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Hachi wants to cheer and talk about famine.
2, low-key, trade-offs, there must be gains and losses. You can forget the past, but you must let go.
Now that we can meet again, don't think about how many cracks it has. I've always insisted on this.
4. Can you get an erection until the cow?
Maybe there was no one around you, so you came back to me?
6, yellow leaves covered the path, looking at the leaves all over the ground, filled with yellow autumn, silent tears thousands of lines.
7. The people I love don't have to listen to me, but they must do what they say.
8. [I hate all games in the name of love, guessing each other]
9. Let there be no regrets in life, because I loved you.
10, for your Audi, my Dior, we have to refuel!
1 1. If you can still breathe after failure, don't lose heart and cheer up no matter how difficult it is.
12, I tried to hate you but remembered your smile.
13, how long can the recovered feelings last? It's like a broken mirror.
14, I was unhappy, and I was the only one who didn't notice it. -Lin's "Goodbye Two Dingmu"
15, you love her happily.
16, I can't bear to turn back, but I can come back.
17. Who made an eternal oath with me?
18, even if it is arsenic mixed with honey, if it is given by you, I will look up and swallow it.
19, please forgive me. My smile is extremely low. I just don't want to frown.
20. Without wind and waves, it is impossible to show the true colors of sails; Without twists and turns, you can't taste the joy of life.
My affectation, my meanness is only for you.
1, I believe that there is love in this world, and I don't believe that love will happen to me.
When a person is lonely, only tears know him best.
It is not painful to give up someone, but it is painful to give up the love in your heart.
I hate waiting, because this deadline is always unknown.
The more you get, the more you lose. The more you know, the greater the harm. The more you care, the sadder it is.
6. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.
7. If one day you find that I don't care about you, please think about whether you cared about me when I cared about you.
8. After meeting you, I long to be a fish. I only remember you for seven seconds. So you can forget all the pain.
9. You think letting go will make me happy, but you don't know that my greatest happiness is to hold hands with you.
10, if one day, the whole world doesn't want you. When you come to me, I will tell you' I don't want you either'
1 1, I tried my best not to let the people around me feel sad, only to find that I was injured.
12, since when, QQ has become a habit, and no one can chat in a group.
13, there is always someone, no matter what he did to you before, you will always find a reason to forgive him.
14, comfort others, but not yourself.
15, please remember that I once loved you deeply, and I didn't just say it.
16, I left you not because I don't love you, but because you don't know how to cherish it.
17, the happiest thing every day is to cook for yourself, and the most painful thing is to eat your own cooking!
18, girl, cried, hurt, loved, and you grew up!
19, it is normal for women to be jealous. If a man is jealous, you know he is serious.
20. If one day I change, please remember that there is a sentence called thank you.
2 1. In China, living is the best, forcing people to die, beating people alive, beating people alive. Listen, it's best to be alive.
22. All students have a tacit understanding that they will turn on the lights and work hard at home a few nights before school starts.
23. It turns out that some people you think are very important will never contact you unless you contact them.
24. Our love, the doctor said: He has done his best.
25. Being a girl should be brave and strong, not decadent or sad. We must bravely face lies, perfunctory, cheating and forgetting promises.
26. Loving someone who doesn't love you hurts yourself and embarrasses others.
Classic sentence that satirizes men: In order to leave you, I want to immigrate to Mars.
1, I have never understood a question, why do people think you are a man?
Your appearance is refreshing.
Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?
4. What can I say, as long as your base number doesn't affect us.
Humus that has been deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.
6. When a mosquito bites your face, it will want to commit suicide.
7. Get a haircut and change your hairstyle. This is the best way to look at your face.
8. You are a real jerk. I hate you so much now that I can't wait to rush to your house and kill you!
9. It cleared up and the rain stopped. You think you can do it.
10, the difference between you and a pig is that a pig has always been a pig, but sometimes you are not a person!
1 1, there is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.
12, I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.
13, man, always smiling, eyes discharging, either sick or cheating! A woman with breast enhancement and thin waist is dissolute and coquettish, either taking out her pocket or letting you have a black knife! These days, freaks and banshees, look out!
14, it's really nothing, but as soon as the wolf barks, we make up one lie after another.
15, once you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.
16, ugliness is really hard for you. I ran out in the morning to scare people and ran out at night to scare ghosts.
17, who didn't take off their pants and exposed you?
18, if someone wants to fly a plane into Gemini, you can have the same power as long as you skydive.
19, snoring in bed, often wearing underwear backwards.
20. Even a flower is more handsome than 10 times.
2 1, I don't want to think about your old mug. I'm embarrassed to take it out. How did I spend it before shopping!
22. I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.
23. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will be broken.
Actually, I still feel a little guilty, but now I feel good! I laughed hysterically again!
25. Even if you were the only man left, I wouldn't look at you again. I despise your personality!
26. Life with incomplete evolution and aliens with gene mutation.
27. Don't challenge our normal IQ with the limit of your thinking.
28. In fact, I was playing with you from the beginning! So you left me without feeling sad!
29. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone!
30. You should reflect on what's wrong with yourself! I won't tell you the answer again!
3 1, you are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.
Even if the truck hits you in front of me, I won't take you to the hospital! You waste oxygen!
33. Why cover your face with your ass?
34. It's shameless for an animal to pretend to be a respectable gentleman!
I have a face of robbing a bank and a blue finger. This makes me sick!
36. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?
37. The oversized and shameless horn is a disgrace to Eskimos.
38. It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.
39. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. Nothing a person says is true. Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, sows can climb trees!
40. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant. Give you a little flood, and you will flood. Give you some color, and you will open a dye house.
4 1, uncle, you look great, like a wooden stick.
42. Are you happy to really make me angry and call you heartless? You are really no ordinary goods!
43. As long as you look like salted fish, you still mention salted fish to me. People's salted fish will be salted for half a year and die early. Can you turn over? Let me see. Turn it over. Turn it over.
44, you need to rebuild!
45, you die, as far away as possible! Let me see you scold again, you should know my temper!
46. Hold your hand and drag it away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!
47. You have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth to find a girlfriend.
48. There is a big plate on these two lips. The prickly heat covered by the cover, a group of geese saw your face turn around and flew south and jumped west. Look how scary you are.
49. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.
50. After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.
5 1, sorry to make you laugh.
52. You said do it again. Are you still bullied so badly by me? Want to know the answer?
Fortunately, I didn't let you take advantage of me in the past, otherwise I would have lost a lot. What luck!
54. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.
Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?
56. He always sits still until he is tempted. He was indomitable until he was tortured!
57. What's wrong with my brain? It also proves that I have a brain. When I look at you, I have no brain. Go home and ask your mother to buy you two boxes of melatonin and see if I can make up for the birth defects.
Although you are tall, you have eight legs. Do you think I don't know until you tell me?
59. But you will never get revenge again. That's why I told you the truth. Are you angry?
You are so smart, you know you are alone.
6 1, you are not so much like a duck in the street as a new human being. Tired of watching Xiao Taibao's death!
62. I'll kick your foot when you die! You are so stupid! Ten thousand more times, and you will die at my hands!
63. I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.
64. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.
65. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touch.
66. I will never buy wool for your mother again. That sweater is an insult to me!
67. I have never seen you like this. I said no, and I confessed like this.
68. You look fresh!
69. I do not love you. Do you think I really loved you before? Stop bragging! I'm playing you!
70. If being handsome is a gift from God, it seems that God didn't look at you.
7 1, I have seen many ugly people, but it is too much to look like you!
72. You are you and I am me. In the future, make a clean break, and die of old age, or you will be a bastard!
73. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you!
Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!
75. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.
76. You are so fucking postmodern!
77. Love is precious, and marriage is really expensive.
Even if you have cancer, if you have one last day, I won't sympathize with you, because you deserve it!
79, your appearance is not allowed to be measured!
80. Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you to speak.
8 1, the east is not bright, the west is bright, and Erli is like you.
Even if you kneel before me again, I won't relent and forgive you. You are so hypocritical!
83. You chased me naked for two kilometers, and I turned around and became a gangster!
84. Damn, you are too easy to recognize.
85. Forget it! Scolding you is just a waste of my saliva. I don't deserve and don't need to give it to someone like you!
86. You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.
87. swearing at you can't dispel my anger. Do you know why? I don't think you are badly hurt!
88. You are really creative and have the courage to live!
89. Do you have any childhood shadows? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth and year after year.
90. Although we've known each other for so long and haven't quarreled several times, do you think I'm accommodating you bastard?
9 1, you are gold and I am coal, you will glow and I will heat up. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.
92, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half in the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!
93. A man's infidelity is like a dog. He can't change his mind and eats shit. Don't imagine that he will stop there, and don't listen to his vows.
94. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.
95. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.
96. You look like the scene of an accident!
97. Completely forgive my original behavior! Otherwise, you will never forget me in your life, and I am ashamed!
98. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.
99. Dead? Then I'll shut up. I'm not interested in wasting my breath on a dead man Rest in peace!
100, in order to leave you, I want to immigrate to Mars.
10 1. Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.
102, the one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.
103, my friend said we were made for each other, bah! You really don't deserve me!
104, were you kissed by pig a when you were a child?
105, are you out of your mind and didn't arrange a water pipe?
106, ignore it and treat it like a pig.
107, what Zhong Wuyan, what Xia Yingchun.
108, come on! I'm not interested in you anymore. Stop pestering me, or I'll find someone to beat you up!
Talk about living hard and cheering for your dreams. You can do it.
I lost the man who loved me, and I didn't really appreciate it until I lost him.
I wish I could look back with years and grow old with deep affection.
Some people don't just let go, they just keep one person in their hearts.
You told me to put it down and let me go by myself. What do you want me to do? Where do you put it? Once so beautiful, so sweet, so many jokes, do you really want to forget each other in the rivers and lakes? Sorry, I can't.
I look forward to someone who can hold me in the palm of my hand.
These are all performances before marriage or before giving birth to children. Generally, everything will change after having children.
I am lucky to meet a man who loves me so much, and I will cherish him.
Love is beautiful, but it often doesn't last long. Many people want to touch it, but they will also lose themselves in that spiritual world. They always want to give each other more, but when the other person feels happy, it will become a burden or take it for granted over time. At that stage, the giver will feel powerless or helpless, and the enjoyer will often give you a fatal blow at this time. So I can only say that your love is developing too blindly. So good love does not mean how suitable two people are, nor how much they love each other and care about each other. But learn to know yourself, respect yourself and love yourself before you love each other! This may have a much better ending.
People who haven't eaten at midnight are not enough to talk about life. Who hasn't, silently crying?
I only have eyes for you, but everything has lost its color.
It's easier said than done.
I only have him in my heart, just a brief encounter.
I can't see my circle of friends anymore, starting from whether we can be friends and ending from whether we can be friends.
I can only say that I still love you.
I have all these, but I don't want to bother you any more. Your happiness is my happiness.
The person who fears me the most is really the person who likes me the most, but I lost him.
A man who really has you in his heart will not be willing to let you get a little hurt!
Pretending to be indifferent on the surface, but actually paying attention to her every move all the time, just missing an excuse to chat with her and disturb others.
With your meticulous care, I have never envied others.
I said I was very tired and annoyed recently. You asked me what happened. I said I don't know what happened. I just miss you. You said you missed me, too. . . So we fell into endless silence.
I am lucky to meet a man who loves me so much. I am a happy woman.
It's really painful not to let go, hide your grievances in your heart and do your best without asking for anything in return!
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