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How to write interesting things in kindergarten?

Kindergarten is a paradise for children, and many interesting things always happen to children in kindergarten, which makes people laugh. The following is a reference to "interesting things in kindergarten".

First, the diary of interesting things in kindergarten Part I: Interesting things about taking a nap.

Zhao Rui in our class is very naughty and never sleeps at noon. In bed, his little hands are always busy, and his body is always turning over and over, making the bed creak. I always spend a lot of energy putting him to sleep every day.

It's time for a nap again. All the children except Zhao Rui fell asleep quietly. I went to his bed and whispered to him, "Zhao Rui is the best. Go to sleep. " He nodded cleverly and closed his eyes.

A few minutes later, the bed shook again. I saw Zhao Rui's body tossing and turning, blowing from time to time. I walked up to him and whispered, "Zhao Rui, you slept well today. Shall I wake you up first and give you a small gift?" He smiled and nodded again.

But not long after, I heard a slight song. It was Zhao Rui singing. In order not to disturb other children, Zhao Rui decided to wake him up. So, I came to Zhao Rui's side for the third time. Before I could speak, he smiled and said to me, "Teacher Jin, let's hook up. I will sleep when I hook up. "

Say that finish also took the initiative to put out a small hand. Looking at his expectant eyes, I reached out and connected him. Finally, I deliberately stamped a "seal" with my thumb and said, "It can't be changed after a hundred years. Go to sleep. " "Well, I'm going to sleep." Then he immediately turned to hide in the quilt and closed his eyes. This time, Zhao Rui soon fell asleep.

In the future, I will make an appointment with Zhao Ruila before taking a nap. After this incident, I seriously thought about it: I often control my children's words and deeds with my own thoughts and the authority of the teacher.

Children also have self-esteem and have their own ideas and principles. As long as we respect them, many things can be solved simply and harmoniously. If adults ignore these, a lot of unhappiness between teachers and students will follow. Over time, children will alienate their teachers.

A hook makes a naughty child so clever. Many times, I will let go of my teacher's identity and communicate with my children easily. Only by respecting children and getting along equally can the relationship between teachers and students be harmonious and our education work be carried out more smoothly!

Diary of interesting things in kindergarten Part II: There are many interesting things in kindergarten.

The kindergarten teacher said, "children, it's the teacher's birthday tomorrow, and I want to invite all the children to eat French fries, okay?" A child immediately replied, "Then I want to give my favorite thing as a gift to my teacher." ?

The teacher said, "Really? Then what is your favorite thing? " The child replied, "My favorite is my mother, so I will give my mother to the teacher as a birthday present!" " "

On the first day of kindergarten, the whole kindergarten was crowded with people. My mother, in a hurry to pay the bill, accidentally got separated from Xiao Pang. Xiao pang panicked and followed the other children with tears, pulling their skirts and asking, "have you seen my mother, little friend?" There is a little fat man beside my mother! "

In order to cultivate children's artistic accomplishment, the teacher took the whole class to the concert hall to enjoy the violin concert. An hour or two passed, and the performers on the stage continued to perform ... Finally, Xiao Qiang really had enough. He asked loudly, "Teacher! When can he saw that wooden box? "

In kindergarten, the teacher asked a child's father's name. "Dad." She replied. "Yes," said the teacher, "but what does your mother call him?" "You damn fool."

A kindergarten teacher has a good relationship with her husband. One day, the teacher's husband came to the kindergarten to visit the teacher. The children in kindergarten are so young that they already know how to "please" the teacher. They ran to the teacher together and shouted, "Teacher, your father is coming to pick you up!" "

Get up after a nap, and the kindergarten teacher helps the children put on their shoes. Mingming is wearing a pair of small leather shoes today. The teacher tried his best to help him put on his shoes.

At this time, I clearly told the teacher: "Teacher, these shoes are not mine." So the teacher tried to help him take off his shoes. Who knows, he clearly said, "These shoes belong to Beibei's brother next door, but my mother said I would wear them to kindergarten today."

In a large class in kindergarten, the teacher asked the children to ask questions. Everyone asked one question after another. A child kept his hand in the air, but when it was his turn to ask questions, he put it down.

The teacher asked him, "What's the matter, you waited so long, why did you put your hand down when it was your turn to talk?" The child replied, "It's too late, I've already peed."

Many children were sent here when the kindergarten was opened. After the parents left, the child cried, almost like killing a pig farm! At this time, only one child squatted in the corner, very calm. The teacher is going to praise him.

As soon as he approached, the child grabbed the teacher's mobile phone in lightning speed and didn't even dial the number. He picked up the phone and shouted into the phone, "Dad, come and save me!"! I was sold by my mother ... "

One day Xiaomi went to the kindergarten for an interview and saw a goldfish bowl in front of a class window. There were only some aquatic plants in it, so he asked, "Where are the goldfish in it?" "oh! I just died two days ago. " The teacher said. "Drowned!" A child next to Xiaomi looked puzzled and couldn't wait to explain.

In kindergarten, a girl hit a boy. Aunt asked the girl to apologize to the boy, but she refused anyway. Aunt was angry and asked her why. The girl replied, "In our family, it is always dad who apologizes to his mother."

Third, the fun of kindergarten Part III: The third day of kindergarten

On the third day, my mother got bold and had no choice but to let nature take its course. At noon, I sent a qq message to Mr Hu. I guess the teacher was too busy to answer, so I was anxious for a while, forget it, don't ask. Fortunately, there is a teacher with the children.

There is a meeting at school tonight. It's almost 9 o'clock when I get home, and the child has fallen asleep. Grandma described the situation of the child to her mother.

I got up in the morning and refused to go to kindergarten. When I got to Jinsheng Road, I nervously asked my grandmother "where to go" and refused to leave. My grandmother asked and answered "Go to the supermarket"

But when I entered the Jingwei Garden Community, the baby refused to leave, and I didn't want to leave because it was too noisy. When I got to kindergarten, the teacher forced me to hold it down. The situation during the day is not very clear. I guess I didn't eat well at noon or sleep well, but I ate a lot after school.

Moreover, grandma said that when she received the child, her eyes were red. It is estimated that the child is crying in kindergarten, and her mother is very sour. After grandma received the baby, the child refused to go home and wanted to play outside. When she walked to the children's playground of Gujia Department Store, she was ready to go in as soon as she took off her shoes.

In fact, grandma doesn't know where my baby got the card. As soon as she heard that it would cost 25 yuan to play once, the old man refused, and she advised the child to live.

After listening to it, I felt sad again. My child may not be very happy in kindergarten today. I finally see something I like. If I want to play, I will give it to my children. Why don't I give up the money? Oh, baby, you are wronged. Tomorrow night, mom and dad will take you to play.

The baby did a funny thing when he came home from school in kindergarten. She rummaged through everything for a skirt, saying that a child in kindergarten was wearing a beautiful skirt, and asked her grandmother Chen Lin and aunt about the skirt she bought for her.

Grandma said that it is estimated that at grandma's house, the mother didn't bring it, and the baby who was "brought" firmly believed that the two rooms were rummaged everywhere. He also said that a child had a beautiful perm. Honey, you will stink.