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A talk about never touching love again. A talk about never touching love again for the rest of my life.

1. I never thought that my life would be so miserable. I will never touch love in the future, and I swear by this.

2. I have cut my hair short and cut off my longing for you. From now on, I will not touch love.

3. I swear that I will never touch love again in this life. Don't touch marriage!

4. If you reincarnate as an adult after 300 years, probably you will not want love, touch, disturb, or get close to you.

5. Love is too hurtful after all, so don’t touch it if you can.

6. It’s been quite morbid recently. I try hard to forget it every day, but you can enter my dream every night. I don’t want to be awakened by the dream every day and then feel lost. I have no energy all day long and don’t touch it. Love lives forever.

7. I think I must be reincarnated as a man in my next life. I will not get married or have children. I will eat, drink and have fun. I will not be moved by emotions. I will smoke and drink but not fall in love.

8. Jiao Han, I will never touch love again. I loved you for three years, but it ended hastily.

9. From now on, my world is only about work and making money. I will not touch love for now and be happy first.

10. If there is an afterlife, when the hair reaches the waist, there will be no love at all. How can we not know that the world is unpredictable and the years will never be quiet for married women.

11. There is no love, only pure liking. Because we are afraid that if we give all our sincerity, we will get something that is not suitable for us. If I like someone again, I just like the way I get along with you and how you stay with me. Not how much I paid for you.

12. I thought it was just a love that was not blessed, but it turned out to be a love that was opposed. Don't even touch love, really don't touch it.

13. I feel more and more valuable about being single. I used to think that waiting for someone to eat is a very happy thing, but now waiting for someone to eat, I feel more and more disappointed, because you used to not let me You've been waiting for too long. I said I've been waiting for you for a long time. You replied that I'm working. So, as long as you don't touch love, you can still eat it whenever you want, whatever you want. You can sleep whenever you want, play with whomever you want, and play for as long as you want.

14. Do not touch anything related to love or love within a year. After my salary is paid, I will give my little sister a bouquet of roses every month and every holiday. Don't quit smoking or drinking, find a nutritionist to work out with you. Go to Tibet, go to Taiwan, go to paradise with flowers. Get a cat, get a dog. Then wait for a new beginning. I was so crazy that I even thought about falling in love with you, Marde. Labor and management are your father.

15. I won’t touch love anymore, I’m really tired. It is better to make money well and love yourself well.

16. Keep your short hair long, avoid tobacco, alcohol and love. Don't blow the evening breeze, don't talk about the past.

17. You can’t even imagine my single-mindedness, but your playfulness caught me off guard. For the rest of my life, I will be a heartless person, alone and without love.

18. Make the circle smaller, the language become cleaner, no more smoking and drinking, no more feelings, love is really not suitable for me.

19. To be honest, I have been quite happy in the past two years. I don’t touch love, there is no one in my heart, life is not difficult, everything seems to be going smoothly, and everything is empty.

20. I think that for people who are particularly easy to be satisfied, if they don’t touch love, I will probably be a cute and happy little fairy. Except for the fact that love can make me feel uncomfortable over and over again. Besides, it seems that other things are not that difficult.

21. In the end, he became an enemy! Don't touch love in this life. Live well, make money well, and you will never hear anyone say again, I have spent all the money, there is still someone at home waiting to eat, even if a broken mirror is reunited, it will not change back to its original appearance, and a broken mirror cannot be restored.

22. He didn’t believe in love before and never touched it.

After meeting her, those carefree days became dull and boring. From then on, Xinma couldn't help but rein in the horse. He put on the rope and was willing to be led by her.

23. This is love. No one can predict the future, so if you can’t touch love, don’t touch it, otherwise you will be scarred.

24. Two flowers bloom, one for each! You must be happy for the rest of your life! I don't care about love! A very sad moment about love. If there is an afterlife, it will turn into air and be lonely all your life without touching the smoke

1. Love is like this. There is no reason to explain. What you want to give the most is not him. want. Even though you have thousands of advantages, he only loves the shortcomings of another person.

2. You are not half-kind to me, but it just so happens that this feeling grows wildly like weeds, like a loyal dog, like a running dog. The more willing you are, the more difficult it will be.

3. Change of heart is instinct, loyalty is choice. I am very happy that you can come, and I am not sorry that you left. If we can't live together, then forget each other in the world. From now on, we will be separated and happy.

4. There are many incompetences in this world, such as mathematics that cannot be learned, endless vocabulary that cannot be memorized, weight that cannot be reduced, wallets that cannot be expanded, and you that cannot be kept.

5. If there is an afterlife, I will turn into air and be alone all my life without touching smoke. If there is an afterlife, it will turn into fireworks and drift away throughout life without touching love.

6. Two people who truly love each other will not lose to physical distance, height and age, ex-mistress, other people’s rumors, or parents. If you object, you will only lose if you don’t cherish, if you don’t work hard, if you don’t trust.

7. This world is like this. Some people chase you through all kinds of hardships, but they can’t get you. But some people just smile at you and make you crawl away.

8. Once people have feelings, they are extremely useless. You said that you want to toast the past with a glass of wine, and you will never look back no matter how much you fall in love. In fact, even if you are drunk until dusk and worry alone, if that person reaches out his hand, you will still follow him.

9. You see, it is a pity that each of us starts as a stranger, and at the end of the story, we inevitably become a familiar stranger. All unexpected encounters in life seem to be long-planned separations. Luck is used for encounters, and companionship becomes a luxury.

10. In this world, there is always a person who makes you helpless. Even if he is useless, even if he has bad deeds, you still have to have him. This is the pi of emotion, infinite and endless.

11. I suggest you drink instead of love, because in wine, you are either dead or alive, but in love, you can neither die nor live well.

12. Love with all your strength is not to get married in the end, but to be happy with each other. Even if you still can't bear to part ways in the end, at least in retrospect, you have lived up to those rare moments that you have had. youth. If I can’t give you a wedding dress, I will never touch your underwear

1. I don’t know if we will meet again in the next life, so I will try my best to give you the best in this life.

2. I confessed my love to him. Halfway through, he asked me to stop, and tears started to fall down my face. Who knew he said, I should chase you.

3. When you are broke, I am your last piece of luggage.

4. Please take my ashes with you and throw them out when you encounter bad people. Let me protect you for the last time

5. What is a daughter-in-law? Air. What is air? My life.

6. He Jiong asked Zhang Jie: Why did you save me first when Xie Na and I fell into the water at the same time? Zhang Jie said: Because I will not let her get close to such a dangerous place

7. The boy and the girl met and fell in love a year ago. One day the boy fainted and she knew that he could live if he received a heart transplant. , but the boy refused to accept the operation. No matter how his family persuaded him, even his favorite girl persuaded him to no avail. Finally, the boy went to heaven with the girl's love. Soon, the girl got a boy's diary from the boy's mother. There was a line on the last page: I'm afraid I can't love you with someone else's heart.

8. Have you had nightmares? Well, what dreams are there without you?

9. The master of ceremonies at the wedding asked the bride and groom who would have the final say in the family in the future. The one who had the final say took a step forward. Then the bride smiled and did not move, while the groom took a step back.

10. Who picked the sofa for my wife? Who picked the computer for my wife? Who picked the curtains for my wife? What on earth did you pick for my wife?

11. Yuwen stared blankly. Mathematics: Why Why Do You Make It Harder? Mathematics hugged him tenderly and showed a doting smile: This way, everyone's scoldings will be concentrated on me. Fool, I don't want to see you being scolded

12. Am I important? You are very important. Heavy, I want it too

13. When he proposed to her, he only said three words: Trust me; when she gave birth to his first daughter, he said to her: Thank you for your hard work; On the day his daughter got married in a different place, he put his arms around her shoulders and said: There is still me; on the day he received the notice that she was critically ill, he repeatedly said to her: I am here; when she was about to leave, he kissed her forehead and whispered :You wait for me. In this life, he never said I love you to her once, but love never left.

14. If I can’t give you a wedding dress, I will never touch your underwear

15. He was carrying her, and she asked him: Am I heavy? The whole world is on your back, do you think it will sink?

16. Girls like to eat apples, and boys always peel two every day, one for each of them. Although she liked this feeling, she was displeased by the boy's habit of always taking a bite of two apples and then handing one to her. Once, when the boy was not paying attention, the girl snatched the apple he had bitten and took a bite. She felt that it was not as crispy and sweet as her own

17. The old man hurriedly walked into the bedroom and hid the cigarette at home. He was about to rush into the bathroom to wash away the smell from his mouth, but suddenly, he stopped. Then he sat on the sofa and burst into tears. It turned out that his wife had been gone for half a month.

18. You can choose to love me or not, but I can only choose to love you or love you more

19. Will you comfort me if I cry? Won't. Why. Because I won't let you cry.

20. Even if the whole world betrays you, I will stand by your side and betray the whole world.

21. What is true love? True love is when you rush out after a quarrel and buy some food when you come back.

22. The first thing I think of in the morning is you, and the last thing I think of at night is you.

23. Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, let’s go catch jellyfish. SpongeBob: Sorry, not today, I have to go to school. Patrick: If you go to school, what should I do today? ? SpongeBob: I don’t know, what do you usually do when I’m not at home? Patrick: Waiting for you to come back.

24. How long will I stay with you? Is it enough to bury you by my side? I don’t believe in love anymore

I don’t believe in love anymore

1. After watching too many idol romance dramas, it is inevitable that sometimes I believe in love , and sometimes I no longer believe in love!

2. I no longer believe in love, but I believe in you.

3. Life cannot be used to prove love, just as we cannot prove that we can no longer believe in love. In this city, just as Rolex is a material luxury, love is a spiritual luxury. But life is extremely fragile and there is no way to bear so many luxuries.

4. I finally understand why so many people no longer believe in love, because their hearts have been taken away and then crushed, so what else can be used to love.

5. From now on, I no longer believe in love, and I refuse people thousands of miles away. Loneliness is loneliness, and accidents are always joyful and difficult to accept.

6. I might have been so reluctant to give up a year ago, but I managed to survive on my own. At that time, I was envious of those people who walked in love with their attitude towards life despite being crowded with people. I joked and resentfully said no. Believe in love again. Looking back now, we are only in our early twenties. We are afraid that no one will love us, and we are afraid that it will be too late. Time will make the people who love you stay by your side. As soon as you turn around, they will be there.

7. A person’s greatest ability is to make you believe in love and no longer believe in love.

8. Although I have to celebrate my birthday in another place this time, I received your full heartfelt thoughts from across the air. I was really touched. I thought I no longer believed in love, until you showed up~ I I believe that there will always be a person in this world who will travel through mountains and rivers, overcome thorns and thorns, break through all kinds of difficulties, appear in front of me, and say to me softly: Sorry, I'm late. You came so late~

9. I would rather cry on a BMW than laugh on a bicycle. Love in the 21st century is based on money. Without money, all vows of eternal love will be lost. It has become rhetoric, I no longer believe in love!

10. Before I met you, I decided not to believe in love anymore. After meeting you, I discovered that I can still fall in love with someone, fall deeply in love with someone, but I can’t fall in love with someone anymore. I’ve decided to look forward to new love. It's someone I won't leave.

11. Back then, she and the boy swore an oath of love on the rocks. They forgot about the high tide and were trapped in the sea. She screamed for help in panic, but the boy suddenly threw her away and jumped into the sea to swim desperately. She was finally rescued by fishermen. She hated him, became a nun, and no longer believed in love. An accident 20 years later brought her back to the scene of that year. She was shocked, heartbroken, and walked step by step into the sea. It turned out that the boy jumped into the sea to distract an approaching shark

12. Me It’s not that I no longer believe in love, it’s just that no one will ever make me so desperate like you.

13. Some children of divorced parents complain that their parents make them no longer believe in love, but some people cherish each other especially because of this.

14. No one can tell when love came to her. I have been waiting for her for more than ten years. Every time I thought I met her, I found that it looked like her but not her. Until my heart aches, my heart is broken, my heart is broken, my heart is dead, and I no longer believe in the existence of love, but I find that love is always by my side.

15. More of a fear. I am very anxious now, want to give up, swear not to believe in love anymore.

16. I carry love, and he brings marriage. They are destined to combine into a twisted life. I have to admit that I no longer have love and no longer believe in love. Without her, I would have left resolutely long ago, and I couldn't live with it. If there is no if, then you will have to do it against your will.

17. I still remember that year, you used screenshots to piece together the test papers, typed them out overnight and bound them. You were worried that the staples would prick your hands. I sacrificed myself just to make it easier for the person who was as far away as possible to take the exam. Later, you understand that some things will have results if you are not serious and hardworking, and then you no longer believe in love!

18. Don’t lose confidence in love because of other people’s experiences. Don't even stop believing in love because of your past bad luck. Because for everyone, how other people live has no reference value. In the end, life depends on oneself little by little. As long as your lover is still there, love really exists. Take good care of your love and don't give up easily, it's that simple.

19. I hate ambiguity and refuse ambiguity. I have been hurt by the person I like because of it. I no longer believe in love and numb myself. As a result, I have an inexplicable fear of love and fear of the recurrence of the case. Fear of the same thing happening, sensitive nerves, random thoughts, all because of those unbearable past events that once made me lose myself!

20. I think it is better for a person to fall in love three times: once ignorantly, once deeply, and once for a lifetime.

If you talk too much, you will compare and be unable to determine; if you experience too much, you will become numb and no longer believe in love. In the end, you will marry someone you don’t love and you will not be able to love the other person from the heart. If you cope with your daily performance, the other person will complain that you are not caring enough and indifferent. Home, in the end, this failed love will make you live your whole life in regret and make do. What do you think?

21. Copywriting of spiritual books: When people no longer believe in the government, when people no longer believe in love. When cold weather and depression grow together, when Sanmao's suicide and spiritual self-healing in past and present lives are mutually causal, when spiritual books are selling rapidly as the number of frustrated people increases, if you want to rely on more than just Buddha or Christ , you can choose some Zen books or spiritual books.

22. I once said that I no longer believe in love. In fact, love is not that complicated. The person who can make me happy and smile the sweetest, I believe is the right person. I am very grateful for life. There can still be such a person in it.

23. There are mixed types of good men and bad men in the world. The first man some girls fall in love with is a good man, so they fall in love boldly and happily. Even if they meet a bad man again in the future, they believe that they were just unlucky this time. There are also girls who fall in love with a bad man for the first time. From then on, they are afraid of despair and no longer believe in love. Therefore, they never have the possibility of meeting a good man. Zhang Weiwei

24. You still believe in love, but you no longer believe that love has anything to do with you.

Twenty-five. When I grow up, I know too much, no longer believe in love, and no longer easily moved.

26. The funny thing is that everyone no longer believes in love but is always looking for love. People always have feelings to spice up their lives. I need love but I no longer have to have it with him.

27. I was still deceived by the person I trusted the most. I asked for it. I no longer trust anyone, I no longer believe in love, and I don’t want to be a fool anymore. Get out of here, those people and things that make people sad!

28. I no longer believe in love. Maybe this is growth? What is said on the Internet is right. People born in the 90s don’t know who they will be with in the future. Let’s play first.

Twenty-nine, me! I no longer believe in love, I no longer believe in every word you say to me, I only believe in myself, everything I want, only I can give, I pay for myself, I no longer need you!

Thirty. It’s not that I no longer believe in love, but that I have lost the ability to love each other.

Thirty-one, we did the most tacit understanding thing, I will never forget it. I once tried my best to hide myself, vowing that I was dead and no longer believed in love or anyone. Until you showed up and found me. I started to like you and slowly got used to everything about you. Even want to go home. But the result is the same, and I can no longer bear the results of such a process. I don’t want it either.

Thirty-two, if you betray me, I will become a rotten person, a person who no longer has a soul, a person who will never believe in love again, so give me a glass of water that will make me drunk. To see you more clearly, let me open up your heart and see how big the place where I live is.

Thirty-four. It turns out that I just liked it, but it turns out that I have never loved it. Sure enough, love is bullshit. He is ready to fight for love like a saint, but he never intends to unite with you. I didn’t lose to reality, just because I never loved myself. You can only be stupid for love once in your life, and you will no longer believe in love~

35. As long as a person can remember, he no longer believes in love. She will never understand why she is born not to believe in love, so , a past without memory was revealed.

36. I was chatting with a friend the day before yesterday. He never had a girlfriend. I asked him why.

He said in a profound tone, my love died as early as kindergarten! Then he lit a cigarette. I liked girls at the time and one day I bought a few candy bars! She came to me and seemed to want to eat it. I said I would give you one and you asked me to kiss you. She said yes! So I gave her one, but she ran away. From then on, I no longer believe in love!

Thirty-seven. It’s best to fall in love only three times in your life, once for ignorance, once for a lifetime, and once for a lifetime! If you talk too much, you will compare and be unable to determine. If you experience too much, you will become numb and no longer believe in love. You will become a walking dead. In the end, you will marry someone you don’t love and you will not be able to love the other person from the heart. If you deal with your daily performance, the other person will complain that you don’t care enough. and neglect of family. In the end, this failed love will make you live your whole life in regret and make do.

38. Where will you be in the future? I always cry before we meet again. I am afraid that I will use up the best of myself and leave you with a broken heart. I have been waiting for you for so long, and I no longer believe in love. I just choose to believe you.

39. Good love is always the effort of two people, not the compromise of one person. It's just that I don't believe in love anymore, it's all a lie!

Forty. Many people have been hurt by love, so they no longer believe in love. But in fact, these people know love best. Because of the injury, I understand. Because of loss, we should cherish it. Because of betrayal, you will be loyal. They look indifferent, but in fact they have a heart that lacks the most love.