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Talk about the space of winter vacation

First, there is no morning in winter vacation, only midnight and afternoon.

Second, Mr. Homework, let's break up. Because you really don't suit me, I fell in love with Mr. Winter Holiday.

I'll tell you what scares you more than ghost movies: your winter vacation is over half.

4. My winter vacation homework, like a concubines, asked to wait on her, but since the winter vacation, I have been diligent and loving the people, caring for Tencent, missing Sina and never set foot in the harem again.

Winter vacation is not an indulgent play, but a quick homework.

Staying in bed is the most disrespectful performance for winter vacation.

Seven, the results are all clouds, and the winter vacation is the last word.

Eight, [don't be crazy, we are going to start school, and we will be finished without doing our homework].

Nine, ipartment 4 lied to me for a whole winter vacation.

X. What about "ipartment 4" agreed in the winter vacation?

Eleven, I feel so scared. I'm halfway through the winter vacation.

Twelve, the winter vacation is coming, put down the pressure of study and relax for a summer; Let go of the troubles of life and have a happy summer; Let go of your nervousness and laugh all summer. I wish you a happy winter vacation and a relaxed summer vacation!

Thirteen, winter vacation, come over happily, study for a while, don't be too lazy, learn mentality, don't be too light, be kicked off by boredom, put aside pressure, stick to pleasure, be happy every day, and wish friends good luck, happiness and happy holidays. There is no limit!

14. [Winter vacation means 60 days and 8 weeks, 1440 hours, 86,400 minutes, 5194,000 seconds].

Fifteen, the winter vacation without homework during the senior high school entrance examination was awesome ~ ~ ~

Sixteen years old, I still remember the winter vacation when we watched Princess Huanzhu at home together. Those childhood days were so happy.

17. People who haven't written about winter vacation homework up to now will surely achieve great things in the future, because they are more calm and calm than ordinary people, and they are also calm in times of crisis.

Winter vacation is a holiday for us, not a lot of homework.

Students who are not awakened during the winter vacation.

Sooner or later, we will get what we don't want. Such as winter vacation ...

Twenty-one, homework three, please respect yourself, I am a person with winter vacation.

In fact, I think winter vacation homework's name "Happy Winter Holiday" is the same as the cigarette case that says smoking is not harmful to health.

Twenty-three, teacher, my homework was saved in my hand for a winter vacation, with feelings! Can I not hand it in? ......

24. winter vacation homework always puts off tomorrow today and the day after tomorrow, and starts to catch up a few days before the winter vacation.

Twenty-five, the winter vacation came like this. It seems that the holiday just started yesterday.

Twenty-six, I will burn whoever annoys me, winter vacation homework!

Twenty-seven, I broke up with winter vacation because of the bitch who started school.

Twenty-nine, before the winter vacation, I was thinking about next year's summer vacation.

I really don't like it when someone says that as soon as the winter vacation is over, I'm going to beat the head teacher to death with winter vacation homework, as if he were moving.

31. W: What should I do? I think I gained weight in winter vacation! Man: It doesn't matter, my wife is fat!

Thirty-two, teacher, I put a winter vacation homework in my hand, which is affectionate! Can we not pay it?

Thirty-three, after the winter vacation, I didn't thin into a flash of lightning, but black became a dark cloud.

34. Actually, I think winter vacation homework's name "Happy Winter Holiday" is the same as the cigarette case that says smoking is not harmful to health.

It's thirty-five, the winter vacation is coming, and a group of children who are eager to find jobs in the winter vacation have to work hard again.

Thirty-six, after graduation, we will all have a group of new enemies, but please don't forget that there are such a group of people who have already made your youth beautiful.

Thirty-seven, can you come again that winter vacation, just once, not once a month like your period?

Thirty-eight, winter vacation, don't go, I invite you to Xuanmai.

Talk about QQ in winter vacation homework and the space related to winter vacation.

1. winter vacation homework: You write for a month, and the teacher writes a reading.

2. When dating Xiansen in winter vacation, there will always be a mistress named winter vacation homework.

Your winter vacation balance is insufficient, please renew it at the Academic Affairs Office.

4. Describe our winter vacation in one sentence: we can pass the first day, but we can't pass the fifteenth.

They asked me if it was true that smoking on cigarette cases was harmful to health. I answered them decisively, just like the happy winter vacation in winter vacation homework.

6. My winter vacation is only 20 days. These days, it takes 33 days to even be lovelorn.

7. My Nokia is broken. How is that possible? I accidentally put it under winter vacation homework.

8. This winter vacation has passed the temperature of summer vacation, but it has not passed the length of summer vacation.

9. I have an impulse to finish writing winter vacation homework in one breath. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

10. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? Heat expands and contracts! Then why does winter vacation homework have as much homework as summer vacation? The quality is the same!

1 1. Teacher, I saved winter vacation homework. I have feelings. Aren't we going to pay?

12. Homework 3, please respect yourself. I am a person who has a winter vacation. /calculate/

13. What kind of person do you think the exercise book is? Is dedicated to destroy others winter vacation life!

14. I am really a playboy. It's just summer vacation and I want to have a winter vacation.

15. winter vacation homework wants a bedroom like a spoiled little wife, but since the winter vacation, she has been diligent and loving the people, caring about potatoes and Tencent, and has not set foot in the harem.

16. Wow, it's snowing! No, God is tearing his winter vacation homework.

17. My favorite winter vacation and my favorite school gave birth to a baby, called homework, and asked me to raise it, alas ~

18. Do you like your winter vacation? It's not fun!

19. I don't have dozens of papers and seven or eight winter vacation exercise books in my hand these days, and I'm embarrassed to tell people that school is on holiday.

20. I broke up with the winter vacation because of the bitch who started school.

2 1. On New Year's Eve, I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Evening and burn winter vacation homework for warmth.

22. Homework is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of the winter vacation.

23. Homework Jun, it's all your fault. I have never been alone with Winter Holiday Jun, and now Winter Holiday Jun has broken up with me!

24. I'm sorry about the winter vacation. My mother asked me to marry the school.

25. School will start tomorrow, and students who haven't written about winter vacation homework will certainly achieve something, because they are more calm and calm than the average person.

26. Winter vacation is my blue face, and summer vacation is my red face. Why did you come to be the third wheel between us?

27. After New Year's Day, it's time to prepare for the winter vacation.

28. What does it mean after the summer vacation? School is about to start. Wrong, it means that the winter vacation is coming.

29. I want to raise a bunch of minions and help me to be a winter vacation homework.

Before Mr. Winter Holiday died, he held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice: Yes, yes, ahem, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me. Talking about winter vacation

Talking about winter vacation

1, breakfast is expensive and not delicious, and the crispy sparerib noodles for lunch have no meat but broken bones. Then sweep the floor every morning, and the inspection will always be deducted. Although they are all small things, they will inevitably affect the mood. My roommate said yesterday was Wednesday. I think it's only Thursday. I really want to hurry up the final exam and have a winter vacation.

You will wait for me until the winter vacation, right? Please say that you will give me some encouragement.

I still remember that during the winter vacation, he got up early to take me to the station. When I entered the waiting room, he kept looking back at me. In fact, he is a person who doesn't particularly like sitcoms, but he still promised me every melodramatic request. I don't know if anyone will dislike me so much and take me to heart.

I don't want to do anything now. I just want to have a winter vacation as soon as possible. There are many things to do in winter vacation.

The basic final exams have been finished in the past two weeks, so it's time to buy tickets to go home for the winter vacation.

6. It is this round of red yolk hanging in the sky. The sights seen by train in winter vacation are so similar. The past comes to mind, and my life is like water.

7. I want to travel before graduation, and suddenly I find that there are all kinds of make-up classes, then simulation training, then the final period and then the winter vacation.

8. Well, I'm going to start studying. From last winter vacation to now, I have been living very comfortably, without anxiety about finding a job or impatience with exams. Everything is going well. Now that I have signed up, I will work hard. Time is running out. It's time to fight! Believe that sentence, the harder you work, the luckier you are!

9. The next exam is Band 4 in two months, then the final exam, and finally the winter vacation. I'm going to have a winter vacation.

10, winter vacation is my blue face, summer vacation is my red face, why did you come to be the third wheel between us?

1 1, the exam is coming, but I'm looking at the itinerary ... so where to go during the winter vacation? My friend said to go to a cold place to see the Northern Lights. I want to go cruising, too. I also want to go to the Caribbean.

12, Yangzhou, Nanjing, Xuzhou. Xuzhou, Nanjing and Yangzhou. Like a dream. I'm exhausted. Maybe I won't go away again until the winter vacation.

13. Before Mr. Winter Holiday died, he held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice, Yes, Yes, ahem, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me.

14, studying hard at night, I somehow understood a diu diu this morning, and gobbledygook actually understood a diu diu, although it was all a diu diu, I am also happy. It's better than a fool staring at the teacher and worrying about people around him. Help yourself, mid-term exam and final exam. You have fucking winter vacation and summer vacation. Just graduate soon. Labor and capital don't want to study at all.

15 During the winter vacation, summer vacation or long vacation, one second before the teacher gave us homework, I had an impulse to rush to the podium and strangle my teacher.

16, sure enough, from 10 until the winter vacation is the busiest time, I feel too busy and have too little time.

17, looking forward to the villain angel, looking forward to the winter vacation. Maybe it's winter vacation and summer vacation, and it has nothing to do with seeing you again.

18, the holiday is over, so we can only wait until 1 month 1 for the winter vacation.

19, my roller coaster life. I promised myself that I would love myself and not be too hard on myself. If I want to, I will satisfy myself before the winter vacation.

20. From then on, there is no weekend, only winter vacation to play together.

2 1, I suddenly had a bad stomach in the middle of last night, and I couldn't move because of the pain. I want to call my mother, but I'm afraid it will affect her sleep. I endured it until after midnight. I want to sleep more every morning, but I haven't got up later than eight o'clock for a year. Ju Xinyao said that she could only accompany me to eat snacks and watch movies during the winter vacation. After more than two months, it seems that I have to accompany myself again.

22, the domineering since the beginning of school, the winter vacation Xiansen left in frustration, the school will officially start soon, the teacher will start classes again, and the students are very sad.

23. The winter vacation will be held on 1 9th, possibly earlier. Actually, I am homesick, but I am really sad.

24, suddenly want to eat Chinese hamburger! Forget that the school doesn't sell it! Panzhihua seems to have never seen it! Don't wait until winter vacation to go back to eat! Oh, my God.

25. Go home for reunion in winter vacation. The monitor said that he wanted to play an interesting game, mix three decks of playing cards together and see who grabbed his mobile phone number first. She was drunk and dizzy, and she also fought with everyone. After the robbery, someone said, hello, is this your number? Why not? She looked down and froze. Beside him, he also froze.

26. It's cloudy and shooting is still going on. I thought I would have a winter vacation at home during the Spring Festival.

27, so another week has passed, hurry up and have a winter vacation, homesick ~

28. It seems that I haven't recovered from the National Day holiday until now. . I am very tired after class every day. . Very tired. . Prepare lessons every day. . Why do I have so many classes? . Forget it, there are still nearly three months before the winter vacation. . Why do I feel hopeless?

29. If I can accumulate insufficient sleep, I can sleep for a New Year in the winter vacation.

30. I feel a lot of pressure this semester, and the teaching and research section will come to class tomorrow. I didn't prepare lessons at home all weekend. I'm tired of making no progress. I really want to have a winter vacation.

3 1, I think my brother should have lost a lot in this market. I don't know if I can catch up with the winter vacation and go to the construction site to move bricks and pay me back.

32. It is three months before the winter vacation. Time is too fast to catch anything.

Talk about winter vacation. Talk about winter vacation homework.

1, learned to swear, puppy love, compare, rebel, copy homework. Do you know where it is? At school.

Just because I woke up during the holiday doesn't mean I got up. Just because I get up at school doesn't mean I wake up.

For us, a holiday is to do our homework in another place.

4. Before he died, Mr. Winter Holiday held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice, "Yes, yes, ahem, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me."

I really wanted to crush the head teacher when I was burying my head in my homework.

6. Sorry, homework comes first. We are not suitable, I only love him in winter vacation-Xiansen.

7, China's holiday principle, what you owe will be paid back after all!

8, January winter vacation wave, homework copied for a day, the teacher glanced at it, and the exam was embarrassing.

9. You always say that the winter vacation is far away, but it's halfway over in a blink of an eye.

10, "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "Thermal expansion and cold contraction." "Then why is there so much homework?" "Because the quality remains the same."

1 1. The ugly man has finished winter vacation homework, and the handsome man has seen through everything. You write first if you are ugly, and I am handsome and casual.

12, it took a holiday to find that only people who love you will keep in touch with you.

13, homework, let's break up, I feel that we are not suitable.

14, the homework can't be burned, and the teacher blew it again.

15, shouldn't you be worried about winter vacation homework now?

16, some teachers are really addicted. I copy my homework. Why did she say I copied other people's homework? It better be empty. I handed in my homework empty-handed, and she said I would.

17. The meaning of a holiday lies in a morning that you can't afford, a midnight that you can't sleep, and a day that you can't go out.

18, "Describe your winter vacation in one sentence." "After the first day, you can't pass the fifteenth!"

19, "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "Thermal expansion and cold contraction." "Then why is there so much homework?" "Because the quality remains the same."

20. "Did you have a good winter vacation?" "Only fast, no happiness"

2 1, the current holiday, summer vacation is the same as winter vacation, winter vacation is the same as National Day, National Day is the same as May Day, May Day is the same as weekend, and weekend is the same as no weekend. In a word, a holiday is like farting.

22. When dating Xiansen in winter vacation, there will always be a mistress named winter vacation homework.

23. "If winter vacation homework is destined to be sold as garbage," "Why didn't I exercise my rights earlier?"

24. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

25. I will insist on surfing the internet when I have a fever during the holiday. When you sneeze in class, you will think it is terminal cancer.

26, homework three, please respect yourself, I am a person with winter vacation.

27. Please don't be surprised to see a round meatball coming into the classroom at the beginning of school, because it was me who had a full stomach during the winter vacation.

28. In the past, a group of people had a holiday together, but now the holiday time of this group of people is different.

29. "I feel as light as before the holiday", "Talking to people" and "I didn't write my homework"

30. I feel that I am not good at learning when I am studying. After the holiday, I found that I was not very good at playing.