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Cupid’s classic sentences about Cupid’s personality

1. I chased and chased with Cupid’s arrows, and you flew and flew wearing a bulletproof vest

2. Forgive me for giving your mobile phone number to a stranger, his name is Cupid , he wants to help me tell you: My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart is waiting for you.

3. I chase and chase with Cupid’s arrows, and you wear a bulletproof vest and fly.

4. Don’t expect the arrows in Cupid’s hand. Children always make mistakes. ;Don't count on the thread in Yue Lao'er's hand, the old man is always dazzled.

5. How can you have love and refuse to be hurt at the same time? Don’t forget, Cupid shoots arrows, not roses.

6. I chase and chase Cupid’s arrow, while you fly and fly wearing a bulletproof vest.

7. Use thousands of sweet words to form a bunch of Cupid’s swords, and serve as a route towards your heart, shooting straight into your heart without hesitation, igniting the flame of love in your heart, and drawing a picture. A warm and romantic cover, my love for you is like the first time I saw you!

8. God, ask Cupid if he broke my arrow.

9. Cupid: Who told you to get lost?

10. Why does Cupid shoot his arrow in the heart? It is to remind us that true love sometimes hurts.

11. Cupid always loves to shoot arrows because his wife always complains about him. The ejaculation is inaccurate; Mr. Yue likes to pull the red thread because his wife always likes to knit him red sweaters; I always send you text messages because I always think about you!

12. How can I own How to love but refuse to be hurt at the same time? Remember, Cupid shoots arrows, not roses.

13. Why does Cupid’s arrow hit the heart? It is to remind us that even true love can sometimes get hurt.

14. Believe in love and believe in Cupid, he will not shoot randomly. Last year our zodiac signs matched each other, but this year our five elements are in conflict with each other. If you are lonely, I am still here, and I still love you secretly. Don’t kick me thousands of miles away and make me invincible in the East.

15. How can you have love and refuse to be hurt at the same time? Don’t forget, Cupid shoots arrows, not roses.

16. I chase you with Cupid’s arrows, wear a bulletproof vest and fly away

17. How can you have love and refuse to get hurt at the same time? Don’t forget the arrows shot by Cupid It’s an arrow, not a rose

18. How can you have love and refuse to be hurt at the same time? Don’t forget that Cupid shoots arrows, not roses.

19. How can you have love and refuse to be hurt at the same time? Remember, Cupid shoots arrows, not roses.

20. Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He wants to help me tell you; my heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart is waiting for you!

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21. Death by the enemy's sword is painful; dying by an unknown hidden weapon is painful; dying by a serious disease is painful; dying by an unprovoked accident is painful; and dying by Cupid's sword is happy; Hey, I'm in love with you, you must be very happy!

22. I am the arrow from the string, and you are the center of the target. I hope my sharp arrow can pierce your heart! Don't wait any longer , because Cupid has been killed by me.

23. How can you have love and refuse to be hurt at the same time? Don’t forget, Cupid shoots arrows, not roses.

24. How is it possible to have love and refuse to be hurt at the same time? Don’t forget that Cupid shoots arrows, not roses, haha! ~

25. I am who I am. I never hide my sadness, and I don’t have to show my happiness to anyone. Those who love me stay, others please go away.

26. Cupid’s sadness is that he can help others find the person they like but cannot find the person they like.

27. Is our love a game arranged by Cupid or is it just an old man’s stupidity? I can’t tell the difference. You said you feel telepathy when you lean on my shoulder. It’s hard to explain and it doesn’t sound like a dream.

28. Today, the Chinese Valentine’s Day, Yue Lao has prepared enough red ropes and plans to pull them wildly. Cupid has prepared enough. Golden Arrow wanted to shoot wildly. Don’t say I didn’t remind you, hurry up and find your true love! Those who have found it will be happy for a lifetime!

29. Forgive me for giving your mobile phone number to a stranger, his name is Cupid, and asking him to help me tell you: My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart is waiting for you.

30. Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He wants to tell you for me; my heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart is waiting for you

31. When school starts, you should study seriously and don’t play around. Do you know why Cupid shoots an arrow in your heart? Because we need to know that loving someone will hurt very much

32. My love for you can be learned from heaven and earth, and can be seen by the sun and the moon. For you, I am not afraid of being hit by love; for you, I am willing to fall in love; for you, I am willing to be pierced by Cupid's arrow. Baby, I love you!

33. Don’t be eye-catching, don’t make a fuss, and don’t force yourself. Be a person who lags behind the times and gaze into people’s hearts. Chai Jing

34. If you meet, don’t say separation easily. Cupid’s arrow of love does not fall casually.

35. Cupid legend: One arrow piercing the heart represents love at first sight, two arrows piercing the heart represents consensual consent, and three arrows represent three lifetimes of good fortune. . . I will fire thousands of arrows at you. . . Baby, just wait until you become a hedgehog!

36. I tied ten thousand lies into a bunch of coquettish eyes and shot them at you. You fell in a pool of blood, your body riddled with Cupid's bullets.

37. I shot you with Cupid’s arrow, hit you with sweet stones; chopped you with love’s knife, gnawed you with lovesick mouth; scratched you with warm little claws I want to harass you with text messages of blessing. Haha, be happy, come on, I'll wait for you!

38. I put ten thousand oaths in a machine gun and fired at you. You fell in a pool of blood, covered with Cupid’s bullets!

39. Why did Cupid’s arrows Shot on the Heart is meant to remind us that true love sometimes hurts.

40. I chase and chase you with Cupid’s arrows, and you fly and fly with your bulletproof vest on

41. I chase and chase you with Cupid’s arrows, and you fly with your bulletproof vest.

42. On Chinese Valentine's Day, tell your true feelings to the Queen Mother, who orders us to stay together for a lifetime; tell the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl about your love, and they wish us eternity; tell the story to Cupid, and Cupid will convey: Loving you is not a promise, It's an oath.

43. I used 10,000 lies to form a coquettish eye and shot it at you. You ended up in a pool of blood, with your body riddled with Cupid’s bullets.