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Talk about short sentences in a dragging mood.
3. What can make you lower your dignity and humble yourself? copy homework
4. Flowers and plants were pulled out before they could flirt with others.
5: I am not good at arts and sciences now, so I have to learn magic.
6: I have seen many hooligans, but I still don't like scum like you.
7. Violence can't solve problems, but it can ease anger.
8: Drive away the person you love most with insincere words, and then feel sad alone.
9. Turn memories into souls, never stop and never look back.
10: There is nothing affectionate, disdainful or lovesick.
1 1: Find a windy day to see you and blow me into your arms.
12: Love is rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea, and love is to meet at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau at 9: 30 tomorrow morning.
13: When I was young, you were my whim. When I mature, you are my life and death.
14: I didn't expect so many stories to happen when I first came into contact with your name.
15: You are my hoarse but preferred love song.
16: Silence when you love deeply, and silence when you love urgently.
17: I warn you not to touch my bottom line, or I will change my bottom line again.
18: I know this is a world of looking at faces, so I used the school money to have plastic surgery.
19: There is a mirror in the school stairs, telling you that ugly people should read more books.
20. How do girls feel about the filth of boys? They can get along.
2 1: Although I don't distinguish between east, west, north and south, I will walk with you to the edge.
22: If you don't want it, quit it as soon as possible. I don't have to grow old together.
24: Some people love and change, and swear to love and forget.
There are two realms in life, one is silent pain, and the other is silent laughter.
26: Hope is the most useless word. Either sleep or work hard.
If I can't meet you for the rest of my life, then I will wander around the world alone.
28: If you run out of sweet words, give me a wedding dress.
29: Don't be moved easily in the future, just like how to be together.
30: I wanted to fuck you the first time I saw you. Sven people call this love at first sight.
3 1: The best feeling is that you are in the mood and someone will accommodate you.
32: Love is sometimes like the feeling of being drunk. The mind is clear, but the behavior is out of control.
33: blame us for knowing it too early, and we can't hold hands when we are old.
It doesn't matter to lose you, but the sunshine is not warm, and the excitement has nothing to do with me.
You don't have to be brave or lie. People who know you will naturally know who you are.
36: It was a good start, but why did it end so badly?
37: Why not? Do you think he is not cruel enough or do you think you are not stupid enough?
There were no roads in the world, and there were so many people wandering around that I didn't know how to get there.
39: When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.
40: Simple life is charming, simple people are happy, and learning to be simple is not simple.
4 1: Always remind yourself that life is too short to eat, drink and sleep with people who want to sleep.
42: I don't answer every second for a reason. There is a time difference between heaven and earth, so I may often not come back every second.
Talking about Super Personality in 2020
1, the original flavor is me, I am the only one! 2, hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans have culture.
3, go your own way, love soldiers in two ways.
From heaven to hell, I'm just passing by.
5. It is better to laugh proudly than to shed humble tears.
6. I am ugly, but I dare to walk in the street!
7. If you get it, you will destroy it; if you lose it, you will regret it.
8. Life is like the endless sea of Wang Yang.
9, since ancient times, handsome guys with beautiful women, beautiful women with shit!
10, I bet my heart, what I care about is winning the word.
1 1. My personality is the same as my gender and cannot be changed.
12, is there any good way to make loneliness obedient?
13, don't ask me where I come from, my hometown is the morgue.
14, sometimes I care too much, but I can't let things go.
15, you can not accept your fate in front of me, but you must give up.
16, it's not mine. I don't want it. It's mine that others will never touch.
17, I will put it down, please give me a reason to leave you.
18, the world is too dark, people are too dark, we are too stupid, and love is too fake.
19, the promise of Sansheng VII is only to commemorate this encounter.
20. No matter how dazzling the sun is, it is bound to set in the west.
2 1, since you have the courage to take it, you must have the courage to let it go.
22. I'm sorry that my sister is so straightforward and can't say what you like to hear.
23. My dream was to learn hegemony, but now I just want to stop learning it.
24. It is better to be independent than to be rejected with others!
25. You only need to understand the sadness and loneliness on your back.
26, you don't know yourself, love yourself strong, hate yourself useless.
27, the beauty of a gentleman's adult, the villain wins the love of others, and the bitch loves it.
28. My acting skills must be so good that no one knows I'm sad.
29, the mountain does not mean that it is high, does not affect its towering clouds.
30. I wish you a sudden and unexpected death when talking about me behind my back.
Brothers, how can we repair this incomplete collective?
32. I can finally treat you as a normal person, even a glance is redundant.
33. It is said that how high a girl holds chopsticks means how far she will marry in the future.
34. You can't be the happiest yourself, but you must be the truest yourself.
35. I don't say anything poisonous. You can just read it without taking it, and you don't have to reply.
You have been kicked out of my sight since we broke up.
37. You only have one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.
38. Sometimes I do everything for one person, but I can't compare with others doing nothing.
When we are apart, I won't cry because I want to forget you.
40. Don't ask my sister questions. Baidu knows more than my sister. Ask him if you have any questions!
4 1, there are only two kinds of outsiders who will be kind to you, the first is a brother, and the second is an object.
42. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. Who wants to wear clothes without arms?
43. I just like you, not love. I love her, not just like her.
44. If there is no time limit for self-improvement, it is doomed to be silent.
45. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.
46. I didn't realize that I was in love with dogs. When I took a bitch as my friend, I was blind.
47. I am so greedy that I want so much that I can't fit anything.
48. When you are confused, only you are there, and you won't dislike my brother.
49. Bitch, if you dare to make my woman cry, I will dare to make your man bleed.
Although we separated after breaking up, I want to ask you: Did you love me before?
5 1, those irrelevant scenes are often only said to irrelevant people.
I think a group of us, dressed as brothers, will go shopping this summer.
53. I am not a good person, but I have my principles. At least I won't give up easily.
The worst part is that we have separated, but in my memory, you are still arrogant.
55. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.
Tetris tells us that mistakes will accumulate and success will disappear;
Even if a person's eyesight is poor, she can recognize the person she likes from a distance.
58. I gave you 100% trust, but you gave me 1000% deception in return.
59. As long as you stand by me in the chaos, I will be calm and secure.
60. I have done too many things with my brothers. Can't you just let me be a woman for once?
6 1, I never dare to comment on your conversation casually, because I am afraid that the protagonist in your conversation is not me. .
If one day you regret giving up on me, please remember that I once left you like a beggar.
63. I want to be with someone for two reasons: First, I like others. Second, like others.
64. What is mine and how can I give it to others? Is my woman, how can you not cherish yourself?
65. You said Diane's eyebrows were waiting for the third stone in front of you; Later, flowers bloom on the other side and dust breaks the bridge.
66. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but there are many WIFI nearby, but we don't know the password.
67. I am good to you because I like you; But please don't treat my kindness to you as your base.
68. Whether you have personality or not is none of my business. Forget your own vanity and fantasy, and let me agree with you.
69. Everyone has done obscene things; When you are playing computer, parents always go to the computer and cut to the desktop to refresh.
70. At that moment, I understood that you don't love me. And everything is just my wishful thinking.
7 1, love me the most, hate me, don't be indifferent to me, at least let me know how I should treat you.
72. Shakespeare said: Be a lazy sheep and marry a gray wolf. If the son wants to like sheep, the daughter wants to like beautiful sheep.
A man should protect four things in his life, the land under his feet, his parents at home, the woman in his arms and his brothers around him.
74. Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow clean through your fingers.
75. Girl, you have to have a hard heart like Nokia. You can smash walnuts after falling countless times, and see which son of a bitch can hurt you.
76. Tears are salty, but the heart is bitter. Don't blink when tears are about to come out. You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy.
77. Swallow your grievances and tears. Don't lose if you can't afford to lose. If you can't die, stand up and tell everyone who looks down on you: I'm fine.
78. Little Red Riding Hood saved Grandma from the wolf's stomach. This story tells us a truth: chew something.
79. I think you just hold my hand regardless of gossip. Then, if you succeed, I will join hands with you to rule the world, but this is a failure. I will accompany you to Dongshan.
80. To tell the truth, only if you like you will be desperate, listen to your complaints, endure your temper, look at your face and wait for your reply, otherwise why bother?
8 1, I am a person, not a ball. You can't play if you want, but you can walk out if you want. I have my limits, which makes me very angry, and you can't afford the consequences!
Tugboat Tugboat Girl Signature Tugboat Feng 2020
1: I am so powerful that nothing can disturb my inner peace! The more people I know, the more I like animals.
3: I was annoyed and ate the map. This is called swallowing mountains and rivers.
4: Sorry, I have my first hero and don't want to be your second daughter. thank you
5: My brother has given me glory, and I am even crazier than the sky.
6. If you are gravity, I will never resist and redefine the level.
7: Do not disturb during working hours, and harass after work hours.
8. It is said that men are masculine. In fact, women are not much better, but men are obviously masculine and women are introverted.
9: Nana asked Jason if he would find a mistress. Brother Jie said it depends on who it is. If it weren't for you, you would be my mistress.
10: If you are old, I will accompany you.
1 1: Sister, stop looking. Brother ha does not belong to you. ..
12: I have no face, no figure and no ability, but girl, I am domineering and strong. I have this style that you don't have.
13: Look at the face map, save face if you have money.
14: Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.
15: One day you will find that I can't be replaced by anyone.
16: It is coquetry for a girl to hit a boy, and it is an asshole for a boy to hit a girl.
17: I want to give you the whole universe. You just need to give me the whole world.
18: If you plagiarize and talk about me behind my back, it can only show that my life is obviously much more wonderful than yours.
19: the beginning is not important, the process is not important, but the result is important. Can I know the result?
20: Letting the world bow is a kind of domineering, and letting yourself go is a kind of boldness.
2 1: It must be that you have no choice standing next to me.
22: The small scar on my hand is my last struggle.
My world is black and white, please stay away from this colorful world.
I can't tolerate a grain of sand in my eye, and I can't tolerate you.
A strong woman will cry, but she will never give up. ~ ~ ~ A strong woman will cry, but she will never give up.
26: Who is better than who? If I'm wrong, just kneel down.
If I fall down in front of you, I will get up in front of you and live better than you.
Happiness is a virus. I am the source of the virus, infecting you and the whole world.
29: If you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.
30: I believe you won't leave when you come. I'll pretend you haven't been here when you leave. We should treat fate and love like this.
3 1: "Quality" reflects quality and "strength".
32: It is better to be proud of loneliness than humble love.
33: Play generously and love securely.
34: It has nothing to do with yourself.
35: raise when you are young and raise when you are old. If you close your knife, it will be a beautiful woman, not a Jianghu! Draw your sword and return to the rivers and lakes, for brothers!
I am like a meek wolf, looking down at the king of the world.
I will never bite a dog, but I'm not sure I will let it live after it bites me.
You don't have to take responsibility for our separation, but I feel uneasy about being involved in it, which is better than being entangled bit by bit in the future.
I warn you to stay away from him. I've been very restrained. When I explode, you should be prepared to turn into crumbs.
40: If you love him, you should lock him in the house. If he tries to escape, break his leg.
4 1: The road is still so long, I don't mind being king myself.
42: Don't try to leave me, or I will be bloodied in the north and marry you again.
When the sky is burning for a long time, follow us to be crowned king.
When I roar, the whole world will bear my anger!
45: If you like someone, go after them. If you can't catch him, keep chasing him. If you can't catch him, break his leg.
Brother, don't let me use my power in Beijing. I don't want to start a bloody relationship.
47: Watch the fans die behind and turn around to scare away millions of heroes!
If there is a burning cloud in the sky, I will be the one who burns the sky.
49: I'm holding a banner to conquer half of the country. I'll play the throne and you sit down.
God obeys me, God prospers, and God makes him die against me.
5 1: Women who rely on blood and beauty don't need men.
52: Don't wait for me to slap you to know how to sew your mouth!
I never flatter anyone, and my mouth is not sweet enough, but if you want to disappoint me, I have the capital to make you despair.
54: I am compassionate. If the Buddha doesn't destroy you, I will destroy you.
55: My sister's love is never given to those who deserve it. Everyone else, please get out of the way.
56: slap the wishful thinking to death, and then you are out.
2020 is awesome. Tell me about it.
1. Only after being displaced from place to place can you reapply for the traces left by time. 2. Am I redundant? Actually, I'm not redundant. There is only one me in the world. How can I be redundant? That's the only one.
I really want to know how important I am in your world.
Do you still remember that when you looked up at the sky, you suddenly burst into tears.
5. Eating food to lose weight shows that she is unhappy.
6. I can resist anything except money and beautiful women.
7. I'm not a customer service person, so I have to answer everything you have no right to ask.
8. There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.
I was born a king, and I made my own laws. Those who follow it prosper, and those who don't follow it die.
10, you push everyone away and say you are lonely.
1 1. If I don't care, I won't mind your business.
12, even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.
13, reading people's mood is a tiring thing.
14, sometimes the font faintly visible on the wall is someone's little secret.
15. Reading travel novels every day makes the toilet look like a hole.
16, I'm afraid finding you will bother you, but I really miss you if I can't find you.
17, no matter how annoyed you are, don't forget to smile and worry, but also pay attention to your tired tone and cherish yourself!
18, you were destined to go back as soon as you were born!
19 Do you know what is the farthest distance in the world? This is a fucking misunderstanding.
20, those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. You ask her to open the courier and try it without scissors.
2 1, the emotion that can't be dissipated has changed from heart to deep love.
22, China young people's life, work and the official second generation competition, emotional competition with the rich second generation.
How happy children will be if their homework can be copied and pasted.
24.iphone is thinner, ipad is thinner, Oreo is thinner and even feels thinner. Homework Jun, when will you get thinner?
25. Reading a newspaper in the toilet is equivalent to wiping your ass after defecation, which is a process, otherwise it is not called completion.
26. Every day, 50% of the time is spent despising yourself, and the other 50% is spent forgiving yourself.
27. Before you come near me, think clearly that I have nothing but beauty.
28. Those little ambiguous feelings have been precipitated by me forever.
29. Give you some floods, and you will flood; Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a break, and you will lay eggs.
30. The pace of modern love wars is so fast that people try their best to guess.
3 1. If you have a pair of wings, you should be braised.
Don't talk to me about sincerity. You are no longer qualified.
If you want to see lightning, I'll cut the wire with a kitchen knife.
34. If there is only one bite of porridge in the future, you drink it first, and then I lick the bowl clean.
35. According to Maslow's demand theory, you are my most basic survival demand, and I am not in the mood to make money without you.
Don't look up, just look up and the ozone layer will be broken.
37. Do you suddenly think of a person or a thing, and then laugh silly?
38. Either insist on loving me or leave early.
39. Every time you weigh yourself, you tell yourself that if you are light, you will lose weight. When you get heavier, for example, your breasts get bigger again.
40. hooligans are now the patent of women, and soft girls pull over.
4 1, I'm a passerby you forgot as soon as you turned around. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?
42. Some people test their strength, some people test their eyesight, and some people test their imagination. In short, it's all about personal ability.
43. I usually start laughing after being angry for a while. In fact, I also want to be cool and ignore people, but I can't hold back!
44. Think about love on the road. I think the best love is that two people become each other's partners.
45. Let's share weal and woe with * *. In the future, mine is mine and yours is mine.
46. The virus seems to be in love with my computer, and I can't bear to break them up.
47. You only care about your LOL but never consider my feelings.
48. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.
Please give me back everything I have paid for you.
50. On September 1 day in China, a bitter story called "Opening School" will be broadcast soon.
5 1, in love, together, bored, faded, quarreled and broke up.
52. My face is round and fleshy. It's okay. You can rub your face and play. You are thin, you have no meat, you have nothing to do, just watch me rub my face and play.
53. Your mouth is really poisonous. Did you grow up drinking pesticides?
54. What is a roommate? Roommates just put the money on the table and won't lose it. When they buy a bag of melon seeds, there will be a pile of melon seeds left.
55. People with tattoos are not necessarily hooligans. He may be Yue Fei.
56. Don't take the speed of playing video to challenge the technology of high cough.
57. Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain. This sentence is wrong, unless there are men and women.
58, said the old woman man is a man with two legs, short oil, it seems that your man is a toad with three legs.
59. I know that you still love me, although we have accepted the reason for separation.
60. Learn to be yourself and gracefully dispose of everything that doesn't belong to you.
6 1, there is a loquat tree in the yard, which was planted in my wife's hand when she died. Now it is as elegant as the cover.
62. I laughed at the man who said I had a bad temper. I am too beautiful and have a good temper.
63. Non-existent love can't be found, and true love can't be hidden.
64. If a person can't forgive others from the heart, he will never feel at ease.
65. Women don't lose weight. In fact, men like meat. All who like bones are dogs.
66. Life is a process from the white rabbit to the wolf and then to the old fox.
67. You always complain that others are too evil, but in fact you are too complicated.
68. Looking at beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.
69. The world is big, the scenery is beautiful, and life is short. Don't curl up in your own shadow.
70. Since everyone is at fault, who are you to talk about each other? Obviously, your moral quality is not good, huh.
7 1, there is no fate between you and me, it all depends on my face value.
72, people can't take money into the grave. But money can take people to the grave.
73. Living wastes air, dying wastes land and wasting RMB at home.
74. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?
75. As time goes by, friends become dogs and lovers leave.
76. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!
77. As long as the hoe jumps well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.
78, benefactor, you see the wrong person. I have been a big brother for many years, and I don't like cold beds.
79. Sister, I'm not sentimental. My sister just likes beautiful things.
80. We are all naive children, tortured by reality into madness.
8 1, don't think that an iron pot on your head is better than a broken hat. You talk like a fart. Fart still stinks, and you don't even smell it.
82. After you were born, were you thrown for the last time, but only caught once?
83. For future happiness, I am not afraid of eating vegetables, swallowing chaff, being famous or being strong.
Just because I don't stop you from being a bitch doesn't mean you can push your luck.
85. There are two kinds of poor households, one is poor because of lack of money and the other is poor because of lack of sleep. After all, it's both.
86. Seeing you walking alone in the street, I wanted to come and accompany you, but you didn't want to see me.
I am lonely, but I don't need your charity.
I gave you the right to love me, but I didn't give you the right to give up.
89. Sister Lin didn't die of illness, but actually fell from the sky and died.
90. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.
9 1. A celebrity is someone who doesn't know who he is before he becomes famous and who he is after he becomes famous.
92. There are too many thugs recently, and I don't need to hide my identity!
93. The so-called life in human mouth is nothing but a white lie.
94. We should also try to sing the written last words to worship our madness about love.
95. There are no white pies in the sky, only white bricks.
96. Poor eyesight and fair hearing, but serious mental problems.
97. I feel that I am in love with my math teacher, because in front of the person I love, my IQ is basically zero.
98. Every woman is always mean to a man.
99. Lower your social status, make yourself live a little easier and spend every day happily.
100, after breaking up, I don't want anything. I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one.
10 1. Those who love me, please continue. People who hate me, don't give up
102, the person I love, I want to give you happiness with my own hands, and I don't trust others!
103, you are rich and embarrassed; You are strong and awesome; I want to waste you in the blink of an eye.
104, Kettle, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?
105, if there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or sunbathing!
106, hate too much and don't let yourself have scars.
107, intermittent complacency, persistent laziness and waiting for death.
108, you don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.
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