys and sorrows, that's the wife.

The average boy is generally proud, and the average girl leans.

A group of dogs behind the rich can't walk without money.

China has millions of children. If it's not cool, change it.

Peng Pai Institution, Peng Pai. Peng Pai's Flower Cold is the most fascinating.

Sincerity can't compare with red money, and feelings are just sexual needs.

It's a wave of goods, not goods, but goods in goods.

Cheap and promising, coquettish and foreign.

No matter how beautiful underwear is, it has to be B.

Be happy when you see B, and shoot when you meet B.

Not everything, just everything.

Not for the right door, just for the right place.

The poorest people are nothing more than begging, and there will be a day when they die.

Life is given by parents. Cherish it and go by yourself. Be careful.

Everyone asked you to play Baidu, but suddenly I looked back and you were in sogou.

Ask what love is in the world, everything has its vanquisher.

The rich second generation is loved by everyone, while the poor second generation is lonely.

Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, and Linglao is a little hung.

If you are too crazy, you can't get ahead.

Some people have already seen through, and some things have already been understood.

Brother Longyou and Brother Shuang Ying are both proud and loyal.

If you have a life to earn, you must have a life to spend. If you lose your heart, don't take it.

I am blessed with brilliance, and I will be more rampant than the sky.

My life is not up to me, and the sky kills me.

Wear mink with a bag and hug your little sister.

Soft Chinese, hard Yuxi, the shorter the hair, the better B.

It's not illegal for men to rob, and women live by B.

How many tigers are beautiful women, and how many beautiful women are greedy for cheap.

Don't pretend to be a ghost, a god, tight or pure.

Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

Live easily, live easily. Life is not fucking easy.

Waving the flag of the object, smashing the free B.

There is style in society, but I am not your object.

Men enjoy a moment, women enjoy the whole process.

The present society is: brain society, money brings people. You can be expensive or free.

Pretend to be interesting and coquettish.

Men are born of women, and women are stung by men.

The so-called successful woman is a cow during the day and a cow at night.

I won't do anything as long as you don't run errands.

No matter how strong a man's will is, Sao B's seduction is also confused.

Look at the past, it's all goods, sister. Who do you want to live with?

A woman can't see through her heart because her breasts are too thick.

Don't treat me like a citizen and tell the story of the underworld.

Blame yourself for being too young to tell whether it is a man or a dog.

Reality raped the past, leaving the seeds of evil, called memory.

Be a man with temperament and soak in the smell of women.

As long as the money is in place, the glass is all dry and broken.

As long as the posture is in place, your mother will be intoxicated.

No matter how broken underwear is, it's sexy, and no matter how deep feelings are, it's bullshit.

All kinds of postures, all kinds of worship, all kinds of ditties, all kinds of hi.

Hard cutting by hand saves money to eat cookies.

I said Shanxi produces carbon, and you said grass B sweats.

Flowers are red, and people are different from dogs.

When the goods expire and people are tired of watching them, how long can you be awesome in dad's eyes?

Blindness in youth and cough in old age.

Teenagers don't know the essence, but always watch B empty tears.

Tang priest is very low-key, wearing a trench coat and a hat.

It's all Yili yogurt, what Mengniu Trenshu.

Women are easy to be satisfied, and it is easy for you to stumble.

Some classic talks face my tangled life with a powerful attitude.

First, don't count on others, sometimes you have to rely on yourself.

Second, jealousy is not a skill. If you don't envy others, you won't be able to.

Third, even if you are as filthy as a hedgehog, I will reach out and hug you without hesitation.

Fourth, the city is so empty

Fifth, believe. Got it. Patience. Modesty. This is the love I want.

The rain of parting falls in my eyes, but my heart is full of sunshine of hope.

Sixth, what to do if you are sad, painful and sad. You never look back. You always leave-

Looking at your distant figure, I silently bowed my head and wiped my tears.

Eight, the past is over, there is no need to think about it. What matters now is now, and we will never go back to the past. Now we have to face it.

Ninth, we should learn to live a carefree life with an indifferent attitude.

I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

A lot of times you can doubt me. Except when I say I love you.

Twelve, in a world without you, I will direct and I will act.

Life is a movie, pain is the beginning, struggle is the process, and death is the end.

If I cry, please don't comfort me. I'm just wiping my eyes.

Fifteen, sometimes lies often hide the truth that is hotter than the truth.

Sixteen, when the caterpillar holds so many hands, it must be too tight to let go.

Seventeen, born to stay, born to be cute, born to be cute and confused

18. Face my tangled life with a strong attitude.

Nineteen, just like a dance, the person who taught you the initial steps may not be able to accompany you to the end.

Twenty, people claim that the best years are actually the most painful, and they are so happy in retrospect.

If you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun. I am the most famous in Tianjin.

Twenty-two, it turns out that this world is no match for time, and his joys and sorrows have been defeated by his man.

Twenty-three, there is a person you can't say anything nice, but no one can replace him.

It would be great if I were with you. It would be great if you were the one who could walk with me.

Twenty-five, the so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

Twenty-six, I am your passing clouds, but you are my last resort.

Twenty-seven, do you still have your craziest insistence?

When you say goodbye, I will miss you every day.

29. Don't think that just because you have Tan Can can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

Thirty, I am immortal, please smoke something. The Buddha said that smoke without fire cannot be a positive result, and smoke without fire cannot be immortal.

Thirty-one, Du Fu: A group of egrets went to the sky. Bao Zheng: Fuck you. ......

Thirty-two, it's not that I don't love, it's that I dare not love anymore. I don't want to get hurt again!

33. What kind of heart do you have and what kind of world do you see?

Thank you for forgetting me so thoroughly and giving me an excuse to die.

34. Those who sow with tears will smile.

Thirty-five If it is always cloudy or sunny, she is willing to close her eyes forever.

Thirty-six, you said that even if the whole world betrayed? You'll never leave? get

37. This sentence has never said that the whole world is peaceful if you listen to you-

Doctors say there are two kinds of patients in the world, one is thinking well and the other is not thinking well.

Thirty-nine, [all my courage depends on hard support]

Forty, laugh, for some people. Only equivalent to a mask.

Forty-one, some love is more sober when you want to pull away.

Quotations from non-mainstream life

We should know that we were born in this world to do things that others can't do.

Only those who truly understand the suffering of others can do good deeds for others wholeheartedly.

I have always believed that nothing belongs to us forever; Life is like a journey. Maybe we will have something on the trip, but we can't take it with us.

When you don't get money and material rewards for your labor, you will certainly get equivalent spiritual pleasure. The realm of "saints" is sometimes different.

We think it is so unattainable-the quality of happiness.

I sincerely hope that truth and justice will become the supreme law of human society in the 2 1 century; Man and reason won the final victory of the world.

Position can increase people's power, but it can't increase authority;

Position can increase people's strength, but it can't increase people's ability;

Lot can increase people's money, but it can't increase quality;

Position can satisfy the desire for fame, and money can satisfy the desire for material things, but it cannot realize personal value and the meaning of life.

Eyes are getting clearer and clearer because of repeated tears;

My heart is getting warmer and warmer because it is full of melancholy.

Everyone's experience is a book. As for good writing, poor writing, thick writing, thin writing, wonderful writing and mediocre writing, it all depends on how you write, and no one else can replace it.

Our behavior determines our character, just as our character determines our behavior.

People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-righteous; If you are kind-hearted, people may accuse you of ulterior motives;

Be kind anyway.

If you succeed, you will win some false friends and some real enemies;

If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;

Anyway, be honest and frank.

What you have worked hard for many years may be destroyed by someone;

Try to build it anyway.

If you find harmony and happiness, others may be jealous of you;

Have fun anyway.

If you do good today, people will often forget it tomorrow;

Anyway, you should do good deeds, Ji De.

Giving the world your best may never be enough;

Anyway, give the world your best.

Life is to face the dog's blood with the mentality of fighting chicken blood.

The fairest thing that God does is that each of us will die. If I still don't let go after many years, will you blame me or be moved?

Good night, tell it to those who have no one to say good night to him.

I don't know when, being alone has become a habit.

Sometimes, what we miss is not time, but feeling.

I'd rather keep silent-than complain to people who don't care about me at all.

A boy doesn't need to be too good, just give up the game and listen to you.

I can't see the fish crying, because the tears have gathered into the sea.

Don't give your heart to your friends, because friends have friends.

It doesn't matter what we loved, only the feelings without temperature are more important now.

A person who is too proud will eventually lose everything.

Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

Don't say that nothing can beat you in life, it's because you haven't met love.

I know we have no future, so I don't know if love now is love.

Some people say that if you meet too beautiful, you will forget your fate, and if you leave too beautiful, you will remember your life.

First love is unforgettable, but only for a moment.

I'm crazy. I am arrogant. This is my chip. This is me.

I didn't understand until I was black and blue. I'm just a joke.

Cherish me while I'm still here.

Some people are inexplicably good to you, either with their heart or with their guilt.

The moment you turned around, my tears had nothing to do with you.

I have been hurt by love and drunk too much, but I still believe in love foolishly.

The biggest fear is that if I don't look for you, you won't find me.

I owe you happiness in my life. Please pay it back for me later.

You were still so cold until the day we broke up.