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Laugh at your stupid sentences and call you stupid and mean.

This time, I carefully sorted out the sentences that laugh at myself and the sentences that say I am stupid, hoping to help everyone. Let's read it together. More and better sentences about paying attention to "Little Bai Tong". com”。

Say your stupid words:

1. I'm not afraid that others will call you stupid, but I'm afraid that you feel stupid.

It doesn't matter if you call me stupid, because it's my choice.

On the fourth day of learning to drive, I felt stupid, had no confidence and collapsed. ......

I often feel stupid and not smart. So, I have to tell myself that I am a stupid bird.

I feel so stupid, I can't answer when others talk to me, and I'm slow and brainless.

6. I feel stupid Everything others say feels like they're making fun of me. I can't do anything well. I don't know what to do now.

7. Because you are single, you are always ready to die for love. It is ridiculous to forget that person and not see that you are stupid.

8. Girls who are a little neurotic and claim to be stupid are generally cute.

9. I have a stupid mouth and learn from others.

10. I suddenly found that my mouth was stupid. If I can use these sentences freely, I may save a lot of unhappiness for someone.

1 1. Everyone says I'm stupid, but it's a good thing I know.

12. I feel stupid. I always do things slower than others. I speak too honestly and feel inferior.

Self-deprecating stupid and mean sentences:

1, since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on my head anymore.

If you walk on an endless road, you can't turn back.

Hide in the corner and watch you sing him the song I wrote for you.

After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You have a pile, I have a pile, no one knows who it is, and they all have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

5. Look at your space with wasted time, and I will always be passionate.

6. A lonely shadow accompanies its owner. Who can accompany me?

7, sharp, but can't break up. Where should I go?

8. I give my heart to the moon, and the moon shines on the ditch.

9, silly people, silly moved, let me silly love once.

10, people are cheap for life, pigs are cheap for a knife, you waste air when you live, land when you die, and RMB at home. You don't learn so many weapons in China, but you prefer to learn swords. Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, the realm of man and sword is achieved-swordsman.

1 1. You want to keep her by hook or by crook. Have you ever thought about me?

12, the representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.

13, you were still an egg when I became a swan!

14, gorgeous cars roared past, leaving only mud.

15, I have been reluctant to believe some gossip about you.

16, I am fidgety and my head is blank. The melody of music may comfort me.

17. Maple leaves fall on my toes and make me want to cry. Let me have a good cry. The remnant leaves fall, and the fate is exhausted.

18, give you a sword fairy. If you don't do it, give you a sword god. You don't want to cry and ask me to be your "knight errant".

19, a moment that should last forever, had come and gone before I knew it.

20. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.