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Eat instant noodles late at night and send a short sentence to a circle of friends.

Eat instant noodles in the middle of the night and send a short sentence to the circle of friends (the first one) 1. Eating instant noodles in the middle of the night without a trace of guilt, obviously eating dinner. Fallen like me.

2. Girls who wear pajamas, tie their hair, play computer games, stay up and eat instant noodles should take a dip during the National Day holiday.

I struggled for a long time in the library whether to go back to eat instant noodles. Such a big event is still scheduled for Friday night.

4. Take-out can't be eaten. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was ready to eat instant noodles and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.

6. Don't sleep at night, and eat barrels of instant noodles when you are hungry. I have to say, it's really cool.

7. With you, anywhere is good, whether in the village or eating instant noodles, it is happiness.

8. Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.

9. At this time yesterday, I was lying on the sofa waiting to see a play, but today I ate instant noodles on the train.

10. Do you think eating instant noodles at night will make the noodles more fragrant and make you feel more beautiful?

1 1. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

12. After all, they are husband and wife. He waited for me late after work. He didn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. Eat instant noodles with him and share joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?

13. Eating instant noodles alone in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

14. Today, I am very confused. Why is eating instant noodles on the train more delicious than in other places?

15. I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

Eat instant noodles in the middle of the night and make friends circle (below) 16. Movies and popcorn, kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .

17. Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.

18. The world is big enough to accommodate 10,000 kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.

19. I was hungry last night and threw up after eating this instant noodle. I'm still considering whether to eat today.

20. once again . . I don't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.

2 1. Because I don't eat, I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ah, ah, I want to eat a big meal!

22. Pack things at home on rest days until after two o'clock in the afternoon, and have instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than work.

23. I was awakened by the smell of instant noodles eaten by my roommate. Help, I'm really hungry. I have nothing to eat.

24. I'm here to curse all the people who are bad to me. I will eat instant noodles without seasoning all my life. ...

25. On the first day of the New Year's Day, two or two goods drank too much wine, so you should bet on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!

26. Aries people can keep pace with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the sheep's appearance is very weak, Aries's heart is extremely strong. No one to accompany them to dinner, you can fill your stomach with instant noodles, which is simple and quick. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.

27. Get up in the middle of the night to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits every day. Why am I thinner than normal diet? Come back fat, so I can feel at ease

28. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. I was told that the canteen was closed today, so I continued to eat instant noodles.

29. When I was hungry at night, I ate a small bucket of instant noodles, and then after eating it, my stomach swelled, and I ate Jianweixiaoshi tablets.

30. Rich people's girlfriends are always so beautiful. I guess these women will always say that I like your people, not your money, and I feel happy even if I eat instant noodles with you!

Late at night, friends eat instant noodles and send sentences of recommendation to friends.

Late at night, friends eat instant noodles and make friends. A bunch of people go to pick up girls with high profile, but I go to pick up noodles with low profile.

I like instant noodles too much recently. Is it because there are immortals living in it?

I am very grateful to the little girl in the yellow hat. She gave me her seat on the train and let me sit down to eat instant noodles. There are too few such people in the whole train.

I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear the cheapest clothes, but you must remember that I am willing, not just for me!

5. Shut up. Girls in the dormitory eat instant noodles, which smells delicious.

6. While eating instant noodles in a hurry, my roommate looked at his watch and asked him why he was in such a hurry.

7. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is spicy. Do you have diarrhea? Waiting on the line is urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.

8. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.

9. What is miserable? I accidentally spilled an oil bag on my pants while eating instant noodles.

10. It is the first time to make a green bullet train. Everyone in the car is crying while eating instant noodles. They ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.

1 1. I've been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.

12. I woke up hungry in the middle of the night and went downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably miss Huian's little friend.

13. I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

14. I had breakfast at 10 yesterday, and I ate the remaining pizza and a half. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.

15. Girls who wear pajamas, tie their hair, play computer without sleeping, eat instant noodles, and take a dip during the National Day holiday.

Late at night, friends eat instant noodles and make friends. 16. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.

17. I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

18. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

19. Eating instant noodles after being single for a long time will cause hallucinations.

Watching others eat instant noodles, I also made a bowl of instant noodles. I don't want to eat after two bites. It smells good, but it tastes bad.

2 1. I worked with Bowen for more than three hours after work, and I was confused when I dragged her to the convenience store to eat instant noodles after work.

22. The first beauty is gone, and Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.

23. I brushed my teeth in bed and my mobile phone. As a result, the more you brush, the hungrier you get. I got up and ate instant noodles. I can't eat any more.

I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was ready to eat instant noodles and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.

25. Today, I wonder why eating instant noodles on the train is more fragrant than eating in other places.

I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and I cried.

27. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles. I think it's funny that only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles before.

28. I really feel that instant noodles should not be provided casually on the train. Is there no dining car area on the train? Why can't these places eat instant noodles? You must let people within three meters of Fiona Fang watch you eat.

29. Roommates eat instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).

30. I'm too tired to move when I come back from work for the first time. I ate two bananas. I'm full and don't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!

Eat instant noodles on the train and send short sentences to friends.

Eat instant noodles on the train and make friends. I want to eat instant noodles tomorrow. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow.

When you are poor, you will eat eight flavors even if you eat instant noodles, and you will not repeat it every day.

I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear the cheapest clothes, but you must remember that I am willing, not just for me!

4. I ate a small bucket of instant noodles when I was hungry at night, and then I ate Jianweixiaoshi tablets after eating it.

I am here to curse all the people who are not good to me, and eat instant noodles without seasoning packets all my life. ...

6. The world is so big that it can hold 10,000 kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.

7. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

8. I suddenly have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.

9. When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns to the left. Tie your hair twice and loosen it three times. Tight instant noodles. You can't eat enough in one bucket, and you can't finish it in two buckets.

10. Add two ham sausages to the noodles with Chinese sauerkraut in Laotan. It will be perfect in two minutes. I really like instant noodles.

1 1. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting in a sleeper on the train.

12. What is miserable? I accidentally spilled an oil bag on my pants while eating instant noodles.

13. Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.

14. Pack things at home on rest days until after two o'clock in the afternoon, and have instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than work.

15. I am really greedy. I'm afraid I won't get fat if I eat instant noodles, pickled peppers and chicken feet at night

Eat instant noodles on the train and send friends a short sentence 2 16. Now I want to eat instant noodles, mala Tang, skewers, barbecue, fish meal, snail powder, KFC and so on. There are ten thousand ants crawling in my heart.

17. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

18. Eating instant noodles after being single for a long time will cause hallucinations.

19. I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

20. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

2 1. I worked with Bowen for more than three hours after work, and I was confused when I dragged her to the convenience store to eat instant noodles after work.

22. At this time, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking about whether to eat instant noodles. After a long hesitation, another voice in my heart sounded: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

24. Even if a person eats instant noodles at home, he should eat with a sense of ceremony and delicacy.

25. Yesterday was Qixi Valentine's Day. Others check in, and we'll drive. Others go to the park, we go to the expressway; When others enter the cinema, we enter the service area; Others sleep in the hotel double bed, and we sleep in the car bunk bed; The happiness of others' first love, we rushed like chicken blood; Others are picking up girls and we are picking up noodles; Others walk in the street and we run on the highway.

26. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles, too.

27. I suggest that everyone have dinner in the evening. Don't wait until you are hungry in the middle of the night, and you will regret it after eating a big bowl of instant noodles.

28. Tell me about friends who eat instant noodles.

Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.

30. The truth of life Since you have chosen instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

Eat instant noodles late at night and send sad sentences to friends circle (40)

Eating instant noodles in the middle of the night makes friends sad. 1. I eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat it.

2. I ate a small bucket of instant noodles when I was hungry at night, and then I ate Jianweixiaoshi tablets after eating it.

I have to eat instant noodles tomorrow, like tomatoes. I want to buy three bags. Tomatoes are really boring. I'm very hungry.

I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream and didn't sleep well at night. I almost fell down after getting up in the morning, and now I have been dizzy.

5. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

6. Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. Don't eat instant noodles and play mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

7. The first beauty is gone, and Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.

8. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget that these articles were written by some people lying down eating instant noodles.

9. I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon because I can't eat. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!

10. I hope you have a good life, don't stay up late, don't lose sleep, go to bed on time, get up on time, eat on time, eat less instant noodles, exercise hard, study hard and think of me occasionally.

1 1. Every time I think of sausage, I want to eat instant noodles, only to find that there is no sausage after eating instant noodles.

12. Pack things at home on rest days until after two o'clock in the afternoon, and have instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than work.

13. Always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.

14. No girl bought a bucket of instant noodles on Tanabata and went home to soak. . .

15. I suddenly have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.

16. I'm here to curse all the people who are not good to me. I will eat instant noodles without seasoning all my life. ...

17. I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and felt sick and tired in my throat.

18. I don't feel guilty about eating instant noodles in the middle of the night. I obviously had dinner. Fallen like me.

19. The truth of life Since you have chosen instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

20. Aries people can keep pace with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the sheep's appearance is very weak, Aries's heart is extremely strong. No one to accompany them to dinner, you can fill your stomach with instant noodles, which is simple and quick. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.

Eat instant noodles in the middle of the night and send a sad word to a circle of friends. 2 1. With you, anywhere is good, whether in the village or eating instant noodles, it is happiness.

22. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear cheap clothes, but you must remember that I am willing, not that I only deserve these.

23. When you are hungry, everyone around you is eating instant noodles, and you are really desperate.

24. When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns to the left. Tie your hair twice and loosen it three times. Tight instant noodles. You can't eat enough in one bucket, and you can't finish it in two buckets.

25. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

26. Roommates eat instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).

27. I am so embarrassed. I work hard and try again. As a result, my children can only eat instant noodles.

Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

29. Stay at home and eat instant noodles every day. Promise me that I will lose weight after the epidemic is over.

30. I'm too tired to move when I come back from work for the first time. I ate two bananas. I'm full and don't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!

3 1. Why don't I eat Dove to enjoy silky smooth, instant noodles to eat large pieces of beef and brown wheat?

32. Eat steamed stuffed bun and instant noodles when you are hungry at night. And my brother, I volunteered during the day and ate two meals in the cafeteria for nothing.

33. As soon as I turn on the TV, I see Wang, whose quality is so low that I have to steal Xu zhēng ham sausage when I eat instant noodles.

34. I was wondering at that time whether it was inappropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but then I thought that eating barbecue and boiling water on the roadside at this time was simply a happy flight, so the water had already burned.

35. A bunch of people go to pick up girls with high profile, but I go to pick up noodles with low profile.

36. Is it because of the recent summer? I often have a bad stomach. What should I do? I will eat instant noodles every day.

37. I hate instant noodles ~

38. I will never eat instant noodles in the middle of the night again. I am in a trance now.

I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

40. Never eat instant noodles with countless small oranges after midnight. It will hurt your stomach in the morning.