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Self-introduction limerick in the debate
Self-introduction limerick in the debate 1
Hello, ladies and gentlemen,
I am a peasant from Jingchu.
Although the image is a bit bad,
My reputation is not small.
The reporter followed closely,
Fans should hug in the street.
Clear the road before walking to the police car,
Wherever I go, there are crowds of people.
I was invited to give a talk,
I was invited to attend the seminar.
Report every three to five times,
How many channels does TV occupy?
I'm not kidding,
It's just not the time yet.
Self-introduction limerick in debate 2
Just not yet.
Think about it. It tastes good.
Wait until the time is right.
I was sleeping when I woke up.
I woke up asleep,
I vomited some bubbles on the bed.
When he heard the news, the eagle immediately flew.
That's not a good smell.
That's not a good taste.
Cover your nose and run away.
It turned out that it was cold and I was too lazy to get up.
Hillbilly, he peed.
Self-introduction in the debate doggerel 3
Hillbilly, hillbilly
Sow hard and weed hard.
Sow millet in spring
In autumn, grains pile up into bags.
In autumn, grains pile up into bags.
I'm afraid the price is not very good.
Weeding in spring and summer
Kou Chao Huang Tusun Kao
Kou Chao Huang Tusun Kao
Who else knows now?
Young farmers are running in the city.
Land circulation contract
Land circulation should be contracted
Find Jingchu hillbilly quickly
Play cards with 1000 sticks.
Picking up girls and cheating are both high-handed means.
Picking up girls and cheating are both high-handed means.
Pay if you want to learn.
The rich woman was fascinated.
Picking up girls costs nothing.
Self-introduction in the debate doggerel 4
A list of poets in our village
Sing a poem loudly
Say hello, how does a poem come from?
Queenie's guidance is a good prescription.
Self-introduction in the debate doggerel 5
There were 480 temples in the Southern Dynasties.
Monks plant trees instead of flowers.
There are wooden fish in the mountains.
Write a copy and become a monk.
Self-introduction limerick in Debate 6
Born on the banks of Qiantang River,
In the crowd.
The long road to learning,
The floating world is an onion.
When I suddenly woke up,
Everything is empty.
If you have a chance,
It will become a mountain pine.
Self-introduction in the debate doggerel 7
Jump in line and settle in the frontier,
Go home with the tide;
You can't tell leeks from hoes,
I have nothing to write when I pick up the pen;
A naturally lazy model,
Don't like socializing, don't like playing mahjong;
When you come to bask in the sun in winter,
Summer comes to the bottom of the tree to enjoy the cool;
Looking up half awake and half drunk,
People come and go. What a wonderful theater.
Self-introduction in the debate doggerel 8
Just a woman on earth.
A little over 28.
No special talent.
Try to buy and sell stocks
Fall in love with the internet, blind hala
Look at the ordinary appearance.
The figure is not particularly bad.
I hope everyone will build this building.
Better get to know each other.
Debate on self-introduction limerick 9
Guests from all corners of the country,
The fate of getting together is unusual.
The sea has changed,
I hope that friendship will grow day by day.
Brilliant,
I believe I will give it back one day.
Poverty and wealth will never forget each other,
Singing wine, laughing and crying.
Time flies like sand,
I look forward to the annual party.
Youth without regrets,
Don't waste your life!
I want to sue a lot, but my literary talent is not great.
Not neat, not rhyming.
Make a limerick,
I have been in my life for twenty years.
Poetry 8: self-introduction limerick
Ordinary little girls are sentimental and sentimental.
Whitening is a great cause, and it has been defeated repeatedly.
I have nothing to do, but I like diving.
I am with everyone in Douban. Stick it in the Weibo.
The name of sleepwalking will never change, and the others will change slightly.
She is a warm-hearted and good girl.
Self-introduction limerick in the debate 10
I am a diaosi, positive, strong-willed, good-natured, totally honest, caring, loyal, responsible, dedicated, helpful, broad-minded, intelligent and broad-minded.
Positive: I made a step forward in every exam in primary school. The teacher often praises my hard work. On graduation day, I finally made a breakthrough and rushed out of the bottom ten!
Strong personality: once my mother was angry and hit me, I stood there motionless, staring at my mother until my eyes blurred, and my mother cried, but I didn't cry yet!
Good character: usually, I can't see it. Every time I go to Tomb-Sweeping Day, my classmates always send me some flowers and plants, which I can't put down at home!
Love cleanliness: I am not happy to see my classmates sloppy. I reach out and pick my nose excrement, and put it in my mouth first to taste it.
Love my parents: Needless to say, I love my parents. There was a time when I showed them vividly. Stop guessing, it's time to ask for money!
Love my wife: When it comes to my wife, I have to mention her disabled legs. Don't doubt, this is proof that I love her!
Love: I remember seeing a stray dog one day, thin and pitiful. I took it home and waited on it for a week, and finally I had meat to eat. My buddy sent him to Elysium waving a butcher knife!
Zhong: I'm on a business trip, leaving a beautiful young wife behind. I'm worried that someone will come in when he's not at home. Let me help my sister-in-law, help me, help me? I have been helping my sister-in-law in bed for five days. What time are you coming back?
Responsible: Yesterday morning, my boss asked me to take100000 to meet a client, passed by an underground casino and went in to play some small games. One of them accidentally got dark, and my buddy got tired of playing and went home with only 2000 yuan to sleep until dawn!
Dedication: On Qingming Day, I spent hundreds of dollars and bought a lot of Mingbi, and secretly greeted those who offended me and looked down on me!
Helpful: I met a woman sitting on a slide in a shopping mall while carrying goods. She seems to be in a hurry. I consider how to help her. I shoved her with a flatbed full of goods and sent her to the hospital. Yes, it was me on the news some time ago. Alas, the reporter came to interview me again!
Broad-minded: I am a good buddy. I go to sing together in the evening. He said I sang like a pig. Look at his good voice. The next day I invited him to my house and put some medicine in his cup. A month later, I was still asking for treatment of my throat everywhere!
Clever: At that time, we were still young, and we all learned to read together. Everyone else learns one word a day, which is nothing compared with me. After a month, others recognized almost 256 words, and I finally remembered the number one.
Wide range of interests: others like poetry and prose, sketch painting, sports, singing and dancing? My hobby is much more noble. Smoking, drinking, gambling and whoring?
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