Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Summer is just not good

1, summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

2. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend

Summer is just not good

1, summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

2. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend

Summer is just not good

1, summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

2. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. Get angry when you have less money!

Some people die, so it's nothing to do with me. Some people, I can't let go of them.

Fuck you, I don't care about recovering Taiwan Province Province.

I am sorry to see you being beaten. Why didn't he kill you?

6. I hate Qin Shihuang. He burned the book, but he didn't finish it.

7. I just finished watching Titanic 3D today. At the end, a 2B shouted: Let the women and children go first!

8, the so-called brothers are, get rich and don't meet. The reunion of suffering and happiness.

9. In the dead of night, I often ask myself, was it right or wrong to decide to come to Earth?

10, you are wearing dangerous clothes, but it looks safe!

1 1. Look at the way you pretend to be forced, and look at the bricks next to you. I really want to fucking kill you with a hammer.

12, I quit meat and never eat pork again. I will eat leg of lamb instead.

13. In the countryside, chickens call people in the morning, while in the city, people call chickens at night.

14, summer, the season of hiding meat is coming again!

15, fuck her if you love her.

16, you did badly in the exam! You broke my heart, not to mention my parents!

17, there can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one person is killed, he will not say a fool to the end!

18, if there is no one around me, I will strip you naked now.

19, stockings are a symbol of power. Women can conquer men by wearing them, and men can conquer banks by wearing them!

20. There is gold under a man's knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

The power went out in summer.

The power went out in summer. I am in a bad mood. I fell asleep in less than 2 hours, and then there was no electricity. I slept until 6 o'clock and was completely awakened by the heat.

2. Power failure, nothing to do, just sunshine, rest!

I don't want to live. When there is a power outage in summer, what is the distress between menstrual people? I'm so stupid.

It rained heavily and the power was cut off. God, what keeps me awake from nine o'clock is the heat! Call quickly.

Hello, there is a power failure in your area, and the phone call is expected at 6 pm. It's too hot ... it's too hot ... ah ... when the power went out, everyone seemed to attend a ceremony with an unusual taste. Homework becomes unimportant because there is no electricity to write.

6. There is a power failure, which is a terrible problem for all mankind. Without electricity, night will come.

7. The power went out when the air conditioner continued to live in summer. How can I stand it?

8. After watching the concert, I chartered a car back to Guangzhou in the middle of the night. I'm so tired that I actually encountered a large-scale power outage, which is the first time I haven't encountered it.

9. It's really a ... summer in the south, smashing things to cut off electricity and water. ......

10. Power failure in summer is the rhythm of thermal death. If the water is cut off again, it will be absolutely exciting.

1 1. I fell into the water at the same time, save first, save first, let me cool down in the water.

12. explosion. I just wrote a paper at home and didn't save it. Suddenly my computer went black. It's not a bitcoin power outage. I can't live without it. Virgo must be in trouble recently.

13. Power failure in summer is equivalent to killing me! ! ! ! There is no electricity now, and I woke up countless times.

14. Sentences and phrases in a bad mood due to power failure in summer

15. I fell in love with my mobile phone, so the panel was jealous. It protested with a power outage.

Power failure in summer 16. Air conditioning is a lifesaver, and the only thing that scares me in summer is power failure.

17. On New Year's Eve, I was at home with my mobile phone dead, ready to grab a red envelope. What about you?

18. Power failure in summer is fatal. How can you live without air conditioning? Besides, it is dark outside.

19. In summer, I told you that power failure is a kind of torture, especially in the kitchen, which is just like the summer of the sauna room, and the power failure just collapsed.

In fact, no matter what you say, no one can stand the power outage in hot weather, especially those with old people and children at home. I hope this power outage problem can be solved as soon as possible.

2 1. An electrician walked into the operating room and said to a dying patient wearing an oxygen mask: Hello! Listen, take a deep breath, I need a power outage for five minutes!

22. The most terrible thing in summer is power failure.

23. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death. But when the power went out, my house was dark and my neighbor's house was brightly lit.

24. I feel that no one knows in the middle of the night, and the power is secretly cut off, right? Well, I won't sleep until you call! See how long you can peel it.

25. I stayed up in the middle of the night just to correct my paper. I'm happy to go to bed. Inadvertently seeing that there will be a power outage tomorrow means that there is no signal = it is useless for the mobile phone to have electricity.

26. Many stories that happened during power failure are shining stars in memories. Now I have grown up. At that time, the freshness and excitement of the power outage were not realized.

27. The night of the power outage ~ I was suddenly awakened by the heat, so sleepy, so hot, so hot, so hot! ! ! Only when you grow so big, do you lose motivation in the summer night when you were a child.

28. Hello, there is a power outage in your area, and the phone is expected to be at 6 pm. It's too hot ... hot ... ah ...

29. I was the only one at home who suddenly lost power, fearing that I would not sleep with me. Gratitude.

30. I am really afraid of the heat. I think I will faint when it is hot. I am full of fear of power failure in summer! ! !

Summer is a humorous sentence about eating crayfish.

Summer is a humorous sentence about eating crayfish-1. Crayfish tastes classic, and daddy Amy is the first choice.

2. On summer nights, cold beer and crayfish, we are all a family.

3. Take-away new time and space, delicious.

4. Look at this shrimp. It's delicious at dad's house.

The best love you gave me was that when I wanted to eat crayfish in the middle of the night, you packed a crayfish and stood in front of my house.

6. It turns out that nothing in the world is eternal. It has nothing to do with white tea. I'm waiting for the wind to wait for you.

7. 13 Sweet lobster is one of many famous dishes in Huai 'an. Now, it has become a delicious food all over the world.

8. In the sudden summer, crayfish and beer are more suitable. Is there a lack of stories?

9. Lobster's head is very big, accounting for half of its body. There are two big tentacles on the top of the head, sliding gently on the water.

10. If you love him, give her crayfish!

1 1. Many people like lobster, but can all crayfish be eaten?

12. The lobster's body is segmented, and it crawls like dragging several carriages.

13. As soon as I entered the door, there was a tangy smell of fresh lobster wrapped around me.

14. Even though there are many things, I still don't panic. Wait till I get there. Just be happy and want to eat crayfish.

15. I wanted to eat crayfish late at night, so I opened Baidu to search for "the harm of eating crayfish" and successfully killed my idea.

16. Take-away housekeeper, enjoy life quickly.

17. In Amy's shrimp days, Dad made takeout.

18. crayfish, delicious, I hope you and I can like it!

19. In summer, I will eat crayfish. Don't talk to me, all I have in mind is.

20. Lobsters are all red oil. White and tender shrimp meat is very elastic. It's spicy and fragrant in your mouth. It makes me sweat. How enjoyable!

You just want to eat crayfish in summer. 2 1. As long as I eat crayfish fast enough, my weight can't catch up with me.

22. I took another sip of beer and ate two crayfish. Looking forward to bringing a good mood.

23. It's crayfish season again. Is your porridge slightly spicy, spicy, medium spicy, extra spicy or extremely spicy?

24. Eating lobster three times in meditation won't make you fat. Eating lobster won't make you fat.

25. The lobster is so strong! Look! It wore dark armor and waved huge pliers, as if to show people its power.

26. Nothing can stop my love for crayfish. Yes, if you love me, take me to eat crayfish.

27. I have wine tonight. Do you have crayfish? If so, remember to pack it back.

28. After work, what could be better than eating crayfish with three or five friends?

29. Standard in summer: crayfish, cold beer, supper stand ...

30. The season of crayfish and watermelon is coming. What do you like best in summer?

3 1. Take a sip, it's delicious.

32. I really want to go to the cabin barbecue to eat roast pig's feet, fish to eat grilled fish, and food stalls to eat crayfish.

33. New delicious food, new life, heart choice.

34. There are not many people who use crayfish as afternoon tea, which is not very good and a bit capricious.

What I like best is not to eat lobster together, but to be with the people I love.

36. Crayfish is delicious. Today, not only cucumber but also konjac was added. Tut tut, delicious on earth!

It's time to eat lobster again, and my mouth is watering.

38. The calories increased by eating crayfish these days may take a year to run out.

39. I was dragged out to eat crayfish while watching a movie in the rain at night. It should have been very unpleasant, but now it is very balanced.

40. I really saw him eating crayfish early in the morning. I am so greedy that I covet his dinner.

It's too hot in summer, I can't sleep and I'm in a bad mood.

It is too hot to sleep in summer and I am in a bad mood. Many times, I would rather be misunderstood than explained. Believe it or not, it's just between your thoughts. People who understand me don't need to explain.

2. You suddenly stop loving the person you have loved for a long time, you suddenly stop listening to the songs you have listened to for a long time, and you suddenly change the habit you have cultivated for many years. After all, time is stronger than love.

3. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

All jokes contain serious words, and those seemingly incomprehensible responses are probably the most euphemistic rejections.

I didn't know until I grew up that you are not Beijing and I am not Seattle. There will be no future between us without the day you marry me, but I love you, even though I know there is no result.

6. Friends always shelter you from the wind and rain. If you suffer from snow and ice in the distance, and there is nothing I can do, I will also pray that those snow and ice will fall on me.

7. You have never dedicated yourself, but I have dedicated myself to you.

8. Everyone has a bad mood, unspeakable loss, unspeakable sadness and unspeakable staggered.

9. The world is really small. It seems that I don't know who I will meet when I turn around. The world is really big, as if turning around and not knowing who will disappear.

10. Not all "I love you" can finally be "together". Some people, obviously the favorite, have to be strangers. Since some true love has to let go, there is a deep love called "Do Not Disturb". There is someone who makes my eyes red, but still forgives and loves you with a smile. It really doesn't matter to you. ..

Liquor is my best friend, and loneliness is my true confidant. And you, I can only dream if I turn off the lights.

12. After eating oranges and drinking a glass of water, a stupid stomach will think it is orange juice. After meeting you, I was stupid enough to think it was love.

13. One day, you will understand that people can't be too kind, because people only pick soft persimmons. If everything is too generous and tolerant, others will not appreciate you. Sometimes you have to have a little temper, and you can't be too gentle and patient with some people, because being too kind will make us lose our value and dignity, and being too kind is also stupid.

14. If you don't know, don't know, don't love, don't love, wouldn't you be so worried and greedy?

15. I have been brave for too long and decided to live alone for you.

16. I can get through the late autumn without you. I hope you have no weakness in life, unlike me, when people mention you, I lose.

17. There is a feeling of helplessness, a feeling of helplessness.

18. You are an island with your own castle. I am a tide that can't go ashore and can only surround you.

19. I can't go back to the past, so I just want to live in the present.

20. If you hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed, you won't get lost.

It's too hot in summer, I can't sleep and I'm in a bad mood. I will never understand you. When you see it, you will regret not taking good care of it.

22. I hope you will be a child all your life, be curious about everything, love humming, always have a happy voice, don't hide your likes and dislikes, say a lot of nonsense to the people you like every day and say good night to each other.

23. People are sometimes very pitiful. People you like can't get it and don't cherish it. When we are together, when we miss it, when we want to see it, and when we meet each other late, we are full of regrets.

24. Many things will always be understood after experience, just like feelings: you don't need so much unnecessary persistence until you miss it and regret it.

25. I try to hide my unhappiness and discomfort in my heart, and I never expect anyone to feel bad for me and carry everything for me.

26. No relationship is consistent and eternal, and not many friends will always be by your side.

27. Meeting is always unprepared, and parting is always planned for a long time. There are always some people who will gradually fade out of your life. You should learn to accept rather than miss.

28. They were once ambiguous. When did they ever have an affair?

29. If you can't give me all you have, I'd rather not have it all.

30. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like a tree full of pears, it will never bear apples. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like a rainbow hanging high in the sky, no one can ever touch it.

3 1. Don't always have a lot of time. In this world, when you look back, people will leave tea to cool down. His mouth will eventually kiss others' lips and give all the things that have been given to you but not to you to another person.

32. What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone. (Author: Guo Xiaosi)

Love, please don't joke with me, I'm not good at this.

34. The air-dried years, eternal sadness and lonely journey have drifted away, blurring the line of sight.

35. Some people can't tell what is good, but no one can replace it anyway. And some people can't tell what the problem is, but they can't do anything.

36. A perfect story ends in tears.

Don't believe too much. The person you remember may not miss you as much.

38. I always think that time is a good medicine. If I don't think about it, it will be poisonous. If I think about it, I will pay. I always thought that love was blushing and shy, but I didn't expect it to turn into a red eye quarrel. It is better to break up with a clear conscience than to hold grudges with gnashing teeth.

39. True loneliness is not being alone, but being lost in the endless noise.

40. If life can be refreshed, copy and paste. So can everything be logged off, closed and restarted?

It's too hot to sleep in summer. I am in a bad mood. Talk about the third article: 4 1. Reason tells you to reinvent the wheel, and emotion encourages you to do the last blog.

42. I may never meet someone like you again, but I hope I won't meet you again.

43. I never knew that I would be one of the people you want to let you down.

44. People have walked, walked, loved, hated, hurt, cried and laughed all their lives. Who can really forget? ......

45. The noise and light in the world and the happiness and happiness in the world are like a clean stream. In the wind, in front of my eyes, it is as warm as spring. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.

46. I look at you smiling, silent, proud and lost, just like now, so I am happy with you, and I am sad with you, but I have always stood in the present, and you will always stay in the past.

47. An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.

48. A person will meet two people in his life, one is amazing and the other is gentle.

49. I have a good friend whose name is nobody. There is no one to accompany me to breakfast, go out to play with me, go shopping with me and pick me up for work.

50. Don't be too kind to a person, because you will eventually find that after a long time, that person will get used to it and then take everything you do for granted. In fact, I could have been stupid enough to ignore the return at all costs, but the reality is always chilling. In fact, you clearly know that the lowest thing is feelings, and the coolest thing is people's hearts.

5 1. I thought about countless moments. I wish you were here. As a result, I survived all these moments alone.

52. You have to understand that no matter how hot the water is, it will still be cold, full of enthusiasm, or weak, and the person you love again will still leave, so you should grow up well and have plenty of time to stop talking, but get used to leaving.

53. Have you ever met such a person who knows that there will be no result and that one day they will be separated, but still wants to hold his hand and walk with him for a long time.

54. There is a person hidden in the softest place in everyone's heart, the person who once felt deeply, but didn't get it after all.

55. This feeling is really bad, because I am happy for a long time in one sentence, and my heart is half cold when I find something. Too obvious to like or worthless.

56. People who don't want to disappoint are likely to disappoint themselves in the end.

57. You are unhappy because you don't love yourself well. You often consume yourself because of others.

58. It is probably inappropriate that I can't make you laugh, but you will only make me cry. Then I said I was leaving, you didn't stay, and I didn't look back.

59. I remember all the sadness and twists and turns along the way. I haven't forgotten them, and I dare not forget them.

60. Sometimes, my heart aches, and I want to smile brightly, but I am fragile and so strong. Tears are rolling in my eyes, but I tell you that I am fine.