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If you don't understand, just say it.

Don't be ignorant of sentences. 1. Handsome guy, his back is tough. You've never been with a woman, have you?

2. Try not to make noise when you can start work, and try not to leave anyone alive when you can die.

It's not terrible to play the piano for cows. What's terrible is that a group of cows play the piano for you every day.

4. Boss, buy three catties of house and let me go back to speculation!

If I had money, I would buy two swimming pools, one for washing my face and the other for washing my feet.

6. In this life. It would be great to live mercilessly ...

7. Today is another particularly unforgettable day. When will life be on the right track? Forced, cheated, looking for money everywhere. Friends and family searched it. Especially when the old man is too busy to withdraw money from me, he feels unspeakable. Very unpleasant. A phone call made my parents run twice, so do a good job. I am really an unfilial child. In addition to moving, more is guilt.

I seem to be the most unfilial person in the world. You can't accompany your parents when you go out to the north, and you have to make them controversial. Said I was too indulgent to make a lot of money to repay them. But every time I go home, I want my mother to secretly give me money. Tell me when you get off the train, I'm more and more skeptical about my decision to stay.

9. You heard my dad say that I am not a good thing, and the flowers I sent you don't deserve to be inserted in your vase ~ he told me to go as far away as possible, and it is best not to be together. But I listened to my mother and told me not to give up easily. If I still like it, please let me come back. Do you want me to be unfilial?

10. It is best to live with two people. If you must live with one parent, you'd better live with the woman's parents! It is not unreasonable that mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are difficult to get along with. The daughter-in-law thinks that her husband and herself are a family, but her mother-in-law always wants to intervene in the life of the young couple. Many things make my mother-in-law jealous, gossip and innuendo. Talking back is unfilial, and I'm not happy if I don't talk back. Talking to her husband will only make him embarrassed and bored!

Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed. You won't get lost.

Kindness means that when others are hungry, I won't make a tut-tut sound.

Close my eyes and I see my future.

If people really live shameless, how can they live?

5. When you were born, you cried and they all laughed; When you left, you smiled and they all cried.

6. Cudgel is so thin that it is sad to think of it.

7. If you have money, you don't envy Yuanyang or immortals.

8. Don't look at me seriously, because I will laugh.

9. In winter, even washing clothes takes a lot of courage!

10. People who don't want to fall in love have already identified an impossible person in their hearts.

1 1. Holding a kitchen knife, ask the world who is a hero!

12. It's very cold. If you have a date, you can put on clothes. ...

13. I still love you until I get an arrow in my knee.

14. Left hand romance, right hand daily necessities.

15. You are either busy living or busy dying.

Silly talk about the latest sentence 16. Everything will be fine when you don't take it seriously.

17. Sometimes the enemy is more real than the so-called friend, at least he speaks ill of you in front of you.

18. Men are excellent because of loneliness, and women are lonely because of Excellence.

19. I farted under the covers last night and almost got poisoned! ! !

20. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go back to sleep.

2 1. Many times, I like someone else, but she doesn't know it; More often, I hurt others unconsciously.

22. When you are young, you are not sensible, but when you are sensible, you are not young.

You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be your last words.

24. Happiness is in your own hands, not someone else's mouth!

25. My cousin pulled a WeChat group of my grandmother's family, and tearing it up with my uncle became my happiest thing every day. My uncle is a selfish little man, always pretending to bully my mother. I hate him! This scum can't wait to kill him in minutes. He's already annoyed! After that, Yue Yue will definitely pay it back twice.

26. Mom saw that I had a fever all day and a bad cough yesterday. My gums swelled up after being angry one night. It was better in the morning, she told me. I was surprised and thought my mother was used to it. After all, this is the first time. Suddenly feel particularly unfilial, mutual well-being is the greatest love for each other!

27. Desperately remind myself that the salary does not allow me to be willful! Brainwashing, brainwashing, brainwashing! Sorry, michel platini, I won't be filial to your family this year!

28. Grandpa called me yesterday. In retrospect, I haven't called him for almost a long time. Grandpa's first sentence is: Grandpa misses you. If you don't call grandpa, grandpa will call you. I felt particularly unfilial at that time. In the future, I will remember to take a few minutes to call home every day!

29. Because of this, death is an important ceremony for China people, not just a way to bid farewell to the West. For China people, it is one thing to be unfilial before death, and another to be unfilial after death. Bringing mental stress to children is far worse than not returning to earth. The deceased is the most important thing. Death has become a daily taboo in China, and it must be ritualized. Thousands of miles apart, death usually brings relatives and friends together to witness.

30. Sometimes I feel quite unfilial, and I always infect my dear ones with bad emotions and make them worry.

3 1. I despise those who pretend to be B-mode! What you say is not what you say, but what you do is what you pretend! It's not true at all. If you are not filial to the old man, I will look down on you. Don't think it's my elder!

32. Alas, my Qian Qian, on this day, I was so distressed that I didn't buy anything for myself, but I was relieved for my parents and relatives. Compared with some people, I am really not filial at all. ...

It is obviously unfilial to quarrel with your father at such an age, but you must never give in to such a thing as forced marriage! Feelings are hard to find, not selling goods, buying what you lack! Happiness may come later, but I believe he will come sooner or later!

34. Grandma is in hospital again. I hurried to buy a ticket to go home. I am particularly reluctant to go home this year, not unfilial. I always feel that grandma's condition will not get worse if she doesn't go home. This year, I always sit on the long-distance bus home with bad news. I hope grandma is okay.

Every time I think of that stalk, I still feel sad and want to cry. Although I have left that place, as long as I talk about such a problem, I will be too sad to speak. I am eager to solve it by myself one day. I don't want to go back. I really don't want to. Not unfilial. It's just cowardice I don't want anyone to know. Let me face it alone. I am sad. I'll take it myself.

36. The mood is not good. Sometimes I think mom, you are really nice. Sometimes I feel that you are not doing well. Want to be angry. But you're my mother. I will never be born. Hey. In fact, I really feel cruel and unfilial. But sometimes I feel so good. The truth is not clear. My attitude today. Too bad.

37. Let me do things without telling me the details. If I do something wrong, I will be accused of reading for nothing and being stupid. Let her respect what I have done, listen to me and tell me that I am just her son. Why should she respect me? Don't say filial piety, this is what a mother should say? Full of fire.

38. Baby, how could you do this? Every time I want to sleep for my mother, I do a full set of broadcast gymnastics in it, so I have been unfilial since I was a child. How can you be so unlovable? ...

39. Today, I went to visit my father's grave. It is said that I will never make friends with people who are not filial to their parents. I feel hypocritical, and now I say so. When I was young, I rebelled and hated my father. I don't want to see him at all. When I was not in middle age, I missed my dad like a demon. When I sit on the Rhine, I cry four times a day at most. My tutor said I was mentally ill. I understand that now I long to go back in time, but that's impossible.

40. Life without privacy feels terrible. Even if you make a phone call, you will be eavesdropped and quarrel with your mother. Even if you are unfilial, you won't be friends with me. I'm very drunk.

4 1. Don't arm yourself in a secular way, you will be acclimatized.

42. If you want to chase girls, it is better to chase those who have boyfriends. Because, you only have one opponent.

Philosophically funny to say that when you are young, you are not sensible, but when you are sensible, you are not young.

1 Handsome guy, his back is quite tough. He hasn't been treated by a woman, has he?

Try not to make noise, try not to let anyone live,

Playing the lute to a cow is not terrible. The terrible thing is that a group of cows play the piano for you every day.

Boss, buy three pounds of house and let me go back to speculation!

If I had money, I would buy two swimming pools, one for washing my face and the other for washing my feet.

6 in this life. It would be great to live mercilessly ...

Hold my hand and close your eyes, and you won't get lost.

Kindness means that I don't eat meat when others are hungry.

Close my eyes and I see my future.

If 10 people really live to the point of being shameless, how can they live?

1 1 When you were born, you cried and they all laughed; When you left, you smiled and they all cried.

12 cudgel is too thin to remember.

13 Money does not envy Yuanyang or immortals.

14 Don't look at me seriously, because I will laugh.

15 winter, even washing clothes requires great courage!

16 people who don't want to fall in love have already identified an impossible person in their hearts.

17 kitchen knife in hand, ask who is the hero in the world!

18 days cold. Hug if you have an object, add clothes if you don't have an object. ...

19 I still loved you until I got an arrow in my knee.

20 left-handed romance, right-handed daily necessities.

2 1 Either you are busy living or you are busy dying.

Everything will be fine when you don't take things seriously.

Sometimes the enemy is more real than the so-called friend, at least he speaks ill of you in front of you.

Men are excellent because of loneliness, and women are lonely because of Excellence.

I farted under the covers last night and almost got poisoned! ! !

Your future depends on your dreams now, so get some sleep.

Many times, I like someone else, but she doesn't know it; More often, I hurt others unconsciously.

When I was a child, I was not sensible, but when I was sensible, I was not small.

You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be your last words.

Happiness is in your own hands, not someone else's mouth!

3 1 Don't arm yourself in a secular way, you will not be acclimatized.

If you want to chase girls, you might as well chase those who have boyfriends. Because, you only have one opponent.

Don't be shameless. This painting is going to be played,

Now think about it: it's all my ignorance that always gives you a headache at that time.

1, I don't know what you paid, I knew it, I got nothing.

I also have places to go, but there is no way to go where I want to go.

The value of a person is determined at the moment of being tempted.

What is insignificant in your eyes is priceless in my life.

5, like a person too fascinated into a tragedy.

6. Smoking is bad for the lungs, coffee is bad for the stomach and love is bad for the heart.

7. Now think about it: it was all my ignorance that kept you a headache.

8. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. If you owe money, you have to pay it back.

9. In the face of failures and setbacks, it is a kind of courage to laugh it off and then stand up again.

10, writing and rewriting life chapters; Reading at night creates golden brilliance.

1 1, let alone cooked with raw rice. Now you are cooking raw rice into popcorn. If you want to run, run.

12, I want to go to many places, I want to go to the end of time alone, I want to make a wish alone.

Family ambivalence. Why get married and have a husband? Just find a husband who is not sensible.

1, not to say that no one can leave, everyone lives for a complete family, isn't it?

2. Be a woman who dares to love you or not. You are giving your life for him, and you are useless in his heart. A man who really loves you won't get hurt.

3, a woman wants a man, that is, let you love your wife and understand her heart. If you always say what you want, such a man is nothing! It is also a relief to forget him.

When I am confused, who is guiding me, who is comforting me and who is encouraging me.

I have no regrets when I meet you in my life. I just hate knowing and being late!

6. To find a husband who is not sensible is to have a son.

7, true feelings, the most afraid of waiting, no matter how busy, don't neglect the people who care about you. May all the cares in the world eventually accompany you, and may all the true feelings in the world finally be sincere.

8. Time will tell. Passing by is the scenery, leaving behind is life.

9. When love becomes a family, living is just a responsibility.

10, not everyone who passes by in life has a chance to be together. Since we meet and know each other, we should cherish it and hope to win a heart and never part! !

1 1, bosom friend is hard to find, feeling shallow, savoring slowly, not all feelings can enter the heart, cherish what should be cherished.

12. What's the use of cherishing? I don't want to.

13, friend, since we met, this is fate. Please cherish our fate, ok?

14, acquaintance depends on fate, knowing each other is fate, people can meet, it is not easy, the truth is true, you are true, you will know the horsepower in the distance as soon as you turn around, and you will see people in the distance. Cherish what you once had.

15, the debt owed in my last life, let me meet you in this life, thank you, meet the wrong person at the right time, meet the right you at the wrong time, thank you for adding a rainbow to my life, and wish you all the best.

16, it is not easy for people to meet, so we must cherish it!

17, sometimes what people need is not material wealth but spiritual comfort, not sweet words but common understanding.

18, I cherish this feeling, because this is my first true love, but I don't know if the other person is the same.

19, today's society is so unpredictable.