Netizens are talking about jokes that only professionals in this major can understand. Do you have any exclusive jokes about your major?

Journalism is not a special major for most netizens, and there are few jokes about journalism. Most of the well-known professional jokes are about medical students and students. For journalism, a liberal arts major, we still know less.

The most profound joke I remember is. At the end of a class, the teacher assigned a 2000-word paper to the general majors next week. Then the reporter's homework is to hand in a 3000-word press release tomorrow. The student said to the teacher, where shall I find news for you tomorrow? The teacher said to the students, then you can use your imagination and find a news by yourself. Then the students discuss how they should find the following news. Then two students had an argument about going there to find news. Then they started fighting. The teacher told others to dissuade him and then joined the fight. Finally, the teacher said to the monitor, monitor, what are you doing there? There was a battle. Why don't you act quickly? However, the monitor will make an error. Next to this group of students, pick up a bottle of water and pretend to be reporting. Hello, ladies and gentlemen, what's the news next? .

However, the most famous joke about journalism should be that everyone thinks that journalism should be a reporter in the future, so there is the following joke. Mother said to her son? Son, have you chosen journalism? ? The son said? Yes, my 1 first choice is journalism? , mom? So are you going to be a reporter in the future? ? The son said it might be, and then the mother faced her son? Are you going to People's Daily or Xinhua News Agency? ? In fact, for Xinhua News Agency and People's Daily, the employees recruited are not only graduates from prestigious schools, but also require very high personal skills of college students. There are not a few universities offering journalism. Not every college graduate majoring in journalism can start working in a newspaper like People's Daily. Most of them still choose minority jobs that suit them and start to hone slowly, and then start to rise to authoritative newspapers.

No matter what professional jokes, jokes with this major come from others' ignorance of this major, so there will be such ridicule. But in fact, such ridicule is irrelevant, and others have more or less misunderstandings about this major. But this major is only known to you, so it is good for you to know these misunderstandings yourself, and there is no need to care too much. After all, jokes are just jokes, just a kind of seasoning that makes people happy. Whether this joke is true or not, it can't fully summarize your major, so face your major, study hard and stick to it.