Looking for a creative idea for high scores (English pre-class speech in the form of a skit)

Examination-crazy--Yun

Xiaoling was lying on the table sleeping.

Xiao Ai left the book beside him and went out.

Xiao Wu came in and sat in Xiao Ai's seat.

Xiao Ai (comes in): Oh, man, this is really baffling. Are you kidding me? Don’t you see, I’ve already taken this seat!

Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding, and Mao is Mao. In fact, I got it earlier than you!

Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning, why didn’t I see you?

Xiao Wu: I took it last night.

Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I got up early every day, scratched my head, and my blood was flowing. I couldn’t lose this position!

Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. The Feng Shui here is unique. If you want to drive me away from here (Xiao Ai: - How?) I advise you to pull me down as soon as possible!

Xiao Ling woke up: What’s the fuss about?

Having a quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning is a waste of youth!

Do you know what mistakes you made? ah?

Xiao Ai: I know.

Xiao Wu: We won’t argue anymore.

Xiao Ling: The most unforgivable thing about you is that you woke me up!

Xiao Ai sat in front of Xiao Ling.

Xiao Ai: The last word is to carry forward the style. Brother, follow my lead in the exam!

Xiao Wu: Huh? Is there an exam today?

Xiao Ling: Can you? My hands are numb today!

Xiao Ai: Are you scared?

Xiao Wu: Are you sleeping?

Xiao Ling: None of them are right! Tired of fighting grass!

Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent most of the night lighting the lamp and burning oil!

Xiao Wu: Oh, are you studying hard?

Xiaoling: Do you also fight grass?

Xiao Ai: Oh no, I’m thinking about exam strategies!

Xiao Wu and Xiao Ling came over: What are you thinking of?

Xiao Ai laughed wildly: Let me tell you, this trick is awesome!

Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: Come on!

Xiao Ai: Copy according to the book - (pick up the book)

Xiao Ling: Go to hell!

Xiao Wu: That’s a good idea! Why didn't I think of that?

Xiao Ling: Come on. You call this a trick?

Hey, in order to relieve the tense atmosphere, I will give you a humorous puzzle.

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu ignored her.

Xiao Ling: Tell me, how many steps are there to answer the exam?

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu approached: How many steps?

Xiao Ling: Three steps!

Step one: write your name. (Both of them nodded)

Step 2: Read the question again! (Both of them nodded)

Step three: - hand over the rolling paper!

Xiao Ai: Hand in blank!

Xiao Wu: What’s wrong?

Xiao Ling: Let me ask you another question: There is an exam today, who didn’t come?

Xiao Ai: Who can’t come to the exam today? Xiaoling?

Xiao Ling: I’m not here!

Xiao Ai: Look around, Xiao Wu?

Xiao Wu: Here you are!

Xiao Ai: Ah! I know—Xiao Ai!

Xiao Wu: You came here in vain! There is no difference between coming or not coming!

Xiao Ling: Answer, teacher! Not here yet!

The teacher walked in.

The three of them were startled: Are you here? Why did you come even though you said you couldn’t come? oops! (Noisy)

Teacher: What is it called? The toad has come in?

The three of them laughed.

Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? --Fraction! Minute by minute, your lifeblood! (Evil smile) Test, test, test, our magic weapon!

Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, copy, our trick!

Teacher: Hand out rolling papers quickly! Don’t come early even if you have an exam, what time is it already! I didn’t come until half an hour after the exam started! What have you been doing?

Hair curls.

Teacher: The exam lasts for *** two hours! No papers are allowed to be handed in for less than one hour! Students who want to answer the paper please pick up the pen, and students who do not want to answer the paper please rest where they are. Students who want to go to the toilet - please restrain yourself!

Xiao Ai: Let me compare the teacher,

He is like a mouse looking for a cat to be an escort - the request is unreasonable!

Xiao Ling: That’s right! Could it be that he is a legendary rapper, otherwise why would he keep mumbling?

Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than trees! Do you know what a serious mistake you have made? Heavier than the sea of ??salt!

Three people started copying.

Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please stop copying this student!

Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: I didn’t copy it!

The teacher walked up to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!

Xiao Ai: How do you know? I put it on the table and copied it!

Teacher: The board in front of your desk fell off, I saw it!

Xiao Ai: (looked at it) Oops! What bad luck!

The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's rolling paper, and Xiao Ai was about to stand up and walk.

Teacher: Sit down! You are not allowed to go out for less than an hour!

The teacher walked to Xiao Wu, and Xiao Wu took the roll of paper to the table and copied it.

Teacher: Okay, okay, stop pretending!

I look down upon those of you who cheat with books, as you have no technical content at all.

How did you copy it just now? so? so?

Xiao Wu: Lower and lower!

Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu’s paper) Sit down and think about it, why did you cheat with the book?

Xiao Wu: I don’t want to take the book either! Why didn't I do a good job like her (Xiaoling)?

Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Wu with wide eyes.

Teacher: That’s right, remember to hit the grass next time! I just like this kind of hard-working children.

Teacher: It’s time! carry out an assignment.

Put away the roll paper.

Teacher: OK. Remember to take the high school math test in the afternoon! (Part 2)

Xiao Ai: Ah! Are you taking the high school math test in the afternoon?

Xiao Ling: Ah! ! High school math test in the afternoon! (Picks up the grass) What did you test just now?

Xiao Wu: High... number? ! What tree is that?

Three people: Let’s study how to kill grass!

The teacher walks in (each teacher can be played by one person in costume).

Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Ai, how do you write a composition! (Give the roll of paper to Xiao Ai)

Xiao Ai: What’s wrong?

Teacher: Read it.

Xiao Ai: "My Teacher", my teacher has an oval face...

Teacher: Wait, (take out a big sign with claws written on it) Are you a melon with an oval face? What you wrote is that my teacher has a clawed face!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, the paw face is also a face, can’t we just look at it?

Teacher: You continue reading.

Xiao Ai: My teacher is so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful...

Teacher: Stop! Why do you write so much about how beautiful it is? That’s how I wrote it until the end!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn’t it required that the composition should be no less than 500 words?

Teacher: Then you only take beautiful photos?

Xiao Ai: Isn’t it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!

Teacher: Hum hum, tell you, you only have 496 words!

Xiao Ai: Oh! Then I’d like to add: It’s so beautiful!

Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. How did you translate death by touching a locust tree?

Xiao Ai: Find an old locust tree and hang yourself!

Teacher: Why is it an old locust tree? Look, when you explain words and death, you actually write about death!

Xiao Ai: Oh, I wanted to write about death!

Teacher: (with a helpless look) You, you failed again!

Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I've retaken it five times!

Teacher: Okay, I'll give you a chance.

I've heard that phlegm can relieve cattle, is it easy? You make up a sentence using the word "easily done", and I'll pass it to you!

Xiao Ai: There is a fish in the swimming blade? ! Fish... fish, fish swim in the water, fish can swim with ease...

Teacher: (laughing) Congratulations, you got——

Xiao Ai: Passed?

Teacher: (indifferently) The sixth opportunity to retake the course. (Part 2)

Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu: Forget it, let’s study advanced mathematics.

The teacher comes in.

Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu!

Xiao Wu: Yes!

Teacher: Look at your rolling paper!

My question is: this is the question, please answer it.

How did you answer?

Xiao Wu: This is the answer, please give me points...isn’t it right?

Teacher: Do you call this a problem?

Teacher: You——Okay, next question,

Essay question: What is courage? Why didn’t you answer?

Xiao Wu: I answered!

Teacher: I just wrote five words!

Xiao Wu: (reading) This is courage! That’s right! Then I handed in the paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained courage!

Teacher: You-just wait and die!

Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I failed fifteen times!

Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your luck...

Xiao Wu: Two ways - too many!

Teacher: Okay, the first question is answered correctly! If you don't answer the second question, I'll let you pass. How many hairs do you have?

Xiao Wu: It would be nice if I were bald.

Teacher: Answer!

Xiao Wu: 123456789 roots!

Teacher: How do you know?

Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don’t have to answer the second question!

Teacher: OK! very good! very good! Take it (hand a piece of paper)

Xiao Wu: This is——

Teacher: Re-study! (Part 2)

Xiao Ling, Xiao Ai: Come and study advanced mathematics——

The teacher comes in.

Xiao Ling: English teacher! (wanting to run)

Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? Didn't have breakfast!

Xiao Ling: Didn’t eat——

Teacher: I saw you had eaten in the morning!

Xiao Ling: -Breakfast tomorrow!

Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just read the topic and choose it without even reading it?

Xiao Ling: No!

Teacher: How dare you quibble!

Xiao Ling: I didn’t even read the question, I just chose the answer!

Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?

Xiao Ling: Doesn’t it look familiar? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph...

Teacher: Xiaoling, it’s time for you to wake up! This time you——

Xiao Ling: Ah! Teacher, I have failed five, fifteen, no, fifty times! I can’t hang up anymore!

Teacher: It’s not that I didn’t teach you...this...for example, can you translate what evening dress means?

(To the audience) It’s an evening gown!

Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu.

Xiao Ai: Evening is at night, best for big games!

Xiao Wu: Dress is clothes, girls are always clamoring to buy them!

Xiao Ling: Oh! Teacher, I understand! It's night clothes!

The teacher shook his head. (Part 2)

Xiao Ling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two, study it slowly! (Part 2)

Xiao Ai: Forget it, the grass may not be of use, so I’m leaving.

Xiao Wu: What should we do? Hand in blank?

Xiao Ai: Of course I can’t hand in a blank paper. I’m going to memorize the most difficult question now, write it on the paper, and answer it myself! (Part 2)

Xiao Wu: He has personality. (Just about to leave)

The teacher came in.

Xiao Wu: Class teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu, I want to talk to you.

Xiao Wu: Ah!

Teacher: This question was asked in the last exam: What is the principle of this reaction? What did you answer?

Xiao Wu:——Principles of physics.

Teacher: Is there such an answer?

Xiao Wu: Is it... a chemical principle?

Teacher: Xiao Wu! What will you do if you continue like this? Why don't you like studying?

Xiao Wu: ——You don’t like my major!

Teacher: Environmental worker? Do you know what an environmental engineer does?

Xiao Wu: Sanitation worker.

Teacher: It’s environmental engineering!

Xiao Wu: Oh? So what will I do after graduation?

Teacher: ...sanitation workers.

Xiao Wu: I heard it is for sewage treatment.

Teacher: (excited) Who said it was for sewage treatment? ——It also controls air pollution!

Xiao Wu: How to control the atmosphere?

Teacher: I don’t understand this! I teach water pollution treatment!

Xiao Wu: It’s still about sewage treatment.

Teacher: Has your mother seen your summer vacation results?

Xiao Wu: I saw it.

Teacher: Really? Did you really send it?

Xiao Wu: Of course I will send it!

Teacher: What did your mother tell you?

Xiao Wu: My mother said that if I have nothing to do, what report card will the school send?

Teacher: ...just go.

Xiao Wu: I can’t leave.

Teacher: Why?

Xiao Wu: The curtain call hasn’t come yet!

The four of them took the curtain call on the same stage.

"Feet That Are Hard to Wash"

Contemporary Time

Place: A resident's home in a certain city

Characters: primary school students' mother and father

< p>[In the living room, the curtain opens, mother is packing things, and the primary school student is carrying the footbath]

Little mother!

Mom, what are you doing?

Little me, me,...

Mom, do you want to help me with my work? Mom is not old yet, so I don’t need you!

Little mom, I think...

Mom, don’t think about anything, just think about your studies! After studying well, I am more happy than anything else about your mother!

Mom, our teacher left a homework today!

Mom, what’s there? Quite normal! If teachers don’t leave homework and students don’t write homework, what does that mean? Talking about reducing the burden, farmers can pay less by reducing the burden. What are the benefits of reducing the burden on children? If you can’t get into college then, will you still have to pay more?

Little mom! Not that kind of homework!

Mom, the homework is not all the same! What else could be different?

Little is the same!

Mom, I’m not afraid of anything! Didn't you agree? Your father is responsible for tutoring Chinese, and I am responsible for tutoring math. If it doesn't work, we will live frugally and not eat or drink. We will also hire a tutor for you. At least he must have a master's degree or a doctorate degree, huh? Why hasn't your father come back yet? Don’t delay your tutoring today!

Mom, today’s homework is really different from usual!

Mom, is it different? Can you still leave flowers? Is it a brainteaser or something? Then you can’t trouble your mother. Not only can your mother answer questions, she can also make them up! Don’t believe me, let me make one up for you?

Mom, please listen to what I have to say!

Mom, okay, I won’t waste your precious time! You said, what homework?

The teacher said that today’s homework is very simple!

Mom, are you still so embarrassed? Look at you! What kind of homework is it?

Little Yes, yes, I will wash your feet!

Mom what what? Wash your feet? Give me?

Little [nodding]

Mom [laughing] Ha, ha, I said son, did you hear it wrong?

Xiao No, that’s what the teacher said!

Mom, wash your feet? Isn't this nonsense? What is this homework called?

The little teacher is serious!

Mom, son, let me ask you, did you do anything wrong today?

Small No!

Mom, is that your class?

Small No! Our class was also rated as the Red Flag Squadron!

Mom, is the teacher joking with you?

Unlike the little ones, they even asked us to wash our feet and write down our thoughts!

Mom, you must have made a mistake, and the teacher is trying to punish you!

Small No wow! The teacher always praises us for studying hard and observing discipline!

Mom, that’s because your teacher ate too much!

Little mom! How do you speak?

Mom, is this weird? What does it mean to leave good homework behind and let the children wash their feet? I remembered! You teacher must be a young teacher, a new teacher, with no teaching experience!

Small No! Our teacher is a special teacher, older than you!

Mom, then he must be unable to keep up with the situation, so he came up with this way to become famous!

Little how can you think so?

Mom, what do I think? I put my child with him just to let him study hard, get into a good university and find a good job in the future, but is he okay? He actually came up with such a crazy idea. How dare he come up with it?

Young man, that’s a good intention! You still can't see it?

Mom, are you kind? That’s how he was raised! We have been taught to wash our feet since we were young. Why don’t we train our children to enter bathhouses?

Isn’t this cultivating love? Didn't you say that my oil bottle was empty and you still shouted, "Mom, Mom, come on!" Come on! You also urged, don't panic, don't panic, don't move, let your mother come. When you came and took a look, the bottle of sesame oil was all gone!

Hi Mom! What do you mean? This is called the price,

The price of growth! Knowledge is power, scores are future, isn’t it just a bottle of oil! worth!

Little, is it just a bottle of oil? That day, you forgot to turn off the liquefied gas. I wanted to turn it off, but you were stunned and said, "Don't worry about anything. Don't worry about anything." As a result, the fire almost burned your face!

Mom, nothing happened!

Little one, you didn’t turn off the faucet that time. I wanted to turn it off, but you refused to let me go. As a result, the water suddenly came. Not only did it flow everywhere in the house, but it also hit the house downstairs. It's like a mountain of gold. Not only do you apologize to others, but you also give them money!

Mom, it didn’t delay your homework no matter what! However, I have wronged you! Remember that night! You are sitting at the desk, the desk lamp is shining on the desk, and the water is rippling on the ground. You are as proud as a sailor!

The little one is still talking! I miss my grandparents in the countryside, and there are so many friends in the countryside. I want to go there on Sundays, during summer vacation, and during winter vacation, but you just won’t let me go!

Mom, aren’t you afraid of wasting your time? Besides, don’t your grandparents have me and your father?

Little, don’t you love singing “Go Home Often”? (Singing) "Find some free time, find some time..."

Mom, isn't that just singing!

Small, your attitude makes me feel discouraged about everything. Apart from studying, I don’t care about anything or ask anything all day long. I’m like a robot!

Mom, isn’t this right?

Xiao is right! Did you forget? One time, you had a bad cold and the fever reached 40 degrees Celsius. You couldn't even get out of bed, let alone cook. I came home from school and didn't even cook. I just yelled?

Mom, I felt so uncomfortable that day! If you are really nice, how can I make you angry?

In the end, you still have to cook for me while shaking and trembling slightly!

Mom, I really hate that I have such a cold. I am afraid that it will delay your meal. If you can't eat enough, your nutrition will not be able to keep up. If you can't keep up with your nutrition, I am afraid that your brain will suffer, or you will be delayed. Your study!

Little you only think about me, but who thinks about you?

Mom, you don’t have to think about it, you’ve already studied! Mom, whatever you want is fine!

Small, can I put it in a frying pan? That day when you were cooking, you got dizzy and almost fell into the frying pan. When you were serving the dishes, you almost fell to the ground, and your feet were broken!

Mom, at that time, my son had the demeanor of a general. He didn't move at all, his face didn't change, his heart didn't beat, and he didn't bend down when the mountain was overwhelming!

The little one is still talking! A whole cold-blooded animal!

Mom, let’s not talk about this, huh? I said, son, are you still worried about your mother’s feet? It's okay, it's okay, I'm fine!

Little mother, just let me wash your feet! ah?

Mom, no!

Wash it! Please!

Mom, if you can’t do it, you can’t do it. The wind is as big as a needle hole. If I ask you to wash it once today, there will be a second time. The third time, you will do laundry, cook, mop the floor, and take out the garbage. , can help the elderly cross the road, lead the children to find their mothers, scratch your grandfather's itch, and tell your grandma stories...

Isn't this a good thing for a child?

Mom, I didn’t say it was not a good thing, but these are just delays in studying. I will prohibit anything that delays study, and I will object to anything that has nothing to do with study!

Small No! I just have to wash it today!

Mom, I won’t let you wash it today!

Just wash it when you are little!

Mom, no!

[Two people are arguing, dad enters]

Dad, hey, hey, what are you doing?

Mom, where have you gone? Coming back so late?

Dad, I went to their school for a parent-teacher meeting in the afternoon, met an education expert, and treated them to a meal in the evening!

Mom, just right! You also talk to the experts and ask them to comment. What is the school doing?

Dad, what’s wrong? So angry?

Mom, what do you think your students can’t do? Guess what? Let them wash my feet! What is this thing called?

Dad Ouch! This!

Little dad, do you agree?

Mom, he dares?

Dad

Can you please stop being so angry? You asked me to speak!

Mom, please tell me carefully. What do the experts say?

Dad, the expert said that today’s education generally attaches great importance to intellectual development, that is, the development of IQ, and neglects personality cultivation and emotional education. Now we should make up for this lesson and strengthen emotional intelligence education!

Mom, what is emotional intelligence education?

Dad, actually! It’s very simple, just educate your children to be loving!

Mom, does love still need education and cultivation?

Dad, of course. Experts say that love is like a bud, buried in the heart of a child. It needs careful care and support. If not done well, it will dampen the child's love and affect their growth!

Mom, is it so serious?

Dad, don’t believe it? Here is a diary given to me by an expert. Listen to the voice of this child. His mother only focused on his studies and ignored everything else. As a result, the child's heart was deeply hurt!

Mom, then read it!

Dad, then I’ll read it straight! On January 2, I bought a pair of rubber gloves for my mother because she often uses water and is afraid of the cold, but she didn’t even look at them! On January 3, my mother still didn’t use the gloves I bought! On January 4th, the gloves were nowhere to be found! On January 5th, I asked my mother about the gloves, but she was stunned and said she didn’t see them. She obviously took them herself! On January 7, I found that pair of gloves next to the garbage dump. I was so sad! On February 2nd, my mother treated me like a learning machine and didn’t care about my feelings at all! Life is so boring! February 5th, since my mother won’t let me do anything, I won’t do anything at all! On February 9th, I secretly went outside to play for a long time and lied to her that I was taking extra classes! How about it? Do you still read it?

Mom, this mother is so careless!

Little girl is just like a landowner!

Mom, how could she do this?

Dad, do you know whose diary this is?

Mom, whose is it?

Little mine!

Mom, yours? Is it really yours?

Small Yes! Mom, I was a little sorry for you before!

How's it going, Dad? Come and accept the love of your precious son!

Little mother, let me wash your feet once! ah!

Mom, no, no...

Dad, wash it. If your son is washed, won’t it save me the trouble of doing it again?

Mom virtue!

Little mother, please help me!

Mom, okay, you do another physics experiment, write two essays, do 30 math questions, and silently say 100 English words...

Just a joke After a long time, I still wasn’t allowed to wash it!