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Sentences describing cross talk

Exquisite sentences about cross talk

1. Wen Neng can bring peace to the world with his pen, and Wu Neng rides a horse to determine the world. He knows women when he goes to the kang, and he knows shoes when he gets off the kang.

2. There are more than a thousand pieces of traditional cross talk left by the old man. After the continuous efforts of our actors over the years, it has basically been lost now...

< p>3. This guy robbed a bank and drove up the North Third Ring Road. 5:30 pm! When the police arrived, the road was blocked.

4. Count the stars with me. If you have a low IQ, just count the moon!

5. When talking about cross talk, you need to learn how to talk and sing funny. If you have a stutter, you cannot talk about cross talk. For example, if you tell time, this will happen if you stutter. Now it is broadcasting North...Bei...Beijing...hourly...time...seven...seven-seven o'clock, damn, when I look at the watch, it's eight-thirty.

6. The beasts in the mountains are swallows in the clouds, cattle and sheep on land are fresh from the sea, hericium bird's nests, shark fins, bear paws, scallops and deer tail tips! Open your cheeks and lift your back molars. The food is like water from the Yangtze River, like the wind and the remaining clouds, just like the earth in a box...

7. His sword is cold, his heart is cold, his blood is cold... This My grandson is freezing!

8. You must be willing to die. I am willing to bury it!

9. The four skills of cross talk are deceiving and abducting, saying that learning to sing was changed after liberation.

10. Stop smoking, stop smoking, it’s called choking. Smoking relieves boredom, and wearing a pair of socks doesn’t do the same thing.

11. I haven’t eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

12. Scientists are good at martial arts, and even gangsters cannot stop them.