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First, go out early and come back late every day. Every night when I get home, I will try my best to interact with you, play wi

Classic of being a mother for the first time. Say good night, baby

First, go out early and come back late every day. Every night when I get home, I will try my best to interact with you, play wi

Classic of being a mother for the first time. Say good night, baby

First, go out early and come back late every day. Every night when I get home, I will try my best to interact with you, play with you and tell you stories ... no matter how late it is, I will wait for you to go to bed. Being a mother for the first time, I hope to do my best to be the best companion. Good night, baby.

Second, it's my first time to be a mother. Please forgive me for not doing well. I'll take care of you in the future. Please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

3. Go out early and come back late every day. Every night when I get home, I should try to interact with you, play with you and tell you stories ... no matter how late it is, I have to wait until you fall asleep. Being a mother for the first time, I hope to do my best to be the best companion. Good night, baby.

4. Being a mother for others for the first time. I apologize for my carelessness. I will take care of you in the future. Please give me more advice in the future.

5. Female babies can wear as much as hemp, and male babies wear as much as Baba or one less than Baba; Don't force your baby to take medicine. Discuss with the baby, the baby will understand and cooperate. It is not easy to have children, but it is more important to raise them with your heart. I used to be a person who couldn't even take care of myself. Now I can do everything for the baby, watch the baby grow and change every day and stay with her all the time. It's good.

6. Since yesterday, my baby suddenly loves to laugh. With my mood, I suddenly can't remember when she always laughs in her dreams. Ma Ma is a mother for the first time, and she didn't record every moment of your growth in time. In the future, mom will grow up with you and witness every moment of your growth.

Haha, my mother is inexperienced as a mother for the first time. In a blink of an eye, you have grown so big, better than everything my mother imagined. Stupid mother, lazy father, clever you are really something. I look forward to your growing up, but I can't help but miss the small appearance in my arms. Love your mom and dad forever and wish you health and happiness.

Dear Guoguo, this is my first time as a mother, just like your first time as a baby, so please forgive my poor care, ok?

It's been nine years, and I'm especially willing to say happy birthday to you many times, baby. Thank you for coming to my world and bringing me so much happiness and beauty. My tank has grown like this. However, every day of this year, many scenes are vivid, and every bit of accumulation is my precious wealth.

10. Being a mother for the first time, being a wife for the first time, and being a mother for the first time have deep feelings, and there are many things that I have never faced. Many places are the first time, especially after having children. Many things have not been experienced, which makes me very anxious, and many things make me very sad. Sometimes I don't take good care of my children and make them cry badly. I feel very sorry for her. Everything is getting better, and we need to take care of them more.

Eleven, we must be diligent and take good care of him, not sloppy. At the same time, we should arrange our own affairs and restore health. Only by taking care of yourself and making yourself strong enough can we take better care of him. At the same time, our career needs to continue and we can't lose ourselves. All this is coming, and I am ready to challenge myself!

12. Being a mother for the first time, so the name "mother" has become my lifelong career. I will work hard for it and fight for it without regrets. Being a mother for the first time, I am very cautious. I am afraid that if I don't do well, my responsibility will turn into pressure. Whenever you have shortcomings, I will also reflect on myself, not pursuing perfection, but hoping that you can become a better person than all of us. Being a mother for the first time, I hope to grow up freely and happily under my protection, although sometimes it is so contradictory and tangled. So, my son, let's spend the rest of our lives together.

Thirteen, it's my first time as a mother and your first time as a baby. Although I am an idiot mother, I hope my baby can grow up healthily!

Fourteen, after becoming a mother, I just want to give the best to my baby! I can't see that she is a little uncomfortable! There are so many expectations and hopes. In the end, I only hope to expect your safe and healthy growth! First time as a mother, inexperienced, baby. There is still a long way to go. Please take care of me! Mom is willing to grow up with you!

Fifteen, being a mother for the first time, so the name "mother" has become my lifelong career. I will work hard for it, fight for it, and have no regrets. Being a mother for the first time, I am very cautious. I am afraid that if I don't do well, my responsibility will turn into pressure. Whenever you have shortcomings, I will also reflect on myself, not pursuing perfection, but hoping that you can become a better person than all of us. Being a mother for the first time, I hope to grow up freely and happily under my protection, although sometimes it is so contradictory and tangled. So, my baby, let's spend the rest of our lives together.

Sixteen years old, being a mother for the first time. Please don't say that women are weak, but mothers are strong. I am not weak at ordinary times, and I will not be more rigid as a mother. The child belongs to two people and has nothing to do with teammates. Why should a person be so tired? So please feel free to use your teammates. What he did was right.

No matter how tired I am at the end of the day, I feel very satisfied looking at my baby's sleeping face every day. All the emotions in the world can only be fully understood after being a parent. Although it is my first time to be a mother, I still thank you for letting me be your mother. I hope time can slow down and let me grow up with you.

Eighteen years old, being a mother for the first time. I apologize for my carelessness. I will take care of you in the future. Please give me more advice in the future.

Nineteen, being a mother for the first time. Please don't say that women are weak, but mothers are strong. I am not weak at ordinary times, and I will not be more rigid as a mother. The child belongs to two people and has nothing to do with teammates. Why should a person be so tired? So please feel free to use your teammates. What he did was right.

20. It's my first time as a mother, too. Please forgive me if I don't do well. I will take care of you in the future. Please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

Welcome to my life, angel. Being a mother for the first time, please give some advice!

Twenty-two, we must be diligent, take good care of her, we must not be sloppy, and we must arrange our own affairs. We must get well again. Only by taking care of yourself and making yourself strong enough can we take better care of her. At the same time, our career needs to continue and we can't lose ourselves. It's all here. I'm ready to challenge myself. Haha, mom is inexperienced as a mother for the first time. In a blink of an eye, you have grown so big. I have always loved your parents. I wish you health and happiness.

Twenty-three, my old lady's glass heart can't stand such forgiveness. Being a mother for the first time, I really don't know how to start.

Welcome to my life, angel. Being a mother for the first time, please give some advice!

Twenty-five, after becoming a mother, I just want to give the best to my baby! I can't see that she is a little uncomfortable! There are so many expectations and hopes. In the end, I only hope to expect your safe and healthy growth! First time as a mother, inexperienced, baby. There is still a long way to go. Please take care of me! Mom is willing to grow up with you!

No matter how tired I am at the end of the day, I feel very satisfied looking at my baby's sleeping face every day. All the emotions in the world can only be fully understood after being a parent. Although it is my first time to be a mother, I still thank you for letting me be your mother. I hope time can slow down and let me grow up with you.

Twenty-seven, haha, my mother is inexperienced as a mother for the first time. In a blink of an eye, you have grown so big, better than everything my mother imagined. Stupid mom, lazy dad, and smart you are really amazing. I look forward to your growing up, but I can't help but miss the small appearance in my arms. Love your mom and dad forever and wish you health and happiness.

Twenty-eight, since yesterday, the baby suddenly loves to laugh. With my mood, I suddenly can't remember when she always laughs in her dreams. Ma Ma is a mother for the first time, and she didn't record every moment of your growth in time. In the future, mom will grow up with you and witness every moment of your growth.

Twenty-nine, the old lady's glass heart can't stand such forgiveness. It's also my first time as a mother. I really don't know how to start.

Learn to be a mother through constant exploration. Parenting experience: MIMI lung heat caused nasal congestion and cough some time ago. Being a mother for the first time, I am anxious, at a loss, distressed, afraid and anxious, and I can have different feelings every minute. Not being a mother doesn't know how great a mother is, really. "If you want your child to be safe, you will be hungry and cold." Baby is not afraid of cold and heat. Don't cover your baby too much. When undressing your baby, you should first wipe the sweat off your baby's forehead and slowly take it off one by one.

Thirty-one, sometimes I blame myself for not being a qualified mother. Baby, forgive my mother. This is my first time as a mother. My mother just wants you to grow up happily. I didn't mean to make you sick or take care of you. I just want you to feel the best life I have given you. Eat, drink and have fun with you. Grow up with you day by day.

Learn to be a mother through constant exploration. Parenting experience: MIMI lung heat caused nasal congestion and cough some time ago. Being a mother for the first time, I am anxious, at a loss, distressed, afraid and anxious, and I can have different feelings every minute. Not being a mother doesn't know how great a mother is, really. "If you want your child to be safe, you will be hungry and cold." Baby is not afraid of cold and heat. Don't cover your baby too much. When undressing your baby, you should first wipe the sweat off your baby's forehead and slowly take it off one by one.

Thirty-three, female babies can wear as much as hemp, and male babies wear as much as Baba or one less than Baba; Don't force your baby to take medicine. Discuss with the baby, the baby will understand and cooperate. It is not easy to have children, but it is more important to raise them with your heart. I used to be a person who couldn't even take care of myself. Now I can do everything for the baby, watch the baby grow and change every day and stay with her all the time. It's good.

34. Being a mother for the first time, being a wife for the first time, and being a mother for the first time are deeply touched. There are many things that I have never faced. Many places are the first time, especially after having children. Many things have not been experienced, which makes me very anxious, and many things make me very sad. Sometimes I don't take good care of my child, which makes him cry badly and I feel very sorry for him. Everything is getting better and better, and we need to take care of them more.

35. Sometimes I blame myself for not being a qualified mother. Baby, forgive my mother. This is my first time as a mother. My mother just wants you to grow up happily. I didn't mean to make you sick or take care of you. I just want you to feel the best life I have given you. Eat, drink and have fun with you. Grow up with you day by day.

Dear Xinyi, it's my first time to be a mother, just like it's your first time to be a baby, so please forgive me for my poor care, ok?

It's my first time as a mother and your first time as a baby. Although I am an idiot mother, I hope my baby can grow up healthily!

Tell me about the first snow.

1. Whether it is snowy, cloudy or sunny, it is sunny to see you.

2. Pure snow washes the dirty world and only meets the quiet earth.

Pure snow has whitened my whole world after all.

This sudden snow, so pure, buried me in your world.

That year, when we watched the snow together, you said love to me.

6. Have you ever tasted the snow? It's cool. It can penetrate into your heart at once.

7. 1 1 The snow at the end of the month was a pale failure.

8. There is no snow that does not melt, and there is no love that will never change. People will change.

9. I want to watch a snow with my beloved before the end of the world.

10. It's snowing. I want to walk in the snow with you, but it turns white if I'm not careful.

1 1. It's snowing, so did it snow there? Did you receive my thoughts about you in the snow?

12. The snow is beautiful. When it falls, it is destined to become water.

13. The snow fell, the grass turned yellow, the tree withered, and you left.

14. The snow was so deep and severe that it reflected my scars in the snow.

15. When it snows, you are not there, and your memory is blank. After love is covered, how long will it take for happiness to find someone to take care of it?

16. Seeing the heart in the snow is disheartening. Everything is white, and everything is just for you. Watch the snow slowly, wait,

17. Snowflakes are floating in the night sky, which makes people tremble when landing. Since you are heartless, I regret it again. Love is clear, and the snow here remains the same.

18. How many people want someone to accompany her to see the snow?

19. A snowfall can't stop the indifference in winter; The snow is beautiful, but it is cool, cool to the bottom of my heart.

20. A pure snow buried me in your world and fell into your fickle lies. My love ran aground.

2 1. It turns out that snow is the purest. However, it's all superficial and melted, and it's a pool of sewage after all.

Tell me about driving for the first time.

You are the one who will take me to work and take me home. Later, I will drive. When they are driving, you will always follow me, right in the rearview mirror. Once, you played a racing game with me late, and we were in opposite directions. The first time I drove home, someone was driving behind me. At that moment, I really thought you were excellent. Remember when I first started driving, you followed me to help me clear the way. I don't know how long it will be before I see you again. I just hope that the world will be better for you, and I will be better for people and things around me.

Tell me about driving for the first time.

First, the first time I drove for more than four hours, I felt that my arms and legs did not belong to me.

Second, get up in the morning and it's snowing. The first time I drove on a snowy day, the snow hit the windshield like this. I couldn't bear to scrape it off with a wiper, so I drove slowly. Then, I am not surprised. . . It's late

Third, record the first independent driving. Feel the morning rush hour in Urumqi, and feel that there are only five words to survive!

Fourth, I learned driving for the first time, because it was warm to practice driving in the greenhouse, but the walls were dark and the lights were not turned on. When I was driving, a light suddenly appeared in front of me, which was too exposed in the dark. I, a new generation of road killer, ran my car directly into the wall with a deafening sound. At that moment, everyone was waiting to see my joke. Although the coach didn't scold me, I felt guilty. I really want to drill a hole for you.

5. Record my first drive on the road at the age of 2 1. Didn't you see the word internship at the back? Fuck you!

Sixth, to commemorate the first time I drove into town at night, and completely started the journey of female drivers surfing casually, hahaha.

Seven, the daughter-in-law just took the driver's license test. Driving to work for the first time, I found her forehead bruised when I came back. Surprised, I quickly asked her: What's the matter? Collapsed? The daughter-in-law wriggled for a long time before she said weakly, well, she got off the bridge, crossed the three-meter height limit and bowed her head and knocked on the steering wheel.

Eight, make an appointment, get the license for half a year, and drive for the first time today.

9. I drove for the first time today and was discharged from the hospital. I took the wrong lane on the way, but luckily I turned back.

Driving so far for the first time is also a kind of exercise for myself ~ the scenery along the way ~ and finally reach the destination.

1 1. Brother Yun won't go out today. This is my first time to drive to work, to commemorate that I no longer wait for the bus on the road. The passing super-large truck hung my tail by a centimeter. Fortunately, it was a lucky escape. When I arrived at the company, I stopped for 10 minutes and finally stopped.

Twelve, the first independent driving contributed to this snowy day, flying 60 yards.

Thirteen, traffic jam, the first time I feel that my father is driving so unsteadily, and I feel dizzy when I step on the accelerator and brake.

Fourteen, the first time you can drive out by yourself, you should commemorate it! Drivers who don't like driving.

15. The second heavy snow in Ningbo floated down without warning this morning. It's snowing heavily, and I'm a little nervous and scared. This is the first time in my life to drive in snowy weather, but I arrived at the company smoothly.

Sixteen, drive! ! ! Md is nearly three hours late. It's really the first time to take the high-speed rail, and finally I can drive! ! ! !

Seventeen, remember the first time I drove to Pinggu! Find wuli Tingting to ski! I met baby wuli Angel!

18. It took eleven hours to drive on the ice for the first time.

Nineteen, I, I, I finally saw Cheng Ge and drove for the first time, and I'm going to enjoy it with my mobile phone, huh? When did you get off?

At the age of twenty, I experienced driving in heavy snow. I feel that the steering wheel is not working for the first time. I walked for 40 minutes in two hours, worried but grateful.

2 1. It's my first time to drive in Guangzhou, and Zhongshan Avenue, which is super blocked during rush hour, is perfect when I get home from Chemical City, but I fucking parked in the wrong parking space.

Twenty-two, traffic jams make me doubt life! Young driver 10 years old. I can drive in the city for the first time! I'm choking! I certainly can't let anyone go today, because I'm in a hurry to go to the bathroom!

Twenty-three, it's too difficult to find the sun. The first time I drove out to do business alone, I bought D afternoon tea. On the way, you can't catch fire without electricity. I don't know how big my shadow area is.

24. Today, I drove to Lake Zi Long to do business. I passed by the school gate. This is the first time I have driven past the school gate. I thought of something at that time. During the winter vacation of my freshman year, I worked part-time in Zhengzhou, and it was very cold on my way to work. I walked alone by the road. I looked up at the surrounding lights and asked myself when I could have my own place in this city. When have these lights been on for myself? . . Still need to work hard

Twenty-five, driving for the first time at night, arrived in Hengdong County ten minutes earlier than expected. Although I am sleepy and want to sleep, I still have to scold the dog before going to bed. I know that although your life is worthless, my car is valuable. There are also people who drive high beams with cars. If you want to walk in front of me, I will never stop you, and I dare not catch up with you. Then turn on the high beam for a few meters and shake my rearview mirror.

Twenty-six, in order to commemorate the first complete drive on the road today, I also ate what I wanted. Crab crab and his mother met michel platini dopted mother whom they haven't seen for four or five years, and it's good to fall in love with life.

Twenty-seven, crossing the road last night, I met a car and made way. It's great to stop and let us pass first. I first met in Dashenzhou, and then I drove to learn from others.

Twenty-eight, I went to play a fiasco again and tried a new way of customs clearance. The operation of the two old drivers is much better than before. The first time I drove, I just turned over. Today, I can drive my car to the air outlet. In order to take a crooked road, I caught three pieces of coal and turned them into windmills and wandered around in the air. When crossing the tower, I should hook the train and jump over. As a result, one person grabbed the hook first, and the other person grabbed the man and swung over. There is also a stick as a walkway to jump directly on, and the two people are getting better and better, and they can kill people.

Twenty-nine, driving to work for the first time today, I actually parked my car in a daze.

30. To commemorate the first time I drove a car without soap chips, or to walk at night! That's great. That's great.

Thirty-one, I watched a movie and took my brother home after dinner. Driving home from Binjiang for the first time.

Tell me about the first flower grower.

Tell me about the first flower grower.

First of all, I finally waited for you. It's been three weeks, and the first gardenia has blossomed, with a faint fragrance. Its germination period is long, and its fragrance will last correspondingly. Its moral is: persist for a long time and never give up on yourself. This is the first time I grow flowers by myself. What a surprise!

Second, planting flowers for the first time, I don't want you to blossom and bear fruit ~ I just want you to live well ~

Third, for the first time in my life, I hope she will thrive.

When I was four or eight years old, I planted flowers for the first time. I was very happy. I touched it with my hand, and it turned out to be a flower. Sixteen years later, I unconsciously planted flowers again, and the ending turned out to be the same. I just want to make it clear.

Five, only a sip of water, the first time I realized the fun of growing flowers.

Six, slowly wither, no longer open new flowers, flowers for the first time. Take good care of it and wait for the next prosperity.

Seven, the first vaccination, he secretly cried. The first time you choked in front of him, he looked at you very uncomfortable. He cried. He expects how he will cry on your wedding day! I said, raising a daughter is like raising flowers. When you keep the flowers in full bloom, someone will take your flowerpot away! That kind of mood was when she got married more than twenty years later!

The flowerpots were bare all winter, and I thought the first attempt to plant flowers was over. Spring has come, so many little lives have appeared, full of cuteness and inexplicable little touches.

Nine, the first time you plant flowers, you must live up to expectations!

Ten, the first time I saw the wolf child, I didn't watch it for a minute or two. I watched this movie again at noon today, and finally I was really moved. Zhexiu cried when he said not to leave, and then I saw that he learned to grow flowers and grass, learn to talk and read, and so on. I will come back and wait for 47 years, and I will be severely abused again.

Xi. New flowers are planted for the first time. I hope I can feed it.

12. I planted flowers and plants. Today, Pepe and I went downstairs with flowerpots to shovel dirt and came back to plant them together. It's the first time to raise flowers with flower seeds. I hope they grow up quickly.

Dear Chen Shanjun, my roommate bought several pots of fleshy meat today. This is her first time planting flowers. Dear chenchen, I don't know what to raise or how to raise it.

Planting flowers for the first time, I hope it will live a long life.

Fifteen, rainy days, the first time I want to plant flowers so seriously, these flowers will bring a good mood! I hope it will be beautiful forever!

Sixteen, there is no tripod that can be set up to shoot the nine-day change, but it is good to record it-I raised a hyacinthus orientalis and died, and the rest of the flowers were bitten by insects-I didn't know how to mark the morning glory, peacock grass and cornflower seeds-I really didn't have any planning at all.

Seventeen, the soil culture always forgets to water, and the water is changed and added. I am very grateful to this tenacious baby who has been with me for two years, although I don't know what it is like until now. I haven't seen it blossom since it first withered. Suddenly I told my mother, and she said, how gentle people are who grow flowers. Look at you, you've planted flowers vigorously! Anyway, I remember seeing her for the first time. As long as she doesn't die, I am willing to accompany her through the four picturesque seasons.

Eighteen, before and after Qingming, planting flowers and beans. I like growing flowers in Tomb-Sweeping Day, because I planted flowers for the first time in my life in Tomb-Sweeping Day. Moreover, the flowers are still alive, and they are full of flowers in spring. That's a chrysanthemum I brought home at Ling's house. I was a freshman that year, and my friendship with Ling had just been established. Now we have been close friends for many years.

Nineteen, planting flowers for the first time-white palm. Take care of it patiently like a child: change water for it regularly; Wash its leaves to keep them moist; Pull out old leaves; Wash the roots of vases and flowers to keep enough oxygen in the vases. Thank you for your willingness to grow up with me in the new environment ~ May you grow up as long as possible and witness your growth together!

20. I think daffodils smell so sweet for the first time. I planted flowers for the first time and watched them bloom. Although the time is short, I am still very happy. I really hope that they will continue to bloom, but one day the flowers will wither and people will see its beauty, thus fulfilling its mission in this life.

Twenty-one, raising flowers and fish, feeding for the first time, I hope my fish can live for a long time. Feed it every day and change the water once every half month. Water the meat regularly every Sunday. When there is sunshine, you can take Bao Xiao out to bask in the sun. When there is no sun, let him blow on the balcony. Looking at beautiful living things will make you feel better every day.

Twenty-two, just got home on the third day and fell ill, cutting leaves all morning. For the first time, I planted flowers with people from north and south. You should come on, my little flower!

Twenty-three, my hyacinthus orientalis has blossomed, and the whole room is full of the breath of spring. I love it. This is my first time planting flowers, so happy! Say good night to the flowers on the pillow, good night!

Twenty-four, the first time I planted flowers in my life, I thought of watering once every three months. I am blooming with pride. I was a little excited when I saw the flowers blooming. Most things are really not as bad as I thought. When my colleague gave it to me, I didn't want to answer it at all. I didn't expect them to open and open again.

Twenty-five, the flower language of gardenia is the first time to plant flowers alone! Be a girl as energetic as Huayu.

Twenty-six, my pot of flowers may be wilting. Although he does it every day, maybe in the wrong way, he will wither. I am not too sad, because I am slowly accepting the fact that the first flower cultivation was declared a failure!

Twenty-seven, help others to raise the result and finally put it in my house. A pot of flowers that I don't want to go back finally bloomed today. I planted flowers for the first time in my life, and it blossomed. I'm really happy, happy, happy!

Twenty-eight, your lily has blossomed! Congratulations on your first successful flower planting.

Twenty-nine, growing such a big head and planting flowers for the first time feels like being a woman for the first time.

I'm 30 years old. I planted flowers for the first time. It is said that my name is Callicarpa, and my nickname is Zhu Zhu!