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Eat instant noodles at work and send friends to a circle of classic sentences [collection]

1. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles. I think only rich people in junior high school can eat instant noodles. It's funny.

2. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.

When you are poor, you should eat eight flavors even if you eat instant noodles, and don't repeat them every day.

I am too tired to move when I come back from work for the first time. I ate two bananas. I'm full and don't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!

This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. I think instant noodles are not delicious for the first time. I may have grown up.

6. Brush your teeth in bed and brush your mobile phone. The result is that the more you brush, the hungrier you get. Get up and eat instant noodles. I can't eat any more.

7. Take-out can't be eaten. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

8. I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

9. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

10. I had breakfast at 10 yesterday and ate the rest of a pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.

1 1. My roommate eats instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).

12. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat it, so I think it's delicious. I took a careful bite.

13. I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.

14. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. Today, I was told that the canteen was closed. Ok, let's continue to eat instant noodles.

15. I eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. I want to eat every time I look at it. However, every time I eat them, I feel sick.

16. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

17. I ate instant noodles in class today and suddenly heard: "It smells so good, I can't think ..."

18. I hate people who show love. They bullied me into sleeping alone in the dormitory. No one asked me to eat when I woke up, so I had to keep eating instant noodles and vomiting.

19. Because I don't eat, I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ah, ah, I want to eat a big meal!

20. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.

2 1. Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

22. I will never eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. I am in a trance now.

23. once again . I don't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.

24. When I was a child, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

25. I hate instant noodles ~

26. First business trip this year. The plane is late, I am hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles.

27. When a fairy girlfriend knew that you were eating instant noodles at home alone, she cried.

28. The world is so big that it can hold 10,000 kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.

Work hard, eat instant noodles, send friends and receive sentences (40 sentences)

Work hard, eat instant noodles and make friends. I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

In the future, I will definitely not be greedy for instant noodles in the middle of the night. I am in a trance now.

4. The first beauty is gone, and Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.

5. arrive at the internet cafe on 10 in the morning and have a bucket of instant noodles for breakfast. After leaving the Internet cafe at 1 1 in the evening, I stood on the colorful street in Guiping, feeling a little down and out.

6. I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.

7. I don't feel guilty about eating instant noodles in the middle of the night. I obviously had dinner. Fallen like me.

8. The side effect of eating instant noodles at night is growling.

9. Add two ham sausages to the noodles with Chinese sauerkraut in Laotan. It will be perfect in two minutes. I really like instant noodles.

10. I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and felt sick and tired in my throat.

1 1. I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream and didn't sleep well at night. I almost fainted when I got up this morning, and I have been dizzy now.

12. God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now. But I can only sleep for my weight.

13. Get up in the middle of the night to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits every day. Why am I thinner than normal diet? Come back fat, so I can feel at ease

14. I had breakfast at 10 yesterday, and I ate the remaining pizza and a half. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.

15. Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. Don't eat instant noodles and play mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

16. Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.

17. I'm just hungry. As a result, my leg was scalded by freshly boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life. I finally understand what heartbreaking pain means.

18. I'm too tired to move when I come back from work for the first time. I ate two bananas and didn't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!

19. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.

20. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.

Work hard, eat instant noodles and make friends. 2 1. There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.

I understand his difficulties at the beginning, but he doesn't understand how I feel now-I should eat instant noodles. As the relationship gets closer, is it possible to ignore or ignore each other's "feelings"?

23. Every time I secretly cook a bowl of noodles to eat in my room, my mother smells it as soon as she goes to the second floor, saying that you are eating instant noodles again, isn't it! It stinks! How come! How can the old altar sauerkraut stink! Too spicy! ! ! Hum!

24. I want to go back to eat instant noodles after drinking. Eating instant noodles is also a means.

I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.

26. I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.

27. On the first day of the New Year's Day, two or two goods drank too much wine, so you have to bet on eating instant noodles in public toilets. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!

28. Eating instant noodles all the time will really make your face bigger. I am a circle older than you. Oh, no, two laps.

29. This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. This is the first time I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have grown up.

Because I can't eat, I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!

3 1. It's fun and exciting to eat instant noodles at night.

32. Turn to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

33. Add red dates to keep healthy when eating instant noodles. After 90, I died.

34. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

35. Don't lose the person who is full of you, the person who eats instant noodles with you and suffers together.

36. The technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.

37. Why do I eat instant noodles, two fish balls, a ham and the last box of yogurt at night? God, what am I doing? Eating instant noodles at twelve o'clock is really crazy.

38. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

I am very grateful to the little girl with a yellow hat. She gave me her seat on the train and let me sit down to eat instant noodles. There are too few such people in the whole train.

40. You can't eat takeout. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

Eat instant noodles and send friends to express loneliness.

1. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. I think instant noodles are not delicious for the first time. I may have grown up.

Every day when I go back to the dormitory, I am hungry and have to struggle for a while. If I can't stand hunger, I start eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's really enough. If I finish eating, I can't fucking hold on.

I hate eating instant noodles ~

When you want to be melodramatic in the evening, hold back, usually have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton skewers what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.

6. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles. I think it's funny that only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles before.

7. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles, too.

8. I ate instant noodles in class today, and suddenly I heard "It smells so good, I can't think ..."

9. Even coffee and instant noodles have partners, but I don't.

10. I suddenly smelled instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

1 1. What is miserable? I accidentally spilled an oil bag on my pants while eating instant noodles.

12. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.

13. I hope I won't get fat tomorrow after eating instant noodles at night.

14. My recent life: playing games, eating instant noodles, watching movies and sleeping.

15. Today, I am very confused. Why is eating instant noodles on the train more delicious than in other places?

16. I ate a small bucket of instant noodles when I was hungry at night, and then I ate Jianweixiaoshi tablets after eating it.

17. Eating instant noodles after being single for a long time will cause hallucinations.

18. In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

19. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

20. I can finally eat instant noodles or cry at the taste of sauerkraut in the old altar.

2 1. Why don't I eat Dove to enjoy silky smooth, instant noodles to eat large pieces of beef and brown wheat?

Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.

23. Eating instant noodles at night is so fun and exciting.

I understand his difficulties at the beginning, but he doesn't understand how I feel now-I should eat instant noodles. As the relationship gets closer, is it possible to ignore or ignore each other's "feelings"?

25. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

I thought everything was ready, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

27. Let's eat instant noodles together, but once I take a bite, I will never miss you again.

28. When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns to the left. Tie your hair twice and loosen it three times. Tight instant noodles. You can't eat enough in one bucket, and you can't finish it in two buckets.

29. The first time I took the green leather train, everyone on the train was eating instant noodles and crying. They ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.

Forty sentences about eating instant noodles to send friends on duty in Mid-Autumn Festival

Eat instant noodles on duty during Mid-Autumn Festival and make friends circle (Article 1) 1. Takeaway is not safe and the canteen doesn't want to eat it. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

I worked hard all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

The technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.

4. Add two ham sausages to the old altar instant noodles. It will be perfect in two minutes. I really like instant noodles.

A bunch of people go to pick up girls with high profile, and I go to pick up noodles with low profile.

6. I suggest everyone have dinner in the evening. Don't wait until you are hungry in the middle of the night, and you will regret it after eating a big bowl of instant noodles.

7. The frequency of eating instant noodles is too high recently, and I want to vomit.

8. It's hard to lose your appetite and swallow every day. I don't like this feeling at all. I don't know if I'm hungry, headache and dizziness. I am listless every day, and my sister's instant noodles are really bad. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.

9. The first beauty will never come again. Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.

10. When I was a child, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

1 1. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

12. I ate a bowl of instant noodles in the evening and ate more snacks, so I was so tired that I almost threw up.

13. I worked with Bowen for more than three hours after work, and I was confused when I dragged her to the convenience store to eat instant noodles after work.

14. You are instant noodles, I am water, and I want to soak you.

15. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love anymore.

16. In order to save money for clothes, I eat instant noodles every meal. Wear contact lenses if your eyes are red and swollen. I don't sleep late at night and waste traffic. Find a sign. What happened to me when I fell in love with you?

17. I woke up in the middle of the night and went downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably miss Huian's little friend.

18. instant noodles have become my daily life now! There is also fragrant milk tea!

19. Last night, the power went out. I ate my dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

20. There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.

Mid-Autumn Festival duty to eat instant noodles and make friends circle (Chapter II) 2 1. The side effect of eating instant noodles at night is that the stomach growls.

22. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back. Generally, you will have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton skewers what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.

23. I have been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.

24. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching a drama and sleeping.

25. Why don't I like Dove, instant noodles, big pieces of beef and glutinous rice?

26. When you are alone at home, you should have a sense of ceremony when eating instant noodles, and add a cup of 82-year-old iced coke.

27. Eating instant noodles has the same result as eating hot pot. After eating, your body will smell like this …

28. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat it, so I think it's delicious. I took a careful bite.

29. I was awakened by the smell of instant noodles eaten by my roommate. Help, I'm really hungry. I have nothing to eat.

30. I had breakfast yesterday 10, and I ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.

3 1. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to disperse the flavor. I lost it, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

I like to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.

33. Eat instant noodles at night without feeling guilty! Only full of happiness.

34. I suddenly have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.

35. We agreed to save enough money to eat buffet. Forget it. Continue to eat instant noodles and rice porridge tomorrow.

36. I eat so little now that my old father, who doesn't like instant noodles, made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I was hungry.

37. Don't sleep at night. If you are hungry, you have to eat instant noodles in barrels. I have to say, it's really cool.

38. It's childish to eat instant noodles to relieve hatred, but I went on.

39. Get up early tomorrow to eat instant noodles. I really want to eat instant noodles. I must eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.

40. I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.