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Talk about the mood: if no one likes it, you might as well applaud yourself.
The more precious things in life, the more likely you are to be late, but as long as they belong to you, you will definitely talk about friendship. Although they came late, they won't leave when they come.
I'm afraid your intentions and infatuation are just jokes of others after dinner.
4. I laugh at myself, but I prefer a person who can smile warmly. He will always be grateful in secret, sincerely grateful and silently blessing, and cherish the dust of past love as a beautiful gift of the soul, just like a bottle of wine, which will last for a long time in Micari.
I finally understand that some people really won't think of you if you don't take the initiative to contact them.
6. Forgetting is never easy. Even if you forget, there are many things that can help you remember that person, such as the songs you heard together, such as the input method of spelling his name. ...
7. If nobody likes it, you might as well applaud yourself.
8. The friendship I want is not the kind that you are willing to buy me a bottle of water, but the kind that you don't mind drinking the same bottle of water with me.
9. When you become more and more beautiful, people will naturally pay attention to you. When you become more and more capable, people will naturally look to you, change yourself, and you will have confidence.
10. I like making friends, but I never offered them to my ancestors.
1 1. We love each other, but we can't be together, leaving only regrets.
12. If lonely people are willing to turn back, anxious people are willing to wait, and introverted people are willing to talk, maybe this is the truest look of love.
13. When you say it, you can do it.
14. I know you are confused now and can't concentrate on one thing. You don't want to be mediocre, and you can't do anything about those bad results. You want to relax yourself, but you have to force yourself to be nervous. It seems that you have become a complete contradiction, but anyway, I hope you understand that you must not be blinded by fantasy. If you want to go far, you must look far. All your efforts must be paid.
15. Everything in "Floating in the Wind" belongs to yesterday, and all those who have survived the storm face the future.
17. People who don't want to be friends and dare not have sex are the farthest distance in the world.
18. Love comes first, then comes, but you always know it later. Love is not strength, but luck and fate. If you meet the wrong person, even if you do everything, you are not as good as others doing nothing.
19. If you are tired, go. Don't worry, I won't depend on you.
20. Later, she staggered and cried, saying that it doesn't matter.
2 1. Love stories scattered by the wind are hoarse after all, and people who go far don't love them.
22. The best thing I can think of is that I like you every day.
23. I can't afford to play with feelings or love. Since you choose to be together, please cherish it, whether it is friendship or love, you must be together for life.
There was silence in my head, and I could only hear my own heartbeat.
25. The three most difficult things in the world: keep a secret, forget the person who hurt you and stop loving you.
26. Why don't you take Wan Li Road instead of reading thousands of books? Going out, the world is in sight; If you can't get out, the world is right in front of you.
27. Boys always feel safe to have a quiet and well-behaved girl around them. In fact, they never know how dedicated the girls who are brothers with boys will be. They have contacted enough boys, but she chose you.
No one dares to boast. No one dares to boast.
1. I am no longer a little girl who will be moved by one or two concerned news. At least I will give her a red envelope.
2. Some good things are destined to stay, and some memories should stay at the most beautiful time.
3. How much you love someone, usually you don't know until you break up. This is the paradox of love.
4, in fact, every feeling is similar, eager for disappointment and constantly looking forward to it.
5. People say that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is more painful than anything else.
6. About the past, you don't admit that it was love, but I can only be a dream.
7. Waiting for the bus at the station, I heard two old people talking. "The eldest son asked me to live in Beijing, and the second son asked me to live in Hong Kong." "You are so happy that both sons are so filial." "The eldest son is in Hong Kong and the second son is in Beijing."
8. Love each other. But the concern remains the same, and the blessing remains the same. In fact, love is very simple, that is, when you are lonely, you can get greetings from the people you love. When I am sad, I can get comfort, and when I am happy, someone can share it. In fact, it is very simple to love someone, that is, to hope that he can be happy, that is, to hope that he will be happy.
9. In the common sense of all kinds of things, love can't be changed and stopped, because by nature, love will only die on its own, and any trick is hard to reverse.
10. In order to tidy up the sleeping students in class, the teacher set up a bed next to the podium. He pointed to the bed and said to the students, "whoever sleeps in class will come here to sleep in the future, so as not to feel uncomfortable!" " As a result, none of the students slept after a class. Xiao Ming, who usually loves to sleep in class, complained, "Who dares to sleep in bed? I know the teacher is in class, but I don't know. I thought it was a memorial service! "
12, Grandson is watching A, with a loud voice. As soon as the computer is turned off, elegant butterflies keep flowing, elegant butterflies. Grandma asked him, what are you looking at, so loud. Grandson thought, grandma can't know I'm watching A, just say they're playing, which means come on. The next day, the school sports meeting, grandma shouted outside the playground: yes, butterfly, yes, butterfly. . .
In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it wouldn't come back with me, wasting my heart and lungs on it!
14. Dreams can activate life, explode vitality, expand thinking and promote creativity. We should embrace our dreams and strive to realize them in a song-like era and a dream-like years. Dreams are the driving force of struggle and the condition for realizing dreams.
15. Sometimes, a person who advises you to leave may love you the most.
16, we are not just ourselves, so we should try our best to make those who love us feel happy and satisfied, because in this midsummer light year, maybe our efforts can make them smile more. We should try our best to let people who don't like us know that our youth can release more energy and let them see the charm of our efforts!
17. The teacher said, students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. When I listen, I get excited when I think about it.
18, girlfriend flat chest, very flat. This morning, I grabbed my girlfriend's flat chest and shouted "Big! Big! Big! " My girlfriend broke my hand with one paw and shouted, "Open! Two small! " . Well, I lost again.
19. Even painful memories are the imprint of our life, which cannot be forgotten and should not be forgotten.
20. There was a person who loved and ended; There is a saying that you will regret it; If there is a wound, it will be numb after the pain; There is a heart that will break when shaken; A love, if too deep, will end; An intersection, if too difficult, is the wrong choice.
2 1. Just walking on the road, I received a strange phone call from a woman and said, "Hello! Congratulations on winning the second prize of 300,000 yuan in our company! " Before I could speak, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I lied for the first time, I can't help it ..." Then she hung up and left me standing in the wind in a mess. ...
22. For a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.
23. Shi Liping Lake is full of frost, and the green silk is worried about the New Year. Looking at the full moon and protecting each other, I only admire Yuanyang but not the fairy. -"Ghost Story"
24. Do I know you very well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.
25, loneliness is the heel, memories are dents, I am alone.
26. Time makes you grow, but it also makes you see a lot of things. There is nothing you can't afford to lose.
27. There is a kind of popsicle called "Shuang" in the small shop in front of the primary school. As soon as school was over, a group of primary school students surrounded the female boss and said, Boss, it's cool for a dollar.
28. Once I came home, my uncle beat me up and said that you were absent from class. I waited for you in primary school for an hour, but I didn't see you. I cried and said to him: I am in the first grade!
29. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"
30. Look at different scenery and you will find that life is beautiful. Indulgence means letting your weaknesses control your strengths; Let your unhealthy part control your life; I know that I want to do something, but I am too lazy to do it, letting inertia control my life.
3 1,-There is always a person, you don't need to beat around the bush when you talk to him, you can lose your image in front of him, and he will smile and tolerate everything about you.
32. The years are like flowing sand, and slowly pass by in the palm of your hand. Time, like water, disappears at the fingertips. What is lost is trouble, and the rest is happiness. What you lose is sadness, but what you get is happiness. A calm heart is a pool of autumn water, and what you see is always the most beautiful color.
33. The scar always hurts because you always show it to others.
I want to spend the rest of my life writing about our happiness, and I will burst into tears when I write.
35. I have such a name in my heart, and some words are so bad in my heart.
36, ordinary life, inadvertently come and go, the role of life is valuable, the standard of life is happiness. No one's life is always full of happiness, and there is always some pain that will torture our hearts. We can choose to calm our hearts and slowly precipitate those pains.
37. Although there is no real happiness in the love world, there is no eternal happiness and sadness. But one thing is certain, marriage will be perfect only after ups and downs. No one can escape the stormy weather. Who hasn't gone through the rough road? How many people who have really loved have never been hurt or burned by love? Life is a game. There are gatherings and scattered, crying and laughing.
38. A four-year-old cousin was playing alone in bed one day. Her father is watching TV by the bed. Suddenly she accidentally fell out of bed. She quickly got up, decisively slapped her father in front of him and said, what do you think of the child?
39. No matter how beautiful a thing is, once it has no result, don't pester it again. You will be tired after a long time; One thing, even if you remember it again and can't grasp it, you should put it down at the right time, which will break your heart for a long time.
4 1. "Do you eat bitter gourd?" "Don't eat." "Radish?" "Don't eat." "Pumpkin?" "Don't eat." "You don't eat anything, so picky about food!" "ah? I'm not picky about food! I eat all kinds of meat! "
42. Time will tell us that simple love lasts the longest; The company in the ordinary is the most reassuring; Knowing people is not afraid of things, bad things become good things, life lies in hard work, and people live casually.
Yesterday, the company had a dinner and went to ktv to sing after dinner. I finally know what flattery is! The leader sang there, and then a colleague deliberately cut the song, and then the leader looked unhappy. Colleagues said, sorry, I thought the original song was not sung!
45. I'm too lazy to even change my heart.
I admit that I still like you, but I lack the impulse to be with you.
47, the highest level of ugliness, there is no first night, and even the first kiss.
48. The outstanding Young Pioneers won in primary schools are probably the pinnacle of my political career.
49. The missed years bloom in the desert in the north, but they are deserted in the spring and summer of reincarnation.
50. There are no conditions to rely on, no capital to rely on, only firm thinking and hard-working attitude. Even if you are depressed and sad occasionally, you should continue. Life is to continue with all the hopes of life and do your best.
5 1. Share an online shopping experience of mine: As long as you leave a message "I am a Virgo" to the seller, you will find that the things you send are definitely of the best quality!
52. No one needs to be able to see through my smile, because I know there is a true self hidden inside.
53. I will only pay for those who deserve it, whether it is friendship or affection.
54. My heart is a city, and there has always been a person I can't reach. Throughout my life, I was lucky, but I was not killed. Wan Li, a floating cloud, crossed the earthly road, and I used a piece of paper to tell the heaviness of the fleeting time.
55. As long as we dare to dream and are not hindered by ourselves, everything is possible and our dreams are endless. The scenery of life is colorful. Happiness in life depends on mood, and happiness depends on mentality. If the mind gives birth to wings, even in a cage, it is free; If you imprison your thoughts, the world will feel lonely.
56. Even if you almost had the ultimate happiness before, your heart can't go back, can it? A complete collection of career aspirations
57. I don't want to let go, but you don't love. what can I do?
58. In fact, everyone is bound by others and burdened by themselves, but some people will adjust in time, while others are deeply involved.
59. I don't want to be against you ... I want to come later.
60. Don't love so easily and hate so blindly.
6 1, I just want someone to live with. I like her. She likes me. No secrets. No cheating. Not unhappy. Personality is not suitable for running in. You can adapt to different habits. As long as everyone has the determination to persist.
62. "Do you have a date?" "I can't even afford an elephant, let alone a pair."
63. It turns out that there is a kind of sadness that can only make people cry silently, but they can't burst into tears.
No matter where you go or what the weather is like, remember to bring your own sunshine.
65. If I have offended anyone in the past, done something bad, lost my temper, made a slip of the tongue, or made you sit up and take notice of me, I will sincerely say to you when 20xx comes-what can you do to me ~
It is said that one day I had a stomachache and hurried to the toilet. It took me a long time to take off my pants. Boom, I fart loudly. Then I heard my buddy in the pit next door: "Holy shit …" When I finished, the buddy said: "Brother, do you have any paper? You scared me just now, and the paper fell into the pit! "
67. An English teacher in a school likes to push the queue and play all night. The next day in class, I was a little in a trance. As soon as I entered the classroom, I saw that the blackboard had not been wiped, and I angrily said, "Who is the farmer today? The blackboard is not wiped! "
68. Everyone will be tired, and no one can bear all the sadness and fatigue for you, so people always have to learn to grow up for a while.
69. Everything can be replaced by love, past events, memories, disappointment and time. Only you can't be replaced.
70. Sunset is the time I miss most. I said to your city: I miss you. I don't know if you can hear me.
7 1. People's two eyes are parallel, but they don't look at people equally. People's ears are on both sides, but they always listen to one side of the story. People only have one mouth, but they can always say two words. Gandhi
72, escape, not necessarily hiding, facing, not necessarily the most uncomfortable; Loneliness is not necessarily unhappy, and it may not last long if you get it; Losing, not necessarily no longer, turning around, not necessarily the weakest; Don't rush to say that there is no choice, thinking that there is only right and wrong in the world; There is not only one answer to many things, so we always have a way to go.
73, not all people can understand the meaning of time, not all people know how to cherish; There is no fate of separation and aging in this world, only a heart willing to love and a heart unwilling to love.
74. In the final analysis, it is still shallow. Even if everything becomes mottled and ridiculous, it is unbearable.
When a friend got married, his daughter-in-law brought a small bottle and said that every time she made her cry, she would drop a drop of water into the bottle. When the bottle is full, her heart will surely die, and she will leave him without hesitation. Three years passed, and a few days ago, he secretly poured two spoonfuls of water into the bottle, which was found by his wife and beaten.
76. Live like a pig every day but envy the dog's figure.
77. After the salary is paid, if you are arrogant for one week, you will save one week and expect another week, and this month will pass.
78. I didn't jump the farthest in the standing long jump today, but the pit I jumped was the deepest. I'm very proud. . .
79. The air purifier is the most pretentious household appliance I have ever seen, especially when we pretend to have a class in the classroom.
80, in a willing way, slowly kill the time I don't want.
8 1, even if you are rich, please respect those cleaners when walking in the street. Don't forget, they cleaned you up! Don't think that you can look down on them just because you have money. Because, maybe their material life is far less than yours, but that doesn't mean their spiritual life is less than yours. Don't look down on anyone. Just because others are inferior to you in some way doesn't mean they are inferior to you. Also, just because they are not as good as you now doesn't mean they will never be as good as you. Maybe they will be better than you in the future.
82. Lies are not used to deceive each other, but to deceive themselves.
Nobody likes it. Tell me.
1. Habit is really a good word. When you are embarrassed to say it, you can express it with what you like, but it is a habit.
Second, the sun is so warm, why haven't you come to my side?
Third, the noise and light of the world, the happiness and happiness of the world, like a clean stream, have gone with the wind before my eyes, and the warmth is like a spring. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.
I stand in heaven and stare down at you, just as you stare at me, slightly sad.
Five, neither cold nor hot, is the most comfortable temperature in nature, but in feelings, it is the most desirable temperature.
6. People meet like meteors. In an instant, it produces an enviable spark, but it is destined to pass in a hurry.
Seven, after leaving, don't say wish me happiness, what qualifications do you have to wish me happiness.
I count your smiles every day, but when you were in Lian Xiao, you were so lonely. They say your smile is beautiful and undeveloped.
Give time, let bygones be bygones, and I will start over.
I don't feel sorry for wiping your tears, I feel sick! Like a snot!
If you are in love, don't miss the opportunity easily. Reckless, may make you regret for a while; Cowardice may make you regret it all your life.
Twelve, a mistake is enough to make others forget all your goodness.
Thirteen, sometimes I feel that I am kind as an angel, and sometimes I feel that there is a devil living in my heart. Generally speaking, everyone.
14. Sometimes, you want to prove it to ten thousand people. Later, you found out that you only got one person who understood. That's enough. -Han Han "See you later"
15. I am like a shadow you don't need, so that loneliness can exchange sad thoughts and there is nothing I can do about love. This tasteless day and tears are the only luxury.
Sixteen years old, I want to marry Lin Lan when I grow up. I'm not such a big, shut-mouthed kid anymore. I will wear a neat white suit and drive the best car to pick her up at her door. I want everyone to see her happiness.
Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury: cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.
The wound, like me, is a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and humid place suitable for anything to grow.
Nineteen, the cause of historical events is the sum of all reasons, is the only reason. Only when we completely give up looking for reasons in our personal will can we find these laws that we don't know, just as only when people give up the concept that the earth is motionless can we find the laws of planetary motion. -lev tolstoy, War and Peace.
Twenty, sometimes I feel as kind as an angel, and sometimes I feel that there is a devil living in my heart. Generally speaking, everyone.
Give me a tear and I will see all the oceans in your heart.
Twenty-two, people in this life, the opportunity is difficult, the karma is different, smooth sailing, ups and downs, plain and ordinary, are their own destiny. Those who have walked, met, met and left are unique. No matter what situation you are in, don't complain about the world, don't give up the bottom line, and don't hate others. Not greedy, less desire; If you are not angry, your heart will be relaxed; Don't ask, always be satisfied. Meet, please cherish; Do not cross it. Take care.
Twenty-three, I always like to squat down and look at the traces of time on the ground, like a line of ants crossing my memory.
Twenty-four, I didn't know him at first, and I didn't know him at last.
Twenty-five, if there is only one life.
Twenty-six, I want to exchange my heart for everyone's happiness.
Twenty-seven, many times, no matter how cold and painful, you can bite your teeth and hold back from crying. On the contrary, sudden warmth will make people burst into tears.
When I look back, you are no longer my sunshine.
I believe the world will always be so beautiful.
I've been standing and talking for too long. I am tired myself. Why don't you understand? I've written too much for too long. I am tired myself. Why don't you understand?
Philosophically talking about mood phrases, we might as well leave some privacy for both sides.
1. The higher a person pursues, the harder it is to be satisfied and the harder it is to find happiness. When a person is eroded or even decayed by the idea of desire, there will be no extra thoughts on other things. Many things in life will be unconsciously ignored by us, and everything will slowly deteriorate.
Second, if a man's cell phone rings, a woman will unconsciously ask whose phone number it is. If a person has a little hesitation, he will be immediately questioned further. Repeated questioning may escalate the contradiction. As a woman, I might as well leave some privacy for men.
If you have a cat and a fish at the same time, and the cat eats the fish, you should blame yourself as well as the cat. In the same way, when you know that human nature has weaknesses, but you don't take precautions and suffer losses, you should not only resent that person, but also review yourself.
Fourth, people think that a soul mate is a perfect combination with themselves, which is what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror. This person will show everything that makes you shrink back and make you notice yourself, so that you can change your life.
Fifth, we are afraid of being hurt by our own hearts, so we close our hearts. As a result, we can no longer feel the warmth of others' hearts and lose ourselves. Afraid of property losses, we added a security door outside the closed doors and windows. As a result, the house was finally isolated from its neighbors and later became our own cage.
6. Maturity is a bright but not dazzling brilliance, a mellow but not greasy voice, a calmness that no longer needs to look at others, an atmosphere that eventually no longer appeals to the surroundings, a smile that ignores the hustle and bustle, and an extreme indifference that washes away.
Seven, life is like a healing process, we are injured, healed, injured again, and healed again. Every healing seems to be to meet the next injury. Maybe you have to despair once to live again.
Life is long. In order to survive, we have to say goodbye to some people, from one environment to another, from one state to another. The road of life depends on yourself step by step. What can really protect you is your own choice. What really hurts you is also your choice. It is not fate that determines life, but every choice you make.
A person's greatest success is that he can still realize his dreams while taking good care of his family. The greatest success of women is that they can live well or even better without men.
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