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?What are some humorous things to say about posting bills?

1. The most anticipated thing at this time of year is to see the Alipay bill.

2. The first shock and refreshing thing of 2020 is my bill.

3. I am just a poor common man, where does this money come from.

4. This year is heart-wrenching. No wonder I can’t pay back the money I spent. I spent more than I earned. Who gave me the courage?

5. I hope that in 2020, I can break through 200. I hope that all my expenses will become my savings.

6. Alipay unknowingly wiped out a bathroom in Shenzhen. Where did I get the money? Why does Alipay make people think that everyone is a rich woman.

7. My annual salary is not that much, why do I spend so much?

8. I work hard to steal energy every day, but money can’t compare. I can still count the steps and plant trees. And where do I get so much money? Why do I spend so much money? I Where did the money go? Who did I transfer the red envelope to? The Alipay bill gave me multiple doubts.

9. Every New Year’s question, where do I get so much money? How do I spend it? It comes from a good family man who loves to learn.

10. When searching for annual bills in Alipay, it will pop up. It’s that time of year again, where do I get so much money?

11. Alipay must have made a mistake. The clothes are obviously old from last year, but I don’t remember buying them.