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1. I only hate myself for being too stubborn. I can live by my face, but I still have to rely on my talent.

2. others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyes.

The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

At that time, I didn't have any talent, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now, I like superficial people.

No, I want to study hard. I don't want to be told that I live by being handsome.

6. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. Over the years, my handsomeness has brought you a lot of trouble.

7. I'm on your list. I don't have to say anything about being handsome.

8. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. I am reluctant to give up such a handsome face.

9. Mosquitoes in summer I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.

10. Before you stay with me, you should know one thing. I have nothing but this handsome face.

1 1. Are you afraid that your lover will be taken away on Valentine's Day because he is too handsome? Do not look at me. It's no use looking at me. I am more handsome than him.

12. I have no story, but I conquered many people with my handsomeness.

13. Just now, a particularly handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time. No one broke the peace until my hands were tired. I slowly put down the mirror.

14. From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and don't say that you are handsome or not.

15. Today, the bus said it was forbidden to carry inflammable and explosive articles. I decided to get off the bus because I was so handsome.

16. You can only get used to a handsome man like me.

17. I really envy you. I met a talented and handsome man at such a young age.

18. Some people say that I am handsome, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news all night.

19. Let's talk openly. Don't always say that I am handsome behind my back and that I look good, as if I don't care.

20. Is it true that a handsome and talented rich man like me can only die alone?

2 1. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.

22. Examination results can distance us, but they will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

23. I have the handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at this age.

24. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my handsome face?

25. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. You can still lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me.

26. I have been bearing the handsomeness that I shouldn't have at this age. I'm so tired.

27. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long that a handsome word runs through my life.

28. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

29. How annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but they don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.