A selection of 8 self-deprecating words

1. Brother Green Arrow and Brother Huang Arrow were walking when they suddenly saw Sister Yida. As a result, Sister Dev chewed them and gave birth to Hyun Mai.

2. You are not the only woman in the world, but there is only one woman like you.

3. I'm not RMB. How can everyone like me?

4. I lied to myself about everything, but I just refused to come out of that memory.

5. Love that is often hard to remember, usually, has no good result.

6. If you are sad enough, you will stand up by yourself. It will make others feel sick if you watch too much.

7. Sometimes it is more difficult for you to get through a person's phone than to get through the second pulse of Ren Du.

8. Gradually, you begin to understand that you live by yourself.

9. There are fewer people holding grandma across the street, but more people holding * * across the street.

1. I am dead and have something to burn. Small things evoke souls, big things dig graves. Really miss me, come down with me. If you meet the line, it is purely a corpse!

11. A good horse doesn't eat grass when he turns back, because there is no grass when he turns back.

12. Men make promises to women, just like women say they want to lose weight, but it is often difficult to do so.

13. There is always a casual shadow, which is the dream you have been trying to achieve all your life.

14. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock?

15. Half of my life is unlucky, and the other half is dealing with unlucky things.

16. I can't do that kind of action. It's ugly. Wow, it's so big. I brought a single-barrel ~~

17. You told me to roll, and I rolled. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, I rolled away

18. At night without orangutans, I used monkeys to attract you.

19. After breaking up, I don't expect anything. I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one?

2. I used a little trick to double my chances of winning the lottery. Buy two lottery tickets!

21. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

22. I smiled at that. He said, That's what I want to tell you.

23. Don't blame me for being too crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

24. I hate people who are hot and cold to me. Is it because no one is with you that you think of me?

25. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa?

26. I used to take beautiful pictures, but now I'm getting uglier and uglier. Colleagues said faintly: Now the pixels are getting higher and higher.

27. Looking back suddenly, the man beside me stood at the stairs with soy milk.

28, military training, heatstroke, people fell down, bought medicine, out of stock. I smiled.

29. Men like obedient women, but if men like a woman, they will unconsciously listen to her.

3. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

31. It is implicated in our happiness and happiness. This is what we really cherish.

32. The faded scenery is just a cursory look.

33. Why do girls have such a low status? When I was young, I entered my father's account, and when I grew up, I entered my husband's account, just like transferring money!

34. Maturity is not that the heart grows old, but that the tears are rolling in the eyes but you still smile

35. Mom said that he is not suitable for you, I said that I like him, and then I dumped him. Because I listened to my mother's words. 36. Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder, and pee it out, so that loneliness can be spilled all over the floor!

37. I have done two things wrong in my life, one is to be born, and the other is to live.

38, I said: Because this is the only time I can vent! Ah ha ha?

39. Having written here, what else should I write? No idea?

4. I am a humble sand who walks with the wind. I am sophisticated and complicated.

41. Men are used to rely on, so be reliable. Women are meant to love, so be cute.

42. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like a woman's appearance.

43. A parting sentence said that my stomach hurts.

44. Whenever I cry my heart out for you, you always laugh heartlessly beside me.

45. As far as I'm concerned, I'm a hooligan after my education!

46. I would rather have an enemy like a god than a friend like a dog.

47. I don't want to stay here, but I have my own place to stay. I don't leave you anywhere, and I go home to do housework.

48. We are not afraid of teachers, but we are afraid of teachers calling parents.

49. Run with tears in your eyes and fall down beautifully.

5. The person who holds you in the palm of his hand will crush you at the foot of Wuxing Mountain one day.

51. The heaviest topic among men is talking about their women.

52. The coast of 8, meters is seven centimeters blue. Who cares if your heart is as deep as the sea?

53. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more unimaginable the consequences will be.

54. Ah! Please stay, benefactor. Girl, I squeezed the milk and counted, and I hit the milk shortage ~

55. I'm going to have a haircut, and my neck is twisted when I left my bangs.

56. The pale face is illuminated by dim light, and your leaving figure remains in scarlet eyes

57. Don't be infatuated with me, because I'm just a legend. Don't be infatuated with elder sister, who will make you vomit blood after removing makeup.

58. How dare you curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets? I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning packets.

59. Your story is like a short story in a campus magazine. It won't last

6. Hit all the soy sauce in the world and make others jealous.

61. Since time can't go back, why can't we work hard for the future ~

62. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, and I can't tell you so many things you like to hear.

63. Worship heaven and earth, worship Gaotang, and worship yourself, okay? Sent to the examination room?

64. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have one knife.

65. Don't say that Big Wolf hasn't eaten mutton for five years. Since 194, neither cats nor mice have eaten mice.

66. What RMB should do is to take the path of USD, so that USD has no way out.

67, don't discharge to elder brother, sister-in-law there is a caller ID!

68. Happiness is not just talk, and love is not just talk.

69. Without tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, there is no future.

7. The hearts of employers and employees are also made of meat. You think it is stainless steel and waterproof.

71. Women should be domineering and say: I am a man. Who am I afraid of?

72. It's not him that I can't forget, but my feelings for him.

73. Amulet for official protection: Eat and drink, accept gifts, take bribes, be fond of the new and never tire of the old, and have a good time.

74. I am a civilized person, and all the dirty words have been disinfected with saliva.

75. If you hold people's hands short, you would have been paraplegic.

76. I thought I was decadent. Today, I realized that my morning paper was scrapped.

77. Rain God, come to my house quickly and give us a heavy rain.

78. I should be a person with status. I should be a strong person. I should be a person, not a tramp as I am now.

79. Young girls are precious, but young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, they can both be thrown.

8. I heard that on Qixi Day, 35? Well, it's so hot that you're one-on-one