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Sentences describing mosquitoes
1. I just closed my eyes for about ten minutes when I heard a buzzing sound. One moment on the left, one moment on the right. I can't sleep.
I shot at the mosquito, but missed it. Mosquitoes fly around, fly to the ceiling, fly to the bookshelf, and fly without a trace.
I flapped my wings and hummed the "buzzing" song-the national anthem of mosquitoes.
4. I fell asleep slowly and fell asleep. Suddenly, a hungry mosquito flew in. Mosquitoes see my meat as if they have seen a new continent. It immediately flew to my flesh and sucked my blood desperately. I suddenly felt itchy, so I grabbed it and fell asleep again, but it didn't give up and continued to suck blood with relish.
5. Xiaoxiao sang the Song of Mosquitoes again. Singing and singing, only to hear a "shut up", a bat flew over. This time, the little mosquito was nervous. You know, none of the mosquitoes that fall on bats can save their lives. But just as the bat flew near, a bamboo pole hit him, and he only heard, "Yeah! I am in front of you! I won! " A little boy was dancing there, and the little mosquito thanked him hard.
6. While singing the "mosquito song", the little mosquito flew proudly to the field. Suddenly, a long tongue stuck out, and it could only blame itself for being too proud. After a while, a voice appeared in the field: "Wow! Dad, what a big frog! Grab it! ..... "After that, countless creepy voices rang out in the field:" I am a small mosquito, I am in a dirty and alive place, and blood is my favorite. In the near future, our race will become the master of the world ... "
7. After a beating, I found that they had escaped. I was so angry that I vowed to catch them and tear them to pieces! The eagle-eyed father saw two black spots on the glass, and we couldn't help saying that we launched a fierce attack on them. This time, I stared at them and made sure they were killed by us. But they did not fall. I approached and took a closer look. Alas, that's not a flower mosquito. Those are just two dust spots. Alas, it failed again.
8. This mosquito flew past my ear and kept buzzing, which was really unbearable. So, I reached out and patted the mosquito. But the mosquito was so bad that it flew away when I reached out to hit it. So I put down my hand and continued to look at the sky. However, this mosquito is very scary. When my hand was put back in the quilt, it flew over again and cried in my ear. I don't think I can kill it. I can hide. So I hid my head in the quilt.
9. Mosquitoes are divided into males and females. Male mosquitoes have filiform antennae, and the antenna hair is generally thicker than that of female mosquitoes. Their food is nectar and plant juice. The mouthparts of male mosquitoes degenerate, and female mosquitoes need to bite animals to suck blood before breeding to promote the maturation of inner eggs.
10, the mosquito is finished, but I still have a problem to solve, so I asked my mother, "Mom, why did the mosquito bite me, not you and dad?" "Because mosquitoes track people with carbon dioxide, you exercise a lot and release a lot of carbon dioxide, so you are stung." Mother said slowly and seriously.
1 1. Mosquitoes belong to Insecta Diptera, and there are about 3000 species in the world. It is a tiny flying insect with a piercing and sucking mouthparts. Usually females suck blood, while males suck the juice of plants. Blood-sucking female mosquitoes are intermediate hosts of pathogens such as dengue fever, malaria, yellow fever, filariasis and Japanese encephalitis. Mosquitoes are distributed on all continents except Antarctica. The most famous ones are Anopheles, Aedes and Culex.
12, they swing to the right in Zuo Fei, lingering in your ear and humming. Sometimes I stand on the ground, sometimes I lie on the wall, sometimes I stand on a mosquito net, sometimes I fly all over the sky, and sometimes I ... disturb you. When it is tired, find a suitable landing site on its body, begin to enjoy and replenish energy, and find a quiet place to rest for a while after sucking blood, so as to attack next time.
13, just do it. I quickly ran to the balcony and got the mosquito killer-the fly swatter. I have tools. Where is my prey? Just when I was worried, a familiar voice came from my ear. Buzz is a mosquito. I immediately turned around and stared at the mosquito. However, I was eager to win and suddenly took a picture. When the mosquito flashed, I staggered, and the mosquito turned around as if laughing at my stupidity. I scolded: "You stinky guy, see how I will deal with you next time." The mosquito seemed to understand what I said and flew away at once.
14, those two flower mosquitoes are flying proudly, but they don't know that our guerrillas are reaching out to them, "Go! At the command of "Chong", we sprayed water and the electric shock palm jumped with electricity. Even unarmed fathers fight with both hands. ...
15, the sea of suffering is endless, and turning back is the shore. If you surrender now, I promise to keep your whole body! "Mosquitoes smartly around a circle in front of me, like a provocation, and then ran away. This is tolerable and intolerable. I was very angry and decided to fight it to the end.
16, running around, we were panting like cows and sitting on the sofa. Just then, I found two mosquitoes lying on my lap. It's really hard to find a place to get them. I winked at my parents, who nodded and crept up to me, for fear that mosquitoes would know our intentions.
17. Then, I heard a buzzing sound. The mosquito is in the corner, so I have to use a trick: because the mosquito is in the corner and there is no road on its right, it will definitely escape to the left. If I hit the left directly, I will definitely catch it. I walked along the corner and slapped hard, haha! I finally got rid of this mosquito, yeah!
18, mosquitoes are hungry in broad daylight and occasionally fly out to suck a few mouthfuls of blood. After enjoying it, it ran away in a hurry and hid in the shelter of the cabinets. Night is the world of mosquitoes.
19, I don't want to wait for another chance. At this time, I found a black spot on the opposite wall, so I crept over and looked. It turned out to be the mosquito just now, as if just sleepy and resting on the wall. This time, I was not so impatient, but approached the mosquito slowly and gently. I shot it like lightning in an instant, and the mosquito was photographed as "paste" by me before I could react.
Jokes about mosquitoes
I don't know what mosquito bit me last night. I picked up a bag as big as an egg yolk, and today it spread into a red color bigger than an egg.
Second, my cheek was bitten by a mosquito. Is it because there are not enough pimples on my face? Kick your nose and face. ...
Third, I haven't seen mosquitoes in Guangdong for several days, and I was bitten by three bags an hour before I left. Ok, let's say goodbye like this ~
Fourth, hang mosquito nets, sleep naked inside, tease mosquitoes and make them anxious.
I fucking slept in the duty room and was bitten to death by mosquitoes.
6. Little mosquito in the morning! I am an aunt! Our Li Xiaoyao was born! Cute little BB! Leo's little angel! Happy, happy!
Seven, six gods never leave their hands, mosquitoes walk backwards!
Eight, this is the trophy of "washing powder+soapy water" in the past two months-mosquitoes, which were not bitten at home this summer!
Nine, the stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced! !
Ten, the mouth was kissed by mosquitoes a little bit and Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste was swollen.
Eleven. I was bitten by multiple bags on the basement floor of my new home. After feeling down, I was surrounded by hundreds of mosquitoes and couldn't catch up. I'm afraid I'm numb. I want fifty, and I'm drunk, too. How to break the mosquito constitution!
Every time I wake up from a bite, I'm really going crazy.
Thirteen, the rampant mosquito kissed me all night and looked at the red and protruding "hickey" in the mirror. I can only look at your body with deep affection and ask bitterly: Are you a rescuer sent by the monkey?
I was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock last night. Why didn't the air conditioner freeze you to death? Grandma is a bear. Buy a bottle of toilet water just in case.
Fifteen, the edge of a section of the Beijing-Hangzhou Canal ... is a mosquito from far away in the south!
I always thought there were no mosquitoes in America, but I was bitten out of flowers in Washington! After a while, I bit ten of them! There is also a long tail like a meteor, which must have been bitten by a literary mosquito.
In fact, Mozzie and I are good friends and come to see me every day.
I am awakened by your motivation every morning. That hateful woman was bitten by mosquitoes last night and didn't sleep well at all. I'll ask you out today. See you this afternoon.
Nineteen, I am tall, 6 meters. Is it really good to bite my foot? I guess you must be a nearsighted mosquito. On summer nights, there are more mosquitoes than stars in the sky.
Li brand mosquito-repellent incense is your best choice.
Twenty-one, I couldn't find mosquito-repellent incense, so I sprayed hair gel on the mosquitoes! In a second, it was stopped and fell off my mosquito net!
22. I'm just saying. I don't cook at all. It's all sprouted. Therefore, we should plant seeds, steal soil from the roadside and be bitten by mosquitoes. When I got home, I found a little loach in the soil, thinking that loach grew up with ginger, and loach was used for fishing and ginger seasoning, which was perfect.
Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where? Lucky: I'm kidding!
Twenty-four, drunk as mud, mosquitoes bite you without pain, and you will be drunk to death.
Twenty-five, a stormy night, the major customs are like ten thousand kinds, very good, the car was closed all night, mosquitoes, toilets are practical enough.
Twenty-six, the mosquito tattoo is gone. I really like it.
27. Mosquitoes hate it!
Twenty-eight, apply a layer of crane top red on your body, and mosquitoes will be poisoned when they fall on your body.
Funny about mosquitoes, funny about being bitten by mosquitoes
Tell me something interesting about mosquitoes.
1, Orson, beginning of autumn, 5km, crowded, hot, bitten by mosquitoes.
2. The mouth was kissed by mosquitoes, and Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste was swollen.
3. Recently, endocrine disorders, extremely bad mood, abnormal personality. I woke up at three o'clock last night, and then I began to hammer the bed ~ chop the bed ~ dig the bed, fantasizing about brutally catching mosquitoes overhead and then killing them abnormally, and then I began to dig the bed ~ chop the bed ~ hammer the bed.
4, there is running water, WIFI, countryside, stars and endless mosquitoes, killing me!
I fucking slept in the duty room and was bitten by a mosquito.
6. I didn't see anyone selling galangal in Shenzhen! ! Mom sent two pounds at once, and as a result,
I'm just saying. I don't cook at all. It's all sprouted. Therefore, we should plant seeds, steal soil from the roadside and be bitten by mosquitoes. When I got home, I found a little loach in the soil, thinking that loach grew up with ginger, and loach was used for fishing and ginger seasoning, which was perfect.
7. Time flies. When I arrived in early autumn, I felt a little cool. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Xiong Wa was bitten by seven or eight bags this morning.
8. I went to the basement of my new home and was bitten by more than 20 bags all over my body. After feeling down, I was surrounded by hundreds of mosquitoes and couldn't catch up. I'm really afraid that people will want 50 bucks and get drunk. How to break the mosquito constitution!
9. I just saw the spring water in the sun, which is as clear as washed outside the window. It's a pity that cicadas are too noisy in Tianjin. This superficial, crazy and persistent cry is simply a beautiful terminator. Poetry is disturbed and encouraged, just like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession.
10, I always thought there were no mosquitoes in America, but I was bitten out of flowers in Washington! After a while, I bit ten of them! There is also a long tail like a meteor, which must have been bitten by a literary mosquito.
1 1, the rampant mosquito kissed me 5+ times a night. Looking at the red and protruding hickey in the mirror, I can only look at your body affectionately and ask bitterly: Are you a rescuer sent by the monkey?
12, I don't know what mosquito bit me last night. I made a bag as big as an egg yolk, and today it spread into a red color bigger than an egg.
13, Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where? Lucky: I'm kidding!
14, 9 ml plus 10 g, used for three days, mosquitoes bite more and more happily. Is it a little seasoning for you? Want to be quiet
15, I just sat here in gay friends and was bitten by mosquitoes in eleven places (can you understand the feeling of female tickets during the physiological period _
16, I am awakened by your dynamics every morning. That hateful woman was bitten by mosquitoes last night and didn't sleep well at all. I will ask you out today. See you this afternoon.
17, I haven't seen mosquitoes in Guangdong for several days, and I was bitten by three bags an hour before I left. Ok, let's say goodbye like this ~
18, I have been favored by mosquitoes since this summer. This room is full of fresh meat, but it just bit me. So, I advised it to be exposed to rain and dew, and mosquitoes wouldn't listen! This mosquito, bite me, bite me! You call me tender meat! Well, last night, I was harassed by mosquitoes again. Arresting people everywhere, I didn't sleep all night! My body is very tired! Autumn, you finally came.
19, mosquito in the morning! I am an aunt! Our Li Xiaoyao was born! Cute little BB! Leo's little angel! Happy, happy!
20. It's really enough to wake up in the middle of the night and spray toilet water. I couldn't get up all morning, but I got up again.
2 1, I have been favored by mosquitoes since long summer, so I advised mosquitoes to get in touch with rain and dew more, but if they don't listen, they will spoil me. Right? They stared at seven big bags last night and didn't sleep well all night. This body is very tired.
22, a stormy night, the major customs are like ten thousand kinds, very good, the car was closed all night, mosquitoes, toilets are practical enough.
23. Today, I'm going to wear a pair of special heel shoes and go out for a crazy run. Don't ask me why I asked that bastard mosquito who bit my heel bag.
24. I was bitten by a mosquito. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. I cried happily. I really want to catch it.
25. My wife touched her forehead and said, "There are so many bags on my forehead. I don't know if it's a mosquito bag or a zit. Hearing this, the master asked, "Is it black? "It must be acne. It's not the black university, it's me. That must be a mosquito bag!
26, can't find mosquito repellent incense, spray mosquitoes with hair gel! In a second, it was stopped and fell off my mosquito net!
I was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock last night. Why didn't the air conditioner freeze you to death? Grandma is a bear. Buy a bottle of toilet water today, just in case.
28. The children flew away with the floating board. It may be because the nose is uncomfortable and the kick is not very tight, so the water is a little cold. After Jia Yi's child came out of the water, his lips were very purple, and it took a long time to recover their original color. Sleep until midnight at night, and a mosquito can wake you up. Anyway, don't sleep downstairs, go upstairs and sleep with your parents. Grandma was sent upstairs and shouted "Mom" at the door, which scared my parents.
29. I am a tall man, with a height of 1.6 meters. Is it really good to bite my foot? I guess you must be a nearsighted mosquito.
30. The stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced! !
3 1. When I found a mosquito on my face this morning, my first reaction was not to kill it, but to take a photo. . . So now I have a big bag on my face. . .
32. My cheek was bitten by a mosquito. Is it because there are not enough pimples on my face? Here's an inch. You want a yard.
33. I am on duty, and I fight flies and mosquitoes every day.
34. All mosquitoes in my body can be connected together and become a magic circle.
This is a trophy mosquito harvested from washing powder and soapy water in the past two months. I was not bitten by acne at home this summer!
36. It's time to nag mosquitoes again. I came to Beijing cliff to feed mosquitoes. Nima collapsed. There is no good place to shoot. Just a new bite. Not worth a try. Ignore leg thickness. WTF!
I pass by my grave every week, and my name is engraved on the tombstone. I have a beautiful girlfriend named Qian. I hate mosquitoes, so I bought glue flowers specially. I put down the flowers and lit a cigarette. I never smoked before, but now I am addicted to cigarettes. Money, let's go. Colleagues said. I nodded. For three years, the deepest love made me look like him.
Talk about mosquito space
About the space of mosquitoes, 1, the stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced! !
2. I am on duty, fighting flies and mosquitoes every day.
3, beginning of autumn, Orson kilometers, crowded, hot, mosquito bites.
4. Hang a mosquito net, sleep naked in it, tease mosquitoes and let them die.
5. Apply a layer of crane top red on your body, and mosquitoes will be poisoned when they fall on your body.
6, drunk as mud, mosquitoes bite you without pain, will also be drunk to death.
7. My cheek was bitten by a mosquito. Is it because there are not enough pimples on my face? Here's an inch. You want a yard.
8. Have a long talk with mosquitoes, be sensible and emotional, and influence them to become vegetarians.
9. The mosquito bag on your body can be connected into a magic circle.
10, bitten by a mosquito. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. I cried happily. I really want to catch it.
1 1, Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where? Lucky: I'm kidding!
12, tap water, WIFI, countryside, stars and endless mosquitoes, killing people!
13, I haven't seen mosquitoes in Guangdong for several days, and I was bitten by three bags an hour before I left. Ok, let's say goodbye like this ~
14, I couldn't find mosquito-repellent incense, so I sprayed hair gel on mosquitoes! In a second, it was stopped and fell off my mosquito net!
15, this is the trophy mosquito harvested from washing powder and soapy water in these two months. I was not bitten by acne at home this summer!
16, was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock last night. Why didn't the air conditioner freeze you to death? Grandma bear, buy a bottle of toilet water just in case.
17, I'm going to wear a pair of special heel shoes to run wild today. Don't ask me why I asked that bastard mosquito who bit my heel bag.
18, it's really enough to wake up in the middle of the night and spray toilet water. I couldn't get up all morning, but I got up again.
19, I don't know what mosquito bit me last night, and I got a bag as big as an egg yolk, and today it spread into a red color bigger than an egg.
20, a stormy night, the major customs are like ten thousand kinds, very good, the car was closed all night, mosquitoes, toilets are practical enough.
2 1, mosquito in the morning! I am an aunt! Our Li Xiaoyao was born! Cute little BB! Leo's little angel! Happy, happy!
22. After using three milliliters of jark, the mosquito bites are getting better and better. Is it to help you put some seasoning on your next meal? Want to be quiet
Time flies. When I arrived in early autumn, I felt a little cool. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Xiong Wa was bitten by seven or eight bags this morning.
24. When I found a mosquito on my face in the morning, my first reaction was not to kill it, but to take a photo. . . So now I have a big bag on my face. . .
25. I am a tall man, with a height of 1.6 meters. Is it really good to bite my foot? I guess you must be a nearsighted mosquito. On summer nights, there are more mosquitoes than stars in the sky.
26. The raging mosquito kissed me all night and looked at the red and convex hickey in the mirror. I could only look at your body affectionately and ask with bitterness: Are you a rescuer sent by the monkey?
27. I always thought there were no mosquitoes in America, but I was bitten out of flowers in Washington! After a while, I bit ten of them! There is also a long tail like a meteor, which must have been bitten by a literary mosquito.
28. I went to the basement of my new home and was bitten by a lot of bags. After feeling down, I was surrounded by hundreds of mosquitoes and couldn't catch up. I'm really afraid that people will want 50 bucks and get drunk. How to break the mosquito constitution!
29. It's time to nag mosquitoes again. I came to Beijing cliff to feed mosquitoes. Nima collapsed. There is no good place to shoot. Just a new bite. Not worth a try. Ignore leg thickness. WTF!
30. My wife touched her forehead and said that there were so many bags on her forehead. I don't know if it's a mosquito bag or a zit. Master, have you heard the word black big? It must be a zit. It's not the black university, it's me. That must be a mosquito bag!
3 1, I'm just saying, I can't cook at all, they are all cute. So make all kinds of sentences. I went to the roadside to steal soil and was bitten by mosquitoes. When I came home, I found a little loach in the soil. I thought loach grew up with ginger, and loach was used for fishing and ginger seasoning. It's perfect.
32. Since long summer, I have been favored by mosquitoes. I advised mosquitoes to touch all the rain and dew. If mosquitoes don't listen, they will spoil me. Right? They stared at me with big bags last night and didn't sleep well. This body is very tired.
33. I just saw the spring water in the sun, which is as clear as washed outside the window. It's a pity that cicadas are too noisy in Tianjin. This shallow, crazy and persistent cry is simply a beautiful terminator. Poetry is disturbed and encouraged, just like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession.
I pass by my grave every week, and my name is engraved on the tombstone. I have a beautiful girlfriend named Qian. I hate mosquitoes, so I bought glue flowers specially. I put down the flowers and lit a cigarette. I never smoked before, but now I'm addicted to cigarettes. Money, let's go. Colleagues said. I nodded. For three years, the deepest love made me look like him.
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