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There are only a few expressions on her face when taking pictures. I can't laugh. It's true. It's true that I don't smile well.

As long as you get out of his bed, your value will depreciate.

The internet speed is not strong, whoever is angry is angry!

After returning from the army, I am full of confusion and fear about my present life.

You have money, you have ideas, but I won't talk to you two. "

I long for the sun to shine into the window one day, and then I will laugh like a child.

Poor faith. Not enough to support the bright sunshine.

The world is so high that it should not be calm. "

Russia is a madman, obsessed with the world he created.

Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry to have wronged you by following me.

Say sorry to myself, I haven't learned to love myself these years.

No one thinks highly of me today, but one day. I want people who look down on me never to get up.

They say mint water can refresh you. Be careful, sister. This bottle of mint water will make you feel cool.

Why do you talk nonsense more than Hunan TV commercials?

Thank you for giving me the courage to delete everything about you.

Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

Put on a mask and smile, who can see whose face.

Life is a word, insatiable.

What I like most is that there are other ladies in his court, 3,000 rare beauties, but his love for 3,000 women is concentrated on one person.

Once the ocean dries up, the rocks break. After all, it's not worth a good reunion.

Exclusive to Russia, men go far.

Were there any classmates who went to school when I was a child? When they get ready for bed in the morning, they hope there will be a storm outside ... so they don't have to go to school.

Learn to bend over. Squat down and jump higher!

Doing nothing will really burn this real society to waste. No use value! !

You can knock me down hard, but don't try to beg for mercy &

How many men talk about quitting smoking and still have cigarettes in their hands.

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going

Ideals, like underwear, should be there, but you can't tell people that you have them!

Youth should not be squandered.

Youth should not be squandered. Love is like this for me, just like my illusory life, and the last debt I can't afford. ...

2. When I was a child, plus two or three years when I just entered youth, it was the richest, most beautiful and most belonging period in my life; It unconsciously determines the whole future. Aleksandr Herzen

3. My youth is like a faded stamp. I think about our watery days, how things have changed in the past, how the past was flooded for ten days and missed the moon, and how time flies in the future. I can't carry this thin stamp. It's the heavy vicissitudes that make me worthless. Recalling the past, I am also sentimental about the past.

Youth is beautiful, and wasting it is a crime. -Bernard Shaw

Everyone has his own youth. Youth is like a symphony, playing a colorful life; Youth is like a script, which plays a colorful life; Youth is like life, let us flourish.

We can't live in youth without regrets, but we should live in youth with peace of mind.

7. No generation of young people is easy. What is youth if there is no struggle, no struggle, no hope and no despair? Love your present time, the past is over, what power is there? The future hasn't come yet. What are you worried about? Leave tomorrow's work until tomorrow.

8. Only by believing in yourself can others definitely believe in you.

9. If Heaven wants to be a great man, you must first suffer his mind, his bones and muscles, starve his body, empty his body and confuse his actions.

10. Youth is silent, but full of vitality. Flowers are silent, but they are fragrant. The spring rain is silent, but it moistens the earth.

1 1. Youth is not only praise, but also the source of having a mission and fighting for it. Because the aura of life gives the trampled body a new soul; Because of the brilliance of youth, dancing thoughts converge into a tragic elegy.

12. It seems like yesterday's past, and I don't know how much joy it has carried us. When we were young, those who were once closest were no longer within our reach. At that time, we have become a landscape in each other's lives.

13. Youth can be said to spread our whole body and mind, but also beautify everything in front of us with the joy of life. -Rousseau

14. Just as hometown is used for memory, youth is used for memory. When you cherish it, it is worthless. Only when it is tired can you look back and everything will be fine. Those who loved us and those who hurt us are the beneficiaries of our youth.

15. Any new thing is just a seedling at the beginning, and all new things are valuable, because in this new seedling, there is infinite vitality, growing into a giant and growing into strength.

16. Youth is a time to cultivate habits, hopes and beliefs. -Ruskin

17. The first meaning of youth is the freedom to shout and be silent, that is, the freedom to say yes or no to everything. The other is to ignore the meaning of everything, including the meaning of youth, because that is the essence of youth. The saddest thing in life is to give you wings but not let you fly. As long as your heart is free, you are free everywhere.

18. No matter how many times you fail, you must face life and be full of hope.

19. I hope I can't hang a long rope in the sky, it's the day to fly west. (Xin Qiji)

20. The world doesn't revolve around you. If you want to shine, you have to struggle.

Youth should not be squandered. Youth is the happiest time in life, but this kind of happiness is often entirely because it is full of hope. -Carlisle

22. Whoever idles away his life is equal to leaving gold without buying anything.

23. Try your best to defeat the strongest enemy.

24. Youth is the best time in life. -Hegel

25. All the sadness is over. As time goes by, you will find that you are much happier than you think.

26. The most terrible thing for a person is not failure, but that he can't see the sunshine in the shadow of failure.

27. Youth is a bag of sunflower seeds, symbolizing sunshine. If you sow them now, you will reap in the future. Those flowers are full of youth.

28. Treat the future with confidence and don't demand the past; A thousand drops of sweat and a hundred thousand drops of love.

29. I miss you like wine. I get drunk when I drink it. When I am drunk, I read this sad moonlight with all my enthusiasm. So, the moon is drunk, the night is drunk, and I am drunk.

30. The days related to youth look interesting, but they also remind me of the good times when I was young. Youth is beautiful, but it is also short-lived.

3 1. Youth can be purple. It is a mature color, just like wisteria, never give up. In youth, we no longer hide in the arms of our parents, listen to their coaxing, and let tears become our own patents. We began to learn to be independent and strong step by step.

32. I know I am not a good recorder, but I like to look back on the road I have traveled more than anyone else. I not only looked back, but also rushed forward angrily.

33. Pay attention to youth, and the wind and frost will not change. Li Longji

34. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide. It always slips through my fingers inadvertently, reaching for it and catching only the air. Climbing slowly on the fence covered with vines of youth, looking back, are scattered notes, which have been thoughtfully run over by memory and rolled up by the wind. The sky is high and the clouds are light, and only a few white clouds wander in the sky, stuffing the precipitation of youth into the gap of time. Time rolls up everything that is too pure, but it is as plain as boiled water.

35 .. Sometimes, you give up on someone, not because you no longer care. But because you realize that ta doesn't care.

36. Baishi tamed the sea with a strong heart and went to Qian Shan with youthful heroism. -Lin

37. The place where chaos is produced is also the place where tranquility is produced. Through wisdom, where there is chaos, there is peace.

38. You people born today, you young people, it's your turn now! Keep your feet firmly on us and move forward. I hope you are greater and happier than us.

39. This society is unfair. Don't complain, because it's useless People always make progress in reflection!

40. A person can't bring confidence to others unless he has confidence; Only the persuaded can convince others.

Required reading for boys: 14 female quota. Don't misunderstand.

1. If you tell a girl that you like it and she refuses, it doesn't mean that she doesn't like you. Maybe she is shy or wants to see your sincerity.

She agreed, which doesn't mean she is casual, but because she likes you, too, and is waiting for you to speak.

If a girl likes you, you should know how you feel. If you like her, stay with him, but don't step on a boat to play with her feelings, it's not worth the candle;

If you don't like her, don't promise her just because you are bored or indifferent, so you will hurt her and even yourself.

She is willful and even unreasonable to you. It is not that she is really unreasonable, but that she wants to spoil you, let you coax her, and make her feel spoiled. You know, she did it because she trusted you, depended on you and cared about you.

4. Just because she doesn't send messages or call you doesn't mean that she doesn't care about you or miss you. She just wants you to take the initiative to find her, so that she can feel that you care about her and think of her at the first time.

She gave you something on some festivals, saying that she bought it casually. You must thank her, because she spent a lot of time preparing it, and it doesn't matter if you just pretend you don't like it.

6. If she praises or looks at other boys in front of you, it is not that she has changed her mind, but that she wants you to be jealous of her and know how important her position is in your heart.

7. If she is unhappy, you don't have to buy her anything or comfort her by saying many things that you don't even understand. As long as you hold her and let her feel your presence and your temperature, she will feel inexplicably comfortable.

8. If you have frequent contact with other members of the opposite sex, she will know. Although she pretends not to care on the surface, in fact, she is very sour inside, just don't want to show it, for fear that you will call her neurotic and unreasonable, and then start quarreling.

9. You are very kind to her. She is not as happy as you think. It's not that she doesn't feel your kindness, but that she doesn't know how to express it, but she must have been moved by your kindness.

10. If you find that she is cheating you on purpose, it is a white lie, because she is afraid that the brighter she is, the darker she will make you misunderstand. You have to trust her. She loves you and doesn't want you to get hurt.

1 1. If you have an argument, she will still cry. It's not that she wants to cheat and make trouble unreasonably, but that she has compromised. If you try to coax her, she will obey you (reasonably).

12. She doesn't ask about your past, not because she doesn't want to know, but because she is afraid that you haven't completely let go, because you can face your past calmly, then you will definitely tell her.

13. If she always compares herself with the girls you have dated in the past, you must never think that she cares about your past, but that she is not confident enough about herself. You should tell her how much you love her and reassure her.

14. When you ask her what she wants to eat or where to go, she says anything, not perfunctory, but trying to accommodate you and let you decide.

Old love is replaced by new love, so laugh at yourself.

1, old love is replaced by new love, laughing at yourself.

I am not brave, but I am stubborn.

The promise you gave me turned out to be the biggest harm you gave me.

4, listening to others tell their own pain, in fact, they hurt more than anyone else.

5. Look back when you are tired. I will always be by your side.

6. Time flies, I only remember the last time and the first time.

7. Those wounds left by the past need time to rest quietly.

8. It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up the person you love.

9. The distance is really not beautiful. I am a person who is afraid of loneliness.

10, the dragon subverts the whole world of music, and no one will hurt the heart of music.

1 1. You think I don't care.

12, I rejected everyone's ambiguity, just waiting for your uncertain future.

13, look back when you are tired, I am always by your side.

14, the dragon subverts the whole world of music, and no one will hurt the heart of music.

15, I just long for a love that never lies.

16, I've been here all the time, with a full smile and no grievances at all.

17, the distance is really not beautiful, I am a person who is afraid of loneliness.

18, I really want to fall in love. I love my heart, and I love it vigorously.

19, time flies, I only remember the last one and the first one.

20. It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up the person you love.

2 1, my expression is not much, my heart doesn't hurt, I just don't understand what the world is busy with.

22. Those wounds left by the past need time to rest quietly.

23. Don't use caring as an excuse to force others to express their sadness.

24. Even my thoughts have become routine and perfunctory.

25. Love doesn't have the best of both worlds, only both lose.

26. What I love doesn't belong to me after all, and it's not me who will accompany you to the end.

27. Maybe we passed each other after N years, but never looked back.

28. I can't forget your smiling face, and I can't get rid of the entanglement of memory.

29. Can you give me a little of your love for others, just a little?

30. I just want a hug and a shoulder to lean on.

3 1, I couldn't let go of those memories, and finally I became a shackle and couldn't escape.

32. I couldn't cry at first, but now I can let it go with a smile.

33. Is there anyone like me who is willing to wait for you from the moment we meet?

34. The world is a giant doll machine. I stand outside the glass and just want you.

35. Love is in arrears, love stops, and love is no longer in service.

36. I suddenly miss someone very much, only to find that I only have the right to miss.

37. You think I don't care as much as I do.

38. I refused everyone's ambiguity just to wait for your uncertain future.

39. I just long for a love that never lies.

40. I've been here all the time, smiling and a little wronged.

4 1, I really want to fall in love. I love my heart, and I love it vigorously.

42. It's wrong to laugh at yourself when old love is exchanged for new love.

43. I don't have much expression and my heart doesn't hurt. I just don't understand what the world is really busy with.

44. Don't use caring as an excuse to force others to express their sadness.