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Robots are human beings, too. They should be free.
Metallic Attraction Kungfu Cyborg's classic lines
1, "the situation at that time may be like this. When K fell off the cliff, K tried to grab its hand, but when he grabbed it, he caught a handful of "armpit hair". Do you believe it? " "letter! I believe! "
2. "Remember," love is blind "should be" love is cross-eyed "! The girl in love is highly myopic, and she can only see what is in front of her eyes, even if there is a Ryan Nadu Di Cabio standing next to her! "
3. "Beauty and skin care? The country really takes care of us! "
4. "Then you are a third party!" "Is this good for your sister?" "Of course! Secular eyes usually think that the third party will only destroy the happiness of others, but in fact, the third party is giving people one more choice. The so-called free love is really "if I have a choice, I am the master"! "
5. "In order to integrate into society more easily, I brought a pack of cigarettes with me. As the saying goes, cigarettes and friends can break people's silence without blaming many people. My program is set to smoke! "
6. "In order to play this play well, our police station rehearsed for three days!"
7. "We did what Andy Lau did!" "Then why don't you ask him to sing and make a movie?" "Have thought of! But it seems unfair to Andy Lau ... "
8. "It's small and soft and unmanly!"
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9.I-POD is only designed for ... to cover I-GUN. Very easy to use, more than enough to deal with Chen Long. Please.
10, K- 1: When you are unhappy, my ears can hear you and make you complain; When you are happy, my mouth will talk to you; When you are sick, my legs can run to buy you a bowl of porridge; When you are cold, my hands can hold you tight; But ..... if one day you find a man, you like him better than me; I will go to that cliff and pick that flower for you.
1 1, K- 1: Wow, how did you do that? Da Chun: Hum, haven't you learned the idiom "cloud"? Mechanical blindness!
12, there is no sin in loving someone, and there is also hard work without merit.
13. Singing is like eating peanuts. You can't stop.
14, Da Chun: "Go home for dinner! Don't wait for me! " Mourning: "It doesn't matter! I can wait! "
Da Chun: Hello! What the hell did you do to get us hunted? K-: I'm finished with you!
16, Da Chun: Wrong boy, as a teacher, why don't you come to us often to teach the school well? Want to hit on our Samui? Don't look at your teeth!
17, spread out and give it some space. If the computer can't dissipate heat, it will crash. If it's not hot, can it be a cold? Why don't you cover him with a quilt?
18, current virus, let you taste the power of longing for love.
19, let go, don't let go, tell her with your eyes that you love her very much. Besides watching her, you can do a lot of things in this minute, watching her hug her and even touching her.
20, * * * like this, if I were a pervert, I would have wanted to flirt with you for a long time.
Lines from the movie Metallic Attraction Kungfu Cyborg.
2 1, geomantic numerology is actually a science, including environmental science … statistical biology.
22. The country is so big, why did you come to us?
23. Robots are human beings and should be free.
24. Remember, love is blind. Love is cross-eyed.
25. Today is the afternoon of 16, April 16 … this minute before three o'clock, I am with you, because I will remember this minute because of you.
26. Help! Saiyan invasion of the earth, the earth is in danger!
27. I saw it. It only took four or two times to knock you down. If he puts in a pound of effort.
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28. God made you fall in love with me unconsciously. God, leave me alone ... leave me alone. Yes, God, leave her alone. I'll take over from now on, don't worry.
29. In order to integrate into society more easily, I took a pack of cigarettes with me. As the saying goes, with cigarettes and friends, it is not surprising that many people are polite, which can break the silence. My program can be set to smoke!
30. Lin Xiang: If people are made by God and robots are man-made, then people can doubt God. Why can't robots doubt people?
3 1, Lin Xiang: If knowledge cannot keep pace with the times, it will only become an obstacle. ...
32. May: What did you quarrel about last night? K- 1: nothing. It's normal for men to stay awake, strike while the iron is hot and burn a weld without repairing the car!
You are obviously a policeman, but you want to play the role of a nurse, which leads to a state of losing your identity.
You know, we don't know each other. How about we meet? We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? ? Let's just pretend we haven't met.
35. Bullshit! What happened to the robot? Robots are also artificial. They can make or break you. What's the big deal?
36. If I like a flower on the cliff, I want you to help me pick it, but you know you will die, will you still help me pick it?
37. God created man and man created robot. People can doubt God. Why can't robots doubt people?
As a teacher, why do you always fool around with us at school instead of teaching well?
39, when the teacher, but also on the SQ website, you waste reading poetry books, sven scum!
Secular eyes usually think that a third party … will only destroy the happiness of others, but in fact, the third party just … gives people one more choice. The so-called free love means ... having a choice, and I have the final say.
"Metallic Attraction Kungfu Cyborg" stills
4 1, talking about credit, not for you, but for borrowing and returning, what a gentleman does!
42. Su Qing: You should seize this minute, compress your feelings for your sister in this minute and tell her with your eyes that you love her very much!
43. Su Qing: Do you know why you are unhappy? May: Am I unhappy? Su Qing: Your situation is worse than I expected, because you refuse to admit that you are unhappy!
This is the deadliest weapon in the world. Before the invention of computers in the world, all the inventions of weapons of mass destruction were written by scientists with pens. This pen participated in the whole process from atomic bomb to nuclear bomb. Until today, this pen has invented many killing weapons.
45. In order to integrate into this society more easily, I took a pack of cigarettes with me. It is said that cigarettes and friends can break the silence.
46. I have an extra key to your house, and you don't object, and you won't refuse if I make soup for you.
47. We can't fall in love with human beings. If it does happen, there will be a program to stop us.
I want you to know that I won't go up the cliff to pick that flower, because I want to live. Live so that my eyes can see that you forgot to wipe your mouth after dinner; When you are unhappy, my ears can listen to your complaints; When you are happy, my mouth can talk to you; When you are sick, my legs can run to buy you a bowl of porridge; When you are cold, my arms can hold you tight. However, if one day, you find a boy and you like him more, I will climb that cliff and pick that flower for you.
49. I, Xu Dachun, am absolutely loyal. As long as I am a policeman, I will try my best to eradicate this scum for the people.
50. Am I unhappy? Your situation is more serious than I expected, because you refuse to admit that you are unhappy.
5 1, I will give you another chance. Did you die for your country or for your country? Do you love yourself or your country?
52. I stink in this place. If you adjust another machine, I'm not afraid it will rust.
53. My life has long belonged to the country.
54. I know you keep refusing to tell me. You just want me to speak first … and then I will be generous. I love you.
I hate this song. Don't you have any other songs? Jay Chou's will do.
Movie Metallic Attraction Kungfu Cyborg
56. Xiaojiang: Big Brother is Dad! Dad, I will be filial to your old man. Sit down. ...
57. How do you explain that this bird is so sexy?
58. Itching is one of the feelings of human happiness, just like a child seeing chocolate, or like a man and a woman in love.
59. A child with slender eyes has a straight and high nose. The tip of nose is commonly known as aquiline nose. This is very kind, caring and self-motivated.
Yao Ming, don't bully an old man. You should give him more balls so that he can have a chance on the court …
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6 1, breaking the computer is super simple. Feel free to surf the internet to find computer viruses. The computer must be broken.
62. An unbreakable love can't tolerate a third party at all, but you successfully appear as a third party, and the other party can see you, indicating that this love has been in crisis.
63. Say goodbye to his father. I have always said that these high technologies are unreliable.
64. It is small and soft, and there is no masculinity at all.
65. Be talkative when communicating with women. Interesting topics are slightly meaningless.
66. What happened? Just one month after leaving the factory, something happened. You are not even as good as our washing machine.
67. This robot has no tutor.
68. If knowledge does not keep pace with the times, it will only become an obstacle.
69. It's best to make him disabled and paraplegic. He will never fly out of your palm. Remember, don't let a man live a comfortable life before he is 60 and dying.
70. It doesn't matter whether you are a man or not, as long as you can do something that makes you happy. Being a man is the same as being a machine.
7 1, love expert Su Qing's appalling love theory.
72. A great discussion about K- 1 plane.
73. robot k- 1 smoking is cool and full of excuses.
74. The robot k- 1 is rotten enough to speak.
75, robot love vows, yes, love vows sometimes don't need to say "I love you".
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76. Technicians came to repair K- 1 and were misunderstood by police colleagues.
77. Uncle Da Chun, a policeman, showed his literary talent and "bullied" robots.
78. Look, oh, no, listen, Director Lin plays in depth.
You see, men are all controlled by machinery, and robots are no exception. Ps: According to Sun Li, boyfriends who don't obey will be repaired!
80. Director Lin is a visionary and wise man.
8 1. Sister analyzes the seriousness of the problem to her sister.
82. If you listen to the theory of love experts, you can guess that the debate between truth and absurdity will become more and more heated.
83. Teacher Xiao Jiang, your mouth is changing so fast.
84. Is Teacher Xiao Jiang so badly denied? !
85. Letter, but then what? Still can't escape the disaster of being caught by body hair, poor wise man
86. Xu Dachun commented on Bill Gates.
87. Yingming is proud of what he has done.
88. Sometimes, it can only be said that sometimes the truth of love experts is quite expert.
89. In the process of pursuing the lost target, both the enemy and ourselves are in harmony.
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Metallic Attraction Kungfu Cyborg film review
Metallic Attraction Kungfu Cyborg film review
Metallic Attraction Kungfu Cyborg has a considerable exemplary role in art, commerce, industry and science and technology. Even though the quality of the film itself is not high, it still has the significance of being popularized. As a masterpiece of The Return of the Native, Liu Zhenwei has been far away from the film industry for a long time. Metallic Attraction Kungfu Cyborg has a background of co-production, but completely follows the "rules" of mainland films. As early as 1980s, Liu Zhenwei's screenwriter skills were well-known in Southeast Asia. Its biggest feature is not to achieve the entertainment effect of hilarious laughter with vulgar jokes, but the mainstream ideology of typical commercial films. Apart from the actor's own creation, Liu Zhenwei can always package a touching sad story with a "clean" comedy. Metallic Attraction Kungfu Cyborg has a correct value orientation, but it is not blunt preaching and platitudes. Instead, a love story between a robot and human beings tells an eternal theme, "If love is only one second, are you willing to pay?" .
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