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Sentences suitable for the mood are sent to a circle of friends.

Sentences suitable for sending a friend's mood.

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1, I've decided what to have for breakfast. Please hurry up and try to make it dawn.

2. Do you have any friends who know cars? Please recommend me a hat within 2 million. It's too sunny to ride a bike recently.

3. I am too fragile. I must have been a piece of seaweed in my last life.

Playing games can really make people younger. I played the king just now, and they all called me a pupil.

Don't think it's boring for me to send a circle of friends every day. I am embarrassed. Try it if you don't believe me, and see how heartless I am.

6. Can the stars be considered human if they can't sleep?

7. Come with me. I have a mouth to eat, and you have a bowl brush.

8. Even if I can't get your person, I will get your expression pack!

9. Life is not only short, but also long.

10, when reality raises its hand and slaps you, you should give it a high five.

1 1. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

12, mom said: even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you.

13, pretending to be a city person, now the earth is called a village.

14 I'll give you a pair of scissors when your hair grows to your waist.

15, I won't be out of tune, I just like singing my own songs.

16, why are you sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

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17, the hero does not ask the source, but loves to find me.

18, if you have time to worry about what you love, it is better to think more about how to get rid of poverty and become rich.

19, I suggest you like me. I'll reply soon.

20. You don't have to come across the ocean to see me. Just give me your savings for half a year.

2 1, two people's weight is not an order of magnitude, how can they be friends and can't play on the seesaw.

22. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

You will never grow up unless you try to do something beyond your ability.

24. God, can you save the rain that will rain these days and give it back to me during military training!

25. I understand everything, but I can't help looking back when I hear others calling for beauty.

26. When you step into the society, you will find that you can't spell your parents, but only Pinduoduo.

No matter how far apart we are, our concern for you will never change.

Every time I give lessons to the Buddha's feet, the Buddha always kicks me hard.

29. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.

30. Mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 140 is hard to get.

3 1. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos: take only one selfie out of 3,000.

32. Happiness is that although you didn't listen in class, you found that the listener didn't understand.

Humorous articles:

Don't come to me for nothing, let alone say anything.

There are two main points in being a man: don't let yourself down and don't wronged others.

35. Some people are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but I am different. I fry and cook everything.

Please continue to shake hands with the world and your past self with great interest.

Swearing is just my emotional auxiliary word, which has nothing to do with my quality.

Seeing this sentence, the person you like will like you more.

39. You can earn more if you have no money. If something is off the shelf, it's really gone.

40. I have a priceless car. Its name is shopping cart.

4 1, last year's clothes are no longer worthy of this year's temperament.

42. I don't want to go to work for 30 days in a month.

43. I have confirmed my eyes that I am a socialist overtime worker.

44. The extra classes I attend now are the debt I owe for skipping classes.

45. I want to work overtime quietly and surprise everyone.

46. Beauty only speaks half, I don't know.

47. Staying up late is not good for your health. It is recommended to stay up late.

48. Children make choices, and we adults do things that cows and horses can't finish.

49. In order to let my boss live the life he wants, I get up in sub-zero weather.

50. Make ordinary life more romantic.