Urgent for a complete four-person sketch script about emotional control

The sketch script of noisy little couple (new edition)

It was a drizzly afternoon in the living room of a family.

figure

Xiao Hang (husband): White-collar worker of * * Company, 28 years old.

Xiao Xin (wife): * * Company employee, 25 years old.

Manager (voiceover): Manager of * * Company, aged 35.

Scene-in a living room, at 8 o'clock on Friday night in spring, in an apartment in a residential area.

Entering the room, a blue door leads to the stairs. Entering the room, there is a glove box and a trash can. In the center of the room is a sofa. In front of the sofa is a coffee table.

There is a vertical bookshelf and a pot of ground green plants at the door of the bedroom. Simple and clean living room.

Xiao Xin sat on the sofa and made a phone call: "It took so long to go on a business trip! Now the phone is still turned off! There must be a ghost! I don't know where to fool around! I am so angry. "

Gas around, stamping, "hum! Let me stay at home alone, why! I want to go out, too. "

I called Xiao Xin: "Hello! Wei! ... the victim's cell phone was turned off ... boring. Hmm! Ok, be sure to buy the skirt you didn't buy last time! All right. 88.."

Hung up the phone, picked up my coat and planned to go out, and found that the coat was too dirty "... too dirty, wasn't it ... I had to change it",

So, I put down my coat, went into the house, moved all my clothes out and put them on the sofa, and began to choose. All right, all right, that's it. So I put on my coat and went out.

Xiao Hang struggled at the door, gently opened the door, lowered his head and went in. When he looked up, he found that the house was in chaos: What a mess! The wife is angry and wants to run away from home? ! . No ... no ... it's better to take the initiative. "

Xiao Hang picked up the washboard in the room, walked to the door of the back room and knelt down. "Wife, something happened in the company, so I'm late, really!"

When I found that there was no response, I stood up quietly, went over and put my head in, and found that my wife was not there. "Ah! No one? What about the wife? ..... No matter, bring the clothes in first, how can you let your wife go! "

So he picked up his clothes and went into the house

Xiao Xin appeared, "I just went out and was splashed with water. What bad luck! " Take the door, take off your coat, "hey! Where are my clothes? It was here just now! Are there thieves in the house? But who would steal my clothes? Pervert! !

Xiao Hang (hearing voices, pushing the door open): Grandma, my wife is back. ! (closes the door)

Xiao Xin heard the door opening, so she was very scared. She picked up the broom and walked over carefully. Xiao Hang quietly opened the door and found his wife out. "Is it wrong?" At this moment, Xiao Xin picked up a broom and walked to "Ah. My wife is me! "

Xiao Xin (throwing away the broom and returning to the sofa): You are sick! Pretend to be a pervert and scare me! Psycho!

Xiao Xin is sitting on the sofa. "Come here."

Xiao Hang sat down, and Xiao Xin said, "Be lenient in confession and strict in resistance",

Xiao Hang: "I confess, I am lenient."

Xiao Xin: "Well, reflective attitude is good. If this continues, we can consider leniency. Ok, let me ask you, why are you on a business trip for so long? ! "

Xiao Hang: "Because things are not done well, it is difficult for a shareholder to do it."

Xiao Xin: "Really?"

Xiao Hang: "Really!"

Xiao Xin: "So that's it!"

Xiao Hang: "Yes, I tell you, that shareholder is really."

Xiao Xin: "You treat me like a three-year-old child. Who will believe this bad reason? " ! Okay. You don't repent, do you? Who told you to sit down! Stand up for me. ! "

Xiao Hang stood up. Xiao Xin said, "I'll ask you again, then why did you turn off your cell phone?"

Xiao Hang: "Oh, that's because my mobile phone accidentally fell from the height of 1.8 meters that day, and the electric plates spilled everywhere. I picked it up and found it was not beyond recognition. However, it has never been turned on again. Oh, no! "

Xiao Xin: "Yes! When you lie, your face doesn't turn red and your heart doesn't jump. You still won't admit it, right? You don't have to stand, just kneel down, consciously! "

Xiao Hang picked up the washboard and knelt down.

Xiao Xin: "It seems that you are not going to talk about it today, are you? Very good! You can live like this tonight. "

Xiao Hang: "Ah ..."

Xiao Xin: "Ah what! When dealing with dishonest people, we must use dishonest methods! I am a very democratic person with clear rewards and punishments. If you behave well, you can consider not letting you spend the night on the washboard. "

Xiao Hang: "Really!"

Xiao Xin: "Sleep with the washboard!"

Xiao Xin turned on the TV and began to watch it.

The cold air will stay away from our city from tonight, and it is expected that the rain will stop tonight. )

Xiao Hang: It will be sunny tomorrow! Great. Let's go to my hometown together and visit my mother.

Xiao Xin: Your hometown? I'm not going! Besides, I have an appointment with my friends to go for an outing tomorrow!

Xiao Hang: Don't say that. How beautiful the countryside is. My mother says the air in the country is good and the streams are sweet and beautiful.

Xiao Xin: Oh! How nice the countryside is!

Xiao Hang: That's it! The countryside is beautiful.

Xiao Xin: I see! Then go back, I won't stop you!

Xiao Xin (wringing his voice): Hmm ... hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.)! ! Water! Why are you so slow? Do you still want leniency?

Xiao Hang: You didn't tell me to kneel!

Xiao Hang went to the front of the cupboard, poured a glass of water and handed it to her.

Xiao Xin:! . You clean my house! It is true that you haven't come back for so many days. Come on!

Xiao Xin: Hello! I'm not allowed to watch TV, so I want to read magazines! Magazine!

Xiao Xin casually pointed to it, and Xiao Hang brought the book.

Xiao Xin: That's not it. ! It is the one on the left.

Xiao Hang went back and revised the book.

Xiao Xin: No! How can you be so stupid! That, that!

Xiao Hang held back and changed to another book. Xiao Xin shook his head and said, "Bring them all!" ! I choose! foolish

Xiao Hang said, and sat down and turned on the TV and watched it. When Xiao Xin saw it, he immediately turned off the TV.

Xiao Xin: What a quick sweep!

Xiao Hang: Almost!

Xiao Xin: Almost! Who are you kidding?

Xiao Hang continues to clean up.

Xiao Xin: How sour! Help me press my shoulder!

Xiao Hang: I'm cleaning! Not available at this time.

Xiao Xin: Press it for me! You can't clean and massage at the same time!

So Xiao Hang helped Xiao Xin press his shoulder.

Xiao Xin: Point up! Right, right, right ... lower ... left, right ... why are you so light? You didn't eat! .. ah! What are you doing so heavy? You want to kill me! Don't press it! Don't press it! Really, what do you want today (this sketch script comes from the cartoon www.pangdan.com of Fat Egg)? Say it! Say it! You are serious, aren't you? All right, all right! ! You kneel on the balcony and rub the washboard!

Xiao Hang: Ah! Balcony No, what a pity!

Xiao Xin: What are you afraid of? Nobody saw it!

Xiao Hang came into the room with a washboard.

(ding! The telephone rang. ) Xiao Xin got a phone call.

Xiao Xin: Hello!

Manager: Excuse me, is this the pilot?

Xiao Xin: Oh, yes! Why are you looking for him? He knelt on the washboard! Let me know if there's anything.

Manager: Oh, I see, ah! Kneeling and rubbing the washboard ... what is this? He is a good man.

Xiao Xin: What's wrong with you? ?

Manager: Oh, that's right. It happened that the company had some difficulties these days. It's Xiao Hang, who has been waiting at the door of that shareholder's house to help our company convince the biggest shareholder. Finally, the company is back to normal! The company decided to promote him. And gave him a bonus of 5000 yuan!

Xiao Xin: Oh ... Oh. . I see. I see. Thanks to the manager.

Manager: Yes, I want to thank her. See you later.

Xiao Hang: As it turns out, I was wrong about him and unreasonable.

Xiao Xin (opens the door) What are you still doing there? Come here.

Xiao Xin (pushes open the door and walks over): Left! Small air sat down, "why, closer. Why are you afraid of me? "

Xiao Xin (pulls Xiao Hang onto the sofa): Honey, your manager just called, and I know all about it. Sorry, it's me. ....

Xiao Hang: I finally know. Hum! But I'm angry. Either you promise me three contracts.

Xiao Xin: OK, OK, OK.

Xiao Hang: First of all, don't treat me badly. Be gentle.

Xiao Xin: OK.

Xiao Hang: Second, don't get me wrong. Be considerate.

Xiao Xin: OK.

Xiao Hang: The third ... and the most important. Housework should be shared equally and fairly in the future.

Xiao Xin: OK! I will definitely develop into a good wife and mother in the future.

Xiao Xin (walks to the back): Are you tired? Let me press it for you. Comfortable.

Xiao Hang (laughs): Comfortable, really comfortable! .

Xiao Xin: Then take away the bonus.

Xiao Hang: What a nice reward!

Xiao Xin: Play dumb! Take it out! .

Xiao Hang wants money: So. .

Xiao Xin counted the money.

(ding! Xiao Xin's cell phone rang. ) look at the phone.

Xiao Xin: That's right. I have an appointment with Wei! It's over.

Xiao Hang: Huh? ...

Xiao Xin: Let's go. Let's go together.

Xiao Hang: Where to!

Xiao Xin: Go and buy you a mobile phone!

Xiao Hang: I can use this mobile phone without repairing it.

Xiao Xin: There is so much nonsense. I'll buy you one. It won't break this time! Let's go

Xiao Xin pulled Xiao Hang out of the house.

final result

Author: Zhang Yu