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You can't touch the tiger's ass.

Like a tiger, no one dares to touch its back ―― without being provoked.

Don't touch the tiger's ass

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Harbin northeast tiger

Who says you can't touch a tiger's ass?

Who says we can't touch a tiger's ass?

Daniel and tiger can't touch their asses.

Daniel, "Don't touch the tiger's ass"

This is a common saying.

It's a common saying.

It's dangerous to touch a tiger's ass.

It means it's dangerous to touch a tiger's ass.

Metaphorically, some people are very powerful.

It means that some people are really strong

cannot afford to offend

We shouldn't get in their way.

Han Jia, who says tigers are not to be taunted?

Han Jia, who says we can't block the tiger's way?

Under my Daniel

they

Still have to be good.

Will be tamed by me.

That's it.

Just like this.

That's awesome.

Am I a tough guy?

There is a tiger over there, too. It has a toothache.

There is also a tiger over there. He has a toothache.

Why don't you pull out its tooth?

Why don't you go there and pull out his tooth?

No problem, pulling a tooth out of a tiger's mouth is pulling a tooth out of a tiger.

No problem. Extracting teeth from the tiger's mouth literally means extracting teeth from the tiger's mouth.

Metaphor means doing something very dangerous.

This is a metaphor for doing something very dangerous.

Pull a tooth out of a tiger's mouth ―― Dare to face the greatest danger.

Pull a tooth out of a tiger's mouth

No one can do it except me, Daniel.

Except me.

Daniel and I will take you there today.

Today Daniel and I will

To see a rare animal, the Northeast Tiger.

You are going to see a rare animal, the Northeast Tiger.

Let's see how Daniel bragged.

See how Daniel boasted?

That's right. This is not right.

That's right. number

How can I brag?

I'm not bragging.

Blow or not?

Whether you brag or not,

You'll find out in a moment.

We'll find out soon enough.

go to

Let's go

Han Jia, where is the tiger with toothache?

Han Jia, where is the tiger with toothache?

Don't worry, you'll see it in a minute.

Don't be in such a hurry You will meet him in a moment.

This garden is really big.

What a big garden!

Yes, there are many tigers, too

Yes, there are many tigers there.

There are more than 370 Siberian tigers here.

There are more than 370 Siberian tigers here.

Daniel, look.

Daniel, listen,

There are several tigers coming towards us over there.

There are several tigers over there.

Is coming towards us.

Look at you with envious eyes.

They are staring at you.

Greedy.

It's terrible.

I'm scared.

Staring at you is staring at you.

What Hu Dan means is,

Glare.

Look at it, which means

What Hu Dan means is,

It can be said that someone is up to no good.

Someone has ulterior motives

Staring at you.

Staring at you greedily.

The tiger is staring at us

The tiger glared.

We greedily.

Are you scared?

Are you scared?

Daniel, Daniel, look.

Daniel, Daniel, look,

Tigers prey.

The tiger is pouncing on it

On the prey.

This is the first time I have seen it.

I have never seen this before.

It gives me the willies.

I was scared.

This Siberian tiger is really fierce.

The Siberian tiger is so fierce.

Daniel, why are you sweating?

Daniel, why are you sweating?

Nothing, nothing.

I'm fine.

These tigers are too powerful.

Tigers are too fierce.

Let them return to nature.

We'll send them back

Go to the wild.

So we should cultivate their wildness.

So we must cultivate

Their wildness.

Isn't that releasing the tiger to the mountain?

Isn't it to make the tiger

Back to the wild?

Well said. Then tell me.

That's great. tell me

What does it mean to set the tiger free?

Fang Shanshan means.

To set a tiger free is to set a tiger free.

Fang shan shan, just calm down.

A tiger returned to the mountains,

Metaphor is very dangerous.

Metaphorically speaking, let

An enemy escaped.

The enemy let go.

It is likely to lead to tragedy.

In the future.

That's right.

That's right.

But tigers are not enemies of human beings.

But tigers are not.

The enemy of mankind.

They need human protection.

They need protection.

From humans.

Release the tiger to the mountain-disaster falls from the sky

Fanggui Hushan

Is to let them return to nature

Is to send them back

Go to the wild.

Fang ·hǔ· incarnation gu Xi' an

Let tigers go to the mountains, just to let them go back to the big ones.

Let the tiger return to the mountains

Put it back in its natural habitat.

Han Jia, I remember.

Han Jia, I remember.

This Siberian tiger

Siberian tiger

It needs to hibernate.

Hibernate.

Let's not disturb their sleep.

We'd better not disturb.

Their sleep.

Tigers don't need to hibernate.

Tigers do not hibernate.

And this Siberian tiger is afraid of heat and cold.

In addition, the Northeast Tiger is

Not afraid of heat or cold.

The colder the weather.

The colder the weather,

The more energetic they are.

The more energetic they are.

They eat 20 kilograms of meat a day.

They need to eat 20 kilograms of meat,

Eggs, milk, vitamins

Eggs, milk and vitamins

Every day.

I have a big appetite.

They do eat a lot.

Sometimes they are fed live cattle.

Sometimes we eat live broadcasts.

It's a cow to them.

Live cattle. Isn't that a cow that survived?

Live cattle? isn't it?

Milk tiger's mouth?

Daniel, come and see.

Daniel, come here.

Take a look.

Han Jia, what do you mean by pulling teeth from the jaws of death?

Han Jia, I was just praising you.

I was just bragging.

Extract a tooth from ...

Tiger's mouth.

Give me a break.

Forget it.

Come here, right here.

Come here quickly.

Here it is.

I don't want to go.

I don't want to go.

Daniel, please have a look first.

Daniel, look first.

Attention! Help!

Take care. Help!

A little tiger.

A little tiger?

be

That's right.

You scared me to death just now.

I was so scared just now.

Look at it. It looks majestic and strong.

Look, how cute and energetic he is.

Looking dignified and strong is often used to describe that kind of person now.

Gourd head and brain usually mean

Very cute and simple child.

Lovely and innocent children.

Chubby and cute

Cute and energetic

Audience friends

Dear audience:

This is the artificial breeding base of Siberian tiger.

It is the breeding base of the Northeast Tiger.

You can adopt a little tiger here.

You can adopt a little tiger here.

That's great. I walked home.

That's great. Let's go Let's go home.

How can you bring the tiger home?

No one will take the tiger home.

You can give it a name.

You can give him a name,

Then you can come and see it anytime.

Then you can come and see it at any time.

As for raising

As for parenting,

Let's leave it to the people here

You'd better leave it to the people here.

That makes sense.

You are right.

This is their home.

This is their home.

No, nature is the home of animals.

No, the wild is the home of animals.

Think of it as for Han Jia.

That's right. Han Jia,

In the name of Happy China.

How about adopting a little tiger?

How about adopting a little tiger?

Is for happy China?

That's a good idea.

That's a good idea.

We will play Happy China from now on.

We will have it.

There is a new member.

New member.

Remember, there are many little tigers here.

Remember, there are many little tigers here.

Waiting for your help.

Waiting for your help.

Don't forget our slogan

Don't forget our motto.

Learning Chinese makes friends all over the world.

Learn to speak Chinese and

Make friends everywhere.

bye-bye

Goodbye.

Fear of eyes:

Snow-covered mountain forest

In the snow-covered forest between the mountains

This is the home of the Northeast Tiger.

This is the home of the Northeast Tiger.

They are fierce and energetic when they move.

Whenever they exercise, they are strong, fierce and full of energy.

Quiet and dignified, showing the king's demeanor.

They are awe-inspiring, showing all their majestic postures at rest.

Tiger cubs are even more naughty and lively.

Young tigers show more playfulness and vitality.

The animals and people here.

You can feel unparalleled harmony.

Between animals and humans

Man and nature are so harmonious.

And the relationship between man and nature.