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The most artistic space to talk about - perfunctory means that the lies have begun
Not every episode of youth has an earth-shattering ending, and not every story ends with a happy smile or heart-wrenching tears.
The first line: I didn’t bring my student ID card, admission ticket, and ID card. The second line: I didn’t do the listening, reading, and composition questions. Hengpi: The important thing is to participate!
I can tolerate fake figures, fake faces, fake breasts, but I can’t tolerate fake money.
The most regretful thing in life is to give up easily what should not be given up and stubbornly persist in what should not be persisted.
We always shed tears to ourselves and bring happiness to others.
I'm fine, I don't make noises, I don't show off, I don't feel wronged, I don't laugh at you, and I don't need others to know.
You will never see the tears in my eyes, because I will cry only when you are not around.
If you go your own way as if there is no one around, you will either bump into others or be bumped into by others.
One mouthful cannot make you fat, but fatness comes from eating one mouthful at a time.
There is nothing wrong with myopia. At least it prevents me from seeing the world too clearly.
Not daring to try is rubbing salt into the wound. Only know how to use silence to replace the tenderness that has been stranded.
You have a face that deceives children, and you use your hypocritical smile to paralyze the children's hearts.
I will still believe in love, but I will no longer believe that love can last forever.
Why should I, a good person, become an interlude in other people’s lives?
When two people who truly love each other come together, they will become children with both IQ and EQ.
It is better to fail at something you love than to succeed at something you hate.
When I was three years old, I unfortunately fell off a cliff and met Master Miejie. He gave me a book. I thought it was Street Fighter, but I didn't expect it to be Crayon Shin-chan.
In fact, waiting itself is a ridiculous mistake, knowing that you are waiting for a happiness that you don’t know will come.
Lies and oaths, one is taken seriously by those who listen to it, and the other is taken seriously. The first is that the person who said it took it seriously.
Ranking list of men’s lies, sentence 1: I don’t care about your appearance.
Some things are lost forever, and some people are lost forever once they turn around.
Perfunctory means that the lie has begun, and indifference means that the relationship is about to end.
When a person is born, he is good-natured. If he doesn’t do his homework, he is a good man. The teacher checked what to do, picked up the broom and fucked with him.
My sister is about to hang herself. You damn well thought I was swinging on a swing.
I was bitten by a mosquito again last night. Then I caught a live one and negotiated with it all night. But we couldn’t reach an agreement and I killed it!
Summer vacation, I was wrong, let’s start over, okay? If I were to add a time limit to our love, I hope it would be ten thousand years
What is yours will always be yours; if it is not yours, no matter how you earn it or rob it, it will not be yours. It will belong to you;
The heart always recovers when it hurts the most; love always comes to an end when it is the deepest.
You think letting go can fulfill my happiness, but you don’t know that my greatest happiness is holding hands with you.
"Memories are beautiful, so we can laugh and cry, and cry in memory."
Who has passed through whose youth, leaving a smile, who has been in whose youth Staying in the flower season warms my thoughts, and who disappears in the rainy season brings tears to my eyes.
If the person you like doesn't like you, then even if everyone in the world likes you, you will still feel lonely.
No one gets tired of drinking water because of its blandness, so don’t give up on life because of its blandness.
Sometimes, love is also a kind of hurt. Cruel people choose to hurt others; kind people choose to hurt themselves.
A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will it take for you to forgive him? B: Forgiving him is a matter for God, and my task is to send him to see God.
Today, I went to fish for QQ drift bottles. I fished one, but it collapsed! "One more bottle."
The so-called love words mean that you say something that you don’t believe, but you hope that the other person will believe it.
I don’t need every day to be Valentine’s Day, but I want every day to be April Fool’s Day.
The so-called love is nothing more than playing with ambiguity and flirting. Getting on that bed ends the physical battle that is destined to end.
A letter to mosquitoes: I have been with you for so many nights, have you settled the bill?
If you love someone too deeply, your heart will be drunk; if you hate someone for too long, your heart will be broken. Let’s talk about the signatures of non-mainstream personalities with the most artistic emotions
Let’s talk about the signatures of non-mainstream personalities with the most artistic emotions
1. We are all masochists, and we can’t go back to our habits. Come and torture yourself.
2. Walk alone and sleep alone; feel irritated alone.
3. There is a joke called love, which makes you laugh so hard and cry like a mess, but you still refuse to let go.
4. Some things are not explained after all, and some stories are too long to stick to.
5. That suffocating ambiguous scene wiped out whose determination to die.
6. Try to make every day happy and meaningful, not for others but for yourself.
7. I want to give you the whole world, but I forget that what you need is not me
8. I love everything you have loved, including myself.
9. Gains and losses are like acting, one after another.
10. Being together is a dream, being apart is painful. Is it the unfinished dream that hurts the most
11. Forgive us for always hurting us most with the most hurtful words.
12. Love is that no matter what I do or what I see, I think of you.
13. It’s not that I don’t want to talk, but there are a lot of things I can’t say, so I’ll feel safer if I keep them in mind.
14. You don’t understand that your hot and cold feelings will break my heart.
15. Sometimes laughter is not the best medicine, sometimes it is just the best cover up.
16. I am a road fool. If I accidentally walk into your heart, I will never get out again.
17. But before I had time to tell him, I gave up the world and him...
18. Confession and farewell are just one word apart, one is shy and the other is bitter.
19. As long as you are still unwilling, it is not time to give up.
20. If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t have become such a lunatic who worries about gains and losses.
21. With the simplicity of a glass of water, I can face a lifetime of complexity.
22. I must be happy, I must be happy, so that my exit in embarrassment will not be in vain.
23. There is always a person in this life who you will remember forever if you meet him once.
24. The best feeling in the world is knowing that someone is thinking of you.
25. I won’t tell you, just because I don’t want you to think that I am trying to win your sympathy.
26. There will always be a moment when I wake up in the middle of the night and think of you, then shake my head and smile bitterly.
27. I am most afraid that people who try their best to be nice to me will pull away in an instant and then become indifferent to me.
28. Love is like multiplication. As long as one side is zero, the result must be zero.
29. Sometimes, I want to disappear for a while and see if anyone will miss me.
30. Be calm when you gain, be calm when you lose, let nature take its course, and strive for the inevitable.
31. Life has given me endless sorrow and eternal answers
32. There are always some people who were originally just passers-by in life, but later became memories. Regular customer.
33. I obviously like you, but I pretend to be insignificant and make fun of you and others.
34. One scene exhausted the clown and made the audience laugh.
35. It turns out that you have always been in my heart, but I was just lying to myself. Express your feelings about balding in your twenties (collection of 40 sentences)
Express your feelings about baldness in your twenties Part 1
1. Get rid of Poverty is not as easy as hair loss
2. I haven’t been under a lot of stress recently, nor have I dyed or permed my hair. Why have I started losing a lot of hair again? I also use hair growth shampoo all the time!
3. Every time I wash my hair, I lose a lot of hair. Although it is called metabolism, it is too much.
4. Every time I tidy up the fallen hair on the bed, I am amazed at the volume of my hair and how I can get so much hair to fall out.
5. I’ve been wearing a ponytail for a day, and so much hair fell out after just combing it a few times. I’m afraid I’m going to be bald.
6. It’s easy to get old and ugly, it’s easy to lose hair, it’s easy to have insomnia, and the adult world is not easy except for happiness.
7. It’s over and I want to dye my hair again. Bald.
8. You will find a lot of hair when you sweep the floor every day, and when you comb your hair, but fortunately, I really have a lot of hair, and I still fall out a lot every day.
9. I just finished sweeping the floor yesterday, and a lot of hair fell out in my room today. My mother said that I was not hygienic. Is this something I can control?
10. Hair loss brings troubles to people. No wonder the ancients said that hair is "three thousand trouble threads".
11. I have seen this cartoon many years ago. The publication that published this work and the author have no memory of it, but the painting has not been forgotten to this day, which shows the deep impression of it.
12. Hair loss is a physiological phenomenon. Normal people will lose dozens of hairs a day, but if they fall out, the hair will continue to grow. If more hair is lost, less hair will be born. Hair will become thinner.
13. If you have been single for too long, your body will default to wanting to leave home and turn on the automatic hair loss mode.
14. I used to dream about losing my teeth and getting lost, but now I dream about losing my hair. How big the pear is, it’s so difficult for me.
15. In order to save the hair gap that is as wide as a reclaimed plain, the only choice is to expose the hairline that is moving up day by day. The last resort of middle-aged people is really everywhere.
16. Hair loss is more terrifying for girls than for boys.
17. Stay up the deepest night, lose the most hair
18. The day has passed like this, the hair is falling out faster and faster, I am afraid that I will not be able to find a girlfriend. .
19. As expected, the popularity of love letters comes around every few years, even hair loss happens.
20. There is an impressive cartoon: In the autumn wind, the leaves on a tree are falling with the wind, and a man is combing his hair under the tree, and his hair is falling from his sparse head. Part 2 of my feelings about starting to go bald in my twenties
21. I want to take Valium, sleep, stay up late, and lose my hair. Why am I still feeling sleepy since 1 o'clock? So excited, Duke Zhou? Take me away quickly!
22. Adult life is not easy except gaining weight and losing hair. Recently, I have fallen into a big trap of snacks.
23. I’m so noisy that I can’t sleep. I get up in the middle of the night to type, but there’s no one around. I feel sad about my hairline that’s rising day by day.
24. One of the causes of hair loss is heredity. If the parents lose their hair early, most of their sons will also have early hair loss.
25. So why do I think that drinking a bowl of black sesame paste will make me feel at ease all night long? Don’t you cry the loudest when your hair falls out?
26. I really want to touch your hair but you are already bald.
27. I don’t know if it’s because of the fall or because my hair is falling out more than I spent money because I thought I was going to become a monk.
28. I really can’t think about things at night. I have insomnia when I think about things. No wonder I’ve been losing a lot of hair recently.
29. Why do I keep losing hair recently? I feel scared every morning after combing my hair and looking at the hair falling on the ground.
Am I going bald?
30. I have been so busy these days that I started to lose my hair. My friend comforted me and said it was the change of seasons, but I always felt that production might be discontinued.
31. The pressure is so great that I can’t breathe. I only sleep two or three hours a day for a month. My hair is falling out in handfuls. I can’t tell anyone. Are you tired? I’m tired!
32. Things that seemed very simple before have become so complicated now. Such as long hair.
33. Are you under a lot of stress recently? Your hair is obviously falling out more than before. You want to go back to the carefree life you had when you were a child.
34. Crazy. Silly and cute. And I can no longer hide my rising hairline.
35. Men’s hair loss is quite acceptable. Even if they really lose their hair, it just makes them look a bit old-fashioned. At most, they look like an old man.
36. I’ve been under a lot of pressure lately and stayed up late to finish my thesis. The top of my head feels like I’m going bald because I think my hair has been falling out a lot recently.
37. I am really prone to hair loss. My hair is everywhere in the house, but I still have a lot of hair
38. Sudden death is not a national anxiety, hair loss is< /p>
39. If he hadn’t taken the initiative to say hello, I wouldn’t have dared to recognize him. A colleague in the workplace is several years younger than me, but his hair fell out early, and the shiny forehead had to be covered up with a few strands of hair around it. Later, he went for a replantation, and he looked much more confident. .
40. Who said I don’t like sports? My hair is in free fall all the time. The most reasonable space to talk about
1. Thinking about saving things that shouldn’t be saved. It is better to cherish what should be cherished.
2. Life is like a TV series. If you don’t look back, you will never know the ending.
3. Sometimes loss makes you appreciate it more.
4. Almost all failures are due to lack of confidence.
5. Silence is the best attack.
6. Life is always like this. What you thought you lost may be on your way back; what you thought you had may be on your way out.
7. There are very few real coincidences in the world.
8. Dreams are always out of reach.
9. Failure is a temporary regret, but missing it is a permanent regret!
10. We cannot control anything that happens, we can only let nature take its course.
11. There is no past and future in time, only the real present.
12. There are a few things in life that must not be lost, the power of self-control, a calm mind, hope and confidence.
13. Learn to be mature, learn to prioritize, learn to prioritize, learn to be introverted, and not be idle. There is a state of mind called open-minded!
14. The prosperous things are dispersed and dispersed, and the flowing water is ruthless and the grass springs from spring.
15. There are thousands of kinds of life and different encounters.
16. Don’t struggle with the past.
17. Everyone’s growth process is the process of building a city.
18. Learn to let go, because only by letting go can you start again.
19. We must grit our teeth and go all out to do one thing; otherwise, we will achieve nothing. -Hitler
20. We have set a goal and will work hard for it until death! -Hitler
21. Faith is harder to shake than knowledge; love is harder to change than respect; hatred is more lasting than disgust. -Hitler
22. Don’t dwell on the past, because it will eventually pass.
23. All great actions and thoughts have a humble beginning
24. The courage to pursue is a kind of spirit, and knowing how to give up is a state!
25. Life does not depend on how long or short you live, but on how early or late you are enlightened.
26. If you are willing to discover, every day is actually beautiful!
27. Persistence is not as long as it is long, and fickleness is not as short as it is short.
28. Love is not complicated, what is complicated is people.
The most reasonable space to talk about
29. Life rarely has ups and downs, but you still have to live a strong life.
30. As long as you keep smiling, life will smile at you!
31. Dreams are always happy, but reality is always cruel.
32. Do not treat anyone with resentment, but extend kindness to everyone.
33. Everyone is a flea on a one-way street, and everyone converts to his own religion.
34. No matter how great you think you are, there will always be someone stronger than you.
35. Fighting and frustration are stepping stones to success, not stumbling blocks.
36. Successful people learn from others, while failed people only learn from themselves.
37. There is always an answer to everything. Instead of worrying, just let nature take its course.
38. Trouble is a spirit that you create and enjoy yourself.
39. If you look at life with a magnifying glass, life is a tragedy; if you look at life with a telescope, life is a comedy.
40. Don’t be a heartless person, and don’t do heartless things!
41. You can gain the whole world with love, and you can lose the whole world with hate.
42. Life is like a play, and play is like life. Everyone is playing a different role
43. People need to settle and have enough time to reflect in order to let themselves become more perfect.
44. You are sad against time, but forget that time is more forgetful than you.
45. If you want others to respect you, you must first learn to respect others.
46. Life is like a panqi, your life and death are in your hands.
47. Whenever you feel it is hard, you are forcing yourself. The most reasonable space to talk about
48. A cup of tea changes the ups and downs of life, and a normal mind transcends thousands of worlds.
49. People are not afraid of walking in the dark night, but they are afraid of not having light in their hearts.
50. I was caught off guard in the end because I was able to do so at the beginning
51. Youth is like a book that cannot be opened and cannot be closed, and life is a road from which there is no turning back.
52. The more a person shows off something, the more he lacks something.
53. Knowing the world but not being worldly is the kindest maturity.
54. Water will be clearer without fish, and fish will die without water.
55. Only when you learn to cherish it will you have it.
56. High mountains have their own feasible paths, and deep waters have their own ferrymen.
57. Greed is the most real poverty, and satisfaction is the most real wealth.
58. The head determines the pocket, and the mentality determines success or failure.
59. People live by experiences, and happiness is always on the way.
60. Time cannot bear to wait too long.
61. Standing up bravely and moving forward quickly is your only way out
62. You can’t let the world change for you, nor can you let others change for you. The only way to change Only yourself.
63. There is no perfect life, just be happy whether you are rich or poor.
64. Intuition will produce illusions due to hearing, vision and touch
65. Living long does not necessarily mean living well, living well means living long enough.
66. There are actually only three days in life: yesterday, today, and tomorrow! The most reasonable space to talk about
67. Thinking too much will only destroy you, make you feel anxious, and make things that are not actually bad become bad.
68. Relax your mind and don’t be sad about what you have lost. Just treat it as if it does not belong to you.
69. Don’t let jealousy grow into thorns, which will hurt others as well as yourself.
70. Freedom is not about doing what you want to do, but not doing what you don’t want to do.
71. A modest person uses a diploma to spur himself on, and a weak-minded person uses a diploma to show off himself.
72. Many things can only be seen clearly when the distance becomes farther.
73. It has been thousands of years since I looked at it, but it still looks like the first time I looked at it.
74. Life is like a movie. Memories are memories after all and can never go back.
75. Loss is the hardest background for the growth process.
76. Sincerity does not mean to accuse others of their shortcomings, but it does mean that you must not compliment others' shortcomings.
77. Carefully grasp every touch around you. What is gone is gone and will not be recalled again.
78. Aftertaste can make people mature, can give people a sense of pride, a sense of pride, more strength, and can make people contented and happy.
79. Whoever has not missed it is not greedy for the new and hates the old
80. Fate is a book. If you turn it too fast, you will miss it, but if you read it carefully, you will shed tears
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