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A breathtaking classic, absolutely wonderful.
2, life can't wait for others to arrange, you have to fight hard by yourself; No matter whether the result is happy or sad, it can be comforted that you have been alive in this world. With this understanding, you will cherish life and not be cynical; At the same time, it will also inject a powerful internal force into people themselves.
3. In the end, you can be the person you believe. Because the two most terrible words in the world, one is persistence, the other is serious, serious people change themselves, and persistent people change their destiny. Don't expect sudden good luck, just hope that all efforts will eventually pay off.
4. Let go of your impetuosity, laziness, three-minute enthusiasm, your brain that you can't help but be tempted, your eyes that you are easily attracted to, and your mouth that you want to gossip about everything, so you can calm down and do what you should do.
5. Instead of expecting to meet someone, expect yourself to attract such a person; Instead of expecting positive energy to warm you every time you are lost, expect yourself to be a positive energy person; It is better to work hard now than to worry about the future.
6, don't play hard now, I'll play with you later. People who are worse than you have not given up, and people who are better than you are still working hard. Who are you to say that I know nothing? If you mix, you will become famous; if you learn, you will show your face. Better turn over than get angry. Don't pretend to work hard. After all, I won't play with you.
7. The saddest thing in this world is not that a beautiful woman is dying, but that you are obviously fat, but you still eat black silk and refuse to exercise and run, while you are obviously ugly, but you will only be beautiful and Xiu Xiu refuses to think and study. Beauty is a kind of luck, and hard work will make you more confident. Let this beauty, this effort, this luck become a blessing in this life.
8. People who are richer than you must work harder than you. People who work harder than you will be richer than you one day. Life is balanced. If you don't work hard to make money, you must worry about saving money. This is not chicken soup, this is reality!
9. Luck is an accessory to hard work. Without the primitive accumulation of strength, you can't catch luck. God gives everyone the same, but everyone's preparation is different. Don't envy those who are always lucky, you must work hard to meet good luck.
10, if you have really seen those strong people struggling, you will certainly understand that those people can reach heights that others can't reach because they have suffered a lot that others can't. There is never luck in this world, only unknown efforts.
12. When you indulge yourself, the whole world is partying day and night. When you are depressed and lonely, your ex and annoying people are trying to make a lot of money, eat delicious food and find new lovers. Don't always miss the past. People in the past have no time to wait for you.
A sentence that is sharp and profound enough to make people suffocate, every sentence pokes the heart.
1. People, at a certain age, live with a little trouble and unspeakable pain every day.
When I was a child, I was poor, but I was happy. It's different now, not only poor, but also unhappy.
3. I just want to mature and get old. Time is so useless.
People's hearts usually don't die in big events, but are fatally hurt by those small disappointments again and again.
I hope you don't live as well as me, die earlier than me, eat badly, sleep badly, and look particularly old. -People who are not nice to me.
6. Don't dwell on "it's not too late", one day you will find that some things are really too late.
7. My face is perfect as long as it covers two places! One is the right side of the face and the other is the left side of the face.
8. Because there is a reason. So there is, so ... now that it's finished. Why do you say it?
9. I can't even guess myself, how dare I expect others to understand me.
10. No matter how uncomfortable it is, life will continue. That is the reality. Without any pity, fight or lose.
1 1. The so-called class reunion is to give everyone present a chance after many years to see what has changed, when time flies and what has changed.
12. If you help a person 100, when one day you are only willing to help him with 80 points, he will empty all your gratitude and would rather choose someone who only helps him with 70 points as a friend.
13. If I like you, I will be naive to you. If I don't like you, I'll mature your mother in minutes.
14. The fishbone is stuck in your throat, but you still like to eat fish; You are full of cavities, but you are still addicted to sweetness; He abandoned you thousands of miles away, but you still want to see him travel all over Qian Shan. The reason is the same, you like it.
15. In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.
16. You have the heart to lose weight, why don't you have a mouth to eat?
17. When others point at your sore spot, you can only laugh foolishly. If you turn your back, people will say that you can't take a joke, so you bend over with laughter and even burst into tears. In this way, you will always indulge others and hurt yourself.
18. Only when you are strong will you not be trampled on.
19. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?
20. Sometimes doing everything for one person is better than doing nothing for others.
A sentence that is domineering and sharp enough to make people suffocate is thorough.
1. If you are hot, I will score one point, and if you are cold, I will refund one point. If you are neither salty nor light, I may not be infatuated.
Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My character comes from who I am and my attitude depends on who you are.
3. Life is like jiaozi. Whether you are dragged into the water or you jump into the water yourself, life is not mature without drowning once.
The deepest injury in this world is not betrayal, not disgust, but gradual indifference after extreme love.
Don't be poor, and don't be naive enough not to be hit. Maturity is only good at hiding, vicissitudes are just no tears and injuries!
6. Sometimes doing everything for one person is better than doing nothing for others.
7. Every time I swear to lose weight, I just say it out loud to scare the whole body.
8. Don't always say leave everything to time, time will be too lazy to clean up your mess.
9. I can't do whatever I want, but I want to be innocent.
10. I'd rather be lonely than against my will. I would rather regret than make do with it. Who can enter my heart, I will be king. I don't care about those who don't enter my heart.
1 1. Sometimes what we need is not a bowl of chicken soup, but a slap! Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.
12. Reality will tell you that if you don't work hard, you will be trampled to death by life. You don't need to make any excuses. Nothing is a reason to fight.
13. Everyone is more than one meter tall. What's there to ask?
14. please yourself first. As for the rest, keep friendship and see your mood. Calm down.
15. Sometimes I really want to take out my heart, throw it out, and say, what are you hurting, worthless thing?
16. When in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to shake coke, pound rice jars, break off Dove and pinch Master Kong.
17. I disdain to argue with anyone. Those who love me, don't argue. If you don't love, it's no use arguing again. Anything, there is always an answer. It's better to let nature take its course than to worry about it.
18. If no one protects you, you are so cool and have no weaknesses. You are too great to be ruined by feelings.
19. Even if you charge your mobile phone for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.
20. That's the truth. If you don't understand me, it is always my fault. Don't be surprised, even the explanation is redundant.
Sharp and suffocating modal phrases (57)
First, throw away what you can't keep.
Second, come on, come back soon! Your mother is waiting for you there, saying that she wants you to go back to live another life and see if you can have a smarter life.
3. Will you go back and cry with your mother? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?
Fourth, I'm not coquetry, but I'm not fierce, and I can't even yell.
5. Good morning and good night. It's better than the ex being buried.
6. Smile at the person you hate and be as arrogant as possible.
I don't want to wait for anyone, so I will wait for the red light and die when the rain stops.
Eight, cucumbers must be filmed, and ditties must be hey. Only when you know that you will never die will you die. Good boy.
Nine, the Great Wall will never fall, your mother needs everyone to fuck her, make your mother laugh, and then blossom in a shady step. You can watch her and fuck her with your family!
Ten, what you want, either try to catch up, or simply give up. Don't always nag in front of everyone to express your determination or complain constantly, and become the laughing stock of others after dinner.
Eleven, you are a complete melon, and you deserve to be rejected. Who told you to be so unpleasant!
Twelve, you look a little low in pixels, which makes people confused between men and women. You go out in a sack and act as a mobile trash can. Others unfortunately meet you, please go to heaven as soon as possible.
Thirteen, if you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll be a hooligan if I go back!
Natural disasters mean that you are born with a low IQ, and man-made disasters mean that you don't work hard the day after tomorrow.
15. When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turns out that the quilt cover is horizontal.
I missed so much. Everyone in the street looks like him, so don't miss someone who doesn't belong to me too much.
I'm not as good-looking as you, but at least cleaner than you.
Eighteen, meet love rat, meet a bitch, the coolest attitude is: Sorry, I don't have time to hate you.
19. Wipe off your gum and see who is talking.
Twenty, your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...
Can you show your face? No, I want to talk to it. Oh, so this is your face. I think that's shit.
Twenty-two, I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.
Twenty-three, hey? What are you wearing? What's on your face? This looks totally unattractive! You are probably part of Martian blood, alas, it's not easy to grow!
Twenty-four, I feel that in love, there are really countless girls doing the same stupid things as Miss Li. You love him with all your heart, but you are treated like this by love rat. There is only one reason: because he doesn't love you. I hope everyone can open their eyes and meet a lover. Even if people are unlucky, getting out as soon as possible is also the best policy. Each of us has only this life, and we can only live this life.
25. Life is a battlefield full of crises. No matter how many people around you help you, you have to face it alone in the end, and no one will be an exception.
Twenty-six, other people's fairy tales are always romantic, and my fairy tales are always bleak.
27. Why is your face so anxious? I have never seen you become so anxious.
I prefer simple refusal to all kinds of perfunctory.
Twenty-nine, did you forget to brush your teeth and wash your face again? Why is your mouth so smelly today? Is the face particularly ugly?
Love can be without money, but marriage can't. Be modest and try to fulfill your promise-this is the man with backbone and responsibility worthy of this girl's love.
Thirty-one, I can give you a piece of sky, and I can't let you have any good end.
Thirty-two, you are innocent, you are sorry for the people and the party.
33. Love is never mature or immature. Today's age, self-righteous maturity, is actually the scum of the other side pushing you to maturity. Only to find that my last relationship has been treated by love rat. Fortunately, now I am treated gently. I really enjoy being spoiled now.
Don't show off your shameless skills in front of Lao tze! This is really a superb performance, a completely natural performance!
Just because I like you, you can refresh my bottom line again and again.
Thirty-six, girls talk about Daquan's domineering, smoking and drinking, loving scum and believing in dogs.
Thirty-seven, pick love rat's favorite words. For example, I didn't take my feelings seriously until I met you.
Thirty-eight years old, my hair is messy like kelp, my head is covered with a pot cover, and I still insist that I am dressed in a modern style.
Thirty-nine, I am a molecule, you are an atom, and the chemical reaction becomes a sauce purple.
Forty, put away your hypocrisy and roll all the way to the sun.
I know it's not your fault, but I didn't show up at the right time.
I'm sorry that I am prettier than you.
43. Don't leave my dog alone for animals inferior to pigs and dogs. You really deserve to be struck by lightning.
Forty-four, good temper does not mean that everything will give in. Some things are the bottom line that no one can touch.
Forty-five, sometimes I just want you to feel it with your heart. If you love someone deeply, will you feel warm? If it is a torment, then give it up!
Forty-six, I hope there will be wine and meat and girls in the future, and girls will be ugly.
47. If you don't know what SB is, look in the mirror.
Forty-eight, a rogue, can't be your good girl.
49. I was born to do bad things. Don't try to save me.
Fifty, you are not conducive to social development, don't let labor catch you, or you will be ruined!
Fifty-one, romantic, but willing to change for you.
52. When you talk to me, it seems that you are telling me about your mother's affair.
53. Don't throw away what you can't put down, and you deserve to trip over later.
Fifty-four, the head is only given to you once, and I will only tell you once if you stay. You can stay or not.
Fifty-five, no, the wild boar dies when it sees the light!
56. Whoever I marry after you leave is a bigamy.
Fifty-seven, people can always find a grandiose excuse for doing bad things. For example, Xiao San said that I did it to punish those careless men. For example, love rat said that I did it to save a young woman who slipped and let her take life seriously. Can only say that mistress and scum dog last forever.
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