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Rain, tell me about it

1, turn the message board from the back to the front, and you will find that those who said they would always be with you are no longer in touch.

2. How can you put on a wedding dress without experiencing a few scum?

3. Those distant nights that bloom in the years. Anyway, there is no going back to the past.

Winter came, but it didn't welcome the expected snowfall. Bare, rotten land is barren and confidential, losing its former vitality.

Because I have walked through thorns alone, I cherish the road of roses with you so much.

6. Our life always develops in the opposite direction.

7. If we meet again, will you always remember what you said?

8. Dear: It's time to get up. Don't sleep. You are going to become a little pig. Ha ha ha ha ha ~ ~, miss you. Do you miss me?

9. Time has made me not know myself.

10, I hate the people I care about most. My full name is written on the note.

1 1, "Girls' friendship is like a sticker. Once it is torn, it will never stick. "

12, I am wandering on the edge of your world, I can't get in and I can't get out.

13, missing is always just sadness in missing.

14, I will meet someone in my life. He will break your principles, change your habits and become your exception.

15 actually, I once cared.

You can't grow up without going through a few scum.

1, I think about you every day, only to find that we have no intersection at all.

When you are on the other side of the mountain, I have no end on the lonely road.

3. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If right equals no you, I'd rather be wrong all my life; If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

I know you don't care what I think. I know you have the life you want.

My tears touched your eyebrows, and your smile can't touch my tears.

Even if it is out of reach, I will try my best. After all, you are all my dreams.

7. I am confused, but I never escape from reality. I am timid, but I will show enough courage when necessary.

8. I like you regardless of time and distance.

9. [You walk behind me, and I can forget my walking posture in panic]

10, feelings are like glass, which will break one day. All we can do is try our best to protect it intact.

1 1, Happy April Fool's Day, my love, even if we are not together.

12, fuck, it's your own fault that you can't finish your homework. Why show off your fun?

13, it's not how good you are, but how good you want to be.

14, how can you grow up and search for fortune-telling knowledge without going through a few scum?

15, just as the vegetation is to the moon, the sun is to the sky, and the turtledove is as loyal as the spouse-when he

16, sometimes, it is for love that you quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings.

17, I have seen through the cold world, but I didn't expect people to be insidious.

18, I can always smile and play your supporting role and bear it alone behind your back.

19, the origin is just a newcomer's smile. Who heard the old people crying?

20, changed is changed, and it is irreparable. No matter how hard you try, it won't help.

2 1, I hold an umbrella for you, but you are in the rain for others.

22. What you can't say in your heart is the most painful.

Please forgive my habit of forgetting to give you time after the conversation.

24. It doesn't matter if I am hurt by strangers, but I can't stand being hurt by familiar people.

25. Because I like you, through your light, I have seen a world that I have never foreseen.

26. Best friends always poke your tires in the back.

27. The tenderness he gave me turned out to be just an excuse to be close to another person.

Men like Andersen brought Russia into the fairy tale world belonging to Russia.

29. If you can't come to my world, I will come to your world to find you.

30. I'm sorry, I just said that, but I didn't think so in my heart!

3 1, the age that knows nothing, was once the most exciting, so the happiest; I have missed the saddest but most touching memories.

32, brothers, always go further than friendship.

33. I watched myself stay in the lost years and pay tribute to the lost time.

I have no merit in the world, but I am kind in the end.

After all, we lost to reality and never went back.

When he leaves, he will never come back.

There is no sunshine in the old city. You and I have a similar dream.

I really want to walk beside you, hug you and tell you that I miss you so much.

39. In fact, life does not need this kind of unnecessary persistence. Learning to give up makes life very simple.

Classic joke: how can a few scum know to shop around without experiencing it?

1, the most precious thing is not the material you have, but the people who accompany you and accompany you to the end.

2. Faced with a lot of snacks, I will think: Do you want to enjoy or lose weight?

3, I heard that too ideal love is always untouchable.

My name is Yu, and my nickname is Runtu.

Missing may be the best regret, because you will have it if you miss others, and you will meet if others miss you.

6. To love someone is to fill the emptiness of the other person with your own emptiness.

7. How can a few scum know to shop around if they haven't experienced it?

8. Tea tastes like ink, but it is gray.

9. When someone says that you have changed, it is only because you no longer live in the way they are used to.

10, life is an egg, it doesn't matter if you get a few zeros.

1 1. If you choose to be close to me, please stay with me for a long time. If you can't do it, don't wander there.

12, you once said that you would take care of me all my life, but your life is so short. ...

A few people go crazy after reading it.

One day, the devil took the princess away, and the princess kept screaming.

Devil: "You can scream at your throat ... no one will come to save you ..." "

Princess: "Broken throat ... broken throat ..."

No one: "Princess ... I'm coming to save you ..."

Devil: "Speak of the devil and he will come ..."

Cao Cao: "Devil .. Why did you call me ..."

Demon: "Wow ... seeing a ghost"

Ghost: "Shit! Was discovered .. "

Shit: "Ghost, can you see me ..."

Devil: "Oh, my God! 」

God: "Who called me? 」

Who: "Nobody called you ..."

Nobody said, "Where am I? Play dumb! 」

Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me? 」

Who: "It's me again? Are you looking for trouble? 」

Angry: "which one is looking for me? 」

Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't ... Gee, there are so many people here. 」

Many people: "I just arrived … who are you?" ? 」

Which one: "I'm not who. 」

Who: "He's not me. 」

Princess: "Is everyone here to save me? 」

Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun." 」

Lively: "What do I have to see? 」

God: "It's none of my business. I'll go first. " 」

Devil: "You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? " ? I am a demon.

How did Wang play? 」

Go down: "You good devil won't do it, what shall I do?" 」

Princess: "if no one hits the devil, I can go." 」

No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go ..."

How come: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement." 」

Lively: "What are you looking at me for? 」

What: "You want to fuck me? Rogue! 」

How dare you: "I didn't? 」

Me: "What does it have to do with me?" 」

Devil: "Shit! I'm going crazy. 」

Shit: "What am I doing? ...」

Madman: "What do you want me to do? 」

You want me to say, "I don't know anything! 」

I don't know anything: "I don't know! 」

I don't know: "I'm coming!" Is someone calling me? 」

Someone said, "I didn't call you! 」

I didn't say, "Who called him? 」

Who: "Wrong ... I didn't ..."

I didn't say, "I haven't wronged you ..."

You: "I dare you. 」

I dare you: "Who says I dare not! ? 」

Who: "please ... I didn't say anything."

I have nothing: "What do you want me to say? 」

I am nothing: "... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?" ”」

My long-lost brother: "Kao ... my name is very long ... and I will be called."

Ah ... "

Who: "... I want to leave this troublesome place. "

True or false: "So this is my place ..."

I have nothing: "Stop arguing, we are talking ..."

Don't bother us: "I won't talk ..."

I didn't: "I didn't speak! ...」

I don't want anything: "-_-"... let's go out and talk ... "

Go: "I'm sorry ... (wriggle)"

I have nothing: "It's none of your business ... Go away ..." (The two brothers go out angrily.

It's none of your business: "Whoops ... why did you kick me out ..."

Why: "I don't want to kick you out ... listen ... don't cry."

I didn't say, "Oh ... What does it have to do with me?"

None of my business: "What? Did someone call me? " QQ space log "

Someone said, "Who wants to call you ..."

Who: "I really have to go ... T.T." "

Go: "I'm really embarrassed ... *v.v*" ("Who" collapsed?

None of your business: "... aren't you my cousin?" ”」

It's none of my business: "... cousins of the same age (or cousins) ... long time no see ..."

For a long time: "I'm not here ..."

Devil: "Are you finished? 」

Endless: "He doesn't have me."

You: "I don't have him."

I just said, "Who said that? 」

Who: "What do you want me to do? 」

Do you want to fuck me? 」

You: "I won't fuck him."

I said, "Who said I wouldn't? 」

Who: "Wrong! I didn't say ... "

He said, "What should I do? 」

? "You two are shameless! 」

You two: "I want it! I want it! 」

Face: "Who wants me? 」

Who: "I don't want it."

Devil: "Hurry up, or I'll kick people out."

Man: "Kick me out? Looking for k "

K: "Who wants to see me? 」

Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, mention me again! 」

He said, "Don't trust me."

Me: "Who wants me? 」

Who: "I finally caught one. Kill it. "

One: "Don't arrest me."

Me: "I've had enough, too. If anyone mentions my name again, I will never let you go! 」

Who said, "Look at my eighteen dragon palms! 」

Me: "Look at my nine yin bones and claws! 」

Eighteen palms of dragon descending: "What am I to see? 」

Jiuyin Bones Claw: "What am I to see? 」

What's there to see: "Brother, I finally found you! 」

What is there to see? "Brother, let's go out and talk. 」

Devil: "Shit ... this is an engagement meeting ..."

From then on, the devil really got schizophrenia ...