Classic sayings about feeling good

Look at your ranking to know how many people are in your class. I have compiled some classic sayings that make you feel good and give them to you. I hope you all have a good mood!

1. Ouch, you are so busy and you still go to the toilet yourself!

2. When it comes to weight loss, fat people usually yell and thin people do it.

3. If life betrays me, I hope it will be sold by the pound.

4. The Smurf sings to Avatar: When I grow up, I will become you.

5. They say that you have to eat enough to have the energy to lose weight. It’s really ridiculous. I can’t eat enough at all.

6. The intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

7. Reflect on yourself. If you look like the selfie, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?

8. Boys nowadays are too bad. They are whiter, taller and prettier than girls, and they even compete with girls for their boyfriends.

9. I bought a glass bottle of drink from lunch and bought a platycodon downstairs when I returned to the company. I am in a good mood today.

10. Life is like a kaleidoscope, colorful and wonderful, so there are those so-called joys and happiness.

11. For things like vanity, you must have the strength to pay for it. Otherwise, it would be to save face and suffer.

12. You must be nicer to your boyfriend in the future. After all, he is the most discerning person in the world.

13. Young people must not lose confidence just because of one subject of mathematics. This is not the only subject that you cannot master.

14. Before everything gets better, we always have to go through some unhappy days. 15. I hope you have sweet dreams, I mean dream about me.

16. Girls who want to dye their hair, take a look, I will give you the same effect if you dye your hair!

17. The longest relationship I have ever had was narcissism.

18. Give my future mother-in-law a bad review, the delivery is too slow!

19. Have you been thrown up three times since you were born, but only caught twice?

20. I am in a good mood and ready to buy lottery tickets. I estimate that I can win 20 million!

21. Maturity is not about the heart growing old, but about keeping a smile while tears are rolling in your eyes.

22. You should strive to be the right person instead of waiting to meet the right person.

23. How can two people be friends if their weights are not of the same order of magnitude? They cannot even play seesaw.

24. You can steal my sentences or my expressions, but if you steal my heart, I will call you husband.

25. Don’t go too far when posting selfies on WeChat Moments, we have all met before. 26. Some people say that I am ugly, so I laugh. Haha, you are white to cover up your ugliness, but I don’t use it.

27. Just because you want to scrape together the down payment for a house, you just scrape together the takeout and get full discounts.

28. When I am at home, I still insist on surfing the Internet even if I have a fever. When I am at school, I feel like I have terminal cancer even when I sneeze.

29. Hurry up and kiss me secretly, my eyes will be closed.

30. As long as you are happy, it means that I don’t like to do this, but I like you.

31. Take the time to do your homework and don’t give me 666.

32. You are an incompletely evolved life form, a genetically mutated alien.

33. Who wants equal love? I just want to be spoiled like a three-year-old cry-nosed brat, favored and pampered for no reason.

34. When I wake up every morning, the sunshine is with you. This is the future I want.

35. Among thousands of people, I can recognize you at a glance, because others are walking on the ground, but you are walking on my heart.

The above is a classic story that will bring you a good appreciation mood. I hope you all like it!