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What happens to women before and after marriage?

Introduction: Among many online hot searches, Bian Xiao found the hot search of "Men before marriage vs changes of men after marriage" at a glance. Many small fresh meats have basically become sloppy uncles after marriage, and the scene is fierce. However, do you realize that women have also undergone many changes in marriage? Let's talk about the changes that have taken place after women get married today!

What will happen to women after they get married?

As a wife and a mother, today I will talk to you about the difference between a woman before marriage and after marriage with the experience of "a person who has been there". Everyone speaks freely and tells their stories and feelings in combination with their own situation.

Before marriage: feelings are the most important, and money doesn't really matter;

After marriage: Hehe, just drinking water will starve to death, but you still have to work hard to earn money. Feeling alone is unreliable.

Before marriage: spending money is not considered, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry;

After marriage: in charge of money management, all kinds of calculations, mastering the financial power at home, learning to plan all kinds of expenses, all kinds of loans and all kinds of human feelings reasonably. How can I do without saving?

Before marriage: I want to stay in love all the time, and my husband will definitely continue to spoil me after marriage;

After marriage: everyone will have troubles and have more entertainment during the day. When they get home, they don't want to talk. They are married, how can they be bored with each other every day, as long as they pay their finances every month.

Before marriage: someone warms the bed in cold weather, someone slaps me in hot weather, someone gives it to me when I am hungry, and someone picks me up when I work overtime. Don't be too happy;

After marriage: cold? Turn on the air conditioner. Is it hot? Turn on the air conditioner. Hungry? Order takeout. Working overtime again? Take a taxi.

Before marriage: you can play as much as you want. Groups of friends of the same sex or the opposite sex are very happy when traveling and eating.

After marriage: almost no friends of the opposite sex, contact with the opposite sex is afraid of her husband being jealous.

Before marriage: a little girl who is not familiar with the world, everything is simple and has no brains;

After marriage: more and more mature, calm down when things happen, and then start thinking about countermeasures. Get along with in-laws, pay attention to strategies and routines.

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@ Bird Laughter: I have been married for more than two years, and now I have a lovely one-year-old baby. My biggest change is that after giving birth, my cup changed from D to A. Unfortunately, it became droopy and my private parts left three long scars because of giving birth. I used to love dressing up, but now I only bought myself two new clothes after giving birth, and my hairstyle was not so particular, so I had no time or money.

@ Anonymous: Before marriage, friends quarreled and felt that the sky was falling, and the office couldn't eat for two days when something went wrong. I didn't understand until I got married. Family is the biggest battlefield for Shura, and nothing else is a problem.

@ Song Yang: At the gym, I discovered a secret between husband and wife. As long as you observe carefully, the couple will handle the card, hold hands and cuddle, and it must be before marriage or newly married. The woman came with the man, and the man was expressionless. It must be an old couple.