The girls went out to meet the guests.

The mother took her son to watch cultural programs, and the allegro actors on the stage sang and knocked again and again. That's great. Son: "mom, mom, this uncle plays allegro so well that I want to learn." Mom: "What's the matter? Your grandfather plays better than him. Go home and let your grandfather teach you! " Son: "Mom, was my grandfather an actor before?" Mom: "Your grandfather used to beg for food!" " "Son" ... "

My girlfriend built a group of girlfriends, and I was lucky enough to be dragged in. I didn't even talk in it, and I don't know what I'm crazy about today. I called the girls out to see the guests! Then say goodbye to this group forever!

When I came home from work, my daughter-in-law held me affectionately, and that familiar feeling instantly dispelled the fatigue of the day. Then she gently hung an apron around my neck and said, "honey, I want to eat your cooking today." . . "

On Children's Day, I got up early happily, went to the nearby kindergarten to watch the children's lovely performances, sang, danced and played games with them, and soon we became one. Finally 10 people were injured, and the others were scared. I totally won!

When I got home this evening, a distant relative came to my home. My dad said, "This is your cousin, from the northeast. Say hello. " Me: "Good uncle!" Relatives are very enthusiastic: "Oh, this girl is really handsome, her skin is really white and her voice is soft." She must have a head and a figure, and she must find a good husband's family in the future! " This is the first time I have been praised like this since I was a child. I was very excited and answered loudly: "Uncle, I am a man!" " "

I heard from a friend that a tomato seed in Northeast Agricultural University was brought down from space. After careful cultivation, the agricultural university cultivated three kinds of tomatoes ... let a classmate eat two, and then ... you guessed it, he was fired.

Today, my father and I were walking in the street. He asked me if I was thirsty, but I said no. He insisted on buying me Wahaha, a drink for children. I don't drink. Buy me yogurt if you want.

My uncle is the headmaster. When I was a child, there were school activities on Children's Day. Everyone is accompanied by my parents. If my parents can't accompany me, I'll let my uncle accompany me. From that day on, my classmates dared not play with me for a whole year.

"Dad, why do you and mom have to hit me every time I make a mistake?" "Baby, you know what? Jade must be cut and polished! Your mother hit you because she has high expectations for you. " "Oh, what about you, Dad?" "I just want to hit you!"

A person went to the African jungle to investigate. When he took out his camera to take a photo with a group of indigenous children, he found that the children were yelling at him. The man patiently explained to the children, "This is a camera. It won't hurt you. His principle is ... "The indigenous leader tried to get in a word several times, but he couldn't find a chance. Finally, when the man finished, the indigenous leader smiled and said, "The children are actually telling you that you didn't open the lens cover of the camera!" " "

Xiao Ming comes home from school and has guests at home. His mother introduced him and said, "This is my cousin." "This is my cousin." "This is my cousin." "Why are they all ideograms?" As soon as the voice fell on his mother's face, Xiao Ming was slapped in the face, and Xiao Ming hid his face and cried. "Yes," Xiao Ming said while crying.

Classic quotations are written for girls around the age of 20.

What women should remember:

(a) when you feel speechless, don't talk nonsense, you know, silence also has infinite meaning.

(2) Don't talk to the opposite sex when you are in a bad mood or empty and lonely. That will only make you more dangerous. You can't find a good sister and your parents.

(3) Don't make bad decisions when you are in a bad mood. The more negative emotions dominate, the less you have to toss your nerves.

(4) I can't miss the same person for more than one hour every day. If you do this, you should make way for sleeping.

(5) Don't always envy others' happiness, because it may be earned by others.

(6) Don't wear too many clothes, just wear enough. Men don't want to be as rich as possible, just want to be considerate of you.

(7) Don't be afraid of being stupid and making mistakes. What you are afraid of is that you will make the same stupid and the same mistake again.

Working is your right, not your obligation. You can work less or more, but never stop working.

(9) The more feelings you can't get, the less you should try your best to force them; The farther the ideal is, the more it needs to persist for a long time.

(10) Health is more important than measurements, and wisdom is more valuable than wealth. We should have both.

Being praised by others is not necessarily a good thing, because it will also make you proud.

(12) Learn to cook several good dishes, not necessarily for your lover, but also for yourself or your hard-working parents in their spare time.

For girls in their twenties:

1, we must firmly believe that only parents are always good to you in this world.

About 20 years old, do you remember how rebellion angered them when you were young?

I am about 20 years old, and my parents are almost 500. You don't have much time to be kind to them. Don't wait until you lose it to cry that you are young and ignorant and have not respected your parents well.

Yes, you have reached the legal age for marriage, but you don't need to get married in a hurry.

Maybe you are in love, and you have vowed to be together forever.

But you are only 20 years old, and you have no idea how long your life is. Life is created, not imagined.

Marriage is not about two people, but about two families. What the older generation said about being suitable for each other is not an unreasonable feudal thought. When you get married, you should hold the belief that you will only get married once in your life, so get married slowly.

3, vigorous love, leaving a prefix age.

About 20 years old. Don't do stupid things that will be regarded as jokes by others.

Don't go home at night, quarrel in the street, force yourself to death, cry twice and commit suicide three times.

Those crazy things, those young and frivolous, have experienced enough.

About 20 years old, learn to be calm and calm.

Girls should always live proudly, not fall in love humbly.

4. Don't fall in love because of loneliness, and don't fall in love because of following the trend.

About 20 years old, learn to be responsible for your own life.

Don't expect others to buy what you like.

At the age of 20, no matter whether you have played ambiguous before, you are over the age of ambiguity.

Women should be independent, and economic independence is the foundation.

6. If a man tells you that he doesn't deserve you, believe him.

A man who says he is not worthy of you will never be worthy of you in his life!

Cherish has nothing to do with ability and money!

7. Be clear about your goals and fight for them.

20 years old, you want to go abroad? Looking for a job or continuing to study?

At the age of 20, you are not far from entering the society. Are you ready?

You must fulfill your promise to yourself. When you are embarrassed about yourself, you will be embarrassed. Don't be indecisive, don't be depressed.

If you are soft on yourself, you can't achieve great things.

At the age of 20, you should learn to face the reality and not daydream all day.

9. Girls should learn to be kind to themselves and don't invest everything in so-called "potential stocks".

At any time, see what cards you have in your hand.

10, learn to be smooth.

At the age of 20, others no longer treat you as a child, and your mistakes are no longer tolerated.

It is disgusting to smile at people and things we don't like.

1 1. Thank all those who have hurt you.

Then on my 20th birthday, I waved to them and said, I don't hate you anymore.

When you grow up, you should face up to the injury.

12, don't play anything unconventional.

It is better to learn makeup, not smoky makeup, but generous and decent light makeup.

The interviewer of a big company once told me that girls who wear light makeup will be given priority by the company.

Why? Because you don't even worry about your appearance, then what are you worried about?

There are no ugly women in the world, only lazy women.

13, lose weight, just saying.

When you really become like a bamboo pole, you will find a series of diseases accompanied by hypotension, hypoglycemia and dizziness.

I don't know. And stomach cancer.

At the age of 20, you have to know that you still have a long way to go, and a healthy body is the guarantee for you to go on.

14, don't expose those who sow discord.

When he finishes a good play, he will try his best to play it as roundly as possible.

And tell him you know everything.

Then, leave with a smile.

15, be nice to whoever is nice to you.

Interpersonal communication is always a reciprocal and two-way rule, and no one has the obligation to be nice to you.

20 years old, keep your eyes open. Who is good to you, remember to be good to him.

16, turning around is faster than tears.

This is necessary.

Around the age of 20, you should learn to bear sadness, and you should know that it will pass.

Always tell yourself that I can be brave, too. Don't, never, easily shed tears in front of others.

People will think your tears are so cheap if they watch them too much.

17, you may have done a lot of ridiculous things before.

But please don't think that's disgusting. Please don't think that is a burden.

20 years old, this is a new beginning of your life.

18, always prepare a smile for yourself and tell yourself that I can!

I'm not young anymore. I need to refuel

10 classic marriage truth for unmarried girls!

1, women take a step back, men take two steps back, a person who knows how to love would rather play the loser than hit his lover, hit her, or him, what do you want? True love should know how to make concessions.

Marriage is when we fall in love with each other's advantages, but live with her shortcomings.

There are no perfect two people, only two hearts give in to each other. You change a little, I change a little. Although everyone has lost a little self, they can become a tacit couple. Falling in love is never a matter of one person.

If a man doesn't want to give, then he doesn't have to ask for money or love. However, any favor that comes is like cheap gas, which demeans itself and makes people look down upon it. A particularly stingy man will calculate the cost in his heart. Anything that comes is a debt. For feelings, regardless of gender, what you want is charity and pity from others, and what you want is very cheap.

5. Being in love means talking well. If you can, don't ask questions first, don't blame blindly, don't criticize, and don't bring negative energy. Learn to affirm, trust and speak well. If only we could talk it over.

6. When you can't keep up with your lover, there will be problems in your marriage; When you can't keep up with your children, there will be problems in education.

7. Don't be with people who don't understand you, because poor IQ is the most difficult distance to make up in this world. A person who is far behind you and far from your values will never understand your goodness. On the contrary, your strengths will become his weaknesses. Whatever you insist on will become a problem in his eyes. Therefore, instead of being picked by bad people, it is better to wait for someone who knows you to appear slowly.

8. A woman's best dowry is a considerate and warm heart, and a man's best dowry is a lifetime of accommodation and love. The most precious things in the world are often free, but unfortunately many people in the world can't wear them!

Remember, girls: I'd rather find a man who doesn't have much money but is willing to send you flowers than a man who obviously has money but does everything for you. The number in a man's passbook is not important, but how much he spent on you. Never hypnotize yourself with words that only believe in love and despise material things. In this age when everyone is sensitive to money, if you are willing to shed your hard-earned money for you, it means that you really love you, because stingy people always only love themselves.

10, it is very important who you marry, because he determines the state of your life. Who you marry is more important, she may decide the level and height of your life. Don't marry willingly or against your will. When the sun is shining and the breeze is calm. Don't panic if you are not married, and don't be busy if you are married. Manage yourself, cherish the present, be filial in time, and everything that comes will come.

A classic full of philosophy: how to make room for gifts with a hand full of garbage?

1, don't lust after meaningless people or things. How can your garbage hand make room for gifts?

2, patience, temporary grievances, maybe you can get a brand-new yourself, a life you want.

3. If you care too much about your own pain, or want others to care too much about your pain, you will only get yourself into the pain of being ignored, even the pain of performing.

4. Don't think too much about what you shouldn't think, don't take what you shouldn't value too seriously, and let life shine.

5. Persistence is not just lip service! It is to repeat simple things, do repeated things seriously, do serious things seriously, accumulate bit by bit, sublimate bit by bit, and every day is a new beginning.

6. Don't complain everywhere. Most people in this world don't care about your existence. Every day of life is a kind of nature, a kind of peace.

7. When you are young, you should work harder to make money. If you are in a bad mood, take out your anger with money, buy bags, shoes, clothes, ice cream and crayfish, and do whatever you want!

8. Don't ask, the answer is alwaysno. If you don't go forward, you will stay forever.

9. A straight line is the shortest route to the destination. Simplicity makes truth, and truth makes beauty.

10 While there is still time, try your best to do what you want to do most, become the kind of person you want to be and live the kind of life you want most.