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A funny and warm-hearted love story that college students must see. How do scholars from different departments express their love?

1. Fine Arts Department

You carry the drawing board and I carry you.

Go to a place where it's just you and me

You draw the scenery, I draw you.

2. Medical Department

You are the oxygen flowing in my blood.

You are here.

Flower of life is so moving.

3. Department of Sociology

Would you like to join me?

Establish correct values?

loth

This idea is very dangerous.

I really need to have an in-depth communication with you.

4. Philosophy Department

Yesterday, God gave me two choices.

Become Aristotle or you

I didn't become Aristotle

I chose you.

5. Advertising Department

Be your lifelong party b.

Absolute obedience

Never complain

6. Department of Architecture

I will build a castle in my heart.

Only you live in the castle.

7. Pharmacy major

You are one of my heart-targeted preparations.

This drug lasts for life.

8. Department of Mathematics

I planted a seed of missing you at the singularity.

In an instant, thoughts spread all over the universe.

9. Director Department

Can you take a long shot for me?

Often for life.

No need for montage

10. Department of Literature

I used up all the words.

Exhauste all words

To the last expression

I still love you.

1 1. Department of Civil Engineering

I want to use a heart as strong as reinforced concrete.

protect life

12. Power sector

Now love is like direct current.

It's too short, there is no distance.

I hope to be an alternating current with you

You are on the other side of the ocean.

I am on the mainland side.

Naturally feel the current and voltage of love between us.

13. Business Department

Let me help you with your abacus.

I help you manage your money.

Let me help you with futures arbitrage.

You can spend my money at will.

My men are at your disposal.

14. History Department

You are in Zhoukou, Beijing

I am in Yuanmou, Yunnan

Pull up your furry little hand.

Love makes us walk upright.

How to write a long confession?

Love itself is a simple and complicated thing. It's simple to feel happy, but it's complicated when you meet something, but everyone experiences it like this. Look at the confession below. What will you feel after reading it? Do you think these words of confession are moving or uncomfortable?

A love letter to a girl

1, each of us wants to be a prince and princess in love. Some people are spoiled and some people care for them. Being loved and being loved is the truest desire of every soul.

Some people give you their hearts, but you pretend not to see them because you don't like them. Someone cuts out your heart, but you pretend it doesn't hurt because you love it.

In life, we always have so many desires and needs. Prosperity is not a poisoned wine. You think you're bored, but you've always wanted to get drunk and have fun. Waiting for colorful affairs is happiness; Dreaming in the sun with the person you like is happiness; It is also happiness to grow old with a period of time intertwined with cold and warm.

The happiness you pursue is actually the road under your feet. Don't think about anything else, don't hesitate, grasp it well, and one day you will catch up with your happiness!

I want to stop crying, I want to be stubborn and strong, I want to force my tears back, and I find my tears are out of control.

6. The saddest thing in the world is that two people fall in love but miss it because of silence. If you miss a beautiful love because of silence, you may suffer for life. If you have love in your heart, say it out loud. Only by bravely expressing your love can love have no regrets.

7. Among thousands of people, meet the person you want to meet. In thousands of years, in the endless wilderness of time, there is neither a step earlier nor a step later. When we meet, we can only say softly: Oh, are you here too?

8. We have all been confused and wandering, and the plot may be the same. Although it has been yellowed and blurred, it will always be dusty in our eyes. Since we are lovelorn and injured, we will simply sing all the way to the end. Let's go together with the curtain of love.

9. The most romantic love is not available. The most romantic love story is that the person who broke up with you called and asked: How are you? Your usual answer: I'm fine. In fact, you still love him, and you are not good at all. Men pretend to be strong, but they are afraid of being found weak by women. A woman pretends to be happy, but she is afraid that a man will find her sad love. Sometimes, this is a frustrating thing. The so-called reason and determination are just ridiculous words to comfort themselves. Love has always been a bondage, and the pursuit of love does not mean the pursuit of freedom. Freedom is precious, and we exchange this most precious thing for love. Because I love someone and know that I will lose my freedom, I am willing to make a promise.

Some people believe in true love, but the more they love, the more painful it is. Give up, don't want to give up, and you can't stand it if you go on. This is why you are entangled and sad. In fact, it is not true love that is destined to be together. The key to a good life is to love others. Choice is the most important part of love. All the pain is because you made the wrong choice. Being happy every day proves that you made the right choice.

1 1, true love is not love at first sight, but long-term love; The real fate is not the arrangement of heaven, but your initiative; The real inferiority is not that you are not excellent, but that you think too well of her; The real concern is not that you ask her to change what you think is good, but that you first discover her change; The real contradiction is not that she doesn't understand you, but that you refuse to tolerate her.

12, I never like to argue with others. Take it if you like, provided that you can take it. Love itself is a habit. We are used to a person, but don't change your lover easily. Because love is not a job, if it is lost, it can be found back. But love is lost and can't be found again. Even if you get it back, it's not the original love, and the person who loves you is not the original one.

13, love is like porcelain, it is easily broken, so it needs to be handled carefully. Love is like coffee, bitter, astringent and sweet. Excessive excitement and insomnia. Love is like a garden. There are roses and cacti in it. Love is like the moon, with the perfection of the fifteenth and the imperfection of the first day.

14, true love is not giving everything, but making yourself a better person. Finding someone who will make you happy all your life is the goal of love. The best is often the one who has been with you the longest. So you don't need too many criteria to choose a lover. There are three points: don't lie to you, don't hurt you, and stay with you.

15, time will let you know about love, time can prove love, and it can also overthrow love. If all the sadness, pain and failure were false, how good would it be? Unfortunately, there are many false feelings and false meanings in the world, but their pain, failure and sadness are always real.

16, if you love someone deeply, you should learn to stop yourself, don't take him as everything, don't tell him everything, and don't share all your secrets with him. If you invest too much, you will gradually forget yourself. People who have no self have no place in love. The only ending is that the tighter you hold on to love, the farther you run, which will only crush your wishes and let the once promises drift with the wind.

17, love is a pure emotion, sometimes willing, sometimes powerless. Love for a long time has become a habit; When it hurts for a long time, it becomes a notch; Hating for a long time has become a burden. People who have a heart will miss each other no matter how far away; Careless people are close at hand, but far away. If your love stays in the past, it only belongs to that time in the past.

18, a person is a passer-by, no matter how good, I don't want to go with you. No matter how many shortcomings a person has, he may tolerate you everywhere and accompany you to the end, and that is the end. Because companionship and understanding are more important than love. There will be a lot of love in your life, and there will always be only one person to accompany you to the end. Find someone who is willing to put up with you and walk to the end together. Love is mutual patience, mutual sincerity, and a lifetime.

19, he will let me know what love is. He'll make my life worth dying for. If I really find such a person, I think I will love him very much.

20. There is a person in my heart. No matter how naive a person is, he will suddenly mature. No matter how careless a person is, he will be calm. No matter how dull a person is, he will suddenly become smart. No matter how introverted, he will suddenly become sunny. No matter how humble, it will suddenly become higher.

2 1. If I can save time in a bottle, the first thing I want to do is to save every day for eternity, and then spend it slowly with you. If I can turn time into eternity, if my wishes can be realized one by one, I will save every day like a treasure and spend it with you slowly.

22, people, there are too few things that can really last a lifetime! A lot of things, caught, but finally let go. A lot of things can be recalled, but I can't go back! When we first fell into the dust, we only had a one-way ticket in our hands, so we could only go straight ahead without regret!

23, I will be warm and aware, and I will be more self-sufficient.

24. Waiting is not for you to come back, but for an excuse not to leave. You can see the words I left on the screen, but you can't see the tears I shed on the keyboard. If the memory becomes a fragment, it is because it is full of heartache. It turns out that love can't be faked, happiness can't be faked, and it will always be a moment.

25. When you love someone deeply, your heart will be full of love, and it is difficult to accommodate anything else. So we should learn to jump out and look at the outside world from another angle. Others may not love each other in your way, but they are not necessarily enemies, and may even support and love each other in other ways.

Sometimes watching some talk about feelings can also help you understand some truth, so that you can do better in your next relationship or find better people.

Tell me about the confession written by Xueba.

1, Psychologist: I tried to end my subtle psychology when I saw you, but I found that I couldn't analyze it with what I had learned. Later, I learned that this mood is: I like you. This simple confession makes the other party irresistible in minutes!

2. Master of Law: In the name of love, you are sentenced to life imprisonment and executed in your heart. Although it sounds a little scary, it's romantic to think about it!

3. Xueba Director: Can you take a long shot for me? Often all my life, I don't need montage. When I listened to it all my life, it simply melted, so I don't care about montage!

4. Medical scholar: If you are an enzyme, then I am a substrate. You melt me quietly, and I don't even have time to call for help. If you are an antigen, then I am an antibody and you are specifically recognized by me. You are the only one in my life. Finally, I said a word, which was very touching. I made an appointment!

5. Learn geography: According to the professional weather forecast, a cold current will strike. Affected by the cold air in the north, the cooling day will last for a week. I specially prepared gloves, warm babies and quilts. And armed to the teeth, there is only one frozen you in my arms. Having said that, I finally got back to the point! However, people don't want to be frozen!

6. Philosopher: Yesterday God gave me two choices: Aristotle's achievements, or you. I didn't become Aristotle, so think about it. What did I choose? Although philosophers all live in another world, the power of love seems to have clarified the two worlds.

7. Master of Civil Engineering: I am willing to protect your life with a heart as strong as reinforced concrete. Although this is a bad metaphor, it sounds quite comfortable.

8. Master of Chemistry: H at TC. Operating system of general electric nb. Nb Pukr y Pulios。 Zn Li Pukr y u ti ag。 gaospd! ! ! All right, stop it. I promise you, I will go back to study first.

9. Archaeologist: You are in Zhoukou, Beijing, and I am in Yuanmou, Yunnan. Pull up your furry little hand, love makes us walk upright. Your hands are hairy. Hey! We won't live in the cave after we promise you, will we?

Warm love words

1, I want to hold your hand until the end of the world. No matter when my life ends, I will have no regrets with you.

I love you, time is no problem, so if you love me, you must come rain or shine. Lend me a lifetime to accompany you to see all the scenery.

3. Love is hard, and being loved is happy; Everyone is happy to accept love and love others hard!

4, don't pursue appearance, it is easy to deceive people; Don't pursue practicality, it's easy to lose, but pursue a Rolex with diamonds, at least now you can smile!

Humans, like birds, have wings, one wing is male and the other is female. Birds can't fly in the sky unless their wings are strong. Push them with the same force.

6. If your eyebrows stay for me for half a minute, why can't you see my deep affection as always?

7. Be proud! This soft luster, simple and true luster, eternal luster, is the pearl-like luster of our precious love.

8. I express my love to you by singing. Please don't refuse me. I cherish your true feelings and tell you my sincerity. I love you if I love you!

9. Your love is like a star, sometimes bright and sometimes dark. I don't want to be gorgeous, I just want dim lights to keep out the cold.

10, little woman, but I like it very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you so much that I can't wait to chew you up!

1 1, I like you. I have been waiting for you there. I bless you every day. I miss you all the time. Have you received it? I wonder if I can have it.

12, there has always been a person in my mind who will run out inadvertently. I want to say to TA: you won't give up without me in this life, and you will only hold these hands in this life.

13, the sky is blue because of sunshine; Because of the spring rain, the earth is green; Because of the wind and wide; Heart is beautiful because of you!

14, I really want to hug you tightly and let you feel my heart beating faster because I love you; I really want to hold you tightly and let you feel my shortness of breath, because I love you.

15. When we break up, I will still miss him. I didn't know it was so difficult to forget! Every night, the store is so sad that it cries! I don't know how long it will take to forget.

16, happiness is that we have finally saved enough money and enough time to go to the dream beach, buy two cans of coke, listen to me and watch me drink, hehe!

17, a fate from strangeness to familiarity, a feeling from knowing each other to cherishing each other, no matter how far apart, the heart of blessing will never change, although greetings are frequent, but the thoughts in my heart never stop!

18, if you have any questions, just say it; If you have any questions, you might as well tell them; If you are confused, just ask. Only by being honest with each other can we have a mutual understanding.

19, I really like you. Seeing you and hearing your voice every day is enough for me. I feel very happy and happy when I am with you.

20. I thought I could laugh at your heartlessness, but when I smiled, I shed unbearable tears and realized that I really cared!

2 1, tens of thousands of things are involved, life and death are still sometimes, and the fate is not as deep as Xiao Dingyuan's happiness, and the fate is sad! Why bother! Don't cherish the fate.

I'm not the best! But I dare say that I am the most suitable to live with you! I really like you and care about you. I hope you can marry me and let me be your guardian angel forever!

23. There is always someone who can't hate you no matter how many times he hurts you.

24. When I can't see you, I miss you like a mountain on my chest; When I can see you, happiness flows into my heart like a river; Let the landscape witness my thoughts of you.

25. Every time you use it, you get great satisfaction. I will use it forever unless you give me another one.

26. It is certain to miss you, it is necessary to love you, it is happy to accompany you, it is sweet to see you, and it is sweet to kiss you. Honey, I love you!

27, no matter how far, dear! Miss the distance between your heartbeats!

28. Acacia can't be sent, and the moonlight changes. Miss you for half a month and love you for the full moon. Words are in the middle of the month, and the heart is outside the month. The densely dotted stars in the night sky are my deep homesickness.

29. The greatest happiness in my life is that I can gently hold you to sleep every night; I can keep you awake every morning.

30. You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a nest of cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp on your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation failed god.

3 1. There is a magpie barking outside the window. Why is your smile in my mind? I don't know if you will know, you will find pride when you are around!

32. I am very happy with you! I have no right to be happy with you all my life, only to recall the beautiful moments of the past! I love you more than the beauty of the rainbow!

Actually, I just want you to notice me and remember me. Even if you hate me, you just want to be a different existence.

34. I want to see your affectionate eyes, listen to your gentle words, touch your gentle cheeks, get your true feelings, and get: you love my heart.

35. You should say love easily. The promise you make is the debt you owe. Don't say no love easily. Maybe happiness will be rejected by you!

36. Sitting alone by the window, looking at the once kind distance. I want to find a point on the edge of that day to gather all my eyes.

37. It turns out that a beautiful rainbow will appear after a storm. It turns out that a beautiful life lies in the rain. So you are the rainbow I have been looking for all my life!

38. Every time I walk past you inadvertently, I will be inexplicably upset. Don't expect your attention, just remember to stay with you when you are unhappy!

39. I used to laugh with you, which was endless warmth. I used to get the happiness you gave me with love.

40. The furthest distance is that you don't know that I love you when I am in front of you. The furthest distance is that I love you but can't accompany you!

4 1, it's raining in Mao Mao, and that's the tears I miss you. The clock keeps running, which is my unchanging blessing to you.

Girl, remember that no one in this world is worth your tears, because the only one who is, won't make you cry.

43. You don't need to be together all day to love someone. As long as you have him in your heart, no matter how far apart, you will be very happy.

44. Does our love really have no ending? I feel horrible. Why are you so kind to me? I really want to marry you, okay?

Will you give me another chance? We can start over. Just pretend you don't know me. I haven't seen you. From this moment on, we fell in love at first sight.

46. Don't give up pursuing your plan just because your looks are not as good as each other. Appearance is only a temporary impression. The real decision whether to combine or not depends mainly on the personalities of both parties.

47. The moment of fireworks is happiness, the moment of shooting stars is prayer, and the moment of missing is touching. I just want you to know that when you see this information, I sincerely wish you well!

48, I love Venus, pure and noble, I love the seven fairies, beautiful and persistent. My love for you is so close.

49. Although I am not handsome, thoughtfulness and gentleness are my sincere love. Please don't take it personally. I'm just honest, caring and caring is my proper love, please accept my love.

50. Baby, baby, I love you. Write a love poem for you You are my sweetheart. I'm worried about you. I miss you when I eat and sleep I miss you when I go to the toilet, and I am anxious to send you a message.

5 1, send you a bunch of roses to convey your feelings; Give you a big peach blossom, and your fortune depends on it; Send you a bowl of tofu, and laugh after eating.

52. Who makes my heart beat, who makes my heart ache, who makes me want to hold her in my arms occasionally, who cares about my dreams! Who will understand my mind and who will be moved by me? Is that you?

As you said, there are no words to express your feelings. It's like something is stuck in my heart. There are only two words, and that is to miss you!

54. A thousand words can't compare with your smile and hug. I want to see your smile in the morning and have your hug when I get home from work, so you should be healthy and not a miner.

55. Don't ask me what I'm doing. I miss you so much that I forgot to breathe. Let me breathe again. Open the door. I'm outside your house.

56, drizzle, love often, it's getting late, distant pigs don't miss me too much ~ take care of yourself!

57. Falling in love is a wonderful feeling. Knowing you and loving each other make all this beautiful. I love you deeply, thank you! I would like to join hands with you for a lifetime and fall in love with you for a lifetime!

58. The days with you are like a continuous drizzle, and your tenderness is the fine rain. Since then, happiness has been around me for a long time.

59. Today, I am sick. My friend told me that I was lovesick, and only you can cure me. Will you come?

60. Hold your lover's hand and follow me gently; Holding the hand of the little secret, delicious as spirits; Holding the pheasant's hand, excited and trembling; Hold your wife's hand, and your left hand holds your right hand.

6 1, I really miss you now. Sending you a message can alleviate my yearning for you, but you seem to be busy now and think I'm bored, don't you? Excuse me!

62. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

63. How fast! Christmas bells are ringing in my ears again. Tonight, I will miss you quietly and spend the whole night, just like Christmas Eve before, when I didn't spend * * * time with you!

64, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, it is my strength!

65. One finger pulls the hook, two fingers hold peas, three fingers button, four fingers carry it around, and when five fingers close, I want to be like you every day.

66. When years burn everything on me, what I can't forget is your amorous feelings; When I close my eyes, what I long for is still your amorous feelings!

Are you okay? Struggle and miss, all afraid of you hearing, how to hide, madly love you, a gentle heartbeat sleeping alone in the dark, thinking of you, is my eternal language!

68. If you are the moon, I am the star; If you are a red flower, I am a green leaf. Dear, I only exist for you!

69. Love without roses is not necessarily wonderful, and marriage without vows is not necessarily eternal. But Valentine's Day on Qixi can't be without my blessing: May all lovers in the world be well.

70. Only the smartest woman knows that thoughtfulness and understanding will always impress men more than the most touching looks.

7 1. Missing is a happy sadness, a sweet melancholy and a warm pain. Missing is a long-term obsession with yesterday and a longing for a better future.

72. I don't think that is important. At the age of 60, let me kiss you.

73. Pour a glass of red wine and get drunk for you; Dress up in red and be beautiful for you; Light a red candle and shed tears for you; All the way to the world of mortals, whatever.

If I were a rose, I would dedicate my fragrance. If I were the sun, I would provide warmth; If I were a diamond, I would dedicate myself to eternity, but I would only say: I love you!

75. I am poor, but I will love you forever; I am crazy, but I will be crazy for you; I am ugly, but I will give you the most beautiful gentleness!

76. Picking a clean lotus, picking a clear spring, stepping on folk songs all the way, accompanied by sunset and cooking smoke, maybe wandering all your life, feeling life in missing and waiting, all of which are different because of you!

77. Maybe I don't have the hot love like the sun, nor the long love like running water. I only know that I have always loved you and can do anything for you.

78. I hope we can last forever. There will be no quarrels, and there won't be too many differences. If there is a problem, we will discuss and solve it. Don't hide it, so we will be together for life.

79, dear! The doctor said I was lovesick. The prescription is as follows: kiss three times+lover's tears 2-3 drops+eternal love for a lifetime, I think only you can save me!

80. Because of you, the world has become beautiful; Because of you, life is meaningful; Everything is sweet because of you.

8 1, I hoped that the other half would be more handsome, but now I am greedy and hope to have both inside and outside. And because of age, marriage and family must be considered now.

82. You stole my love and took my heart. After hearing by the Supreme Court, you awarded me that no form of appeal was allowed.

I tell you: first of all, I love you; Secondly, I still love you; Third, I still love you, I love you.

Miss you, from mouth to heart, from morning till night, all the time, everywhere, I miss you! Eager to be with you.

85. I regret every time I have a personality with you. Actually, my purpose is very simple. I just want you to care about me.

Dear, I tell you, age is not a problem, height is not distance, weight is not pressure, and money is not ability. So we must be together forever! Watching you happy every day!

87. A bird sings only once in its life. It sings the song of life on the thorns. A person loves only once in his life and can give up everything to die.

88. Long ago, man discovered the thing of fate. When you and I met online, our meeting was a classic. Can we meet?