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What are the classic lines in "Journey to the West"?
Guanyin: Sun Wukong, you beast, you originally promised Tathagata Buddha to escort your master Tang Sanzang to get the Western Scriptures, but you actually colluded with the Bull Demon King to eat your master. Do you know that you have committed a crime? A mortal sin? Sun Wukong: Stop being so wordy! You chased me for three days and three nights, but I didn't kill you because you were a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you! Tang Monk: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this? Wukong: Wow! Don't make any noise! Tang Seng: You are scaring me again! Guanyin: If you weren't afraid of me, why would you hurt Fairy Zixia and steal her Moonlight Box? Don't you just want to avoid me? Wukong: Since I can't hide, I will fight you to the death! (Wukong throws the Moonlight Box carelessly and hits Tang Seng on the head.) Tang Seng: What are you doing again? (The two were about to start, suddenly...) Tang Seng: Alas, alas! Don't be angry, everyone. Being angry will violate the precept of anger! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things away. There are so many things thrown around... Look, before I finish speaking, you threw away the stick again! The Moonlight Box is a treasure. Throwing it away will pollute the environment. Oh, what if it hits a child? Even if the children are not hit, it is wrong to hit those flowers and plants! (Wukong grabs the Moonlight Box in Tang Seng’s hand) Tang Seng: What are you doing? Wukong: Let go! Tang Seng: Do you want it? Wukong, if you want, just speak. How do I know you want it if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ...... Wukong: I'll pass! (Wukong knocks down Tang Monk with one punch.) Guanyin: Huh? Sun Wukong! Wukong: Did everyone see it? This guy talks at length about his mother-in-law and his mother-in-law, just like there is a fly all day long, buzzing... I'm sorry, it's not just one, it's a bunch of flies surrounding you, buzzing... buzzing... buzzing... flying to your inside the ear. Help! Help! (Wukong fell to the ground and rolled over, extremely painful.) Wukong: So I grabbed the fly, squeezed its belly, pulled out its intestines, then used its intestines to strangle its neck and pulled hard, haha ??-! The whole tongue is sticking out! I raised the knife again and dropped it, wow -! The whole world is purified. Now everyone understands why, I want to kill him! Guanyin: Humph! Wukong, you have so many excuses, but you don’t want to get the Western Scripture at all! Wukong: Why are you talking so much? Just fight! (The two had a battle, and Wukong was surrendered by Guanyin and placed in the nectar bottle.) Guanyin: Today I will do justice for heaven! Tang Seng: If the apprentice makes a mistake, the master is also responsible. Please let him live! Guanyin: I can’t explain to the Jade Emperor if I don’t destroy him! Tang Monk: Please tell my sister to the Jade Emperor, I am willing to sacrifice my life for this! (Sitting on the ground with hands folded, throwing the staff into the air) Chant Amitabha!
Let go... Oh, you want it, just make it clear if you want it. If you want it, I will give it to you. It’s impossible that I won’t give it to you if you say you want it. I insist on wanting it even if you say you don’t want it. To be reasonable with you all, now I will count to three and you will make it clear whether you want it or not! ——I~fuck
You should do this, and I should die too. There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut my throat with your sword! No more hesitation! If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to that girl: I love you. If I had to add a time limit to this love, I hope it would be... ten thousand years!
Do you need a reason to love someone? -Don't you need it? -Need it? -Don't you need it? -Need it? -Just say it, haha
That’s all I remember. . .
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