Tik Tok's most popular funny sentences (68 sentences)

1, baby, you will always be your mother's sweet little cotton-padded jacket, and every day with you is happy. Mom wishes you health and happiness forever.

No matter what happens, I will accompany you, and I will love you forever!

Whether you are happy or naughty, as long as you are healthy and safe, I will be as calm as water.

4. It is a very happy thing to grow up with your baby. Although it's noisy, it's really beautiful to go back to childhood!

5, parting, a little reluctant, but not disappointed; A little sorry, but not pessimistic. Because the hope of meeting is comforting.

6. Shout for you, cheer for you, be proud of you, and be your eternal harbor.

7. Love you, dear baby. May you be healthy, safe and happy for the rest of your life.

Baby, watching you grow up happily, we sincerely feel that no matter how many hardships you go through, it is worth it.

9. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

10, mom and dad's two hearts together are wings, and we will escort you with all our love. No matter how long the world is, may your dreams fly everywhere.

1 1, the moment you landed, it was like a gorgeous incarnation. My smile keeps rippling. Your crying and your laughing are the best feedback to me. I'm not afraid of being tired.

12, colorful and charming. May your tomorrow be infinitely beautiful.

13. Whether you are successful or not, your parents and all those who love you will stand behind you with a smile.

14, taking care of the baby alone, early education is a good place to kill time, and I am not tired when the baby is having fun.

15, when I secretly let go of your hand and watched you learn to walk carefully, you didn't understand sadness in your heart, so you didn't look back happily.

16, don't be timid, don't look back, take a brave step forward!

17, the child is a creature, which is called "little lover" at best, but in fact, no parent knows that this is a small creditor.

18, I made up my mind not to stay up late, but for this little guy, I am willing to be a "national treasure" panda with dark circles and thieves!

19, baby, you know, because of you, my mother has changed a lot, and my mother has become very strong and fragile.

20. May you be a clever boy! May you be the master of time.

2 1, thank you for your patronage, my little monster, dad will always be your big tree!

22. I have confirmed my eyes. My little lover/rival in love in my life, after more than 9 months of long-distance transportation, finally sparks with my eyes. Don't be in a good mood!

23. I thought that no one in the world could frame me, but this little fat boy who can only make love, my heart is tied by you. what can I do?

Dear child, we are all glad that you came. Please continue to grow.

25. Mom wants you to be happy forever. Today you are proud of your mother, and tomorrow your mother will be proud of you.

26, the sleeping little mermaid, wake up is the devil mode to switch!

27, no one will deliberately care about you, time is getting longer and longer, just feel tired, afraid of love hurting yourself.

28. This kid has to come out to say hello to his uncle, aunt, brothers and sisters and ask for online praise!

Dear baby, you are the best gift from God. I only wish you good health and happy growth, and your parents will always love you.

30. Women who are weak as mothers are just short and fat. If I can still protect you.

3 1, is there anyone in the circle? The baby cried himself wet, and I'm going to have a circle of friends to bask in Ta!

Dear child, I hope that no matter which world you are in now, you must be happy and forget all the pain and fear!

33. The beach of the sea of life in front of you is a golden manuscript. May you write the poems of youth with the brilliance of your ideals on this boundless white paper.

Baby, I can't help kissing you hard after watching you sleep countless times. It's a feeling of happiness beyond words.

35, always need some warmth, even a little self-righteous commemoration.

36, beautiful pictures, you have to draw with a pen, no matter how difficult it is, there is my love partner.

As vast as the sea, as warm as sunshine, as sweet as rain and dew, as selfless as candles, as endless as time.

38. There is a chubby jiaozi approaching the camera at high speed. Are you ready to be carefully captured in your circle of friends?

39. You are standing on the node of life: looking back is a childhood that slipped away quietly; Forward, the curtain of youth slowly opens to you.

40. Mom only wants her baby to grow up healthily, happily and safely. Baby, mom loves you.

4 1, son, do you know? When you were born, your mother thought she was the happiest person in the world.

42. Beauty is wisdom and tranquility. I wish you wisdom! I wish you progress.

43. Son, mom didn't leave you, so she hid in your black eyes.

44. May you, like a seed, bravely break through the sand and stick the green shoots out of the ground and point to the sky.

45, for you, I failed myself, I love you, my armor and weakness.

46. You can do what others can do, but others can't do you. As long as you work hard, even if you can't do it, you are the best.

47, baby, you know, because of you, my mother has changed a lot, and my mother has become very strong and fragile!

48. Thank you, baby. Because of you, flowers are blooming and fruits are fragrant, and the sky is full of hope because of you.

49. You should be steady step by step in the future, no matter how far away, my heart will follow you.

50. I only hate time. How poisonous it is, I want to be replaced by others with a smile.

I think health and happiness are the two most important things in life. If they are transferable, I'd like to give mine to you.

52. Even if this little guy abuses me thousands of times a day, there's nothing he can do. He never gets tired of watching me day and night!

53. Mom only wants her baby to grow up healthily, happily and safely! Baby, mom loves you.

54. Um (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... My little pig is out of the market. If you grow cabbage at home, look after your own cabbage. My little pig is very strong!

55. I haven't dried my baby for a long time! It's time to brush the presence.

My child, don't be timid, don't look back, take bold steps and move forward.

57. We laughed and said that we stayed in the same place in time, but in fact we had already been swept away silently by the torrent.

58. If you can, who wants to wear armor, just for my beloved weakness.

You know what, son? When you were born, your mother thought she was the happiest person in the world!

60. Is there anything in Patrick's memory? Is there anything in Spongebob's memory?

6 1, lovely girl, you are the darling of mom and dad, I hope you grow up healthily!

62. It is said that Buddha grows flowers. Show the baby to the seller. Either there is not enough water or there is not enough sunshine.

63. The weather is fine today, alas! Accidentally caught a "meat ball" running in the sun!

64. Let your ideals guide your life, and let knowledge give you strength to be a successful person.

65. Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day. Since then, the world has added a touch of attractive color, and many beautiful memories have been added to the painting screen of my life.

66. Bright season welcomes you. The world has changed because of you.

67. You have the right to abandon me, and I have the capital to make you regret it.

No matter your change of heart or the passage of time, I have forgotten you.