Write about yourself without image.

1. Your husband has gone to bed in another place, and you have been forced to get out of bed.

2. if you dare to say: I do, I dare to say: go and register.

3. Female: I want to find a boyfriend. M: Let me help you. "We have a good one in our dormitory.". Woman: Aren't you distressed that I am with him? . Man: Think too much? Don't worry, I have nothing to do with him.

4. What you lost never really belonged to you, so don't regret it.

5. whoever talks about my soil again, I'll show it to someone.

6. I'm a thin man. I can count ribs when I'm sad!

7. if you use the beauty trap, I will play along with it.

8. I have done two things wrong in my life, one is to be born, and the other is to live.

9. Tomb-Sweeping Day climbed on the grave and sang, "Come back soon"

1. The affection between two people is like a stitch in knitting, which is careful and long, and only needs a gentle pull when it is dismantled

11. Every man doesn't necessarily like children, but they all like the process of making children.

12. with your wisdom, it's hard for me to explain it to you clearly!

13. In fact, I have always been very popular: when I was a child, I was loved by everyone, but now I am loved by bitches.

14. The advantage of learning Chinese is that you can understand many words to express your love when picking up girls

15. Beggar: Madam, I haven't eaten for two days. Can I have some cake? Sister-in-law: Cake? I only have rice here. Beggar: Forget it if it's normal, but today is my birthday!

16. I have an extraordinary heart, but I live an ordinary life.

17. Don't be melodramatic in front of me. I'm allergic to that thing.