Forty humorous sentences about eating instant noodles on weekends and posting them on WeChat Moments

Part 1 of humorous sentences about eating instant noodles and posting them on social media on weekends

1. You are instant noodles, I am water, and I want to soak you.

2. When I ate instant noodles at night, I made myself two eggs, two slices of cheese, and a piece of ham. What a sin.

3. I hate eating instant noodles~

4. Every time I secretly make a bowl of noodles and eat them in the room, my mother will smell it as soon as I go up to the second floor and say that you are eating instant noodles again. Isn’t it? A bad smell! How could it be! Why does Laotan pickled cabbage stink! It's obviously spicy! ! ! snort!

5. I shouldn’t eat instant noodles and dumplings so late at night that my stomach aches and I shed tears.

6. Eat instant noodles while adding red dates to maintain health, and you will be born in the 90s.

7. What is loneliness? It’s not about eating instant noodles alone in a convenience store late at night, it’s not about having no one like your friend list, it’s not about being single and having no one to look after you. Loneliness is when no one understands what you say. So, you stopped talking.

8. At this point, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking whether I should eat instant noodles? After hesitating for a long time, another voice sounded in my mind: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

9. I debated whether it was inappropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this point, but then I thought about how happy it would be to eat barbecue and boiled noodles on the roadside at this time, so the water was already boiled.

10. After being single for a long time, eating instant noodles can cause hallucinations.

11. Eat a luxurious lunch box once or twice a month. It’s really sad to eat instant noodles every day without pickled mustard.

12. What is like? I like it as a cheat meal that I only eat once a week. If you ask me to eat instant noodles, I will agree to it.

13. The perfect match is dumplings and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies, popcorn instant noodles and ham sausage, and the handsome guy and the handsome guy will always be together like this

14 .The first time I came back from get off work, I was so tired that I didn’t want to move. I ate two bananas. I was full and didn’t want to eat anything anymore. I came up with the idea of ??eating instant noodles. It seems that I have been really tired recently!

15. I didn’t have breakfast, smelled the aroma of the uncle next to me eating instant noodles, and swallowed like crazy. It was really hard for me!

16. My dad had to tell me when he was eating instant noodles at night, okay, now I’m eating them too.

17. Why can I gain weight even if I eat instant noodles every day? It must be a deficiency.

18. I went to the Internet cafe at ten in the morning and had a bucket of instant noodles for breakfast and lunch. I walked out of the Internet cafe at about eleven o'clock in the evening and stood in the bustling streets of Guiping, feeling a little down and out.

19. I used to love instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat spicy beef instant noodles with two eggs.

20. It turns out that when you are lonely, no matter what flavor of instant noodles you eat, it is the same. Part 2 of humorous sentences about eating instant noodles on weekends and posting them on social media

21. I spent a whole day tinkering around today and couldn’t make anything edible. So I ate instant noodles when I was hungry late at night.

22. On the winter solstice, a person is playing with the computer and eating instant noodles.

23. If you have no money and struggle to eat instant noodles, or you feel sad but no one shares it, just remember to get through it.

24. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy hotpot, Lao Tan pickled cabbage instant noodles...

25. Why don’t I enjoy the silky smoothness when I eat Dove? There are no big chunks of beef when eating instant noodles, and you can stop eating Xuanmai.

26. I was hungry at night and ate a small bucket of instant noodles. Then I felt bloated after eating, so I took Jianweixiaoshi tablets.

27. Last night I was hungry and I vomited immediately after eating this instant noodles. Today I am still thinking about whether to eat it.

28. I suddenly want to eat instant noodles with eggs and a glass of sake. I want to eat instant noodles because I am hungry, and I want to drink a glass of wine because I am afraid that I will be thirsty while eating instant noodles...

29. The technological era in which instant noodles can be cooked with tap water has finally come true.

30. The gold-fishing wife: can carry a bag of explosives on her head, has freckles on her face like a bird's nest, is known as "Sharp Brother" in her clothes, barely earns money to eat instant noodles, can collect water from the house when it rains, and needs to run the car on foot, you If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

31. When taking a shower, turn the faucet to the right to freeze to death, turn to the left to burn to death, tie your hair twice, loosen three times and tighten. You can’t finish one bucket of instant noodles and you can’t finish two buckets.

32. I am autistic, and the girl in the dormitory eats instant noodles so delicious that it kills me.

33. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

34. How difficult is it to break a person’s habits? It’s like when I eat instant noodles, I must add vinegar.

35. When meeting old classmates, everyone put on a false smile and said polite words. They would never stay up late in the dormitory reading and eating instant noodles like before.

36. Eating instant noodles all the time is bad for your health... Tell me not to eat instant noodles, no one will cook for me and let me drink the northwest wind

37. I was just hungry, but both legs were burned by the freshly boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life. I finally understand what heartbreaking pain is.

38. Yesterday, I worked hard all night with instant noodles. Today I just came to the hospital with my hands. On the way here, I was checking the delivery status~~~ Singles are all successful!

39. I hope you have a good life, don’t stay up late, don’t have insomnia, go to bed on time, get up on time, eat on time, eat less instant noodles, exercise well, study hard, and think of me occasionally

40. What is misfortune is to accidentally pour oil onto your pants while eating instant noodles. Forty humorous sentences about eating durian at night and send them to WeChat Moments

One humorous sentence about eating durian at night and send them to WeChat Moments

1. If you were sitting under the durian tree at that time, So today's work is not so easy.

2. Why eating durian and soaking your feet every day can’t relieve menstrual cramps at all.

3. I ate very delicious durian today. Even my husband, who never likes durian, ended up competing with me to eat it.

4. I ate McDonald’s all day and ate a lot of durian at night, which was beyond the limit

5. I can resist not eating, but I can’t help but not eat durian.

6. What do I smell! Eating durian on the train is so breathtaking!

7. How pitiful it is that you can’t eat durian. When you go to the supermarket, you can only stand in front of a pile of durians and smell them. The same goes for mangos and pineapples.

8. I made an old Cantonese dessert called Bo Zi Cake, adding salted egg yolk and durian. It has a springy and delicate texture! While retaining the original softness and glutinousness of the bo zai cake, you can also enjoy salted egg yolk and sweet durian. It’s so satisfying!

9. I especially like to eat durian, hahahaha, I bought durian-flavored soda water

10. What’s new today is that Xiao Chang knows that I like to eat durian. Yesterday I bought a big one to pick me up. I can only give Uncle Zhengan Cute, he bought another one today but he is not familiar with Angrily, he keeps answering the phone: How can he eat durian into his mouth

11. The taste of durian, that is good The food couldn't be more delicious. Take a piece of fruit pulp and put it into your mouth. It is slippery and soft and delicate when you touch it on your tongue. It's sweet and sweet, making people love it more and want to eat it more.

12. One person ate a whole durian, which was so full and full of calories.

13. I ate a durian in the morning, looking forward to not having to burp later

14. The orchid crab was super tender and fresh, and the durian was in great bloom. I ate until I was full, and there was still some leftover. Down.

15. I couldn’t hold it back. My classmate and I each ate a durian candy during class.

16. I ate KFC all day and ate a lot of durian at night. I was very satisfied.

17. It’s good to live like a durian. Not everyone may like it, but those who like it are very popular.

18. I ate durian twice in a week. If I kept eating like that every week, I wouldn’t be able to survive.

19. I was eating durian, but this guy was silent The girl walked over to me and asked: Mom, are you eating stinky food?

20. My eldest brother likes to eat durian and jackfruit, but they are high in sugar. The main goal this year is to help lose weight and help digestion. I still have to cook by myself, otherwise I have to hold back and have to talk to me at night. Humorous sentences about eating durian to post on Moments Part 2

21. The old mother who had a lot of scruples was filled with joy the moment she ate the durian. It was so delicious. I love durian!

22. I always feel like I said I would never eat durian again this year, but I started eating durian again. It’s so sweet and delicious.

23. I am going to Thailand this year to eat durians, ride an elephant, and hug a ladyboy, one in each hand.

24. A pregnant mother who was still eating durian in the middle of the night ate all the durian in one night

25. I don’t like to eat durian. If you like to eat durian, you can like it. You have to pull me and tell me that durian is so delicious, how can you not like it? Durian is the best in the world. It is wrong for you not to like durian

26. Durian pulp contains starch, sugar, Protein, as well as a variety of vitamins, are quite nutritious. Therefore, it is well deserved the nickname "King of Fruits".

27. There is no problem in the world that a piece of durian cannot solve. If one piece is not enough, get a whole one

28. After eating durian in the afternoon, I burp or smell durian at night, so happy!

29. It’s the season to eat durian again, so take your time.

30. I like to eat durian cake, durian pizza, and snail noodles. I admit that I am a person with heavy taste.

31. I like to eat durian, but I don’t like to eat durian wife cake.

32. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and a heavy rain came.

33. They all looked delicious. I was starving to death. I was starving to death. , I really want to eat snail noodles and durian pizza.

34. You cannot sing with a microphone after eating durian, if you still want the microphone.

35. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I wanted to say to it: "We will never meet again in this life"

36. I like eating durian very much recently, and Dong brother looks at me every time If you make a vomiting expression when eating, you really don’t enjoy delicious food

37. Eating it three times a month is the biggest affirmation for this durian pizza as a person who doesn’t like durian.

38. Lunch for one person, a whole durian pizza, after eating the filling, the crust is left.

39. It’s been a long time since I’ve eaten durian. It’s really delicious and a delicacy in the world.

40. There is no trouble in the world that a piece of durian cannot solve. If one piece is not enough, then get a whole one. Life is like durian, the better you get, the sweeter you eat. Forty short sentences about eating instant noodles and posting them on WeChat Moments after watching TV dramas late at night

One short sentence about eating instant noodles and posting them on WeChat Moments after watching TV dramas late at night

1. As you get older, My stomach hurts after eating hot pot, my gums swell after eating instant noodles, and my stomach still hurts after eating roasted gluten.

2. I no longer like eating instant noodles. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach also finds it difficult to accept. I feel like vomiting every time I eat it.

3. It was my first time to make a green train. Everyone in the train was crying while eating instant noodles. I ordered the fried beef river, which tasted better than the box lunch.

4. We are a couple after all. He got off work late and I waited. At 7:30 in the evening, we were still in the store without eating. We ate instant noodles with him and shared the joys and sorrows. Will we be rich in the future? This is how it goes!

5. I was hungry at night and ate a small bucket of instant noodles. Then I felt bloated after eating, so I took Jianweixiaoshi tablets.

6. Some people only judge the quality of a celebrity based on rumors on the Internet, but forget to think that these articles were written by some people while lying down and eating instant noodles.

7. I was hungry and ate bread and instant noodles at night. My brother and I volunteered during the day and ate two meals in the cafeteria for free.

8. Why can I gain weight even if I eat instant noodles every day? It must be a deficiency.

9. The most popular Korean drama I watch is instant noodles. Every time I watch it, I want to eat it. However, every time I eat it, I feel like vomiting.

10. My appetite is so small now that my old father, who doesn’t like me eating instant noodles, personally made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I would be hungry.

11. I am autistic, and the girl in the dormitory eats instant noodles so delicious that it kills me.

12. I’m so greedy. If I eat instant noodles with pickled pepper chicken feet at night, I’m afraid I’ll get fat to death.

13. I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was going to eat instant noodles, but the soup spilled all over the bed. Not only did I have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but I also had to blow-dry the mattress.

14. Watching other people eat instant noodles, I was also greedy and made a bowl of instant noodles. After two bites, I didn’t want to think that it smelled good but tasted bad.

15. What kind of instant noodles should I eat at night? It’s not healthy at all. I feel like vomiting when I smell it!

16. A side effect of eating instant noodles late at night is a rumbling stomach.

17. I am confused today, why is it more delicious to eat instant noodles on the train than elsewhere?

18. When I returned to the dormitory every day, I was so hungry that I struggled for a while. I couldn’t stand the hunger anymore, so I started eating instant noodles. Today it was tomato noodles, which was enough. After I finished eating, I couldn’t bear it.

19. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, there is no girl to buy a bucket of instant noodles and go home to make them. . .

20. People really change, just like I used to like instant noodles and braised noodles, but now I like hot and sour noodles. Part 2 of short sentences about eating instant noodles and posting them on social media late at night after watching dramas

21. Instant noodles and Kangxi are here, continuing the comfortable life of the police station, eating well and sleeping well, sleeping well and going to class, eh.

22. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

23. What is like? I like it as a cheat meal that I only eat once a week. If you ask me to eat instant noodles, I will agree to it.

24. Eating this tastes a bit like living in a dormitory, the era of instant noodles. When you are hungry at night, you can enjoy the delicious instant noodles.

25. Eating instant noodles without adding sausage and braised eggs is the biggest compromise I have made in my weight loss career.

26. Laotan pickled cabbage noodles with two ham sausages. Cooked for two minutes, it was perfect. I really like eating instant noodles.

27. After tinkering all day today, I couldn’t make anything edible. I was hungry late at night and ate instant noodles.

28. If you don’t have money, a car, a house, or a career, just follow other people’s methods of picking up girls and go for instant noodles.

29. Last night I was hungry and I vomited immediately after eating this instant noodles. Today I am still thinking about whether to eat it.

30. After brushing my teeth, I lay in bed and scrolled through my phone. The more I brushed, the hungrier I got, so I got up and ate instant noodles. Can't eat anymore.

31. Xiao Chen finally lived the life he dreamed of as a child: eating instant noodles three meals a day.

32. In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My dad urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are full of preservatives and cannot be eaten. Me: Who wants to eat instant noodles with me? Dad, do you want it? My dad: Yes.

33. When I ate instant noodles at night, I made myself two eggs, two slices of cheese, and a piece of ham. What a sin.

34. I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles~

35. When I was a kid, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

36. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy limits me. I will start eating instant noodles today.

37. Suddenly smelled the smell of instant noodles. My roommate ate instant noodles and drank Coke in the middle of the night. Why didn’t he gain weight?

38. Wait until two o’clock to transfer to Lianjiang.

Eating instant noodles in McDonald's at the railway station, it felt like the waiter wanted to kill us. Hahaha. The customers next to us saw our instant noodles and were eager to buy them.

39. I ate a bowl of instant noodles and so many snacks late at night that I was so full that I almost vomited it out.

40. Jiang Lili, Xianting and I really wish we were still happy eating instant noodles in our senior year of high school. Post humorous sentences on Moments about eating instant noodles (a collection of 39 sentences)

Post humorous sentences on Moments about eating instant noodles (Part 1)

1. The result of not knowing how to eat is that you often I was forced to eat instant noodles at noon, ahhhhh, I want to have a big meal!

2. When you are very hungry, the person next to you is eating instant noodles, it is really desperate

3. Wait until two o'clock to transfer to Lianjiang. Eating instant noodles in McDonald's at the railway station, it felt like the waiter wanted to kill us. Hahaha. The customers next to us saw our instant noodles and were eager to buy them.

4. The most popular Korean drama I watch is instant noodles. Every time I watch it, I want to eat it. However, every time I eat it, I feel like vomiting.

5. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to dissipate the smell. I think the smell is really strong, but Akuan is really delicious. This time I ate the noodles.

6. Why can I gain weight even if I eat instant noodles every day? It must be a deficiency.

7. On the winter solstice, a person is playing with the computer and eating instant noodles.

8. Don’t lose sight of the person who has eyes for you, the person who eats instant noodles and endures hardships with you.

9. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy hotpot, Lao Tan pickled cabbage instant noodles...

10. I hate eating instant noodles~

11. I feel very painful when I think about not being able to go home this coming weekend and having to order takeout and eat instant noodles every day.

12. I spent a long time in the library debating whether to go back to eat instant noodles. It’s better to arrange such a big event for Friday night.

13. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain with you. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you. But if you don’t hesitate to get it, you don’t deserve love anymore.

14. I eat buckets of instant noodles when I’m hungry at night. I want to boost my performance at the end of the year, but I can’t wake up during the day and have a headache.

15. Honey, can you make my instant noodles? Why, you ask? First, I want to pick you up; second, I like to eat instant noodles.

16. I no longer like to eat instant noodles. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach also finds it difficult to accept. I feel like vomiting every time I eat it.

17. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I rarely eat them, so I think they are too delicious, so I take every bite carefully.

18. When I was poor, even if I ate instant noodles, I would eat eight kinds of flavors, and they would be different every day.

19. I advise everyone to eat at night. Don’t wait until you feel hungry in the middle of the night and eat a big bowl of instant noodles before you start to regret it.

20. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry at night and ate instant noodles. Post humorous sentences on Moments while eating instant noodles (Part 2)

21. Laotan pickled cabbage noodles with two ham sausages. Cooked for two minutes, it was perfect. I really like eating instant noodles.

22. I thought I had everything sorted out, but suddenly I remembered that I should buy a few packs of instant noodles and pickled mustard. As I was typing, I wanted to eat instant noodles.

23. Eating instant noodles at night is so fun and exciting.

24. I was hungry at night and ate a small bucket of instant noodles. Then I felt bloated after eating, so I took Jianweixiaoshi tablets.

25. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy limits me. I will start eating instant noodles today.

26. Now I really want to eat instant noodles, spicy hotpot, skewers, barbecue, fish meal, snail noodles, KFC, etc., and there are ten thousand ants crawling in my heart.

27. It’s the first time I’m celebrating New Year’s Eve alone. On the table are yesterday’s leftover instant noodles and half a can of Coke. I realize that because the Spring Festival came so quietly, I didn’t buy any new year’s dried fruits. Sure enough, it's a bit annoying~~

28. I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat spicy beef instant noodles with two eggs.

29. The most beautiful woman will never come back, Xiao Qiang wears a vulgar butterfly shirt and instant noodles.

30. I am autistic, and the girl in the dormitory eats instant noodles so delicious that it kills me .

31. You are instant noodles and I am water. I want to soak you.

32. When you eat instant noodles alone, you feel like you are suffering alone, but so do I. Everybody is, that’s life.

33. Xiao Chen finally lived the life he dreamed of as a child: eating instant noodles three meals a day.

34. When you want to be pretentious at night, hold back, usually just have a late night snack, and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and grilled skewers what you want to say. Eat them when they hear too many of your secrets.

35. I like eating instant noodles so much in the middle of the night. It’s so delicious. In my previous life, I was eating instant noodles.

36. I have been eating instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. When I came to work today, I was told that the canteen was closed, so I continued to eat instant noodles.

37. My first business trip this year. The plane was delayed. I was hungry and tired and didn’t want to eat instant noodles.

38. A side effect of eating instant noodles at night is a rumbling stomach.

39. I curse all the people who treat me badly. I will eat instant noodles without any seasoning packets for the rest of my life...