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What are the details of Legend of Wulin?

Lv Xiucai became a four-year-old child.

1 hall, Bai, Guo, Lu, Yan, Zhu, and Li were holding the scholar's neck, and Xiao Liu pulled him forward and made a mess. Zhu: Sunflower acupuncturist! Yan Xiaoliu: Very good, very good. It seems that you can't just be polite. Against some people, force still works! Zhu: So what's the next step? Yan Xiaoliu: Next ... (smoking a pipe) What do you think? Zhu: You are the main brain, you ask me? Lv Xiucai: Let's untie the acupuncture points in Fu Mei first! Zhu: Aren't you afraid that she will pinch you again? Lv Xiucai: That's all right. Lu has never done anything wrong in his life. He is not afraid of crooked shadows. Fu Mei, (soft) Don't pinch it, okay? Blink if you agree! Zhu: Sunflower acupuncturist! Guo Furong: (enters) Lv Qinghou ... Lv Xiucai: (turns back) You promised not to pinch it! Guo Furong: OK, I won't pinch it. I came to row a boat ... avalanche ... upstairs, and then the baby cried and everyone froze. Child, with swaddling clothes in his hand and expressionless, went downstairs step by step, followed by Bai. Yan Xiaoliu: Look at the children first ... Xiao Liu looks forward, his legs are weak and he sits down. What happened to Zhu? (Expecting) This, this, this ... The child slammed the baby on the table, and Guo and the scholar screamed at the same time. The baby is scattered, and there is a mahogany pillow inside.

Everyone froze, and the scholar leaned in, poked and poked, and hid aside. Lv Xiucai: This, this ... this is a natural big mouth? Guo Furong: Get out of the way and let me have a good look at this little bastard! Guo held the pillow, cried loudly, threw it away subconsciously, and quickly picked it up. Guo Furong: Touch your hair. Don't be afraid. Aunt didn't mean to ... why don't you stop crying? Did I fall to my death? Wake up, wake up ... I cried again. Guo Gang tried to throw it, but found it was for nothing. Guo Furong: Bai Zhantang! Bai Zhantang: Shh … Don't let that big mouth hear you! Lv Xiucai: Why, what the hell happened? Bai Zhantang: We sent the children upstairs. I won't elaborate on the specific process. After a while, he said that the baby was finished. Let's show him the baby. We just want to turn against each other. He just ... Yan Xiaoliu: What's the matter? Say it! Tong Xiangyu: Have you ever seen a tigress or a lioness? Yan Xiaoliu: No, why? Bai Zhantang: Look at the big mouth's eyes and that big mouth, and you will know what it means not to be angry and not to hurt yourself! Zhu: Don't be angry with yourself, right? Tong Xiangyu: It's self-mutilation ... cruel mutilation! Bai Zhantang: Is Gongsun Wulong tough enough? Put him in front of your big mouth, and you will be paralyzed on the spot! Tong Xiangyu: The most fearful moment in my life was just now! Bai Zhantang: I've never seen such a big mouth. It gives us the creeps and we can't breathe! Tong Xiangyu: We were really desperate, so when he wasn't looking, we took a pillow and pretended to be a baby. Bai Zhantang: I learned to cry twice again, saying that my father must see the child before he runs away. Yan Xiaoliu: Has he arrived yet? Bai Zhantang: How dare you show it to him? Did you know that he gave birth to a pillow and didn't eat us alive? Mouth shouted weakly at the stairs: Have you seen the baby's father? Bai/Tong: Look! Li Dazui: Do you like it? Bai/Tong: I like it! Li Dazui: I asked the baby's father. Do you like this baby? Scholar voice-over: I don't know if my mother ever asked my father this sentence. Alas, even the pillow hurts my mother, but I ... The scholar froze, was pinched in vain and jumped up. Bai Zhantang: My mother asked you something! Do you like this child? Lv Xiucai: Yes, very much! Li Dazui: That's good. Show it to me. Forget it. I'll come down by myself! Mouth wanted to go downstairs, and Bai Hetong quickly greeted him.

Tongqin, Bai, Li and Lu were pushed out of the door by Bai and Tong and insisted on going out. Li Dazui: Let me go, I want to look after the children! Bai Zhantang: Looking back, I won't die. I have his father. Don't worry! Li Dazui: No, you haven't been a mother and you won't understand. After all, the child is also a piece of meat that fell from me! Tong Xiangyu: I understand, but you can't hide from the wind! Bai Zhantang: You have a good confinement, and I will take you to see it in a couple of days! Li Dazui: Two days? Bai Zhantang: Er ... Tomorrow morning, I'll ask his father to show it to you himself! Li Dazui: OK, is that child like me or his father? Tong Xiangyu: Your eyes are like yours and your mouth is like his father's. You should rest quickly, or you will get sick easily! Li Dazui: I know, but I still want to have a look first, otherwise I can't sleep well! Bai Zhantang: I won't let you see it again! Big mouth rage, animation effect, burning eyes, roaring tigers. The crane boy was frightened and retreated all the way to the corner. Li Dazui: I want to see the children now. If someone tries to stop me, I will eat him alive! Bai Zhantang: Sunflowers ... (big mouth and big teeth) are commonly known as melon seeds. Try to eat less. If you eat too much, you will get angry ... Li Dazui: I am already angry. Where are the children? Tong Xiangyu: Xiu Xiu Scholar ... (Lv Jin) Li Dazui: (Great joy) Baby's father, you are finally here? (Tong and Bai gesticulate behind): Er ... I'm here. Are you okay? Li Dazui: I'm fine, but my waist is a little sore. You're just in time. I'm going to see the children! Lv Xiucai: I can't watch it now. Fu Mei is washing him! Li Dazui: No, I have to go down. Guo is all thumbs. When he raised his leg, his hand slipped, and then he somehow threw the child out ... Mouth insisted on going out, but the scholar couldn't stop him and was ready to go out. Bai Zhantang: Sunflower acupuncturist! Tong Xiangyu: Hu ... First thing tomorrow morning, call a doctor!

4 Lobby, Chenbai, Tong, Guo, Lu, Tong Li Yu Xiang: I want the best doctor, no matter how expensive, even if I sell this shop, I will cure Dazui's madness! Bai Zhantang: I'll try my best. Wait for my news! White finished, tong collapsed to the ground, and Guo leaned in to pour tea. Tong Xiangyu: I used to be fine. Why did I suddenly become like this? Guo Furong: You forced me! Tong Xiangyu: (angrily) When have I ever pushed him? Guo Furong: People want to take time off, but you must refuse. Big mouth is one track-minded again. I thought about it, and the more I thought about it, the more anxious I was, the more anxious I was ... The big mouth was at the stairs: the baby's father, bring the baby over and feed it myself! Big mouth went downstairs, and everyone was scared. Guo quickly picked up the pillow. Guo Furong: No, the baby is going to bed. The baby is good, the wind is calm and the moon is bright, the leaves cover the window lattice, crickets sing ... At the intersection, drums are playing loudly, and Guo throws the package and swaddling clothes to the child. When the big mouth turns, the child throws it to the scholar, the scholar throws it to Guo, Guo gives it to the child, and the child gives it to the scholar. The scholar was about to throw it when his mouth was in front of him, and his legs were weak. Tong Xiangyu: Run? The scholar turned and fled, but Guo stopped him. Guo Furong: If you want to have children, you have to go through me first! Big mouth rage, eyes fire, tiger roar, purple halo behind him. Guo Furong: Avalanche .../Li Dazui: Motherly love is invincible ... Xiaoguo was slapped by his big mouth, so he went out to help the weak Xiaoguo with his big mouth. Tong Xiangyu: What about you? Guo Furong: Motherly love is invincible ... (fainting) Tong Xiangyu: Wake up, wake up, my God. ...

In the lobby, Japan, Tong, Li, Lu, Yan, Zhu and Guo woke up and saw Tong and Uniquely staring at themselves with concern. Zhu: Don't move, you seem to have internal injuries! Guo Furong: Internal injuries ... Where's Brother Hou? Zhu: Don't worry, Captain Yan has gone out to find them! Guo Furong: Xiao Liu? Are you kidding? Mouth is fine, help me up quickly, come on! Being held by one like you, Guo struggled to get up and was about to go out. His big mouth led the scholar in, followed by Xiao Liu. Guo Furong: Brother Hou ... Are you okay? The scholar hid behind his big mouth and looked at Guo timidly. Since then, he has been like a child of four or five years old. Li Dazui: Silly child, call aunt quickly! Everyone: Auntie? Lv Xiucai: Hello, Aunt! Guo Furong: (kindly) You are all right, be obedient, or my aunt will strangle you! The scholar hid behind his big mouth: mother ... everyone: mother? Li Dazui: Nothing, my aunt is joking with you. It's so kind of you that my aunt can't hurt you! Guo Furong: That's, that's, (whispering) What's the situation now? Lv Xiucai: (Hiding) Itching ... Mom, this aunt is so strange! Guo Furong: Stop it! Stop playing, if you make me angry, do you believe it? The scholar began to cry and hurriedly coaxed him. Li Dazui: Stop crying, Xiao Guo. What do you mean? Guo Furong: Ha, you still know my last name is Guo? Li Dazui: We have known each other for five or six years. I still don't know your last name Guo Furong: Five or six years? So ... what's your relationship with him? Li Dazui: Mother-child relationship, what are you pretending to be stupid? Guo Furong: Well, even though I am stupid, since he is your child, who is his father? Li Dazui: Lv Xiucai ... What's wrong with you? Do you have amnesia? Guo Furong: I have amnesia? Well, even if I have amnesia and the father is Lv Xiucai, who is he? Li Dazui: His name is Qingxier, which was named by his father. Are you all right, Xiao Guo? Guo Furong: I'm fine. He is Qingxi. What about Lv Xiucai? Li Dazui: He is dead. The year after I gave birth to Qingxi, he gave up. He pitied my son and even forgot his father's appearance. Yan Xiaoliu: Just look in the mirror! Li Dazui: Yes, this child is exactly like his father. Every time I look at him, my heart is lonely, fragile and sentimental ... The scholar and I are full of tears, and Xiaoguo froze, and everyone looked at each other. Zhu: What now? Xiao Liu took out his pipe and held it for a long time: withdraw ... Zhu: where to? Yan Xiaoliu: Shilipu, ask my master for the total. (with an unparalleled appearance)

At dusk, Guo, Lu, Tong, Li and Mo Xiucai bowed their heads and sewed clothes with their mouths open. Everyone was eavesdropping in the kitchen. Li Dazui: Well written. You want to be a scholar like your father when you grow up! Lv Xiucai: I don't want to be a scholar. I want to be a scientist when I grow up ... Li Dazui: Nonsense. Hold out your hand. It doesn't matter if your mother says it, does it? The scholar held out his hand and was slapped by his big mouth. Count. Li Dazui: Scientists! Scientists! I told you to be a scientist, and I also told you not to listen to your mother ... The scholar burst into tears, and Guo couldn't bear to rush in, followed by Tong and Beckham. Guo Furong: That's enough. Even children can't fight like this, can they? Li Dazui: My child, I can fight if I want. I can have one myself! Guo Furong: How can you be born when people tell you to leave? Li Dazui: Huh? I can't understand this. Who was kidnapped by me? Mo Xiaobei: Lv Xiucai, Lv Qinghou! Lv Xiucai: That's my father. He can recite the Analects of Confucius and the Book of Songs, and he can recite historical records and write poems ... Guo Furong: Brother Hou, I beg you, will you stop playing? Mouth a surprised, drag the child to one side and whispered. Li Dazui: Boss, is Xiao Guo stimulated by something? Why are you incoherent? Tong Xiangyu: Er ... I probably didn't have a rest. Just sleep! Li Dazui: Then go to sleep. What should I do if this crazy old man scares the children? Tong Xiangyu: I see, I'm leaving now! The child pulled Guo once, and Guo got rid of it angrily. Guo Furong: Brother Hou, no matter what happens, will you please stop playing? I'm Fu Mei ... It suddenly occurred to me that when I took off the scholar's shoes, the scholar shouted "Niang" and ran over with his mouth open. Li Dazui: What are you doing? Come to me if you have anything! Guo Furong: Brother Hou, remember? I pinched your foot yesterday morning, and it hurt, but you didn't say anything, so you just put up with it! Li Dazui: Boss, you just watch her go crazy? Guo Furong: You wrote me a poem. The wind sends acacia to embroider the bed, and the night promotes double knitting ... Cover the scholar's ear with your big mouth: it's a mess! The child is only four years old. How can you listen to such obscene poems? Would you please be a little public-minded? Guo Furong: I write in my spare time and laugh at Iraqis ... Lv Xiucai: Iraqi people ... What's behind them? Guo Furong: If you can recite it, I'll buy you candy! Lv Xiucai: (ecstatic) That's what you said. Don't shirk. What's the previous sentence? Guo Furong: Leisure is at the end of writing! Lv Xiucai: I remember. (Xiao Guo is very happy) Laugh at Iraqis eating sugar! Guo finally despaired and came out. Tong tried to drag her and was thrown away. Guo Furong: Sorry, I want to be alone. Lv Xiucai: My aunt lied to me. I will never talk to her again. I hate it! I hate it!

In the evening, Xiao Guo sat on the roof for a long time. Cricket cried and suddenly remembered yesterday. Guo Furong: Bring it to me. (Read) The wind sends lovesickness to the embroidered bed! Lv Xiucai: It's also a pair to promote night knitting ... Guo Furong: Promote knitting? Lv Xiucai: It's cricket, in pairs, just like us! Guo Furong: Leisure is at the end of writing! Lv Xiucai: I remember. (Xiao Guo is very happy) Laugh at Iraqis eating sugar! Thought of here, finally unbearable, buried his head in his knees, sobbing. Guo Furong: God, if all this, all this never happened, wouldn't it be great? There was a light sound, followed by a scream, and Guo covered his ears with pain ... A string of spells came from his ears: red beans, mung beans, red beans, black beans, white beans, red beans, red beans, mung beans, red beans, red beans, red beans ... This spell had an echo, no tone, no subtitles, and it sounded like: I was in a daze ... Guo appeared in me.

8. In the lobby, in the evening, Tong, Mo and Guo are all full of food. Tong and Beckham sit opposite each other, and Tong comes down and thinks about tears. Mo Xiaobei: Sister-in-law, why are you crying? Tong Xiangyu: (wiping tears) Nothing, eat quickly and sleep after eating! Mo Xiaobei: I'm not going to sleep. There are two crazy people in that room ... Tong Xiangyu: Don't talk nonsense. They are not crazy, they have a bad memory. They can always remember it in the future. They will! Tong himself felt uncertain and sobbed at his desk. Beckham came and patted him on the back. Mo Xiaobei: Sister-in-law, stop crying. They'll be fine. They will be fine ... Guo came downstairs and looked strange. Beckham greeted her. Mo Xiaobei: Sister Guo, please help me to persuade my sister-in-law. She is crying! Guo Furong: How ... Do you know my last name is Guo? Tong was shocked and looked up at Guo in amazement. Tong Xiangyu: Xiao Guo, don't scare me. I can't take any more jokes ... Guo Furong: Who's kidding you? I'm asking you a question, little girl. Who told you my last name was Guo? Beckham hid behind the child: Sister-in-law, crazy again! Guo Furong: What do you mean? Who's Crazy? Tong Xiangyu: I ... I'm going crazy if I go on like this! Guo Furong: Hehe, do you think it is useful to play this game with me? Tong Xiangyu: What do you want? Guo Furong: Doing justice for heaven and excluding mountains ... Tong Xiangyu: Wait, what did I do wrong? Are you doing justice for heaven? Guo Furong: You opened a black shop! Tong Xiangyu: What makes you say that I run a black shop? Guo Furong: With my keen eyes, do you know who my aunt is? (Children shake their heads) If you don't change your name, you won't change your surname. So are Andromeda and Andromeda's Lotus Girl! Child paralysis: My God ... Guo Furong: Are you scared? If I knew today, why the avalanche ... Guo Shoufa, Tong, Beckham fled, smashed bowls and blocked the attack. What a mess.

The street was white at night, and the doctor called the doctor for nothing: here it is ... the ping-pong in the shop rang wildly, and the doctor was frightened. Doctor: Forget it. I'll be back later. See you later. Bai Zhantang: Don't go. We'll double or triple your money. Dr. Song, Dr. Song ... chased a few steps and came back with a bitter face and sighed. Bai Zhantang: God, what do you mean? If you go on like this, you won't live at all, and you will break the pot and bowl! Bright at the moment, and then a scream, white cover your ears, expression of pain. Spelling: Red beans, mung beans, mung beans, red beans, black beans, white beans, adzuki beans, red beans, mung beans, red beans ... There was a white shadow in front of me, and everything couldn't turn around. Finally, I was exhausted and couldn't afford to fall to the ground.

10 hall, tables, chairs and benches of Tong, Mo, Lu and Li were littered with porcelain fragments, and Tong and Beckham were forced into the corner. Guo Furong: Run, keep running! Mo Xiaobei: Guo Furong, don't be so cruel! Guo Furong: Oh? Do you know my name? Mo Xiaobei: I not only know your name, but also know that you like bean paste buns best, and you can't put osmanthus! Guo Furong: Go on! Mo Xiaobei: Your favorite person is Lv Xiucai! Guo Furong: Who? Tong Xiangyu: Don't listen to her nonsense. The person you love most is yourself! Guo Furong: You know all this? Yes, you! Mo Xiaobei: Your favorite thing to do is to sleep in, and the most annoying thing is to wash the sheets! Guo Furong: Come on, I've never washed sheets in my life! Tong Xiangyu: (whispering) Her memory stayed before she met us! Mo Xiaobei: Oh ... then your biggest dream is to be a lotus girl! Tong Xiangyu: Your father is Guo Juxia. You don't want to live in his shadow, so you come out to wander the rivers and lakes! Guo Furong: Who ... Who are you? Is it a spy sent by my father? Tong/Mo: No, absolutely not! Guo Furong: Then how do you know about this girl? (yelling) Say it! Tong Xiangyu: We guessed ... (w) Even blind guessing, plus astrological fortune telling! Guo Furong: Oh? Then do the math. What should I do next? Mo Xiaobei: Why don't you wash and sleep? Guo Furong: No, it was an avalanche ... Tong and Beckham closed their eyes. After a while, they found Guo lying on the ground with a stick in his mouth. Li Dazui: Boss, are you all right? Tong Xiangyu: Nothing, and you ... Li Dazui: I came to save you as soon as I heard the noise! Tong Xiangyu: (Hi) Mouth, are you back to normal? Li Dazui: I have always been normal. It's her who is abnormal. I told you she was crazy, but you still don't believe me, do you, Qingxier? Lv Xiucai: Yes, it's a good thing my mother came in time, otherwise you would be finished. (kicking a small fruit) I hate you! Tong was sad from the heart: Zhan Tang, where are you?

1 1 On the street, Bai, Li, Tong and Guo Bai fell on the street in the morning. Everyone was watching and pointing. Mouth holding a box lunch, through the crowd. Li Dazui: Why do you sleep here? Get up, get up, what should I do if I catch a cold in winter? Pick up Bai with your big mouth, pat the soil for Bai, and find Tong and Guo. Guo Furong: Hey, why does Sha Yi look so pale? Staying up late again? I really need to talk to the director. I can never shoot like this in the future. We are human beings, not animals. Who can stand such a night? Tong Xiangyu: Yes, look at my dark circles. If I had known this, I wouldn't have taken this stupid drama. Bai Zhantang: What play? What are you talking about? Guo Furong: Hey, I'm tired. I haven't transferred out yet! Li Dazui: Go for a walk and get some sleep. We will ask the director for leave. Bai Zhantang: Director? Who is the director? Li Dazui: Never mind, come with us, be careful, this way, this way ... Bai Dazui came out and ran into Sha Yi head-on, while Bai Hesha froze at the same time. Two people looked at each other for a long time, Sha Yi sneer, turned and ran away, crazy shouting. Sha Yi: Director, what do you mean? There is no action play, so what is body double looking for a body? I don't think I can type well. As for this? They followed, sitting in vain, mumbling. Bai Zhantang: What ... What is this? No ... Am I crazy?